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Old 11-27-2009, 04:16 PM   #261
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With the TV Christmas advertising now well underway here in the UK, I really feel sorry for low income parents of small children.

£60 ($90 approx.) or more for a plastic toy that basically doesn't 'do' anything? The same amount for a teddy that glows? A little bit more for a 'durable' plastic camera?

With so many families living in poverty you would think that crap like this would be outlawed.

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It is the darkest time of the year, the time to turn my inner eye... well inside... so why the fleck can't we just embrace the darkness and allow our harvests to nourish us until the sun is reborn. Seriously I am not afraid of the dark, introspection or the fact that the sun is slowing sinking into the underworld, it will come round again. Fake cheesy happiness and mass consumerism...

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I NEED TO MOVE AND SOON

I am starting to HATE my neighbors, more now than ever, I am sick of things falling off my wall because their kids have no respect and some of the adults have no respect for the time constraints aka when its after 10 pm SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO TO BED

I am quiet, I prefer quiet, thats why I have no kids, the only time I am loud is when I am not at home or during football games during the day, come after 10 pm it is quiet time.
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Old 11-28-2009, 03:45 PM   #264
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There is no room for dieting in my life right now. The Cool Whhhhhip is full fat/flavor/fun. The pie has a slightly gelatinous sheen to it. The gravy has congealed into light tan jello blobs in the fridge.

Next year.....next year I'll think about dieting.....
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Old 11-28-2009, 03:51 PM   #265
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I wanna throw a damn ball through the wall but I can't

I am so pissed I can't see str8
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Old 11-28-2009, 06:32 PM   #266
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:09 PM   #267
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Oh no!

Yer tire's all flat and junk!

Did I do that?

Let me get out my cellular and call yer wrecker.

Oh shoot.

I got no phone.

'Cos I'm a pothole?

Sooooooo...

'Kbye!
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Oh no!

Yer tire's all flat and junk!

Did I do that?

Let me get out my cellular and call yer wrecker.

Oh shoot.

I got no phone.

'Cos I'm a pothole?

Sooooooo...

'Kbye!
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjMUfIKktWU"]YouTube- Geico Pothole Commercial[/ame]

Hahaha.

I always voice over that commercial. It's so damned cute.

My other favorite is the Fiber One Cereal.

"You're a liar".

"No I'm not"

"You're pathological. You're pathological."

"If he was a liar, his pants would be on fire".

"Good point."


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O6PcrSROXc"]YouTube- Fiber One Cereal Commercial[/ame]
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:27 PM   #269
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Hahaha.

I always voice over that commercial. It's so damned cute.

My other favorite is the Fiber One Cereal.

"You're a liar".

"No I'm not"

"You're pathological. You're pathological."

"If he was a liar, his pants would be on fire".

"Good point."

How stinking cute is that? I hadn't seen it before.

Love it!
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I LOVEEEEEEEEEE that commercial!

Especially when he asks, "They're not, are they?" and the mgr replies, "Noooo."

Cracks me up every single time!


And the pothole one? I can DO that voice! <giggle>

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Old 11-29-2009, 12:43 AM   #272
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Have any of you ever got a stuck in your head and as you sit quietly reading or playing games on your computer, then unconsciously started to nod to the music in your head? Do you suddenly realize you are doing it and then feel stupid and self conscious? Does it keep happening anyway?

Sure does to me.
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holy shit i went out and drank again this is 5 nights in a row
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Have any of you ever got a stuck in your head and as you sit quietly reading or playing games on your computer, then unconsciously started to nod to the music in your head? Do you suddenly realize you are doing it and then feel stupid and self conscious? Does it keep happening anyway?

Sure does to me.

All the time.....<smile>

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I now have the pothole commercial stuck in my head
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Oh no!

Yer tire's all flat and junk!

Did I do that?

Let me get out my cellular and call yer wrecker.

Oh shoot.

I got no phone.

'Cos I'm a pothole?

Sooooooo...

'Kbye!
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Turkey.
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Whole wheat.

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Hours spent decorating the house and yard with lights, trees, snowmen, stars, etc...setting them all on the timer...frustration that none of them come on at the same time...more frustration that some are coming on and going off before daylight is even over...grr
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I'm going to bake a cake to try and dispel thoughts of pumpkin pie and turkey!!
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