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Old 02-03-2010, 07:55 AM   #21
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What REALLY ticks me off is when I try to fall asleep at my desk, and the (&@#(*$& phone rings.... WHAT THE HELL MAN?!?!?!?


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Someone playing 2 friends against each other......

spent about an hour making a awsome birthday card for my brother.....
and then accidently tearing it
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The couple across the street from us has a cat who apparantly does his "business" outside. Personally, I could never let my cats out of the house, but that's just me.

Anyway ... what irritates me is when it's sub-zero temps outside and/or snowing and this poor little guy is sitting at the front door meowing his little head off wanting to get back in. Hours have passed and I see the little dude out there trying to figure out a way to get their attention. (Jumping on window ledges, climbing on the garage roof to access a nearby window...)

Maybe it's just me, but I would be looking out for my cat to return so I can let him back in quickly. I wouldn't leave him outside for hours knowing it's butt-ass cold out there. Then again, this is why my littles are housecats and would only go out escorted and carefully watched.
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What REALLY ticks me off is when I try to fall asleep at my desk, and the (&@#(*$& phone rings.... WHAT THE HELL MAN?!?!?!?


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SPEEK TO THE PAW????!!!!!!!!!!!!!



By FAR... one of your finest feline felon-ist fueled filled fabulous photo's! I simply "giggle"...

So, "WOW", how... the FUCK... was - THAT?!



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SPEEK TO THE PAW????!!!!!!!!!!!!!



By FAR... one of your finest feline felon-ist fueled filled fabulous photo's! I simply "giggle"...

So, "WOW", how... the FUCK... was - THAT?!




That was fucking fabulous! Beau would be impressed. By FAR.

P.S. I just find the photos, I don't caption them. There's something amusing about lol-catspeak though, lol.
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Eh no.
What would actually have brought me pleasure is sticking my foot up his @ss.
I get stuck behind asshats like that all the damn time. THAT alone ticks me off.
On the upside, if they get through the light and you don't, hopefully you're rid of them!

What REALLY gets to me is people who drive slowly on a two lane highway and then when I actually have a safe spot to pass them......they speed up!


But here's my current bug up my *hat*: people who criticize and spew all kinds of nastiness behind somebody's back, and then pretend to be their best friend when they're with them! It makes me want to slap the two of them and say: "do you REALLY think this is friendship?" What passes for friendship at times is pretty damned pitiful!
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[B][I][FONT="Trebuchet MS"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Blue"]On the upside, if they get through the light and you don't, hopefully you're rid of them!
I try and see it that way, and then I look up at the red light and get pissy all over again. lol

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[B][I][FONT="Trebuchet MS"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Blue"]What REALLY gets to me is people who drive slowly on a two lane highway and then when I actually have a safe spot to pass them......they speed up!
Yeah, this ticks me off too. What also ticks me off is when I want to get into another lane, I'll turn on my blinker, and all of a sudden the asshat speeds up so I can't get in. Hate to say it, but it's gotten to the point where I won't put on my blinker if I know I need to get over, because they'll find a way to prevent it, lol. (It's sort of like the blinker lights subconsciously tell them "SPEED UP, SPEEEED UUUUUUP").
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This pisses me off big time...when people leave their grocery carts in the middle of the aisle while shopping. Some even leave their purses open for all to see.
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This pisses me off big time...when people leave their grocery carts in the middle of the aisle while shopping. Some even leave their purses open for all to see.
What pisses ME off about this is when they are in the middle of the aisle with their cart and they know you want to pass and "pretend" they can't see you.

After the third "excuse me", I cannot be responsible for my actions....
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Yesterday at the ferry dock I noticed the attendant with the bomb sniffing pooch yanking at the dog's collar! H E L L O they have those body harnesses now for dogs.... get a clue Washington Ferry System!
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When I make myself a cold glass of tea then sit in my recliner just to realize that I left the tea on the kitchen counter.


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When I make myself a cold glass of tea then sit in my recliner just to realize that I left the tea on the kitchen counter.


I do that so often it is scary. And irritating.
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When my housemate leaves for work 2 hours after you.
Leaves the front door open and the storm screen locked shut so her dog can bark so incessantly at everything that moves.
The neighbor starts texting me about not being able to hear her TV over the dog.
The housemate is not bothered or concerned, leaving me to apologize profoundly to neighbor and hope to hell she is not pissed enough to call the HOA or more.
I have to leave your work early to handle it.
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