Speak a Lie ..... - Page 4

Mister Bent · 11-14-2009, 10:50 AM

O June, how you charm me!

That would be wonderful, as I've always wanted to marry a virgin.

MizzSabra · 11-14-2009, 11:17 AM

Totally hated looking at Buck Angel's pictures on the interwebnetz.

And is NOT still laughing over June's comments about spooge and large hairy unwashed men.

evolveme · 11-14-2009, 11:17 AM

Upon reading June's "bodice" post, I did not think at all of the way balls smell strangely of alfalfa sprouts and moist earth.

Mister Bent · 11-14-2009, 11:25 AM

I'm really enamored of the manner in which my lady manages to references balls and their "organic" odor at every opportunity.

I don't at all wonder what she's doing while I'm at work.

evolveme · 11-14-2009, 11:38 AM

June clearly knows me not at all.

NJFemmie · 11-14-2009, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MizzSabra

And is NOT still laughing over June's comments about spooge and large hairy unwashed men.

I'm not laughing either.

christie · 11-14-2009, 12:04 PM

I really don't love the witty zingers from June and e

NJFemmie · 11-14-2009, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by christie0918

I really don't love the witty zingers from June and e

I don't either, which is why I am sorry I made this thread.

Dean Thoreau · 11-14-2009, 12:25 PM

I just totally enjoy femmes that can lie

I prefer sushi to any other edible thing in the world.
Fish are only good when served on a plate.
I am the most non contrary individual you will ever meet and you will love me for it!
I graduated in the bottom 2% of my high school class and have been succeeding at failure ever since.

My real name is Ophelia Wiermirsckirshan and u wonder why people call me Dean!

NJFemmie · 11-14-2009, 01:15 PM

My name is Ophelia Wiermirsckirshan, so I know you're lying.

ppffttt.

theoddz · 11-14-2009, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by June

It's True. I am a Gold Star Lesbian, untouched and untainted by spooge. Oh, how I yearn to be taken by a large, hairy, unbathed male specimen fraught with copious amounts of semen.

If I had a bodice on, I would rip it off myself.

June'y did not just say S-P-O-O-G-E.

~Theo~

wolfwalker · 11-14-2009, 04:59 PM

I really love all humans. I hate dogs and cats

wolfwalker

Passionaria · 11-14-2009, 05:54 PM

I would never eat Thai Food

PoeticWitch · 11-14-2009, 05:58 PM

I am not entertained by this thread... it doesn't make me laugh in uncontrollable fits that last more then ten minutes... it doesn't make me cry and doesn't then give me a headache..I hate this thread... and I think you all are very boring people and should stop posting all together...

MrSunshine · 11-14-2009, 06:15 PM

rubber.ducky does not make me think rubber.dicky every time I see it.

Surayna · 11-15-2009, 12:21 AM

I am Betty Crocker in the kitchen. I cooked a huge elaborate meal tonight. I am not sitting here eating gummy bears. I am sitting here totally nekkid while doing school work, though.

Kast · 11-15-2009, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deadyboy

rubber.ducky does not make me think rubber.dicky every time I see it.

You'all are NOT very funny people, no, not at all!

christie · 11-15-2009, 06:30 AM

I really love that the mother in law starts talking before her eyes open.

I really love that she adores all things Jesus-tacky-esque... and that my heart sings when she comes in the door talking about how "I found the PURDIEST picture today... it was Jesus, on a rock, in a stream, with two little children."

It doesn't make my skin crawl at all.

I love that as we restore a room in the house, its a race for us to get something up on the walls before the Jesus in a stream picture is purchased.

I hate that she has a good heart and means well.

NJFemmie · 11-15-2009, 06:36 AM

I didn't just screw up Diva's Scrabble Slam thread.
I totally knew how to play the game and I certainly don't feel like an idiot.
Mare is not singing "shame, shame, shame .. you messed the game, you messed the game" and poking fun at me this morning.
I am NOT laughing about this because I have no sense of humor whatsoever.

MrSunshine · 11-15-2009, 06:54 AM

I so happy to not be able to sleep anymore

11-14-2009, 10:50 AM	#61
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,831 Times in 1,721 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	O June, how you charm me! That would be wonderful, as I've always wanted to marry a virgin. __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

11-14-2009, 11:17 AM	#63
evolveme Member How Do You Identify?: honeysuckle venom Preferred Pronoun?: a pistol and a sugar cane Relationship Status: I promise to aid and abet Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in between poems where ceilings are floors and joe ghost floats achromatic toward day Posts: 514 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 229 Thanked 737 Times in 228 Posts Rep Power: 288948	Upon reading June's "bodice" post, I did not think at all of the way balls smell strangely of alfalfa sprouts and moist earth. __________________ Class, race, sexuality, gender and all other categories by which we categorize and dismiss each other need to be excavated from the inside. - Dorothy Allison

11-14-2009, 11:25 AM	#64
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,831 Times in 1,721 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I'm really enamored of the manner in which my lady manages to references balls and their "organic" odor at every opportunity. I don't at all wonder what she's doing while I'm at work. __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

11-14-2009, 11:38 AM	#65
evolveme Member How Do You Identify?: honeysuckle venom Preferred Pronoun?: a pistol and a sugar cane Relationship Status: I promise to aid and abet Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in between poems where ceilings are floors and joe ghost floats achromatic toward day Posts: 514 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 229 Thanked 737 Times in 228 Posts Rep Power: 288948	June clearly knows me not at all. __________________ Class, race, sexuality, gender and all other categories by which we categorize and dismiss each other need to be excavated from the inside. - Dorothy Allison

11-14-2009, 12:25 PM	#69
Dean Thoreau Member How Do You Identify?: Ftm - Male- exfemale Preferred Pronoun?: He’s Him Relationship Status: Has a gf Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Philadelphia pa Posts: 889 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 251 Thanked 759 Times in 219 Posts Rep Power: 4529748	I just totally enjoy femmes that can lie I prefer sushi to any other edible thing in the world. Fish are only good when served on a plate. I am the most non contrary individual you will ever meet and you will love me for it! I graduated in the bottom 2% of my high school class and have been succeeding at failure ever since. My real name is Ophelia Wiermirsckirshan and u wonder why people call me Dean! __________________ Dean Thoreau

11-14-2009, 11:17 AM	#62
MizzSabra Member How Do You Identify?: N/a Relationship Status: N/A Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 107 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16 Thanked 109 Times in 40 Posts Rep Power: 60797	Totally hated looking at Buck Angel's pictures on the interwebnetz. And is NOT still laughing over June's comments about spooge and large hairy unwashed men.

11-14-2009, 12:04 PM	#67
christie Member How Do You Identify?: A Force with which to be reckoned Preferred Pronoun?: just be nice... Relationship Status: I call her Mine Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Transplanted to the PNW Posts: 1,246 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 2,476 Times in 706 Posts Rep Power: 14753261	I really don't love the witty zingers from June and e

11-14-2009, 01:15 PM	#70
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,425 Times in 2,978 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	My name is Ophelia Wiermirsckirshan, so I know you're lying. ppffttt. __________________

11-14-2009, 04:59 PM	#72
wolfwalker Member How Do You Identify?: human Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: planet earth Posts: 129 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 181 Thanked 180 Times in 71 Posts Rep Power: 24	love humans I really love all humans. I hate dogs and cats wolfwalker

11-14-2009, 05:54 PM	#73
Passionaria Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Urban Bohemian : http://youtu.be/IM96Ch9Gx4A Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: She ran away with with the Gypsy's ✿ Posts: 2,519 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,316 Thanked 3,735 Times in 1,250 Posts Rep Power: 16689909	hmmmm I would never eat Thai Food __________________ *Moon cat madness*

11-14-2009, 05:58 PM	#74
PoeticWitch Member How Do You Identify?: Queer... that is all you get Preferred Pronoun?: um... she.. I think... shrug call me anything that pleases ya Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 172 Thanked 1,131 Times in 377 Posts Rep Power: 7056674	I am not entertained by this thread... it doesn't make me laugh in uncontrollable fits that last more then ten minutes... it doesn't make me cry and doesn't then give me a headache..I hate this thread... and I think you all are very boring people and should stop posting all together...

11-14-2009, 06:15 PM	#75
MrSunshine Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The Gardner Preferred Pronoun?: Ummmm Relationship Status: Nah Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunshine State, State of Sunshine Posts: 2,616 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,577 Thanked 3,889 Times in 1,154 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	rubber.ducky does not make me think rubber.dicky every time I see it.

11-15-2009, 12:21 AM	#76
Surayna Member How Do You Identify?: Femme - babygirl Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Incredibly content, amazingly happy, and loved by some wonderful people! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: PNW Posts: 179 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 93 Thanked 82 Times in 36 Posts Rep Power: 16	I am Betty Crocker in the kitchen. I cooked a huge elaborate meal tonight. I am not sitting here eating gummy bears. I am sitting here totally nekkid while doing school work, though. __________________ "The more you love, the more you can love – and the more intensely you love." ~Lazarus Long~ "Love is more than three words mumbled before bedtime. Love is sustained by action, a pattern of devotion in the things we do for each other every day." ~Nicholas Sparks~ "Bite Marks Are Love Notes Written In Flesh" ~anonymous~

11-15-2009, 06:30 AM	#78
christie Member How Do You Identify?: A Force with which to be reckoned Preferred Pronoun?: just be nice... Relationship Status: I call her Mine Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Transplanted to the PNW Posts: 1,246 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 2,476 Times in 706 Posts Rep Power: 14753261	I really love that the mother in law starts talking before her eyes open. I really love that she adores all things Jesus-tacky-esque... and that my heart sings when she comes in the door talking about how "I found the PURDIEST picture today... it was Jesus, on a rock, in a stream, with two little children." It doesn't make my skin crawl at all. I love that as we restore a room in the house, its a race for us to get something up on the walls before the Jesus in a stream picture is purchased. I hate that she has a good heart and means well.

11-15-2009, 06:36 AM	#79
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,425 Times in 2,978 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I didn't just screw up Diva's Scrabble Slam thread. I totally knew how to play the game and I certainly don't feel like an idiot. Mare is not singing "shame, shame, shame .. you messed the game, you messed the game" and poking fun at me this morning. I am NOT laughing about this because I have no sense of humor whatsoever. __________________

11-15-2009, 06:54 AM	#80
MrSunshine Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The Gardner Preferred Pronoun?: Ummmm Relationship Status: Nah Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunshine State, State of Sunshine Posts: 2,616 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,577 Thanked 3,889 Times in 1,154 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I so happy to not be able to sleep anymore