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Old 10-31-2011, 02:09 PM   #61
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I took a pain pill...why are you still here?
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Old 11-15-2011, 01:27 PM   #62
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One of my favs!!
"I know some things are better left unsaid.. but you know I'll probably say them anyway.."



"I wont say anything; I'll just offer you a facial expression that suggests you've gone insane"


While your sitting there judging other peoples lives maybe you should take a quick look at yours to make sure its something to brag about!


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Despite the look on my face you're still talking?

Everyone has the right to be stupid,but you're abusing it!

have you always been an asshole,or did you have to work at it?
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but Uncle Buck's is a classic

Tia Russell: Are you crazy?
Buck Russell: I can be.
Tia Russell: You could have taken his head off!
Buck Russell: Yeah, but would he notice?
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I will now be charging a $20.00 service fee for stupidity. There will also be a $40.00 surcharge if the stupidity is accompanied by whining.
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"you ask where I am among the chaos and I simply reply "I am the one who started it"

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"McDonald's is making a deep fried pickle covered in a batter...they are going to call it the Mc Dill Dough"

"Christians say suffer not a witch to live, pagans say do as ye will and harm none, does anyone else see the difference here?"
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I was once told sarcasm is a verbal knife...my goal is to get to verbal ninja sword.
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Let me look in my day planner. NOPE, pleasing you today is not on my agenda.
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"we can fix broke...we can't fix stupid"
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In order for you to insult me...... I would have to value your opinion.
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The bible says "By their fruits ye shall know them"*
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I've done the Hokey Pokey on several occasions, yet I still don't feel that I know what it's all about.
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