Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes - Page 12

Honey · 01-05-2012, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

A week ago, I really hated people...today I just found out I was cooking them wrong !

Sweet Boi...its not how you cook'm ..its how you eat them !!!

midwest chick · 01-05-2012, 06:59 PM

I used to think you took my breath away...
then I realized I was just suffocated by your bullshit.

Inked_Trinity · 01-05-2012, 07:19 PM

Let's share........ You'll take the grenade, I'll take the pin

msW8ing · 01-06-2012, 04:10 AM

Ever get the feeling somebody doesnt like you? wonder if they get the feeling you dont care?

ladyhawkxx · 01-06-2012, 04:35 AM

Age truly doesn't matter. Maturity, however, does.

midwest chick · 01-06-2012, 11:00 AM

Before diagnosing yourself with depression or low self esteem...
look around to confirm that you are not, in fact,
merely surrounded by assholes.

midwest chick · 01-06-2012, 11:04 AM

No darling, I don't think insanity runs in your family.

I think it strolls through, and takes time to get to know everyone personally.

Jett · 01-06-2012, 11:05 AM

*looking away and listening keenly, whispering* ...I hear stupid people...

midwest chick · 01-06-2012, 11:16 AM

I don't have 'pet' peeves,

I have entire kennels of irritation.

Inked_Trinity · 01-07-2012, 06:01 AM

I hate when cashiers ask "Is that everything?" - Uh no, I'd also like all this invisible shit..

Passionaria · 01-08-2012, 02:34 PM

OK, I am usually all flowery and stuff, but I just have to say : sometimes this IS the right response!!!

ain't that some shit???

Inked_Trinity · 01-08-2012, 04:57 PM

" I will take 'Same Shit / Different Day' category for $200.00, Alex."

Inked_Trinity · 01-10-2012, 11:47 AM

Saw a sign at a fire station and it says "If we can't see your address, how can we find you?" WTF! Hello? Just look for the smoke

Inked_Trinity · 01-10-2012, 03:18 PM

Bought my ex a chair....... but the state won't let me plug it in.

Hollylane · 01-10-2012, 03:31 PM

From a bumper sticker that SNH saw:

"I'm one bad relationship away from having 40 cats."

tapu · 01-10-2012, 03:57 PM

(hee, hee, holly)

I had a friend who, when he wasn't in favor of something you were telling him or suggesting to him, would put his hands out palms down and with alarm say,

This is not happening.

smouldering · 01-11-2012, 06:31 AM

"I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time"

"Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun."

"Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off."

Inked_Trinity · 01-11-2012, 09:16 AM

I'm just here to establish an alibi . . .

tapu · 01-11-2012, 10:12 AM

Hi! My parole officer sent me....?

dixie · 01-12-2012, 12:22 AM

Whenever someone asks "you look familiar, where do I know you from?"......I like to respond with "well, do you watch porn...?"

01-05-2012, 07:19 PM	#223
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Let's share........ You'll take the grenade, I'll take the pin __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-06-2012, 04:10 AM	#224
msW8ing Member How Do You Identify?: multi-faceted gem, femme, submissive babygirl if the chemistry is there. Preferred Pronoun?: lady Relationship Status: working on myself Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Lewiston, Idaho Posts: 920 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,700 Thanked 2,498 Times in 655 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Ever get the feeling somebody doesnt like you? wonder if they get the feeling you dont care? __________________ *Don't judge me by my past..I don't live there anymore* A lady who knows the ropes..will never be bound. ~Mae West

01-06-2012, 04:35 AM	#225
ladyhawkxx Member How Do You Identify?: As a Lady would. Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Not available. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Go Vols! Posts: 537 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 278 Thanked 297 Times in 92 Posts Rep Power: 2616802	Age truly doesn't matter. Maturity, however, does. __________________ I am The Hawk And there's Blood on my Feathers But Time is still Turning They Soon will be Dry!

01-06-2012, 11:04 AM	#227
midwest chick Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: married Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: here. Posts: 398 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,201 Thanked 1,678 Times in 338 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	No darling, I don't think insanity runs in your family. I think it strolls through, and takes time to get to know everyone personally. Last edited by midwest chick; 01-06-2012 at 11:05 AM. Reason: comma

01-06-2012, 11:05 AM	#228
Jett Member How Do You Identify?: Hardcore bullheaded grown-ass Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: she loves my shaggy hair Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The backroom of a night cafe plotting world domination Posts: 1,028 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,054 Thanked 3,299 Times in 568 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	looking away and listening keenly, whispering ...I hear stupid people... __________________ .......... In the depth of winter I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer. ~Albert Camus

01-05-2012, 06:59 PM	#222
midwest chick Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: married Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: here. Posts: 398 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,201 Thanked 1,678 Times in 338 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	I used to think you took my breath away... then I realized I was just suffocated by your bullshit.

01-06-2012, 11:00 AM	#226
midwest chick Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: married Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: here. Posts: 398 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,201 Thanked 1,678 Times in 338 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	Before diagnosing yourself with depression or low self esteem... look around to confirm that you are not, in fact, merely surrounded by assholes.

01-06-2012, 11:16 AM	#229
midwest chick Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: married Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: here. Posts: 398 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,201 Thanked 1,678 Times in 338 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	I don't have 'pet' peeves, I have entire kennels of irritation.

01-07-2012, 06:01 AM	#230
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	I hate when cashiers ask "Is that everything?" - Uh no, I'd also like all this invisible shit.. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-08-2012, 02:34 PM	#231
Passionaria Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Urban Bohemian : http://youtu.be/IM96Ch9Gx4A Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: She ran away with with the Gypsy's ✿ Posts: 2,519 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,316 Thanked 3,735 Times in 1,250 Posts Rep Power: 16689909	OOC : scorpio side OK, I am usually all flowery and stuff, but I just have to say : sometimes this IS the right response!!! ain't that some shit??? __________________ *Moon cat madness*

01-08-2012, 04:57 PM	#232
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	" I will take 'Same Shit / Different Day' category for $200.00, Alex." __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-10-2012, 11:47 AM	#233
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Saw a sign at a fire station and it says "If we can't see your address, how can we find you?" WTF! Hello? Just look for the smoke __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-10-2012, 03:18 PM	#234
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Bought my ex a chair....... but the state won't let me plug it in. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-10-2012, 03:31 PM	#235
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	From a bumper sticker that SNH saw: "I'm one bad relationship away from having 40 cats."

01-10-2012, 03:57 PM	#236
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,112 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	(hee, hee, holly) I had a friend who, when he wasn't in favor of something you were telling him or suggesting to him, would put his hands out palms down and with alarm say, This is not happening. __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

01-11-2012, 06:31 AM	#237
smouldering Member How Do You Identify?: Punky girly girl, glittery femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, etc. Relationship Status: Single, Recovering Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,288 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,306 Thanked 3,974 Times in 924 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	"I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time" "Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun." "Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off." __________________ ~~Smouldering~~ Suit the action to the word, the word to the action. ~William Shakespeare

01-11-2012, 09:16 AM	#238
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	I'm just here to establish an alibi . . . __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-11-2012, 10:12 AM	#239
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,112 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Hi! My parole officer sent me....? __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

01-12-2012, 12:22 AM	#240
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,385 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Whenever someone asks "you look familiar, where do I know you from?"......I like to respond with "well, do you watch porn...?"