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Old 09-10-2018, 05:44 AM   #801
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I am definitely a country back road type butch. I live in a small town so traffic isn't really an issue. We have 4 traffic lights and 1 could really be a stop sign.

Of course, I try to be courtesy for the most part but I can't say I have never offended someone with my loud music of choice.

As far as other people's music, regardless of the type, I am not usually offended. Red lights don't last forever.

Put me on a back road and give me a good song and all bets are off.
I actually thought of this discussion yesterday as I drove down the road, window partially down and radio on a moderate level. lol

Back roads demand one of two things: music turned up or turned off to enjoy the sounds of nature. Well done!

I'm personally less annoyed with those driving versus those parked or at a stop light, just hollering or boomin' or thumpin' away. I've, literally, heard a complete conversation with the driver and their sister-in-law at a long light once. Through the vehicle and rolled up windows. I am Team Sis-in-Law, btw. She was just trying to help.

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How people can't keep their stories straight...

Umm, don't you remember that's not what you said the first time!!

Lol....such, fabricators....lol
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Baseball broadcasters/announcers who are fixated now on speculating what the "wild card" teams will be...............

It's around the time of year now that I watch a lot of baseball muted....
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Christmas being shoved down my throat.

I have a co-worker (within earshot) who can’t stop talking about Christmas, if she isn’t talking about it, she is humming Christmas songs. She does make sure we can all hear.

I love her enthusiasm and perky personality but I am struggling with myself as I kind of want to rip her throat out.
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Christmas being shoved down my throat.

I have a co-worker (within earshot) who can’t stop talking about Christmas, if she isn’t talking about it, she is humming Christmas songs. She does make sure we can all hear.

I love her enthusiasm and perky personality but I am struggling with myself as I kind of want to rip her throat out.
** Takes bets ** my money is on Dee's throat ripping ~ buy her Hallmarks obsessive Christmas movies for a secret Santa gift lol
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** Takes bets ** my money is on Dee's throat ripping ~ buy her Hallmarks obsessive Christmas movies for a secret Santa gift lol
She would love that.

She started full out singing Christmas songs, Someone hinted that her singing the Christmas music was annoying, so now she is back to humming them.
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Amy Schumer........


I don't know why but for some reason she just bugs the s*#t out of me.....
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Christmas being shoved down my throat.

I have a co-worker (within earshot) who can’t stop talking about Christmas, if she isn’t talking about it, she is humming Christmas songs. She does make sure we can all hear.

I love her enthusiasm and perky personality but I am struggling with myself as I kind of want to rip her throat out.
Same coworker: the constant countdown to Christmas.
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Amy Schumer........


I don't know why but for some reason she just bugs the s*#t out of me.....
And add ALEX RODRIGUEZ!!!
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And add ALEX RODRIGUEZ!!!
I love Amy but A-Rod ... NO WAY. Everything about him makes me cringe.
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the folks in the room next to me in the hotel decided to stay up and cut up until all hours. They were in their room, and in the hall. Grown adults! I was wide awake so I didn’t really care but when I finally felt sleepy they kept waking me.

I called the front desk at 2:30 am to complain, It was handled promptly.

Are people that oblivious to the fact there there are other people trying to sleep? Do they realize it and just not care?
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A grown man at breakfast ..... barefoot. He is all dressed, pretty decently, and yet he has on no shoes. Gross.
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......toe jam..........
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the folks in the room next to me in the hotel decided to stay up and cut up until all hours. They were in their room, and in the hall. Grown adults! I was wide awake so I didn’t really care but when I finally felt sleepy they kept waking me.

I called the front desk at 2:30 am to complain, It was handled promptly.

Are people that oblivious to the fact there there are other people trying to sleep? Do they realize it and just not care?
After working hospitality for years, I can say with absolute certainty that they didn't give a flying sh*t about anyone else. They were consumed with their activities and whatnot and the rest of the world doesn't exist. These types of guests were some of my least favorite.

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A grown man at breakfast ..... barefoot. He is all dressed, pretty decently, and yet he has on no shoes. Gross.
Hotel carpets and bedspreads, even the higher end ones, are notorious for a high ick factor. It's gross that he wasn't wearing shoes but he'll go home with lots of microscopic new friends so maybe it's a win for him?
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Hotel carpets and bedspreads, even the higher end ones, are notorious for a high ick factor. It's gross that he wasn't wearing shoes but he'll go home with lots of microscopic new friends so maybe it's a win for him?
i can only hope!
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It’s not your house people! [/COLOR]
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