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11-20-2009, 11:41 PM | #1 |
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Good Evening BFP,
I just wanted to rant about my day and I thought who would make snarky comments about my bad luck to get me out of my funk? My trusty friends at BFP! I'm stuck in Phoenix and my luggage got a non stop ride to Chicago. The airline gave me a free room, but I don't have clothes, toothpaste, etc. I checked into the hotel and they have toothbrushes but no paste so I am brushing my teeth with mouthwash. No saline for my contacts so I am using Visine to keep my eyes from completely drying out like Thursday's pending turkey. All I want to do is be home in my own bed and my family. Arghhh. OK I feel better. Feel free to criticize and tell me to stuff it:-) |
11-20-2009, 11:45 PM | #2 | |
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Snarky comment #1. Gee, I'm really glad I don't have to sit next to YOU on the plane tomorrow. PEEEE EWWW next? |
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11-20-2009, 11:47 PM | #3 |
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You could be stuck in Denver. :P
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11-20-2009, 11:48 PM | #4 | |
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11-20-2009, 11:50 PM | #5 |
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Could be worse. Your flight could be at 6am
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11-20-2009, 11:52 PM | #6 |
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Snarky comment #4 (since Linus AND Waldo can't play well with others!)
You could eat yourself sick on HaagenDaas and charge the airline! |
11-20-2009, 11:55 PM | #7 |
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You could run in place in your room, work up a sweat and take your smelling oh so good self on the plane and share that fresh scent with others. Make sure you get a seat by the help.
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11-21-2009, 12:03 AM | #8 |
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11-21-2009, 12:22 AM | #9 |
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Yes, I say use the ice cream for deoderant.....it wouldn't matter if it didn't work cuz Your pits would stick to Your arms...but then, if You had cats, when You get home, they would lick Your pits....which would tickle.....and then You'd laugh and think how it was worth it all.....
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11-21-2009, 01:09 AM | #10 |
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I think you should call a cab right now, have them take you down to the nearest Wal-Mart, and buy a nice Christmas sweatshirt with fuzzy teddy-bear applique and some stretchy stirrup pants! Perhaps a nice pair of those Ugg-type houseshoes!
You will be just PRECIOUS. |
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