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Old 12-06-2014, 08:33 PM   #541
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A: I don't know and I don't care.



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Old 02-14-2015, 12:00 AM   #546
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What did the bannana say to the vibrator?



What are you shaking for the bitch is gonna eat me!!!

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What did one tampon say to the other?






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What did the left ball say to the right?



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Stick with me and we'll go places!

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
Forget-me-nuts.

What do single people call Valentine's Day?
Happy Independance Day!

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Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

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