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Old 03-25-2018, 09:14 AM   #1421
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My goal today is to hold the couch down. Seems effortless right?
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So... after getting some naughty gardening done yesterday I came inside and discovered my water heater was leaking... into the house and the garage.

Responded quickly... moved buncha stuff outta harms way... flipped breaker to turn off water heater... attached garden hose to drain tank... turned input (righty tighty) valve to cut off water source to tank... ran around S. DFW looking to purchase new tank, on the first beautiful Sat of Spring, which means everybody and their mom was out, only to come home empty handed ... to find the tank still leaking. Ahh.... shut off valve is busted, turn off water to the entire house and spend Sunday reveling in the joys of home ownership.


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Spring has sprung... or at least the foliage thinks so. Time to trim... snip... pluck... yank... mow... whoa... all that sounds kinda naughty for yard work!

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Okay... I'll bite!

Pray tell... for what (or whom) are they dragging the lake??




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Pray tell... for what (or whom) are they dragging the lake??

LoL Just a little Elvis this morning...

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Get things prepared for work tomorrow, thats it.
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I had a riding lesson, but the training methodology I do is a bit different so we’re doing strictly ground work right now. It was so good! I did that this morning and then I need to clean and prep for an upcoming trip.
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Oh! When I've hear "dragging" a body of water... it's usually to find another kind of body!



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Finish laundry
Take a few things to the building
Scrub some critter buckets
Maybe clean out the hallway bookshelves
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My agenda was to get my truck unloaded, but it only got partly done one handful at a time whenever I took the dogs out.
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Get blood labs done
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Wash her t-shirts
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Clean house
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Take spouse to therapy
Take spouse to hospital to see her son who just had surgery
Come home and try to get to feeling better. I’ve been sick since Sunday....
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I need to finish the laundry, work on crafts and go through some clothes for donation.
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I will need to go to the grocery store and pick up some produce, and also get an Aloe Vera plant.
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My mantra all day has just been "survive the experience" so I guess that's the agenda. Keep that up until I get to go to bed. Last work meeting scheduled for 9pm and I told them I'll burst into flames or turn into a pumpkin if we're not done by 10pm.
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Go to PT (learn some new walking skills today)....

I might go grocery shopping after PT.

Work on an art project.... so I can mail it by the weekend.
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– Do some minor house cleaning
– Give myself a pedi/mani
– Prepare some lunches for next week
– Speak with her on the phone
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cooking keto’chaladas
laundry
chat with the breakfast crew (now in session)
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