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Old 03-23-2016, 05:50 AM   #12761
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The best way to keep people from giving me screwdrivers without incurring any wrath. I currently own 27 screw drivers, all of them gifted and I really don’t need any more.
If you have any Stubbies, I'll take them.

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Old 03-23-2016, 01:55 PM   #12762
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If you have any Stubbies, I'll take them.

I've got three stubbies you can have two as I only just need the one. They are in good shape, one Phillips, one standard, otherwise they match. Both are gray and orange Home Depot, specials – nothing expensive or vintage, sturdy enough though for average home repair needs. Just PM me where to send them l and I'll get them off to you in the mail straightaway Gemme.
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How SOME people..
Not naming any names ahem
Some people are evil and just deserve to fall face first in a mud hole. Lol
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Old 03-24-2016, 04:35 PM   #12766
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Judging by what my mind decided to think about for a 3 hour drive I would have to say that femmes are on mind.

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Still the ladies. I walk around in this world and wonder why ladies do not walk up and kiss me. Maybe tomarrow.
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Old 04-03-2016, 08:38 PM   #12768
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Friday, April 23rd.

And, putting together tentative plans for an up coming two week vacation in May.

Not sure exactly if I will get to do all the things I want to do, but I'm looking forward to having some time off to enjoy life.

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Wondering if my birth father truly knows I exist or if my birth mother lied to him too.
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Old 04-03-2016, 11:16 PM   #12770
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Knowing my late uncle must be laughing at us(myself and his son) while we were scrambling through paperwork trying to find his signed title to one of his trucks and not finding it. I know he's up in heaven having a good old jolly laugh at us and saying "HA I GOTCHA AGAIN" lol.
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want to go back to sleep ...

It is now 2:04 a.m. ... woke up to pee a little while ago after having slept very hard for four hours ...

Couldn't go back to sleep and have already been to the kitchen twice (I graze when I wake up in the middle of the night) ... I have now consumed two rice krispy treats ... and ... fritos with 1/2 container of bean dip ... and about to go back to the kitchen for the third time ... thinking something very interesting, more interesting than last time, is automagically going to appear in my fridge ... it's a sickness, I tell you!!!!!
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Old 04-04-2016, 03:54 AM   #12772
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waking up at 4:15a.m. screaming don't touch me, don't fucking touch me punching at what was ever there while I was half awake now I cant go back to sleep.
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My oldest Boston Terrier, Brandy. She will be 12 yrs old this coming July and today the vet told us she is in CHF. They started her on 3 different heart meds and they estimate she has 6 months left. We are devastated. But I know my dog and she is a fighter. I told the vet bull***t, she isn't going anywhere any time soon! She doesn't even act sick now! I think both my spouse and I have spent most of today crying. I never had children so our 4 dogs are my babies and I would do anything for them. Today was a real crappy day.......
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I wonder how the new Doctor is going to turn out. Last week I finely had my G.P. see what she could do about my bad knee, she looked at the so called fat knee the other Doctors were talking a bout then said...that's what they are holding you up on?? Lets do something else, so there is hope, I have an appointment with him next Monday.
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Dealing with stuff to get ready for tomorrow!

And how much I miss my Lady!
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I've been MIA in posting and reading here, but miss y'all. For the last 3 months I've been working 6 days a week, 10 to 12 hour days and that is how it will be for a long while.. Sunday being my only day off. So looking forward to a nice Sunday to go river fishing.
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I'm looking outside the window, seeing the rain and hearing the birds chirp and chatter and thinking about all the kindness that has been bestowed upon me recently. It's very much appreciated.
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In a twist of irony...

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That when the clouds bring rain or when it's simply cloudy, that we have typical April weather.

But when there are no clouds, we have August weather : high 80s, low to mid 90s.

And it's only April.

By summer, it won't be summer.
It's hard to believe how hot it's going to be,
if it's only April right now.
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Took the route that Will Smith took, and stopping in the place he was gunned down in front of his wife. Makes no sense at all.
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