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If I were a fairie I would....
still want to drive a fast car....
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09-15-2010, 08:22 PM
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A poem I wrote in my diary in high school:
If If I was a different person would my sexuality flow through me like a rainbow instead of so much sludge? If I had a guardian angel would I walk around with shiny hair and matching clothing? If I was a fairy would my body be small and know how to dance? |
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09-15-2010, 08:32 PM
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if I was a fairy I would still hate to dance, would still be happy and fat and would still have silver hair and a bit more fairy lust I suppose...
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09-15-2010, 08:35 PM
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if I were a fairy I would be able to wear that rocking stilleto heels because I wouldnt need to walk in them
I would have to wear more deoderant because my pit muscles would work harder than they do now and I would bite big chunks out of your strawberries and wipe my sticky chin all over your tie... well I would do that even if I wasnt a fairie....
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09-16-2010, 05:01 AM
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if I were a fariie, I would wear patton (sp?) leather shoes anyway and regardless and because of....
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If I were a fairie I would probably not watch much tv....but I say this now....
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I would not eat spagetti, especially in flight. Fairies of my kind would want to have neat hair...
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if I were a fairie, do you think I would have to floss my teeth more and brush them oftener, for the same reasons you do a car on the freeway?
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09-16-2010, 05:54 AM
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If I were a faerie I would find people speaking loudly on cellphones in restaurants and when they opened their mouth to take a breath I would hurl a grape nut into their tonsils and make them cough uncontrollably. If they were truly egregious I would turn them into a braying donkey temporarily.
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If I were a fairy....I would visit every child in their dreams that has been traumatized emotionally and renew them. Their spirit would know laughter, joy, love and innocense.
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If I was a fairie, I would whisk over and kiss the Worm's temple a thousand times and whisper to him as he fell asleep.
I would whisk and sit on the edge of my parent's bed and watch them sleep like I did when I was lil. I would skip from snowflake to snowflake during each winter's snowfall. 
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i kinda like faes
       
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if I was a fairie, I would bounce on your bed until your eyes opened up and then I would suck on your big toe to say hello.....
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I would have just floated that damn hospital bed with the motor up two flights and a turn today, instead of yelling {{{{{{{{Holy Mother F***}}}}}}}}!!!
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I already am.
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If I were a fairie, I wouldn't have to worry about having too little space on airline flights, now would I?
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