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Dating persona test - fun and humorous
A long time ago this test was written as a spoof to Myers - Briggs but I actually think it's strangely accurate in a fun and silly kind of way.
I got The Peach Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM) Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach. For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it. You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a girl who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying her. Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense. Your exact female opposite: The Nymph Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer CONSIDER: The Peach (RGLM) The Playstation (RGSM) The Window Shopper (RGLD) ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe (DBLM) And I am rather pleased. And I'd love to meet "loverboy" Who are you and who would you like to meet? dating persona test here CLICKY . Last edited by imperfect_cupcake; 02-03-2014 at 11:23 AM. |
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Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM) The Sudden Departure Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure. You’ve been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you’re a really fantastic girl who doesn’t really know what she wants, and you’ve broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you’re there, either boredom or the old “grass is greener” syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries. We know you’re not the classic “love ’em and leave ’em” type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you’re theoretically looking to settle down, you don’t settle long on one person. “Serial monogamist” is probably something you hear a lot. “Emotionally loose” is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn’t really make much difference. Of course, it’s not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose. OMG, I am actually slightly offended LMFAO!!!! The name sounds really cool but not the description. Fuck you, test. |
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02-03-2014, 12:51 PM | #3 |
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LOL most of my friends got Gengis Khunt. It is a dark humoured test....
PS. Two of my mates got that. The rest got Gengis Khunt, the playstation and the rose. There are some very funny personality write ups. Last edited by imperfect_cupcake; 02-03-2014 at 12:57 PM. |
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02-03-2014, 12:55 PM | #4 |
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The Window Shopper Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
(explains everything to me now - poor poor Dreamer). Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper. You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come. Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a girl you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns. Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic woman is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs. Your exact female opposite: The Stiletto Deliberate Brutal Sex Master Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM) The Peach (RGLM) Always Avoid: Genghis Khunt (RBSM)
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The Intern Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)
The Intern Capable. Trustworthy. Carnal. The Intern. From our experience, Interns are nice girls who would really, really like us to come on to them. They, like you, must be looking for sex, preferably from someone good-looking and successful. So... what are you doing later? Oh, okay, cool. Well, maybe next time? Okay, okay, jeez. The thing is, you’re a little bit quiet, so men think you’re waiting for them to start things. You do like sex a lot, they’re right about that, but few of them realize you’re a genuinely thoughtful person. You’re choosy, not wanting to get mixed up with just anyone. Girls can get away with this kind of selectiveness for some reason. Most guys have to take whatever’s lying around, passed out. You’re not necessarily looking for a steady relationship right now; that’s cool. Be careful to avoid people trying to tie you down to anything other than bedposts. Your exact female opposite: The Sudden Departure Random Brutal Love Master Consider: The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM) Always Avoid: The Battleaxe (DBLM) The Sudden Departure (RBLM) Tell your friends to take the test! So quiet, shy, choosy but really really likes sex. Yeah, sure why not.
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The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
The Sonnet Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed? Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance. Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so. You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.
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odd. not sure why the link I copied and pasted worked for some and not.others. thanks Venus
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The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM) The Sudden Departure Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure. You’ve been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you’re a really fantastic girl who doesn’t really know what she wants, and you’ve broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you’re there, either boredom or the old “grass is greener” syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries. We know you’re not the classic “love ’em and leave ’em” type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you’re theoretically looking to settle down, you don’t settle long on one person. “Serial monogamist” is probably something you hear a lot. “Emotionally loose” is another way to put it. To the poor girls eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn’t really make much difference. Of course, it’s not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose. our exact female opposite: The Intern Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure (RBLM), someone just like you ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern (DGSD) The Maid of Honor (DGLM) What a catch!
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Hahahaha...people are more inclined to chase the ones that run away
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A rose by any other name....
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Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD) Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose. Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you’re the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling. You don’t seem to take yourself too seriously, and that’s refreshing. You aren’t uptight; you don’t over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn’t a top priority—a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven’t had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You’re very selective. The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You’re out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone. Female Opposite: The Dirty Little Secret Consider: The Vapor Trail Avoid: Bachelor Translation; I'm a picky bitch. Seems about right, ha ha ha! Katniss~~ |
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Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM) The Maid of Honor Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor. Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many girls would call a “perfect catch”—and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor girl whose only crime was liking you. We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself. Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them. |
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Your results are in! You are...
The Gentleman Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM) The Gentleman Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman. For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you’re their man. You’re sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you’re experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you’re classic “marrying material,” a prize in the eyes of many. It’s possible that behind it all, you’re a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you’re fundamentally sex-driven. You’re a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you’re like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time. Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Your exact male opposite: The Last Man on Earth The Last Man on Earth Random Brutal Sex Dreamer Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), someone just like you Always Avoid: The Battleaxe (DBLM)
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The Maid of Honor Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)
The Maid of Honor Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor. Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many girls would call a “perfect catch”—and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor girl whose only crime was liking you. We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself. Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them. Your exact female opposite: Half-Cocked Random Brutal Sex Dreamer Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), someone just like you Always Avoid: The Battleaxe (DBLM) The Stiletto (DBSM) The Sudden Departure (RBLM) The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM) ..uhu...lol...half-cocked..wonder what that means?
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Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.
Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many girls would call a “perfect catch”—and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor girl whose only crime was liking you. We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself. Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them. Your exact female opposite: Half-Cocked Random Brutal Sex Dreamer CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), someone just like you ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe (DBLM) The Stiletto (DBSM) The Sudden Departure (RBLM) The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM) What the heck does half cocked mean??? LMAO I guess I'll keep dating myself ! LMAO
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OMFG yes that's me!
Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me.
The Priss. Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD) Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You’re highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You’d take brutal honesty over superficiality any time—your friends always know where they stand with you. You’re completely unfake. Don’t tell me that’s not a word. You’re also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy. These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards. You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you’re pregnant. LOL. Though you’re inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it’s not as one of mass destruction.. You’re choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you’re really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. .And soothing. |
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