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Old 03-26-2013, 07:08 PM   #241
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Is it possible to eat too much peanut butter and honey?

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If I actually did that, would I accomplish this?
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What if the hocky pocky IS REALLY what its all about......
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Questions You Ponder in the Middle of the Night ...


What if I could have selective mind-reading skills, would it still drive me mad?
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Why am I still awake?
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Why do you keep putting your writing off?Why don't you just pick up the pen and do it? What the fuck is keeping me astray...
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Gaint grape popsicles? Why can't the doctor be honest and say, "Hey I am just going to crush your tongue with that stick and make you almost vomit."
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Why isn't she here yet?
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I agree and ponder that too Jagg ! dang nabbit!
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When I wake up will she be laying beside me?........

It is so windy tonight will my house blow over the North Sea and land in Norway??

If I land in Norway what will I do? Is the weather nicer there??

Mmmmm - do I have any Green Tea bags left for a cuppa in the morning

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This one occurred to me the other night....

we as humans....are we smart because we are curious? Or curious because we are smart..?

Random thought for the day...
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Did I set the house alarm?

Did I get water for the night?
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Why do mothers still sleep so lightly, even after their children are grown. My Mom can hear a gnat fart in her sleep and wake up.
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Can I hold it until the morning? I mean I have to go but what if I try to fall asleep before the pressure is too much? What if I don't get up in time and have an accident like I did when I was four? Oh boy...can I hold it?

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