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Old 03-13-2019, 07:29 AM   #3461
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Oooooh yes. Yes to this please and thank you.
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Old 03-13-2019, 12:52 PM   #3462
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a bottle of Jameson's Irish Whiskey and a clean shot glass.
That sounds perfect four days from now ......although it did get me in some trouble years ago. So I took that same date and years later I made the best decision of my life! Happy St Patty's day and thank you for saying yes Bevi! XXOO
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A shallow and then a deep tissue massage. Not sure why this day feels all fucked up... but it does.
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A vehicle, car or truck, for moving out of this desolate area of the Country.
If not to move, respite from this area. I am city folk, and have been in rural NY/NH/MA/VT for the past few years. Need to get to a city, preferably Chgo, Milw, Mad Town, Indy, Minneapolis, ABQ, Flagstaff (smaller, but liberal). Would even move to Albany, 6 hrs away. Damn, this place is more than 2 hrs from an Interstate Hwy!
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The usual all costs included vacation plus a hefty stipend that I would probably save and spend at home when I get back.
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An ocean breeze, the sound of waves crashing, and a cabana boy to bring me snacks and piņa coladas would be delightful right about now.

A girl can dream....
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Honestly, a huge root beer float on the porch with a cool breeze would be outstanding!
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I need for outdoor work equipment to stop breaking.

I sold a couple of firearms the last couple of weeks in anticipation of buying a welder and being able to justify the cost.

My lawnmower died today and it is a must have.

I did return a STIHL weedeater yesterday. I only had it for a few weeks. It was advertised as EZ-START but there was no easy start to it. They returned all but $30.00 on the weed eater although I had to get really firm about it. Finally I said rather abruptly, "it is a fake EZ-START!" He knew my fuse was becoming short with him finally quit moaning about taking it back ... the moaning became tiresome. I was fine with the $30.00 he kept, felt it was fair to both of us.

I hope to get a lawn mower tomorrow. There are some good 4th of July sales going on right now. This grass has to be cut low every week and even less time than that when it rains a lot. Low grass helps deter the snakes. I honestly would love to set off dynamite all over these woods to run every damn one of them off but I do not think I would like jail food. This vegan diet is about to starve me to death.

Back thinking about tannerite again ... (snickering to self) .... knowing full well none of you like tannerite or learning about Australia's killer bird, the cassowary.


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BTW, not laughing at all about what happened to the fellow in Florida. That is very sad.
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Damn, think I sprained or fractured a toe. Ha! Off to exercise thread.

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A great impact scene with clit torture.
I need to try getting to the relief of subspace or at minimum an endorphin rush.
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I'm sending Rapinoe for you. Sorry the picture is so big. I couldn't get it smaller and, also, she means business. Time to get up.

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I guess I'm feeling more than just a little cranky today and why wouldn't I. I've had to deal with social workers, counselors, housework, someone else's pregnancy... The list goes on and on. At least the BLT was good, and free. No matter how bad things get, free stuff you like always helps make it better, not as horrible as it could be.
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