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Old 04-16-2018, 08:05 PM   #20661
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Old 04-17-2018, 09:45 AM   #20663
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Old 04-17-2018, 01:41 PM   #20665
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This line from a great song:

"The only heaven I'll be sent to
Is when I'm alone with you
I was born sick, but I love it
Command me to be well"


Amen, motherfucker. AMEN.
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Old 04-18-2018, 02:44 PM   #20669
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I smiled listening to audio of female pilot talking to ground control.

Tammie Jo Shults, one of the first female fighter pilots in the U.S. military, had to land plane when an engine blew out and created hole. She is described as having nerves of steel.

Sad that one person died.

TAMMIE JO SHULTS IS ONE COOL, CALM COOKIE!

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waking up with little Jennifer Avery (pocket pittie) snuggled into my neck making these funny little sleeping noises
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Spring, blues skies after grey ones, buds on trees and chirpy birds enjoying some long awaited sunshine.
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I didn't smile. I laughed hard for about five minutes.

My niece and I are having a sleepover tomorrow. I'm talking to my ex about this and ask if she has bought Ari a new swimsuit. My ex says "no, why would I?" I said "It doesn't fit. Ari tried it on last time and it's too small." Dead silence from the other end of the line.

My ex says "How can the swing set not fit Ari anymore? I know the backyard is small, and it's a tight fit to get the swing set in, but it fits."

My ex waited patiently for me to stop laughing, with several interruptions to tell me how patient she was being.

I'm so glad someone else has my hearing every once in a while.
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I made out like a bandit tonight at auction... including two NEW bed frames (with storage underneath) I'm thinking of donating one to Habitat Restore; a rare, short antique iron sewing table base that I'll make into a high dollar coffee table; a BEAUTIFUL, large antique wooden box with hand cut corner joints that will become a great "upcycled" project; an old, small tool vice; and a new, heavy duty, rolling "shop cart" with 2 deep sided shelves that will make a perfect dog grooming cart to install my large stainless sink on the top shelf (at belly height) after drilling a hole for the drain.

I'm too excited to get some projects done tomorrow. Especially the grooming sink that will make my job so much easier.
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