What made you smile today? - Page 1018

Orema · 11-25-2017, 11:55 AM

Remembering it’s been 8 years since I smoked cigarettes and my 8-year anniversary came and went without me noticing.

EnchantedNightDweller · 11-25-2017, 01:19 PM

Sharing crackers and spray cheese with Charlie the Bichon Frise. And then him inching his way up while I was reading to lick the top of the spray cheese container. Ewww lol

girl_dee · 11-25-2017, 02:40 PM

Typing on this keyboard with my pretty nails!

~ocean · 11-25-2017, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by girl_dee

Typing on this keyboard with my pretty nails!

^5 (((( Dee ))))) love the shine

girl_dee · 11-26-2017, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ~ocean

^5 (((( Dee ))))) love the shine

me too ocean!

i’m doing a tree this year.. that makes me smile..

Teddybear · 11-26-2017, 04:50 PM

Reconnecting with someone who means the world to me.

She holds the keys for me and she said I hold the keys for her. Can't wait to see where we go with these keys

clay · 11-27-2017, 11:15 AM

Thinking back on a wonderful outing to the Memphis Zoo yesterday.....such a wonderful excursion....riding the Ferris Wheel in the PURPLE car, stopping ON TOP & seeing the lovely views..and that smile...

Esme nha Maire · 12-01-2017, 01:15 PM

Yesterday evening, a young woman sat on the seat by the door opposite me. We were both trying to blow some life back into our fingers, when she suddenly said 'You look so cool!"
I've never been told that before... :-}

GeorgiaMa'am · 12-01-2017, 05:43 PM

On my way to work, passing a yard decorated for Christmas - and peeking out from behind a tree, an 8-foot tall Abominable Snowman! Rudolph must be somewhere in that yard, I'll have to take a closer look on my way to work Monday.

Kätzchen · 12-01-2017, 06:20 PM

An neighbor at the post office who offered me a ride home and the postal supervisor who will make it easier for me to get my mail.

Chad · 12-01-2017, 06:57 PM

A gift was delivered to my house today from a sweet friend.

homoe · 12-01-2017, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Chad

A gift was delivered to my house today from a sweet friend.

And did an elf deliver it or?????????

Chad · 12-01-2017, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by homoe

And did an elf deliver it or?????????

I did not see any elves. Haha!

~ocean · 12-01-2017, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by homoe

And did an elf deliver it or?????????

was prob. a drone delivery lol plop oopsssssss look it broke !!

RockOn · 12-02-2017, 12:04 AM

A couple of clowns in Home Depot. Actually, these guys were employees.

I crawled up on the 2 metal beams that stick out, hold the lumber, preceded to get the choice 2x4x8's that were not picked over. I tried to be discrete but was caught. It is a no-no for customers to crawl up on these steel beams. I could hear them at the other end of the isle. "Oh no, please come down, you cannot get up there, we'll help you." When they arrived, I said, "yes I can, I am already here and no thank you, I am getting them myself." When he knew I was not taking their assistance, one guy pulled one of those stand on ladders up behind me and said he really wished I would stand on their ladder since I would not come down and let him get up there. I told him I would and for him to stand down there and I would hand the boards down to him. He said he would and added that he was really picky too when he bought wood.

This fellow and I were working together very well and talking when an assistant store manager came over and started reprimanding him. I told the manager not to pick on him because he had done everything he could to have me come down. Mr. Manager began mumbling about if I fell, I would sue Home Depot ... blah blah blah. So I created a cyclic, continuous running dialog at the manager "I am coming down right now, see me now, I am on my way down right now, see me now" as I spoke on the side to my partner asking how many more did I need to make 10 of them ... or was it 12 - cannot recall. Anyway, I talked enough silly to finally get the manager to laugh. Happy ending with my helper graciously stacking the wood on the back of my truck for me. And the boards are pristeen, no knotty areas in critical places. Just as I like them to be.

They were a decent group to work around. Once I was threatened with a call to the guys in blue if I did not come down from the fence board area. Actually, I was a lot higher up that time. But still, how annoying!

Deborah* · 12-02-2017, 11:42 PM

http://kxan.com/2017/12/02/opossum-b...nk-as-a-skunk/

I just read a news story... this made me laugh..

FORT WALTON BEACH, Florida - An opossum that apparently drank bourbon after breaking into a Florida liquor store sobered up at a wildlife rescue center and was released unharmed.

Emerald Coast Wildlife Refugee officials say the opossum was brought in by a Fort Walton Beach, Florida police officer on Nov. 24. A liquor store employee found the animal next to a broken and empty bottle of bourbon.

"A worker there found the opossum up on a shelf next to a cracked open bottle of liquor with nothing in it," said Michelle Pettis, a technician at the refuge. "She definitely wasn't fully acting normal."

Deborah

RockOn · 12-03-2017, 09:59 AM

This story is so funny. Glad to know the people took good care of her!

Thanks for sharing with us.

Gemme · 12-03-2017, 03:24 PM

My handsome guy did.

Blade · 12-03-2017, 05:02 PM

Seeing Mom all excited about her early Christmas gift. She was like a lil kid

girl_dee · 12-04-2017, 07:03 PM

SO much. Just so so much.....

11-26-2017, 04:50 PM	#20346
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11-27-2017, 11:15 AM	#20347
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12-01-2017, 05:43 PM	#20349
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12-01-2017, 06:20 PM	#20350
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12-01-2017, 06:57 PM	#20351
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11-25-2017, 11:55 AM	#20341
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11-25-2017, 01:19 PM	#20342
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11-25-2017, 02:40 PM	#20343
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12-01-2017, 01:15 PM	#20348
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12-02-2017, 12:04 AM	#20355
RockOn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: sitting over there ----->>>>> :) Preferred Pronoun?: .... Relationship Status: .... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: .... Posts: 3,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,081 Thanked 10,308 Times in 2,609 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	A couple of clowns in Home Depot. Actually, these guys were employees. I crawled up on the 2 metal beams that stick out, hold the lumber, preceded to get the choice 2x4x8's that were not picked over. I tried to be discrete but was caught. It is a no-no for customers to crawl up on these steel beams. I could hear them at the other end of the isle. "Oh no, please come down, you cannot get up there, we'll help you." When they arrived, I said, "yes I can, I am already here and no thank you, I am getting them myself." When he knew I was not taking their assistance, one guy pulled one of those stand on ladders up behind me and said he really wished I would stand on their ladder since I would not come down and let him get up there. I told him I would and for him to stand down there and I would hand the boards down to him. He said he would and added that he was really picky too when he bought wood. This fellow and I were working together very well and talking when an assistant store manager came over and started reprimanding him. I told the manager not to pick on him because he had done everything he could to have me come down. Mr. Manager began mumbling about if I fell, I would sue Home Depot ... blah blah blah. So I created a cyclic, continuous running dialog at the manager "I am coming down right now, see me now, I am on my way down right now, see me now" as I spoke on the side to my partner asking how many more did I need to make 10 of them ... or was it 12 - cannot recall. Anyway, I talked enough silly to finally get the manager to laugh. Happy ending with my helper graciously stacking the wood on the back of my truck for me. And the boards are pristeen, no knotty areas in critical places. Just as I like them to be. They were a decent group to work around. Once I was threatened with a call to the guys in blue if I did not come down from the fence board area. Actually, I was a lot higher up that time. But still, how annoying!

12-02-2017, 11:42 PM	#20356
Deborah* Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: single and not looking Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Texas Posts: 354 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 304 Thanked 420 Times in 180 Posts Rep Power: 2658953	http://kxan.com/2017/12/02/opossum-b...nk-as-a-skunk/ I just read a news story... this made me laugh.. FORT WALTON BEACH, Florida - An opossum that apparently drank bourbon after breaking into a Florida liquor store sobered up at a wildlife rescue center and was released unharmed. Emerald Coast Wildlife Refugee officials say the opossum was brought in by a Fort Walton Beach, Florida police officer on Nov. 24. A liquor store employee found the animal next to a broken and empty bottle of bourbon. "A worker there found the opossum up on a shelf next to a cracked open bottle of liquor with nothing in it," said Michelle Pettis, a technician at the refuge. "She definitely wasn't fully acting normal." Deborah

12-03-2017, 09:59 AM	#20357
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12-03-2017, 05:02 PM	#20359
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