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Old 04-27-2010, 05:13 AM   #1721
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At 7 am, "The Remains of the Day " is actually interesting {might even get the Book}....
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I just heard that we have to wait until November before Mr. Bush's book is released....the title is 'Decision Points'.

But I really would like to suggest that he stay true to form.....and call his book 'Decisionary Pointage'...........

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hmm my, coffee is very . VERY .. delisshhhhh this morning
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It's good to be home with not a lot to do. I think I shall make this my day off.
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women make me crazy, sequin tube tops rock, today is national mule day and that makes me happy, I am wound tighter than a rubber band right now and can only think of one way to deal with this pent up energy....and it ain't singing koom by ya by the campfire!!
I can't stand Miley Ray Cyrus...she needs to go away; her and her dad both! Why can't we vote people out of Hollywood like we do off of certain tv shows?
I am grouchy today and I hate how that feels...luckily it doesn't happen but once or twice a year!!
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women make me crazy, sequin tube tops rock, today is national mule day and that makes me happy, I am wound tighter than a rubber band right now and can only think of one way to deal with this pent up energy....and it ain't singing koom by ya by the campfire!!
I can't stand Miley Ray Cyrus...she needs to go away; her and her dad both! Why can't we vote people out of Hollywood like we do off of certain tv shows?
I am grouchy today and I hate how that feels...luckily it doesn't happen but once or twice a year!!
Not only do sequin tube tops rock... but so does Barbie's arm.

Miley doesn't work my nerves as much as Taylor Swift. I must admit, the Hoedown Throwdown is a catchy little dance...




Guess what... that's 2 minutes of your life that you will never get back!

Love ya BBFF!
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Pinkie, you KNOW I am not wasting 2 minutes of my life on that video...lol

Her and Taylor Swift should go find a nice tropical island to live on! I would not miss their singing one iota!

Maybe I just need to go sit on an island by myself until I am no longer Mr. Grumpiola!
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I normally don't care when I'm called "Sir", "young man", or..in the case of an elderly lady at Dialysis "hey boy, boy with red hair, pay attention, i'm callin u!!"..
However, when I'm in the womens bathroom {cuz the guys give me heebie jeebies with stares in that store}, and some Schmuck knocks on my door, I stay Quiet, wiggle my feet under...and I hear "red Coat, with Black, blue Jeans?", I hafta reply.."mm-hmm?".."you're aware this is the ladies room, son?"....At this point, any urge to pee went to hell...and it takes A LOT for me to piss, even at Home, So I mumbled "gimmie a sec?", he says 'sure thing', I get out, I notice the lady's got a Look that could petrify a 5 yr old, before the Manager could say shit I raised my finger and said "For the record, I'm a biological woman", Both expressions instantly changed...hers to Horror, his to embarrassment, I walked out with him apologizing...
What stunned me is, in the Jeep I'm telling my relatives this, and my brother hit the Brakes..
did a U turn, and stopped by the Exit, and got out, asked me to follow, I told him the guy apologized, and he said "uh-uh.."
He asked for the Manager, the guy pops up, see's me, his face goes red, and sighs..
My brother asked him "How often do you see Buzz'cut women walk thru your doors here at Lowe's?"
The guy stalled saying "I apologize, it was clearly a misunderstanding, it won't happen again"
My brother repeated the question and added "I'm sure you see a Bunch, and even employ a few"
I coughed briefly and told him in Spanish "Don't go there, that's just as bad, he said sorry, let's go"
He stood there, and the guy mumbled "I'm truly sorry, the lady was concerned and I had to make sure"
Soo.. my brother said "Don't assume, ask before following someones prejudiced stereotypes, if this happens again, I' have your name, and I'll send a nice e-mail to your Corporate"
We left, with complimentary 'white out' mt. dew [I loved the Irony]

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When you get home, crack open a nice cold beer, and spray a lil' cotton candy perfume in the air ~ it will make everything better. Ok, maybe not, but thoughts of strippers will dance in your head.
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June how 'bout " Cyndi Lauper's She-Bop?....
Or Debbie Gibsons "only in My dream?"
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i have the sudden urge to run amuck and create havoc *eyebrow wiggle*
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hahahaha...har.dee.har..har. now go to my room and wait for your spanking! *LOL*
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