Hey Baby, What's Your Sign?

[C0LLETTE]

Is seeing a donkey a good sign or a bad sign as per astrology?

OMG!!! I am so glad you asked that question because just a few hours ago, my girlfriend’s mother told me she had just seen a donkey. I should have warned her, but I was too late; consequently, a few minutes ago, I was informed that she, and all 17 children traveling with her on a mountain road met their ultimate end when the van she was driving mysteriously burst into flames.

Is the braying of a donkey a good sign as per astrology?

Not necessarily. For instance, if you see a braying donkey in the mirror or as a reflection, it is likely not a good sign and you should probably avoid eating gluten and kale or donating blood.

[homoe]

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Statistically, you are more likely to be killed by a donkey than by a terrorist attack. So watch your ass...

[C0LLETTE]

love it lol

[homoe]

OCT 11, 2020:


Take care of an organizational project today. Nothing is too trivial, even that junk drawer you never open. Come up with a new system for storing your stuff to clear room for the good energy to come.

[Bèsame*]

Gemini: Pumpkin Whoopie Pies

May 21 – June 20

As the sign of the twins, Gem, you’re all too aware that two is better than one. That same philosophy applies to your desserts, too, which is why you’ll be obsessed with these pumpkin whoopie pies. Two fluffy cookies sandwiched with creamy frosting? Yes, please.

[homoe]

OCT 12, 2020:


Is there a project that you have left half finished? Is someone waiting for an answer from you? Is there an errand you need to run? Today is the day to get this type of stuff off your plate! As soon as you can, get going this morning. Make those phone calls and finish up those projects. You're feeling productive and you finally realize that you will always be stressed out over getting this stuff done unless you just step up and do it. Clear your mind and clean off your to-do list

[homoe]

Originally Posted by homoe

OCT 12, 2020:


Is there a project that you have left half finished? Is someone waiting for an answer from you? Is there an errand you need to run? Today is the day to get this type of stuff off your plate! As soon as you can, get going this morning. Make those phone calls and finish up those projects. You're feeling productive and you finally realize that you will always be stressed out over getting this stuff done unless you just step up and do it. Clear your mind and clean off your to-do list

Today I ended up going thru my mailing drawer, well mine and Mary's combined!

SO many stickers we've never used or would ever use, SO many return address mailing labels built up, well NOT anymore.........

[homoe]

OCT 16, 2020:

Planned expenses are fine, but acting on impulse at your favorite online store is not advised right now. You are going to need more money in the coming weeks, and it would be very wise to stay as cash rich as you possibly can. If you need to, get a friend to distract you and keep you from buying stuff you don't really need. They'll help you find a way to have fun for free by making cookies, watching TV, or reading a book.

[homoe]

OCT 20, 2020:


One woman's meat is another's poison. So your sister loves facial scrubs but when you use them, you break out. Once bitten, twice shy. It doesn't matter what works for other people -- you have to find your best routine.

[homoe]

OCT 21, 2020:

You should try every little crazy idea that comes to mind today -- at least one of them should work way better than you'd ever think! Don't let anyone get you down for your beliefs, either.

[Trinket_the_mouse2020]

I'm a Taurus

[homoe]

WEEK OF OCT 26, 2020:

You might want to start the week in style on Monday, treating your partner or a friend to something special for no special reason. Why not enjoy the heck out of life? Making plans of all sorts is favored from Tuesday through Thursday, so schedule some sweet stuff for the future. You're also extra analytical now, so a relationship could be put under intense—and fruitful—scrutiny. Some interpersonal tension is begging to be broken this weekend. A stormy argument isn't out of the question, but then neither is some kissing and making up.

[homoe]

NOV 3, 2020:

Some days you're high volume: think edgy leather jacket. On others, you're more of a whisper and require softer clothes. Today's a mixture of the two impulses. Wear a silk camisole under your toughest outerwear.

[homoe]

NOV 10, 2020:


Daydreaming is a time honored way of exploring the unknown. A good idea could pop into your head if given the right environment, and you're desperate for good ideas. Sit back, prepare and let your mind wander.

[homoe]

NOV 25, 2020:


Listen with your ears wide open today because something someone says could be very useful to you. Either it will provide an important clue for solving a mystery, or it will provide you with an opening to start a conversation with someone you've been dying to get to know better. When you do start this conversation, try to appeal to their intellect rather than their emotions. They are eager to have a smart conversation with a smart person like you.

This is a good time to indulge in some self-care and pampering. You've been busy, so take an evening or two just for yourself and relax and unwind.

[homoe]

DEC 1, 2020:

The best thing you can do right now is slow down. Good things definitely come to those who wait patiently. New circumstances find you facing your own indifference. It's difficult to make a decision when you just don't have much invested in the outcome, isn't it? At least it's a comfort to know that you're not the only one in this situation. Somebody is unable to help you directly, but emotional support goes a long way.

[homoe]

DEC 2, 2020:

A while back, someone happened to mention to you that keeping things peaceful between friends and family members was something you were pretty darned good at. The nurturer in you loved that, and ever since then you've done your best to foster that reputation. A serious challenge is en route now, one that will take all your best efforts to resolve. Your instincts are keen, however, so you probably already know what's coming. Start work on that project now.

[homoe]

DEC 14, 2020:

You have things well under control. Good for you! But before you dedicate all your newfound free time to celebrating your accomplishments, give some thought to what's coming down the pike. A quick glance at your calendar will show that something is coming up sooner than you realized. You might have to do some shopping, organizing, or cleaning to prepare for it, and guess what? Today is a perfect day to get started on that.

[homoe]

DEC 28, 2020:

Feeling just a touch on the crabby side lately? It's tempting to want to use those claws of yours to pinch any inquiring noses that try to poke their way into your business, but hold off on that impulse. People care about you, and they want to know how you're doing. If you really need some serious downtime, inform them politely yet firmly that you know what you're doing, and you'll come out of your shell when you're good and ready.

[homoe]

JAN 3, 2021:

Most likely, you don't really want to leave the house, or even bed, today. But that idea probably isn't realistic. Try to go slowly through the day and put off anything big for later.