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Old 02-04-2014, 01:00 PM   #261
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lol, that's another thread; I know, but it works here, too:

I've learned never to say never because in so doing, we almost literally condemn ourselves to the very thing we vow never ever to do, lol. Whew! That was a mouthful.

So, I will never be caught saying never. lol, in fact I'll do the opposite to try to fake out the universe and get my way.


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......WEARING A DRESS !! NEVER !!
Maybe try a kilt?...kinda similar but you don't have to stick your arms through it .

Trousers are a rather recent innovation in human history. It's quite possible we'll all be back to wearing "dresses" not long from now....and there are some "advantages" ( think "woods" ) which I won't get into here.
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Trousers are a rather recent innovation in human history. It's quite possible we'll all be back to wearing "dresses" not long from now....and there are some "advantages" ( think "woods" ) which I won't get into here.
Thanks for the encouragement but I will still pass on that. Not a trend setter. Not partial to pleats or plaid either. "The woods"...love walking through them. When I need a little rest and a drink of my tea I prefer to sit on a rotted fallen tree or a big rock. Thinkin when I am enjoying my sit and view I want some "britches" on !! Call me stubborn.
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Thanks for the encouragement but I will still pass on that. Not a trend setter. Not partial to pleats or plaid either. "The woods"...love walking through them. When I need a little rest and a drink of my tea I prefer to sit on a rotted fallen tree or a big rock. Thinkin when I am enjoying my sit and view I want some "britches" on !! Call me stubborn.
Must confess I hadn't considered the"rotten-log-home-to-many" vs "bare- bum" wildlife theme ; or the inviting "exposed-nether- parts-available- for- insect- exploration-areas" scenario.

Ok, hike up those britches! Onwards and upwards McMuff!
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I feel the same way about wearing a baseball cap! That's just too sporty and I'm just too girly!!
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Must confess I hadn't considered the"rotten-log-home-to-many" vs "bare- bum" wildlife theme ; or the inviting "exposed-nether- parts-available- for- insect- exploration-areas" scenario.

Ok, hike up those britches! Onwards and upwards McMuff!
I see you can read between the lines. "The Britches" cover up my stuff. Bugs do what they do but not on me ! !
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Using the title of this thread things I would never get "caught" doing. I would never get caught feeling sad or sorry for myself if I ever felt that way I would hide it from almost everyone.

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