Do you own...

[homoe]

Originally Posted by C0LLETTE

If it doesn't have a computer chip in it, I can fix it. At this point, all that means is that I can change your tires and add some oil if you smell something burning.

Do you have 6 or more beers in your fridge?

Nope not even 1


Do you own a paper map?

[Chad]

Originally Posted by homoe

Nope not even 1


Do you own a paper map?

Yes, way more than one.

Do you own yard equipment like mowers and chain saws?

[C0LLETTE]

Originally Posted by Chad

Yes, way more than one.

Do you own yard equipment like mowers and chain saws?

No yard, but i do own the phone number of a good plumber.

Do you products that will render every surface in your house 99.9 % germ free?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by C0LLETTE

No yard, but i do own the phone number of a good plumber.

Do you products that will render every surface in your house 99.9 % germ free?

Yes and if they don't I've got the phone number to an excellent cleaning woman!

Do you own a smart phone?

[Chad]

Originally Posted by C0LLETTE

No yard, but i do own the phone number of a good plumber.

Do you products that will render every surface in your house 99.9 % germ free?

Yes, Clorox.

Do you own good health insurance?

Oops pardon buddy.

[C0LLETTE]

Originally Posted by homoe

Yes and if they don't I've got the phone number to an excellent cleaning woman!

Do you own a smart phone?

No. I own one of the very first Blackberries and it's still on its first battery.

Do you an Apple product that needs to be "updated" about every 20 minutes for about a year until it becomes obsolete and you have to buy a new one?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by C0LLETTE

No. I own one of the very first Blackberries and it's still on its first battery.

Do you an Apple product that needs to be "updated" about every 20 minutes for about a year until it becomes obsolete and you have to buy a new one?

Nope! I learned my lesson early from music formats! Albums, 8-tracks, cassettes, CD's, back to vinyl, etc etc

Do you own one of those torture items to curl eyelashes?

[C0LLETTE]

Originally Posted by homoe

Nope! I learned my lesson early from music formats! Albums, 8-tracks, cassettes, CD's, back to vinyl, etc etc

Do you own one of those torture items to curl eyelashes?

yes but i only use it to open child-proof bottles of Tylenol.

Do you own a series of two-prong extension cords that run all round your house and then out into the yard to electrify your privacy fence?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by C0LLETTE

yes but i only use it to open child-proof bottles of Tylenol.

Do you own a series of two-prong extension cords that run all round your house and then out into the yard to electrify your privacy fence?

I COULD answer this but our property security is TOP SECRET, that's my story and I'm sticking to it...

Do you own a wooden baseball bat?

[Bèsame*]

Originally Posted by homoe

I COULD answer this but our property security is TOP SECRET, that's my story and I'm sticking to it...

Do you own a wooden baseball bat?

no

Do you own a wooden yard stick?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Bèsame*

no

Do you own a wooden yard stick?

Yes, AND I use it on Mary's "behind" when she acts up.....

Do you own a deck of cards?

[Orema]

Originally Posted by homoe

Yes, AND I use it on Mary's "behind" when she acts up.....

Do you own a deck of cards?

Yes, and I don't use them on anyone's behind!

Do you own a pair of reading glasses?

[nhplowboi]

Originally Posted by Orema

Yes, and I don't use them on anyone's behind!

Do you own a pair of reading glasses?

LOL, yes we have them everywhere....at the house, at the store, in our coat pockets. They are not prescription readers but Dollar Store readers which is a good thing because at the rate we lose them I would not want to think it was my only pair that I paid $$$ for.

Do you own a bird/s of any kind (poultry can count)?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by nhplowboi

LOL, yes we have them everywhere....at the house, at the store, in our coat pockets. They are not prescription readers but Dollar Store readers which is a good thing because at the rate we lose them I would not want to think it was my only pair that I paid $$$ for.

Do you own a bird/s of any kind (poultry can count)?

Nope no birds but I have heard birds of a feather stick together.....

Do you own a old manual portable typewriter?

[GeorgiaMa'am]

Originally Posted by homoe

Do you own a old manual portable typewriter?

Nope. Do you own any boxes of Jell-O?

[Bèsame*]

Originally Posted by GeorgiaMa'am

Nope. Do you own any boxes of Jell-O?

oh why yes I do, of the sugar free variety

Do you own a bamboo cutting board?

[PlatinumPearl]

Originally Posted by Bèsame*

Do you own a bamboo cutting board?

Yes, I do.

Do you own a cheese knife?

[C0LLETTE]

If you do own a cheese knife and never wash it you can create your own blue cheese.
Answer to Q: no. If it cuts meat and won't hurt me too much, it'll do.

Do you own a very large number of plastic containers that no longer have lids but you can't bring yourself to throw out?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by C0LLETTE

If you do own a cheese knife and never wash it you can create your own blue cheese.
Answer to Q: no. If it cuts meat and won't hurt me too much, it'll do.

Do you own a very large number of plastic containers that no longer have lids but you can't bring yourself to throw out?

Nope, all lids are accounted for and in tack (btw, I have ZERO qualms about tossing anything out)

Do you own a magazine rack?

[C0LLETTE]

Originally Posted by homoe

Nope, all lids are accounted for and in tack (btw, I have ZERO qualms about tossing anything out)

Do you own a magazine rack?

If I ever buy an MK47, I'll buy a magazine rack to go with it.

Do you own a sectional couch that always slides apart whenever you sit on it?