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Old 12-21-2010, 01:37 PM   #41
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Note: The house has been running as if driven by whip.

Me: You know..We have 15 minutes til we have to leave..*pours large cup of to-go coffee*

Room mate aka "The Hobbit": Dude I need breakfast..I just can't live off of your diet anymore.

Me: *takes long drink of coffee* What do you mean?

Hobbit: I can't live off of coffee man..I need actual food.

Me: *pauses* I eat...

Hobbit: Snacking while cooking dinner then running off does NOT count as a full meal.

Me: I snack during breakfast, too.


(side note: the house is actually driven by coffee..I was just informed. )
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ok a little background is needed so you all dont think im a complete nutcase...smells im not used to kinda freak me out...even tho realistically i know many unharmful things cant alter the waysomething smells or if no smell give it smell so with that in mind...



i had went into our bathroom to pee,here comes Jo...for some reason i rarely get to pee alone(i love you baby but yanno its true)

Me: umm honey i think something may be wrong?
Jo: why you say that?
Me: well my urine(yes i said urine) smells funny
Jo: oh honey in general you just smell funny

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A moment ago...

Rooster and Scoote have been blaming each other for

Rooster grabs mini-dachshund Shadow (notorious for having bad breath), points his butt at Scoote and pretends to aim...

Scoote: Honey, he's loading the dog again and threatening me

Rooster: I'm gonna' shoot

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Scoote: I'll stick my finger in there and let it come out the other end

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Scoote: You ain't smelled bad breath until you smell butt breath boy

Rooster:
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Not sure that this qualifies but i'm gonna post anyway...cause i'm like that.

Talking to Snack on messenger this morning. He leaves to go get a hair cut.

Then about 10 minutes later i get a message...something like this:

ql23kij42klfkj alaksjdfl.

This is something we do if we are upset or aggrevated, just wiggle our fingers on the keyboard.

So i type:

honey, are you upset? Did she not have time to cut your hair?

Then i see "snacktime is typing a message"

So i wait, and i wait and i wait. Nothing.

I call His phone..no answer. Now i'm getting a little worried. Has a bankrobber serial killer entered into his home and drown Him in the tub with a broom? Did He need a haircut so bad that He lost it and kidnapped the hair cut lady? Did He fall and is foaming at the mouth from a heart attack? All sorts of things going through my mind.

Finally, He calls.....He is at the hair place. All is well.

We figured out the message i got was from His kitty kats.
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There is no one to talk to in my house. But I am enjoying this thread. You all are a riot!
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Not sure that this qualifies but i'm gonna post anyway...cause i'm like that.

Talking to Snack on messenger this morning. He leaves to go get a hair cut.

Then about 10 minutes later i get a message...something like this:

ql23kij42klfkj alaksjdfl.

This is something we do if we are upset or aggrevated, just wiggle our fingers on the keyboard.

So i type:

honey, are you upset? Did she not have time to cut your hair?

Then i see "snacktime is typing a message"

So i wait, and i wait and i wait. Nothing.

I call His phone..no answer. Now i'm getting a little worried. Has a bankrobber serial killer entered into his home and drown Him in the tub with a broom? Did He need a haircut so bad that He lost it and kidnapped the hair cut lady? Did He fall and is foaming at the mouth from a heart attack? All sorts of things going through my mind.

Finally, He calls.....He is at the hair place. All is well.

We figured out the message i got was from His kitty kats.
I caught the culprit when I came home. Odey was on the floor near the coffee table love seat (LOL)
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i agree with this!...but if any of us decide to do this there will be no pointing and whispering behind my--i mean that persons back
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I make it a habit to talk about people to their face. Ask Organic. I do it to him all the time.
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Not sure that this qualifies but i'm gonna post anyway...cause i'm like that.

Talking to Snack on messenger this morning. He leaves to go get a hair cut.

Then about 10 minutes later i get a message...something like this:

ql23kij42klfkj alaksjdfl.

This is something we do if we are upset or aggrevated, just wiggle our fingers on the keyboard.

So i type:

honey, are you upset? Did she not have time to cut your hair?

Then i see "snacktime is typing a message"

So i wait, and i wait and i wait. Nothing.

I call His phone..no answer. Now i'm getting a little worried. Has a bankrobber serial killer entered into his home and drown Him in the tub with a broom? Did He need a haircut so bad that He lost it and kidnapped the hair cut lady? Did He fall and is foaming at the mouth from a heart attack? All sorts of things going through my mind.

Finally, He calls.....He is at the hair place. All is well.

We figured out the message i got was from His kitty kats.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I bet it was Odey! Punkin is more into verbalizing her thoughts than writing them DOWN!!
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Sitting at the dinner table with Miss Pink and Snack....

Miss Pink: (while looking at the Charlie Brown Christmas tree she got at the Dollar Store)" Papa, I think we got a slutty angel on top of our tree, her skirt won't stay down!"

Me: "That's ok baby,she was cheap and slutty angels need love too."
OMG that was funny!

Oh and I love when we both shrugged our shoulders at Miss Pink and she busted out laughing!
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OMG that was funny!

Oh and I love when we both shrugged our shoulders at Miss Pink and she busted out laughing!
Wait, wait, wait!

Let's paint the whole picture.
Shad compared the slutty angel to me, kinda. I agreed and hy said, you are bad girl, go to my room, I'll be there in an hour.

To which I replied in amazement, an hour???? That's a long time.........To which you BOTH, at the SAME time, mirror imaged each other and shrugged like it was no big deal.
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Wait, wait, wait!

Let's paint the whole picture.
Shad compared the slutty angel to me, kinda. I agreed and hy said, you are bad girl, go to my room, I'll be there in an hour.

To which I replied in amazement, an hour???? That's a long time.........To which you BOTH, at the SAME time, mirror imaged each other and shrugged like it was no big deal.
OMG bad bois!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

huggles my pinky girl.

An hour is a LONG time.

No matter what those two say....shrugs or no shrugs.

You got my vote girl.

ps it's scary how close alike those two think huh.
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Shad compared the slutty angel to me, kinda. I agreed and hy said, you are bad girl, go to my room, I'll be there in an hour.

To which I replied in amazement, an hour???? That's a long time.........To which you BOTH, at the SAME time, mirror imaged each other and shrugged like it was no big deal.
Yes, well see I KNEW you would come in and give the whole story...LOL
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OMG bad bois!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

huggles my pinky girl.

An hour is a LONG time.

No matter what those two say....shrugs or no shrugs.

You got my vote girl.

ps it's scary how close alike those two think huh.
LMAO!

We all laughed!
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Scoote: I know, but by then my hearing will be gone and I won't know or care

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Me: Oh man, my hands are so dry they are cracking. It sucks. I put lotion on and they burn like a mother.

A: I have some great stuff we use at the hospital. Let me get it for you. (Digging through the handbags in her closet). Ok the only problem is this stuff stinks like tampons.

Me: What? You want me to put tampon lotion on my hands?

A: Duh! This stuff is amazing! Just try it!

Me: (Putting it on) Holy crap! It does work. It is like a tampon glove of love for my fingies.

A: I told you! I wish Avon would make a flavor other than tampon.

Me: So, I should probably wash my hands before we make cookies or everyone cookies are going to taste like tampons.

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Default More romantic moments from the Scoote and Jo household...

Laying in bed and Scoote

Jo: Honey, do you have a frog in your butt again?

Scoote: Sounded more like a duck...

Jo: I hope it isn't a very big duck...that could hurt

Scoote looks thoughtful for a moment

Scoote: More like a little one from the sound of it.
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Old 12-24-2010, 01:47 PM   #60
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Default before the duck last night

i never know where my mind will go or what thoughts may pop into them--sometimes at the most inopportune times so anyway...im laying in bed last night waiting on Jo and she walks out half dressed(just underthings)so im looking at her then kinda laugh and make a comment about something being wrong with me


Jo: what r u laughing at?
Me: well dont take this wrong,but it just occurred to me that ur belly pooch is lower--perhaps thats what makes ur butt come up on your back like that
Jo:
Me: no worries honey my ass is so big it pulls my belly up under my boobs


the thought alone almost made me pee on myself
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