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Old 12-15-2010, 06:54 PM   #21
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ME: Honey you are not gonna believe this
Jo: what?
Me: there is something living in my car
Jo: oh my gosh..really? why do u think that?
Me: Something or someone ate TWO of my chocolate Entenmann donuts
Jo: was the box gnawed thru or opened
Me: opened
Jo: was ur car unlocked?
Me: *snickering* no
Jo: wait a minute--r u serious???
Me: no

thought i was gonna wreck the car i was laffin so hard
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Talking to a good friend of mine from Norway on voice..

Me: Whats your address?
Her: you are lazy!!
Me: Oh wait, I have it here on the customs form for your package. How do you say that street name??.. slowly..
Her: ((she pronounces it))
Me: ((attempts to pronounce it)) i am never going to learn how to speak norweigen!!
Her: you have to pronounce the norwiegen "R" roll the "R" like this ..rrrrrr
Me: well thats not going to happen.. there is nothing vibrating about my tongue.. its out of practice !!

a small pause.. we brust out laughing!!

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Walking into Living Room sees Snack standing there perplexed and in deep thought.

me.... What's wrong?

Snack....nothing i just can't believe she is pregnant too.

me...WHO she....what?

Snack...the blonde girl honey.

silence


me....What BLONDE girl.

Snack....the one on there (points to tv)

walks out giggling bout Him and His "All my children" soap opera.

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ME: Honey you are not gonna believe this
Jo: what?
Me: there is something living in my car
Jo: oh my gosh..really? why do u think that?
Me: Something or someone ate TWO of my chocolate Entenmann donuts
Jo: was the box gnawed thru or opened
Me: opened
Jo: was ur car unlocked?
Me: *snickering* no
Jo: wait a minute--r u serious???
Me: no

thought i was gonna wreck the car i was laffin so hard
Of course, if you could see the interior of Scoote's car, you'd understand why this is completely likely...
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Walking into Living Room sees Snack standing there perplexed and in deep thought.

me.... What's wrong?

Snack....nothing i just can't believe she is pregnant too.

me...WHO she....what?

Snack...the blonde girl honey.

silence


me....What BLONDE girl.

Snack....the one on there (points to tv)

walks out giggling bout Him and His "All my children" soap opera.

geeze.



Who's pregnant?

I may or may not used to watch AMC.
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Laying in bed, Scoote's arms around me...snuggling...

Jo: I swept up that dead lizard on the kitchen floor

Scoote: You could have just left it for me honey

Jo: I didn't want the Prince to step on it when he got home from school

Scoote: Did you just pick it up by the tail?

Jo: Ick! No, I used a dust pan and just swept it up

snuggling....

Scoote: So now it's in the kitchen garbage?

Jo: Yep

more snuggling...

Scoote: Why don't you just pick it up by the tail and toss it outside?

Jo: Hey, you get rid of dead lizards your way and I'll get rid of them mine

more snuggling....

Scoote: okay honey
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G: Really? There's a competition for that?
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after an 11 hr day,im barely able to move..i call Jo to meet me outside to get food and stuff


Me: (after she helped me out of car)i gotta check the mail
Jo: i'll get it,you can barely move
Me: its my ritual tho
Jo: well not tonight
Me: dammit u r busting my balls
JO: you dont have any
Me: because u busted them
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after an 11 hr day,im barely able to move..i call Jo to meet me outside to get food and stuff


Me: (after she helped me out of car)i gotta check the mail
Jo: i'll get it,you can barely move
Me: its my ritual tho
Jo: well not tonight
Me: dammit u r busting my balls
JO: you dont have any
Me: because u busted them
Ya'll sound like Organic and me.
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Yeah.

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Pinky: (as I am in the bedroom getting out cold weather cycling gear).... "It's gonna be 20 degrees in the morning! YOU are NUTS!"
Me: "Yeh,it's gonna be cold"

Pinky: But I'm getting up at the buttcrack of dawn and going with you to just stand and watch...what does that say about ME???"

Me: "Welcome to the world of your cycling crackhead Papa??"
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Me: "Yeh,it's gonna be cold"

Pinky: But I'm getting up at the buttcrack of dawn and going with you to just stand and watch...what does that say about ME???"

Me: "Welcome to the world of your cycling crackhead Papa??"
That you're two peas in a pod?
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Me: " Blaze turn the light out !
Blaze: , You turn the light out.
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Blaze : but your closer to the light .
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I SWEAR it says "DANG!" because they have made the voice kinda high and 'squished' to make it fit the character.

So, I'll walk around the apartment when he's playing saying "DANG!" when the goblin says "DIE!". It tickles me to do so and makes me laugh.

Sometimes Organic laughs with me.

Most of the time, he just shakes his head.

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Me: "What's wrong with your snowman? It looks skinny."

Miss Pink: "Huh? It got a little stretched out when I picked it up to put it on the pan."

Me: "No baby,that snowman looks like it's been on Jenny Craig!"

I got the hairy eyeball for about two seconds, then we both busted out laughing!
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Miss Pink: (while looking at the Charlie Brown Christmas tree she got at the Dollar Store)" Papa, I think we got a slutty angel on top of our tree, her skirt won't stay down!"

Me: "That's ok baby,she was cheap and slutty angels need love too."
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sitting on the coucjh after i got home last nite


ME: did you wash whites yet?
Jo: no but i can
nah thats ok i got a pair of khakis,just have to wear a belt because button came off again
Jo: well get them and i'll sew it back on

few minutes pass,she starts to sew and...

Jo: i had this button on good last time..what did you do to pop it off?
Me: grew
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