Taken Out Of Context...

Hollylane · 10-15-2011, 11:47 AM

The posts coming out of LR 2011 made me think of starting this thread so that some of the fun can continue after the event...

Quotes taken out of context can take on so many different meanings. Here's a space to post the ones that make you laugh the hardest or just leave you shaking your head...

One rule:
Be kind to each other.

Examples:

Overheard at work:

"Oh my God, I've never heard of one that BIG!"

Overheard at the market:

"Sometimes they're not as firm as I'd like."

Hollylane · 10-15-2011, 12:37 PM

From my dear friend BillyD moments ago:

"I'm fishing through with my fingers and I couldn't find anything"

Gemme · 10-15-2011, 01:24 PM

"Sometimes you just have to jump in there and get a little dirty, yanno?"

Hollylane · 10-15-2011, 01:44 PM

Adam Richman...

"I'm leaving, I'm taking my pork and my butterfish with me."

tonaderspeisung · 10-15-2011, 05:31 PM

context unknown

" i've got 3 big ones and they are all smooshy"

Starbuck · 10-15-2011, 07:35 PM

"If he brings it out to me, I'm getting drunk tonight"...

nobelcarrot69 · 10-15-2011, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starbuck

"If he brings it out to me, I'm getting drunk tonight"...

If you would do something meaningful or exciting with your life, you wouldn't have to wear all those goofy hats for attention.

scootebaby · 10-15-2011, 08:09 PM

"you took it out,you can put it back in"

nobelcarrot69 · 10-15-2011, 08:53 PM

Oh my you sure had to do some talking, to talk yourself into this one.

Hollylane · 10-16-2011, 12:53 PM

Overheard at Walgreens:

"Honey, that doesn't make it wet enough"

Arwen · 10-26-2011, 03:30 PM

Gemme: You should smell the brown. Sometimes it can be root beer but sometimes it can be shit.

SoNotHer · 11-24-2011, 02:29 AM

"I'm going to put a lot of things in my mouth that I don't want in there. And then I'm going to moan about it for days. But I'll like the taste of it while it's going in."

girl_dee · 11-24-2011, 06:45 AM

I'm sick of being bent over this cage with my ass in the air.

ruffryder · 11-24-2011, 10:04 AM

On Thanksgiving.................

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops.

Hollylane · 11-24-2011, 12:30 PM

"Just go ahead and make your wish with the bone."

JAGG · 10-26-2011, 03:48 PM

Eeeeww NO WAY! She looks like Alice from the Brady Bunch, only shorter and fatter.

JAGG · 10-26-2011, 03:50 PM

What's with the matching suspenders and dorky hats?

scootebaby · 10-26-2011, 03:52 PM

Lay still. I'll tell you when i'm done!

she could suck you dry

Hollylane · 10-26-2011, 09:51 PM

From a customer today:

"I'm ready Hollylane...go ahead and give it to me slowly"

Peach · 10-27-2011, 06:29 AM

overheard at work

OMG Dave was hard, but Dustin was harder!

me...what????????

her.......oh no, I meant Dave smacked my butt hard, but Dustin smacked it harder!

10-15-2011, 11:47 AM	#1
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	Taken Out Of Context... The posts coming out of LR 2011 made me think of starting this thread so that some of the fun can continue after the event... Quotes taken out of context can take on so many different meanings. Here's a space to post the ones that make you laugh the hardest or just leave you shaking your head... One rule: Be kind to each other. Examples: Overheard at work: "Oh my God, I've never heard of one that BIG!" Overheard at the market: "Sometimes they're not as firm as I'd like."

10-15-2011, 01:24 PM	#3
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10-15-2011, 07:35 PM	#6
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10-26-2011, 03:30 PM	#11
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11-24-2011, 02:29 AM	#12
SoNotHer Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Professional Sandbagger and Jenga Zumba Instructor Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: In the master control room of my world domination dreams Posts: 2,811 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,587 Thanked 4,736 Times in 1,409 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Happy Thanksgiving, Ms. Jones "I'm going to put a lot of things in my mouth that I don't want in there. And then I'm going to moan about it for days. But I'll like the taste of it while it's going in."

10-15-2011, 12:37 PM	#2
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	From my dear friend BillyD moments ago: "I'm fishing through with my fingers and I couldn't find anything"

10-15-2011, 01:44 PM	#4
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	Adam Richman... "I'm leaving, I'm taking my pork and my butterfish with me."

10-15-2011, 05:31 PM	#5
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,794 Times in 857 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	context unknown " i've got 3 big ones and they are all smooshy"

10-15-2011, 08:09 PM	#8
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	"you took it out,you can put it back in"

10-15-2011, 08:53 PM	#9
nobelcarrot69 Junior Member How Do You Identify?: me Preferred Pronoun?: Is this a trick question? Relationship Status: cheated and mistreated never again Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: It's very pretty Posts: 31 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 52 Thanked 73 Times in 23 Posts Rep Power: 1221575	Oh my you sure had to do some talking, to talk yourself into this one.

10-16-2011, 12:53 PM	#10
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	Overheard at Walgreens: "Honey, that doesn't make it wet enough"

11-24-2011, 06:45 AM	#13
girl_dee Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: dee Relationship Status: Hitched up Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Livin’ the Dream Posts: 24,079 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 30,560 Thanked 54,956 Times in 13,922 Posts Rep Power: 21474873	I'm sick of being bent over this cage with my ass in the air.

11-24-2011, 10:04 AM	#14
ruffryder Senior Member How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: guy ones Relationship Status: ... Join Date: May 2011 Location: chillin' in FL Posts: 3,690 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,951 Thanked 9,678 Times in 2,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	On Thanksgiving................. 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. That's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops.

11-24-2011, 12:30 PM	#15
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	"Just go ahead and make your wish with the bone."

10-26-2011, 03:48 PM	#16
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,545 Times in 4,142 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Eeeeww NO WAY! She looks like Alice from the Brady Bunch, only shorter and fatter. __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

10-26-2011, 03:50 PM	#17
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,545 Times in 4,142 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	What's with the matching suspenders and dorky hats? __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

10-26-2011, 03:52 PM	#18
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	Lay still. I'll tell you when i'm done! she could suck you dry

10-26-2011, 09:51 PM	#19
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	From a customer today: "I'm ready Hollylane...go ahead and give it to me slowly"

10-27-2011, 06:29 AM	#20
Peach Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: happily married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where my hat is Posts: 173 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 69 Thanked 641 Times in 129 Posts Rep Power: 5775546	overheard at work OMG Dave was hard, but Dustin was harder! me...what???????? her.......oh no, I meant Dave smacked my butt hard, but Dustin smacked it harder!