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Old 12-20-2009, 02:07 PM   #1
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Santa's a guy who isolates himself in the middle of the Arctic Ocean for 99.7%of the year, keeps a Rolodex of little boys' and girls' names and addresses and sneaks into their homes in the middle of the night. This is a thread to chronicle the men who dress up like that guy in order to get kids to sit on their laps.

Tell us about your first (or worst) visit to Santa. Were you bursting with anticipation or just urine? Did you hug Santa's neck or scream bloody murder? Post pics if you got em. If you're just too damn old to remember, tell us about putting your kids and grandkids through this.

If you don't celebrate Christmas, don't feel left out - tell us if you're glad you've avoided run-ins with stunt Santa's sack and stale coffee breath or if you've always longed to climb up on some stranger's knee at the mall and tell him what you really, really want.

Spoiler alert! Tell us when you realized Santa isn't real (or hell, give us your best evidence that he is.)

Here's some inspiration or as I like to call them, 'triggers': http://www.sketchysantas.com/?spref=fb

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That clutching picture is priceless! Somewhere, I have one of me screaming on Santa's lap when I was 3. I also have a video of my son when he was 4 "Telling Santa about himself". My son is a Leo...
I'm a fellow Leo and I get that. I mean how else is this guy supposed to know exactly what you need for Christmas? (I learned early on that the word 'need' carried more weight than 'want' so I 'needed' quite a lot of things)
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I found it while doing a search on evil santa's on yahoo, it showed up as one of the pics and is linked to photobucket
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LOL Right I couldnt sleep last night after I watched that!! Creepy!!
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