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Old 09-19-2013, 03:57 PM   #1
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Things you should never say on a first date.

"Wow, you look soo much like my ex!"
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Old 09-19-2013, 04:23 PM   #2
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Pretty much most of the things I say.
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Old 09-19-2013, 05:44 PM   #6
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"Can we stop by my mamas house on the way? I need to get some money."
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Old 09-20-2013, 09:15 PM   #7
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Me: So, you never mentioned my new haircut. Do you. Like it? You can see my natural blonde streaks now.

Her: It's awful. I hate it. Looks like shit.

I focused on the live band.

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Her: Did I hurt your feelings.

Me: No, it's my hair I like it short. When menopause hit I lost 2/3 of my hair. I can't wear it long anymore. I don't have hundreds of dollars to look like a diva.

Her : you look like a man.


Me:
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Old 09-19-2013, 05:20 PM   #9
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Pretty much most of the things I say.
Sounds like you would be a fun date. A little trouble doesn't usually hurt too much.
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I don't smoke cigarettes, they're gross. I like cigars! Want a puff?
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Old 09-20-2013, 07:44 AM   #11
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I've been sheltered and pampered my whole life so I need someone who will take good care of me.

I have alot of phobias. I have a huge fear of flying , I can't swim besides I'm allergic to the sun .

Oh nice car you must have alot of money which is perfect because I like to spent alot .


I'm the president of the local cat rescue.
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Old 09-20-2013, 08:04 AM   #12
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"I'm single...well, technically anyways. It's complicated."

A constant checking the smartphone for texts, calls, etc - does drive me nuts, too. However, if my date has young kids...I'm ok with it.
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"Your bed or mine?" - True story, said to me on a first date. (For the record, I declined.)
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Nothing from my own experience comes to mind (i don't date often), but keep the pointers coming.
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"I want to go talk to that girl sitting over at the other table" and then get up and leave.

Yeah that happened!

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You can't walk fast in those shoes? OMG, that's why i usually date butches...femmes are too much trouble.
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