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Old 12-16-2018, 12:00 AM   #5641
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I use Vaseline like it's going out of style....chapped lips, crusty elbows, etc etc Why wouldn't it be good on bruised heels or ankles then covered with a ban-aids?

It's great for softening skin but why would someone do that? A bruise is underneath the skin. I could see massaging the area as it helps to increase circulation or using herbs and vitamins to help speed healing but can't see the benefit of using Vaseline on a bruise. It won't help it heal and bruises don't require covering.

Does your family do that for bruises? I find that very interesting!

For thread compliancy, I feel okay. I'm getting hungry as it's been 6 hours and change since I ate but I am heading to bed so I'll just suck it up, get some shuteye and have a big breakfast later.
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Old 12-16-2018, 12:35 AM   #5642
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It's great for softening skin but why would someone do that? A bruise is underneath the skin. I could see massaging the area as it helps to increase circulation or using herbs and vitamins to help speed healing but can't see the benefit of using Vaseline on a bruise. It won't help it heal and bruises don't require covering.

Does your family do that for bruises? I find that very interesting!

For thread compliancy, I feel okay. I'm getting hungry as it's been 6 hours and change since I ate but I am heading to bed so I'll just suck it up, get some shuteye and have a big breakfast later.
I used "bruised" as a generic term for a boo boo.
When I picture a shopping cart running into someone's heel I imagine broken skin actually not a bruise per se.
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Feeling better since I got home.

I thought for sure I would be robbed in Walmart parking lot tonight at 11:30 p.m.

I was exiting Walmart with a huge buggy of groceries. My truck was sitting alone ... four empty rows on both sides of it. I unlocked and opened both doors on the driver side and had put one bag in the back when a mid size late model sports car came very quickly, pulled up so their driver side door was facing mine. All the windows had dark tint. First I turned, faced the car with my hands on my hips and glared at the car for about thirty seconds. Next, I took my shotgun out of a tube thru the suicide door, turned it upside down, gazed in the well and racked it, making certain the person in that car so close was the only one who could see what I was doing. Put it on the front seat in easy reach at a good grab angle if I needed it ... went back to unloading groceries which took a good fifteen minutes. The car did not move even after I drove away.

I don't know. Perhaps I read this situation incorrectly and over-reacted or maybe I didn't.

Thinking on the drive home ... if it was innocent, any decent person would have driven away after they saw me alarmed enough to pull out a shotgun and rack it.

Funny thing, it had no shells in it. I never carry a loaded shotgun in the truck. It goes totally against my safety and comfort level. Too many accidental discharges happen with these type firearms. I did slip shells into my jacket pocket when I removed it from the tube. If necessary, I could have easily loaded a couple of shells as I pulled it off the front seat.

It is a fact, parking lot robberies increase around Christmas time.

Everyone, please be aware of your perimeters when you are out and about this time of year. Pay close attention!

Sad that some people will become a statistic.
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Trying not to get annoyed.

My fire alarm has been chirping since the wee hours of the morn. I was able to sleep thru it. This morning I was going to change the battery. The alarm is located in the living room in a not the highest point of the ceiling. I looked at it, looked around and got my bar height dinning room chair. Pulled out the step stool, grabbed the battery, and climbed up on that chair.

Drats! About a foot within reach. I'm tall, but alas it fails me with these high ceilings.

I then look around, I have a very sturdy solid foot stool. I'll put that on top of my chair. I start to climb up, and notice the edge of my coffee table, the glass shelves of my TV stand, the heavy claw like base of my dining room table. My thoughts go to landing on any of those.

I decided I will call for maintenance and just be safe.

I'm turning up the music, lol.
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I feel as if I were being "tortured" while Im receiving pictures of sweet goods to which I have not access...
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I feel excited and appreciative.
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Good. Bought the last of the velvet pumpkins from Ralphs. So adorable, ridiculously inexpensive, and will make nice gifts.

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Good. Bought the last of the velvet pumpkins from Ralphs. So adorable, ridiculously inexpensive, and will make nice gifts.


I saw the pics you posted of these. They are so cool looking...and getting a good deal on them is even better.

Hope you had a wonderful Christmas!!
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I feel pretty damn good and truly realizing how blessed I am to have the people in My life that I do.
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I saw the pics you posted of these. They are so cool looking...and getting a good deal on them is even better.

Hope you had a wonderful Christmas!!
I’m tellin’ ya ... I made out like a bandit. I was worried they’d be gone when I went back, but no one touched them. Lucky me.

Thanks for the good wishes, Reach.

Hoping yours was filled with joy.
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Feeling chilly. Guess I could turn up the heat?

Feeling proud of my daughter for passing her driving test this morning.

Feeling terrified about my daughter passing her driving test this morning.

Feeling like I need a nap.

Feeling like I need to rally before 2pm appointment with trainer at gym.
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Feeling like I need a different job. I’m not sure why things have been off since I started here. I know I can do better but the whole job search process is not exactly something I am looking forward to.
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Drugged. I can't believe people pay ridiculous amounts of money and risk prosecution to experience life in slow motion/feel like this.
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My arms and legs feel like Jello.
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