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Old 11-19-2018, 07:08 PM   #1701
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OMG! I wish y'all could have seen Kenna trying to take a chew bone from my 7 pound 14 yr old, 2 toothed Chihuahua! Laughed til I cried. Watched the video twice and cried some more. That boy had her jumpin around!
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Old 11-20-2018, 06:53 PM   #1702
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Thinking I just may need a shoehorn to navigate my arse into those tiny airline seats....
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I fell asleep holding my puppy's paw ~ a noise in the house woke me up ~ I looked at the puppy and her eyes were huge ~ lololol I was holding her nose .
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Old 11-22-2018, 09:27 PM   #1704
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That the ham we were about to heat up was found in the freezer
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Old 11-23-2018, 09:10 AM   #1705
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Yesterday, mom was peeling potatoes in her chair and must of dropped one because in the middle of dinner the baby kitty started playing with a potato on the floor. Haha we all laughed. It was pretty funny.
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Old 02-05-2019, 11:19 PM   #1706
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Waking up and seeing that my legs were shaved!

Come to find out that during one of our drunken escapades that my ex shaved them while I was half passed out in the chair!

And she left the razors out to show me, it looked like she shaved a hamster!

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My roomie cracked me up when I tried to describe what tiramisu is.
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While attempting to make Easter egg Rice Krispy treats with my great nephew, Waylon, we were discussing Jesus. I was explaining how Jesus died and rose on Easter. He asked, "So Jesus is a zombie?" I thought it was funny. My mom not so much.

This plus my epic Easter fail with the rice Krispy treats cracked me up!
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In Memory-Tim Conway, Harvey Korman, and Dinah Shore. Lol
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I was finishing moving for the day and realized i forgot my phone in the apartment. Pete was already in the van when I closed the door on him, told him i would literally be 60 seconds...ran, retrieved said phone, got on the sidewalk to the van and noticed Pete sitting in the driver seat, glaring out the window like sayin' "Really, dude? Hurry it up" hahahaha dogs can be sooo freekin highlarious!
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Old 08-06-2019, 10:47 AM   #1711
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Yesterday, I was walking out of work headed for the parking lot when I heard "cat calls". I thought what the heck some guy is harassing a lady. I got into my tough guy stance ready for a throw down when I turned around and saw that it was my good friend "cat calling" me! I put my hands on my hips and said are you cat calling ME? Haha! We had a big laugh.

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My older nephew telling jokes after dinner.

Nephew: Are you a banana?

Me: Um, no, why do you ask?

Nephew: Because I find you quite appealing.

Me. On the floor laughing.
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My best friend and I were getting ready to go to town...
After getting dressed into something decent (my Torrid yoga pants with pretty roses all over and a nice long shirt), I'm walking around the house getting the dogs into their crates and I could tell something just wasn't right...adjusting my belly band didn't work...so I try to readjust the front of my pants, look down to see I had my yoga pants on backwards.
I busted out laughing...told Blade why I was laughing, then we both got tears from laughing so hard.
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recalling my dreams..

I keep dreaming about taking clothes off of hangers!

I know that's what I'm doing all day, but, come on. Get out of my sleep! Lol
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Today after school the boys and I were sitting on the back porch. One of them brought up cannibals. I was telling them that there were two clowns that were cannibals and they liked eating young boys because they were tender. Jefferson says, "Wait a minute, they were on Tinder?".

He's eight! How does he know about Tinder?
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My 87 year old neighbor and her stubbornness.
I popped in for a visit today. She said she had pulled muscles in her back by "lifting a heavy rock to put on top of some tin before the storm hit"....I immediately scolded her for not calling me for help. She responded "I thought about calling you but didn't need help. I've lifted that rock before and it never hurt me."
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These Houston Texans fans!

Thinking their team could beat the Saints

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I was thinking about my friend in NYC today and just cracked up. He is usually measured but I could see him clearly in my mind. He sits at the table and looks down like he is looking at the menu and out of no where comes a zinger. I look at him with his head still down but a sweet smile on his face. He knew that he got us.

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