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Old 11-24-2014, 04:17 PM   #701
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When you can no longer read the fine print.

Also, I am grumpy a lot more now lol.
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when going out to eat just doesn't give you that excited o'boy feeling anymore. It's like geez shower change clothes drive all the way back to town. Wait on a table, order, they bring the wrong stuff, forget to bring the extra condiments. Eat wait on the check, tip them more than they deserve and drive all the way back home. Coulda already cooked cleaned up the kitchen and been in my sweats watching TV by then.

LOL grumpy ole fart I am
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When the theme song from the tv show *The Love Boat* plays and I can sing it word for word.

This actually happened today and only two others who knew it: sang it with me!
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When you start comparing pill boxes at the pharmacy.

When the pharmacist knows you by name.

When you open your mouth and your mother comes out.

When it snows and you are prepared to hunker down until Spring rather than shovel.


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you can relate to EVERYONES post on this thread.. oh good lordy. lol
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You get 7 to 8 hours of sleep and you still cannot stay up late.
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you can relate to EVERYONES post on this thread.. oh good lordy. lol
hahaha I was going to say this! I have to agree!
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A person does not become an old curmudgeon, they usually start out as a young curmudgeon...well I did anyway!
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When the temps hit the 20's and you start thinking about the value of remote car starters and programmable thermostats.
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My 'baby' sister, who is (high ranking) Retired Military, got a tickle from the Care Bear birthday card I sent...(this is her first birthday in over 20 years that she wasn't in the military)... she said she was tickled that I remembered she liked the Care Bears...I responded that I remember when she got her first Care Bear when they first came on the market. I also remember when she "was a grumpy little girl" that slammed down her "Grumpy Bear" drinking glass and broke it. She's not a little girl anymore but she will always be my baby sister, no matter what rank she held. Hell, the baby sister in her still loves Care Bears!

My son's father is also recently Retired Military...
I remember when they both enlisted just a few months apart...I know I'm getting older when two people younger than I am, get to retire before I do.

I know I'm getting older, when I see Care Bears at an antique shop with a price tag that says "Vintage Collectable Care Bear"...
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Thank goodness, Christmas parties only happen once a year...lol
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