Feet! - Page 4

imperfect_cupcake · 10-16-2013, 04:21 PM

I'm waiting for them to hurry the fuck up with the Transporter pods. I need a night out in Glasgow, Mancs or London... I'd include a night in with your feet et al...

Sweet Bliss · 10-16-2013, 04:48 PM

I love my feet.

Currently wearing five beaded anklets on my right ankle with dangling charms, a giant strand of beads wrapped around my left ankle. Kindnesus looks like a cuff.

My polish is rich deep blood red. Large toe has nail art, black flowers with rhinestones.

Love getting pedicure, my little luxury treat.

A lover who loves my little feet would be just heavenly.

10-16-2013, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by honeybarbara

I'm waiting for them to hurry the fuck up with the Transporter pods. I need a night out in Glasgow, Mancs or London... I'd include a night in with your feet et al...

Beam me over Scotty!

Is Branson funding any R&D?

My feet would no doubt adore you

...as I'm sure the rest of me would too

imperfect_cupcake · 10-16-2013, 07:13 PM

as in pickle research and development?

I was never one for the pickle. I did like picalily. I don't think that would go well with feet? though, you know, if it makes someone really horny to stand in shoes full of pickle while tying me to the bed cause it made me slightly disgusted and icked? I'd be up for it. I rather like that feeling. the ever so slightly uncomfortable because of sleezey wierdness. And still being made to partake.

edit to add: I might draw the line at marmite fingers.

or I might like to be forced to go over that line.

ew. or maybe not. I don't know! *gasp*

10-17-2013, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by honeybarbara

as in pickle research and development?

I was never one for the pickle. I did like picalily. I don't think that would go well with feet? though, you know, if it makes someone really horny to stand in shoes full of pickle while tying me to the bed cause it made me slightly disgusted and icked? I'd be up for it. I rather like that feeling. the ever so slightly uncomfortable because of sleezey wierdness. And still being made to partake.

edit to add: I might draw the line at marmite fingers.

or I might like to be forced to go over that line.

ew. or maybe not. I don't know! *gasp*

Pickle Feet...it's the new fetish yanno. Wait for my book 50 Jars of Pickle.

Sweet Bliss · 10-17-2013, 08:31 AM

I think we are witnessing the start of a love affair of pickle proportion!

Long live Pickles!

imperfect_cupcake · 10-17-2013, 10:37 AM

no, daktari and I are just demonstrating the true form of how to flirt properly.

I hope you are taking notes as there will be a quiz later.

If this were a real blossoming romance, you'd have seen us ignoring each other.

Sweet Bliss · 10-17-2013, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by honeybarbara

no, daktari and I are just demonstrating the true form of how to flirt properly.

I hope you are taking notes as there will be a quiz later.

If this were a real blossoming romance, you'd have seen us ignoring each other.

Picking up another note book later today for flirt journal.

Yes, have a few notes on flirting .... lol, haven't mastered the secret flirting.

Maybe that's a good thing?

imperfect_cupcake · 10-17-2013, 10:54 AM

I dunno but I figure I get ignored so much by butches where I am, it must be some form of secret flirting.

Scots_On_The_Rocks · 10-17-2013, 10:58 AM

Feet...let's just say that bare feet kinda freak me out the majourity of the time.

JAGG · 10-17-2013, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by honeybarbara

I dunno but I figure I get ignored so much by butches where I am, it must be some form of secret flirting.

I thought that was a femme ritual. Rattle our cage then disappear.

Sweet Bliss · 10-17-2013, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by honeybarbara

I dunno but I figure I get ignored so much by butches where I am, it must be some form of secret flirting.

No, I'm thinking that you are so freaking naughty gorgeous and amazing they are struck dumb and perhaps can't imagine that you would ever go out with them.

You know, like the Beauty and the Beast, or Beauty Queen and Jerry Lewis character in the movies.

Maybe more winking and "hello handsome" comments will change that?

Sweet Bliss · 10-17-2013, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAGG

I thought that was a femme ritual. Rattle our cage then disappear.

Humm. I thought butches knew it was the chase me game.

ahk · 10-17-2013, 02:43 PM

I like feet, especially those with socks on 'em.
Or painted toes (feet).

Nat · 10-17-2013, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAGG

I thought that was a femme ritual. Rattle our cage then disappear.

Don't give away the femme secrets!

10-17-2013, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss

I think we are witnessing the start of a love affair of pickle proportion!

Long live Pickles!

Romance with the gobby Canuck tart? Hah...As if!

Quote:

Originally Posted by honeybarbara

I dunno but I figure I get ignored so much by butches where I am, it must be some form of secret flirting.

They're intimidated and/or think you're outta their league dearest Babs!

Silly bootchies!!

JAGG · 10-17-2013, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Nat

Don't give away the femme secrets!

What? You mean I finally figured one out???
Holy hell I did it !!! Alert the media!! There is bound to be some sort of award for this. Lol

imperfect_cupcake · 10-17-2013, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAGG

I thought that was a femme ritual. Rattle our cage then disappear.

I think that's called "hello, I'm obviously interested, I'm going to leave it up to you to ask me out, sailor, I can't be doing ALL THE WORK and vulnerability!!" *heavy eyeball roll down the road and around the block and back again*

Nat · 10-17-2013, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAGG

What? You mean I finally figured one out???
Holy hell I did it !!! Alert the media!! There is bound to be some sort of award for this. Lol

The femme council is currently convening to determine your fate. And to change the rules.

imperfect_cupcake · 10-17-2013, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss

No, I'm thinking that you are so freaking naughty gorgeous and amazing they are struck dumb and perhaps can't imagine that you would ever go out with them.

You know, like the Beauty and the Beast, or Beauty Queen and Jerry Lewis character in the movies.

Maybe more winking and "hello handsome" comments will change that?

That's very flattering, thank you

your fiver is in the post!

but I don't think so...

I get stared at, no smile then when I smile and look bright and happy at the starer, no smile in response and they look away. Not exactly welcoming. I have a good set of balls on me but standing around, arms crossed, not speaking, responding with monosylables, staring and not smiling is actually just a little too "offish" even for my steel huevos. I think winking and saying "hi handsome" would probably scare the shit out of them if a smile gets nothing in return. I don't like scaring people. I get told enough that I'm intimidating/scary.

*wilt*

In London I found it much easier to talk to random strangers at dyke/queer events. A bright smile got one in return. That meant I could approach and say hello. Or they could. I find that "resting grumpface" seems to be the defaulting setting of anyone who is masculine of centre here.

When I first showed up here, I was bouncy, happy, flirty, talked to people I didn't know, introduced myself... bought people fucking drinks... (no one bought me one back btw). And I just lost my bounce over time, tbh.

People at bus stops and in shops are more friendly than the butches and dykes at events. Actually, that's a lie. Some of the femmes are quite friendly.

I think it has to do with me going on my own. I don't think people trust someone on their own at an event. #mustbeanaxemurderer

I don't have queer or gay mates here. So. Kinda catch 22...

View Poll Results: What are your feelings about feet?
Gross!	19	21.35%
Pretty!	13	14.61%
Hot!	13	14.61%
All of the above	10	11.24%
None of the above	34	38.20%
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10-16-2013, 07:13 PM	#64
imperfect_cupcake Senior Member How Do You Identify?: feminine dolly dyke Preferred Pronoun?: Your Grace Relationship Status: I put my own care first Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In a gauze of mystery Posts: 1,776 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,426 Thanked 9,727 Times in 1,613 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	as in pickle research and development? I was never one for the pickle. I did like picalily. I don't think that would go well with feet? though, you know, if it makes someone really horny to stand in shoes full of pickle while tying me to the bed cause it made me slightly disgusted and icked? I'd be up for it. I rather like that feeling. the ever so slightly uncomfortable because of sleezey wierdness. And still being made to partake. edit to add: I might draw the line at marmite fingers. or I might like to be forced to go over that line. ew. or maybe not. I don't know! gasp Last edited by imperfect_cupcake; 10-16-2013 at 07:16 PM.

10-17-2013, 10:58 AM	#70
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10-16-2013, 04:21 PM	#61
imperfect_cupcake Senior Member How Do You Identify?: feminine dolly dyke Preferred Pronoun?: Your Grace Relationship Status: I put my own care first Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In a gauze of mystery Posts: 1,776 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,426 Thanked 9,727 Times in 1,613 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I'm waiting for them to hurry the fuck up with the Transporter pods. I need a night out in Glasgow, Mancs or London... I'd include a night in with your feet et al...

10-16-2013, 04:48 PM	#62
Sweet Bliss Senior Member How Do You Identify?: I Am Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: solo Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: the Beach, Pacific side Posts: 4,160 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,354 Thanked 7,264 Times in 2,158 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I love my feet. Currently wearing five beaded anklets on my right ankle with dangling charms, a giant strand of beads wrapped around my left ankle. Kindnesus looks like a cuff. My polish is rich deep blood red. Large toe has nail art, black flowers with rhinestones. Love getting pedicure, my little luxury treat. A lover who loves my little feet would be just heavenly.

10-17-2013, 08:31 AM	#66
Sweet Bliss Senior Member How Do You Identify?: I Am Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: solo Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: the Beach, Pacific side Posts: 4,160 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,354 Thanked 7,264 Times in 2,158 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I think we are witnessing the start of a love affair of pickle proportion! Long live Pickles!

10-17-2013, 10:37 AM	#67
imperfect_cupcake Senior Member How Do You Identify?: feminine dolly dyke Preferred Pronoun?: Your Grace Relationship Status: I put my own care first Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In a gauze of mystery Posts: 1,776 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,426 Thanked 9,727 Times in 1,613 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	no, daktari and I are just demonstrating the true form of how to flirt properly. I hope you are taking notes as there will be a quiz later. If this were a real blossoming romance, you'd have seen us ignoring each other.

10-17-2013, 10:54 AM	#69
imperfect_cupcake Senior Member How Do You Identify?: feminine dolly dyke Preferred Pronoun?: Your Grace Relationship Status: I put my own care first Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In a gauze of mystery Posts: 1,776 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,426 Thanked 9,727 Times in 1,613 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I dunno but I figure I get ignored so much by butches where I am, it must be some form of secret flirting.

10-17-2013, 02:43 PM	#74
ahk Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: Male Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: NM Posts: 5,317 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,688 Thanked 8,579 Times in 2,649 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I like feet, especially those with socks on 'em. Or painted toes (feet).