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Old 01-11-2010, 09:23 PM   #41
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Speak to no one and keep shopping until the 15th.
Oh, and a matching hat would be nice.
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Old 01-11-2010, 09:39 PM   #42
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Oh, and a matching hat would be nice.
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Here we go again, y'all. Merc went Rx (Retrograde) today and will be that way for a lovely three weeks.

Are you ready for some eff-ups?
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i already had a bad one -- profession related. Hopefully it will get cleared up tomorrow. WTF? Every time this happens my life goes to SHIT. i don't even believe in astrology, yet it's uncanny.
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True story: Two seconds before seeing your post, I had a guest come back to me.

"There's something wrong with my key," he says.

"Here we go," I think.

Apparently, my 5s look like 2s.

*deep breath*

*exhale*

Thankfully, it was not a technical issue....this time.
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It's upping my cranky factor a lot. This one is in Aries for a bit and then solidly in Taurus so that will be interesting.
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This is why the vacuum decided to blow out instead of sucking in when I went to use it earlier.
Of course I was able to fix it, but dayyyuuummmm, I shouldn't of had to.
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Here we go again, y'all. Merc went Rx (Retrograde) today and will be that way for a lovely three weeks.

Are you ready for some eff-ups?

Um... I'm doing fine all by myself without Merc throwing it in retro. Sheesh.
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Two things.

Wolfy, the fact that things were blowing instead of sucking around you sounds like a personal problem to me.

Sybelle, tell me about it. OY!
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The fact that I had to read Diva's post FIVE times before I got it should tell you a bit about how much MerRx messes with me.
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About three days ago, I started to feel really grumpy. I'm not usually grumpy at all. I have been even more tired than usual. Stringing words together to make a coherent sentence is a challenge. And on and on. Is it Mercury in Retrograde? I was thinking I needed more Vitamin D! Seriously.
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About three days ago, I started to feel really grumpy. I'm not usually grumpy at all. I have been even more tired than usual. Stringing words together to make a coherent sentence is a challenge. And on and on. Is it Mercury in Retrograde? I was thinking I needed more Vitamin D! Seriously.

I hear you. I was taught to carry cinnamon with me during Mercury Rx. Cinnamon is sacred to Mercury so it pleases Him and He might let you off the hook a bit.
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Of course I was able to fix it, but dayyyuuummmm, I shouldn't of had to.
No, I think your vacuum situation was the result of a square between Saturn and it's dust particles. *smile* According to that transit and your birth information, it appears it only happened to you.

Sorry man.

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I'm just not feeling this whole Mercury in retrograde thing - everything seems like business as usual to me.

Question. Since I'm a Gemini and Mercury is, you know, OURS - Am I in retrograde? I don't feel like I am in retrograde.

I DO, however, feel like the world is full of crybaby princesspantses who aren't happy unless they are surrounded by 81 cheerleaders, a pastry chef, a therapist, and a life coach.

Fuck that.
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I'm just not feeling this whole Mercury in retrograde thing - everything seems like business as usual to me.

Question. Since I'm a Gemini and Mercury is, you know, OURS - Am I in retrograde? I don't feel like I am in retrograde.

I DO, however, feel like the world is full of crybaby princesspantses who aren't happy unless they are surrounded by 81 cheerleaders, a pastry chef, a therapist, and a life coach.

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I'm just not feeling this whole Mercury in retrograde thing - everything seems like business as usual to me.

Question. Since I'm a Gemini and Mercury is, you know, OURS - Am I in retrograde? I don't feel like I am in retrograde.

I DO, however, feel like the world is full of crybaby princesspantses who aren't happy unless they are surrounded by 81 cheerleaders, a pastry chef, a therapist, and a life coach.

Fuck that.
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I'm just not feeling this whole Mercury in retrograde thing - everything seems like business as usual to me.

Question. Since I'm a Gemini and Mercury is, you know, OURS - Am I in retrograde? I don't feel like I am in retrograde.

I DO, however, feel like the world is full of crybaby princesspantses who aren't happy unless they are surrounded by 81 cheerleaders, a pastry chef, a therapist, and a life coach.

Fuck that.

Snort. This Mer Rx is making me think the whole world just got 50% stupider. So I guess my best answer is that if you don't think you are affected, maybe you aren't.

However, I would point out that your perception of other people's communication skills as "crybaby princesspantses" might be because of Mercury RX.

I think it's funny that folks feel a need to point out that they don't believe in this too. Really amuses me.

Now where is my pastry chef? I'm all over that bad boy.
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I hear you. I was taught to carry cinnamon with me during Mercury Rx. Cinnamon is sacred to Mercury so it pleases Him and He might let you off the hook a bit.
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fuck it

what have I got to lose?

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