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Old 09-24-2013, 02:16 PM   #41
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WAY too many to count, but all so good....
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Several from Ruff.
1. Hy let me know that hys coworkers were getting drunk on the charter bus to Georgia.

2. That the whole bus smelled like stinky feet. Lol

3. Hy made it to Georgia safely!

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Received a few from Ruff over the last two days.

1. Letting me know that Hy is doing ok at hys job assignment in Georgia.

2. Letting me know that Hy should have grabbed some heavier socks since it is almost 50 degrees in Georgia.

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Oh, let's say, the texts didn't go thru. But I know what they meant
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I love you!!! I get multiple ILY's, everyday from my babers!
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From a friend.

"Lololololol..... ASSHOLE!"
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From a friend.

"Lololololol..... ASSHOLE!"
I get those a lot too LMAO
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That I made a 94 out of 100 on my test last Friday .
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One of my crazier friends texted this to me early this morning. She said that after what her boss put her through last week it's going to be her new profile pic on FB. I nearly choked on my coffee...LOL

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couple of days ago......*hope I don't get in trouble for telling it.....*..... "going to shower....wish you were here......"
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