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Old 11-19-2017, 08:06 PM   #901
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I know I am getting older when the people I hire to do things I can no longer do are also no longer able to do them.


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When you are watching House Hunters and hear them say "this house was built in 1972, don't you just love this mid-century modern flag stone? It's a split level, which was common in that era."...

And you think to yourself that you were born before that "mid-century modern" (their code word for vintage or old) house was built.
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the cold hurts my bones down to the marrow......
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when many are surprised of my age. Then comment *you dont act your age* and/or * you dont look your age*

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As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be??
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Because they keep making the packaging harder to get into. </sarcasm>
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today one of my young teammates said she really likes that *retro 80s stuff*

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1. 12 year olds get to drive?
2. High schoolers get to play in the NFL?
3. I become totally unable to determine ages if they could be between 12 and 30?
4, The last of my blond hair disappear?
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While shoveling snow, I shovel away the snow a couple times during the snow storm. This way it is not as heavy as waiting until it's done snowing and shoveling only once. However, I hate that my efforts get erased.
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I know I'm getting older because my criteria of what I'm looking for in a partner has changed over the years. It is no longer based solely on looks and if we vibe but based on character and integrity among other things which are non-negotiables....
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You go to thread a needle and you can't.............
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When back in the 80s you were considered a techno-geek if you had a
486 computer with a 2400 baud modem and a mobile phone.

Now, what technology you have is considered luddite and dinosaur worthy.
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You go to thread a needle and you can't.............

This make me chuckle.

After doing my laundry, I discovered I needed to darn a sock. I ran out of the pre-threaded needle kits I have become very fond of - can get them on Amazon.

Was forced to try and thread a needle with an eye the size of my head. Much easier but the larger needles challenge the integrity of the material aka make more holes.

Sometimes it is just easier to buy new socks.
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