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Old 12-15-2014, 09:15 AM   #721
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Old 12-15-2014, 10:00 AM   #722
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When you give serious thought to calling a plumber to install a new shower head.
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When you realize you just did or said something that made you look just like your mom (or dad).
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Old 12-15-2014, 12:43 PM   #724
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lol, how about when you are filling in an online form and you have to scroll down for what seems like a mile to reach your birth year?
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Old 12-15-2014, 01:14 PM   #725
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When the electrician you have used for decades sends his son to do the work.

I remember when his mother was pregnant with him. I used to change this kids diapers. And now, he is messing with my wiring.

Yeah, I feel old today.

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When you start sending Christmas cards to your Doctors.
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When all the music you know and LOVE is on the oldies channel!

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It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch TV.

There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
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When it takes 15 minutes of fiddling (and reading glasses) to break into the simplest packaging.

When you drop something on the floor and do a mental review as to whether or not it is worth picking up or if it could just wait a while. Especially in the kitchen where it's pretty certain other things will join it and it could all be picked up in "one trip".
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Oh my yes, this for sure, is another one. I am more like my dad each day!
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Old 12-16-2014, 01:05 AM   #732
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When you find out that two of your nieces will each be bringing a boyfriend to Christmas dinner for the first time this year.
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Old 12-16-2014, 06:26 AM   #733
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When ya niece looks at you like you have lost it by telling her music was once in cassette form, to which she says what are cassettes lol
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When the character in a movie or show you think is hot is the one playing the mother ... or grandmother. (WhenTF did that happen?)
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When you have to stop and think about it when someone asks how old you are.
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I had to do that when I was 32.

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Precisely. And for me, at 33 and 34 and....maybe next year I will remember how old I am.
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When the prospect of staying up till midnight on New Year's Eve just felt like more trouble than it's worth. We can always just tell each other Happy New Year the next morning.

Going out to a bar versus staying at home and watching the news. Used to be a no brainer. Still is only the news wins out now, easy.

When I go to get out of bed in the morning and both knees pop loud enough to sound like gun shots.

Started using terms like, "Those damn kids/youngins/heathens/etc...." My Papa used those terms a LOT.


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Old 12-24-2014, 11:19 PM   #739
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When you can sit and crochet your way through a marathon of Golden Girls.
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When you think of someone you went to college with, look them up on FB and you start figuring up how old their kids should be and they arent kids at all heck their kids are about old enough to have grandchildren
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