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Old 07-13-2018, 05:36 AM   #20861
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The feeling of re-connection. Though ties that bind are rarely truly broken, but sometimes those hiccups are killers.
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Getting my nails back into shape.

Impossibly long. Stiletto points. Red as fuck.
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Old 07-19-2018, 08:31 PM   #20865
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A little boy at my work told me a joke today. It went something like this:

Why did the chick... no, how did the chicken...um...so there was this chicken and he was...um... trying, um... Ok so there were a lot of cars on the road and they were going really fast because it was a BIIIIG highway...and this chicken was trying but he didn't want to get runned over so... wait... So the chicken was on the side of the road and he... So do you know how did that chicken cross the road and he didn't get runned over by all those cars?

(Answer: He flew.)

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Old 07-21-2018, 09:48 PM   #20866
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Actually, I've been smiling all weekend long!
Friday,I went to an awesome concert! Best time in a long time. Sat on the lawn, drank cold beers, and sang every song! That's what summer nights are for!

Foreigner. They have been playing for 40 years.
Cold As Ice and Hot Blooded, have been in my head since Friday night.
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There are a host of things. However, I know this- My face is hurting from doing it so much. Oh, and that is not a complaint.
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