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10-09-2017, 07:48 PM
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A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... Smoking a joint, when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing? '
The koala said, ' Smoking a joint; come up and have some. ' So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala, where they enjoyed the weed. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was dry and that he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river. A crocodile saw this, swam over to the little lizard, and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What ' s the matter with you? ' The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile said that he had to check this out, walked into the rain forest, and found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said, ' Hey you! ' So the koala looked down at him and said, 'Shiiiiiiiiiiit, duuuuuude...... How much water did you drink?!! ' Still laughing
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10-09-2017, 09:05 PM
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☆ the stars are aligned ☆
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strong, independent, badass redhead Preferred Pronoun?:
babygirl, buttercup, sugah Relationship Status:
married to my Boo Daddy <3 
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Sent my parents a picture of the boy and I in a casino in front of the blarney stone and my dad responded "Look at th two, such a cute couple." ♡
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10-11-2017, 05:42 PM
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She is the gamer girl to my gamer boy 
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Buying what we thought was an innocent dog toy for our new pup, only to realize that across the back of the toy it says BOOty call, cause the toy is a stuffed ghost.
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10-16-2017, 04:19 AM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you. 
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Location: in my heart I'm going to Carolina...but I'm in MA for now
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He does.....he always does.....
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10-16-2017, 05:53 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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Butch Relationship Status:
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Reading some very old posts in the threads...............
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10-16-2017, 07:28 AM
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Sweata weatha. It's about time.
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10-16-2017, 07:37 AM
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10-16-2017, 07:23 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
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He did. He's my happy maker.
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10-16-2017, 10:20 PM
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Member
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She is the gamer girl to my gamer boy
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Calling her my fiancee for the first time today. She said yes!
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10-18-2017, 08:13 AM
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Senior Member
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She is my sunrise and sunset. 
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Tiny Hedgehog Goes Camping, And His Pics Are The Best Thing You'll See Today
We know you remember Azuki, the tiny Japanese hedgehog who goes on big adventures. His perky ears, button nose, and delightful roundness is just impossible to forget. Well, Azuki recently traded his cozy dream house in for a set of miniature Coleman camping gear and took a trip to the great outdoors. Equipped with his own tent, kayak, and barbecue, he was all set for success, and pretty much had the time of his life. Just looking at his photos makes us want to get our camp on. It also really, really makes us want a hedgehog. Like, right this second.     SQUEEE! 
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10-18-2017, 08:49 AM
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 I got another letter from Santa with really cute stickers, and inside an very pretty envelope! But Santa was impersonating an well known animated cartoon character (this time) because Santa's stationery head included their recent picture! *LOL* Santa makes me smile 
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10-18-2017, 09:58 AM
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10-20-2017, 10:21 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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50 Shades of Clay Darker & Deeper Relationship Status:
married to my forever 
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"watching that "crawl".....
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10-20-2017, 11:17 AM
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Finding out that my promotion is MORE than being over the log department it is the Assistant Safety Manager in training to take over the Safety department.
It will be officially announced next month once I get moved here.
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10-20-2017, 12:27 PM
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Superlative Soul Sister
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Receiving two boxes for Sweetest Day from my honey.
One box was full of goodies like chocolates, a set of makeup brushes, and a pair of tights, and some really nice cards. The other box was full of Progresso soup! (A couple weeks ago I had been moanin’ and groanin’ about Progresso soup being on sale in her city but not mine.) Too funny! Lucky me. 
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10-20-2017, 04:15 PM
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10-20-2017, 04:18 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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10-25-2017, 11:37 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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Hitched up 
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Lunchtime fan in'
Raise your Glass by Pink is playing thru the speakers throughout the office.
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10-25-2017, 05:39 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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50 Shades of Clay Darker & Deeper Relationship Status:
married to my forever
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Travel plans in a couple weeks....
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10-25-2017, 10:21 PM
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Infamous Member
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High Femme Ma'am Preferred Pronoun?:
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Hearing David Sedaris sing the Oscar Meyer hot dog commercial in the voice of Billie Holiday.
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