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Old 01-01-2018, 05:15 PM   #1601
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After I was done cussin' from cracking my head on the metal bar to the low chain link gate, I had to laugh. I knew the damn thing was there, but I sure did a bad job of clearing it.
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This is funny in an odd sort of way.

Having lost half my body weight, I no longer tolerate the cold well. I really do not tolerate wind blown frigid temperatures well at all.

Being pragmatic, I am more concerned with confort rather than fashion. So with the prolonged cold weather, I bought one of these:



I'm warm. I'm happy. I look like a dork but I am a warm dork!

However, I have to remember to at least remove the face flap before I step into the bank lobby. Had a room full of anxious looking tellers and other customers staring at me when I walked in the door.

Never occurred to me my method of keeping warm could be seen as a threat in certain circumstances. Oopsie.
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Old 01-07-2018, 08:19 AM   #1603
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At 9:05am the power came back on after being out since 2:30am. The house temp is 42, everyone is cuddled under several layers of blankets including the dogs.

After going out to the shed, freezing my ass off, at 8am to get the camp toilet, I went back to bed, curled up tight trying to get my feet and ass cheeks to thaw, thinking "it's going to take forever to warm back up" when suddenly the power kicks on and the TV starts itself then up pops a message on the blue screen "This may take a while."



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Old 01-11-2018, 09:21 PM   #1604
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My knucklehead, goofball best friend and his response to tasting soft tofu for the first time. It didn't help me that we were in a very small, semi-fancy restaurant and I had to contain my laughter while his facial expressions were like a three year old who was trying not to barf.
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Watching the Worst Cooks In America where they are trying to fillet a fish.
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I saw this elderly man in the gym today and I was like "awwww." Turns out he can bench more than I can.

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Today I was pumping fuel at a local independent gas station. They are known for selling fuel cheaper than what is posted on their sign. We call it the yellow store because it is painted yellow.

While pumping fuel I noticed a sign that said "No Kung Fu fighting at the pumps by Manager". Haha!

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Today I was pumping fuel at a local independent gas station. They are known for selling fuel cheaper than what is posted on their sign. We call it the yellow store because it is painted yellow.

While pumping fuel I noticed a sign that said "No Kung Fu fighting at the pumps by Manager". Haha!

I have had that song in my head ever since.

Oh that is so mean!

Everybody was Kung foo fighting.......
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