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Old 09-17-2012, 04:15 AM   #61
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NTS - Don't stick your cellphone in an empty decorative flowerpot on the nightstand... it's sounds like a dead cow when it vibes in the early morning hours!!!
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When cooking eggs after taking strong medication(pain pills),
Remember to use the pan.Things get a little messay if not.
Duhhhhhh lol
For now you win the award for "The Best Note!" LOL
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YouTube really is forever!! LOL! And no...Carnel and I did not meet our soulmates at the speed date.. lmao... <3

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Don't forget to check the garbage disposal before turning it on.

That "oh shit" look after hearing clinkity clonk and you hastily reach over to shut the power switch off.

The poor, poor metal measuring spoon was all mangled...Now we're minus 1/4 tsp of an expensive set.

However, the set was from my wife's past relationship many years ago.

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NTS... do not panic sometimes harnesses have to be washed and dried. They will be ready for use again soon.
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NTS- Remember what you have learned, remember that you are strong, remember that its all going to be ok and that life has a funny way of showing you the truth. The writing is on the wall and all that fun stuff.Be patient and take the time needed it will all work out it always does the universe is a powerful thing.
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It's called Narcissistic Personality Disorder
ICD-9 Diagnosis Code 301.81

and you've known this about her for over 15 years.
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NTS: You finished it. You are not looking back. It's time for the next chapter. It's time to fly north and live happily ever after. No. Looking. Back!!!
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NTS.... Hy rocks your sock and undies drawer and laughs that you mess it up. That is another definition of a good choice for you!
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Note To Self......

When getting out of a large semi with a loaded trailer attached, you might want to make sure the emergency and service brakes are ON! Kinda don't want the tractor rolling without you in the seat to control it.....Yea, kinda important. Doh!


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NTS - Don't stick your cellphone in an empty decorative flowerpot on the nightstand... it's sounds like a dead cow when it vibes in the early morning hours!!!
***ROTFLMAO!!!!! omg... that is too funny!!
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NTS - start saving Now for next year's Reunion...
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note to self....
work HARD to never keep so much junk just because you are "too tired to deal with it"... you have proved to yourself these few days that you are indeed not like your mother and YOU CAN let go of stuff...
Note to self ...less clutter = less stress and less to pack/move
note to self... when the stuff you touch opens memory boxes... PROCESS THAT SHIT AND LEARN TO LET GO!!
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NTS - When you drop your bags at the bedside after traveling, don't forget they're there in the dark, still, wee hours of the morning... Ya might just trip Grace!! Ugh!!

Nothing was hurt or damaged in the realization of those lumps by the bed... 'cept my pride.
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Nts...dont forget to put coffee in the basket unless you happen to like hot water in the morning insted of french market coffee.
Addendum to Note to Self (and Rock)

p.s.

in addition, it does not work to put the unground coffee beans in the french press hoping for the usual product


nor does it help if you DO grind the coffee only to put the gounds in your cup rather than the press

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p.s.

in addition, it does not work to put the unground coffee beans in the french press hoping for the usual product


nor does it help if you DO grind the coffee only to put the gounds in your cup rather than the press

Can I suggest a Tassimo, put in disk out comes coffee.

Note to Self - Thank god for my Tassimo, coffee making seems difficult.
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NTS - start saving Now for next year's Reunion...
Hey, you took my note LOL

NTS ~ do the same thing Tazz is!
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