04-29-2015, 08:46 AM | #221 |
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This wasn't really a date...but telling my dad that you used to beat people with soap-stuffed socks when you were in the military does not go over well at all.
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04-29-2015, 10:13 AM | #222 |
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Oh, I love this place. It was my ex's favorite restaurant.
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04-29-2015, 10:51 AM | #223 |
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If you have an awkward first kiss, do not blame it on your date by saying their mouth might be too big.
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04-29-2015, 07:00 PM | #224 |
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Excuse me, are you going to eat that? Because..... my kids are waiting in the car."
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04-29-2015, 07:18 PM | #225 |
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Never, ever...EVER!
You're my idea of the perfect woman...only bigger.
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04-29-2015, 07:25 PM | #226 |
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I'm going on a date this Sunday, I don't drink Alcohol, she loves to drink and we are going to a Venue..
I also find her Irish Accent so strong i cant understand her at times, so then i feel embarrassed, but she is cuddly and lovely , inked all over (so i believe). She also doesn't give a s##t that i'm M-T-F, had no idea till i told her, as i felt it was best to be honest. So as long as can try really hard to understand her, which will be harder after shes had about 10 pints of ale, all should be good. Trying to be aware and accepting of peoples cultural and linguistic differences can be hard sometimes. Thick IRISH BROGUE, Is another language !!! |
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04-29-2015, 08:12 PM | #227 |
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I forgot my wallet. Can you cover the tab?
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04-29-2015, 09:22 PM | #228 |
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04-30-2015, 04:49 AM | #229 |
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Never ask any classy Femme her age!
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04-30-2015, 06:07 AM | #230 |
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04-30-2015, 08:53 AM | #231 |
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04-30-2015, 09:54 AM | #232 |
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04-30-2015, 12:37 PM | #235 |
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I can make people's death look like an accident....
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