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Old 04-29-2015, 08:46 AM   #221
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This wasn't really a date...but telling my dad that you used to beat people with soap-stuffed socks when you were in the military does not go over well at all.
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Excuse me, are you going to eat that? Because..... my kids are waiting in the car."
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I'm going on a date this Sunday, I don't drink Alcohol, she loves to drink and we are going to a Venue..
I also find her Irish Accent so strong i cant understand her at times, so then i feel embarrassed, but she is cuddly and lovely , inked all over (so i believe).
She also doesn't give a s##t that i'm M-T-F, had no idea till i told her, as i felt it was best to be honest.
So as long as can try really hard to understand her, which will be harder after shes had about 10 pints of ale, all should be good.
Trying to be aware and accepting of peoples cultural and linguistic differences can be hard sometimes.
Thick IRISH BROGUE, Is another language !!!
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I don't know why i asked you out, i usually only date other butches.
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Date in question asked: "Is your hair the same color, as your pubis."
I responded: "Maybe, btw are you packing a softie, or are those bunched up grannie panties."
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