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Old 03-01-2012, 07:39 PM   #141
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Haahaahaaahaaa! Dee, ya ever get the air brakes from the passenger side?? I hate that!!
Lol, I drive people crazy because yes, I have been known to slam on the brakes from the passenger side

Hey, it's involuntary!

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Lol, I drive people crazy because yes, I have been known to slam on the brakes from the passenger side

Hey, it's involuntary!

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yup, my mother usually has one foot through the floorboard and the other puffing on a cigarette, while hanging from the roof in sporadic *bracing* moves. i want to put her in the trunk.

Her other foot is puffing on a cigarette? Bwaahaahaaahaaa!!
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roommates! auughhh!!! Please do NOT pay your share of the rent and then borrow every penny back from me over the course of the month. Seriously? I am not your mama nor your bank. If you can't afford your habits then maybe its time to change them?
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omg that's funnier than the real deal ! but i bet she could pull this off.......
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I can't STAND people being late... I have a nail client who I tell one time and write her appointment a half hour later... She is ALWAYS late so I found a creative way to make it work, besides she will never see my appointment book... ::: evilgrin :::
I had to throw my mom out of the car... seriously... I pulled back up to the house and told my dad he could have her... I looked at her and said... *GET OUT* shoot you could already see the road through the floor boards (68 Baja Bug) so her air brakes were of no use...
Don't get me started on Kitchen hair stylist... you came to me for a reason... let me do my fricken job... I want a pin that says "Quit your bitchen you know you did it in your kitchen." ::: smilessweetly :::
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Chrome water spots.
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I can't STAND people being late... I have a nail client who I tell one time and write her appointment a half hour later... She is ALWAYS late so I found a creative way to make it work, besides she will never see my appointment book... ::: evilgrin :::
I had to throw my mom out of the car... seriously... I pulled back up to the house and told my dad he could have her... I looked at her and said... *GET OUT* shoot you could already see the road through the floor boards (68 Baja Bug) so her air brakes were of no use...
Don't get me started on Kitchen hair stylist... you came to me for a reason... let me do my fricken job... I want a pin that says "Quit your bitchen you know you did it in your kitchen." ::: smilessweetly :::
my hairdresser, who started out as a kitchen beautician has a sign that says *I'm a beautician not a magician*
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people who wear TONS of cologne

one whiff and i've had a headache since

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<-- will totally admit to being one of those air brake passengers.. but only if you are driving like a lunatic and i am in fear for my life!


I get a little annoyed when people tell me they are gonna call me, or come over or do something at a certain time.. then for whatever reason plans change, but they either forget to tell me entirely or do so at the very last minute.. grrr

I also don't like when a person is really REALLY late if we've made plans, im not talking like a few minutes or even a half hour, im talking like several hours late and i've been stuck sitting there waiting all day when i could have been doing something else lol..
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Oh dear, i hope Daddi doesn't read this!
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Daddi read it.
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Well you ARE good at reading my mind!!! But sometimes i don't even know what i am thinking myself and that is probably what throws ya off, maybe.
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the words *what you really should do is ......*

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When someone makes a sandwich and doesn't put anything away when they are finished.... lol
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