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Old 08-08-2017, 09:56 AM   #681
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What do you call a bird that just flew into a fan?



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Q: What did the magician say to the fisherman???

A: Pick a Cod, Pick a Cod!!!



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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the Shell Station...


Why did the turtle go to the Shell Station?

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why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors?



if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!
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............and no doubt he said it in a New York/ New Jersey accent...
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This isn't showing up

It's supposed to say:

Q: What do black cats drink in the afternoon?

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BUT, come on! admit it! you smiled.



A jumper cable walks into a bar, the bartender says "Hey! Don't start anything!"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car."

I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
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Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
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Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make bread? Because it’s a crummy job.

What kind of music did the pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock

Why did the girls let the sweet potato join the band? So they could have a yam session.
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Q: Why do pilgrims’ pants keep falling down? A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band? A: Because he had the drumsticks

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside

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Q: Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? A: Because April showers bring Mayflowers!

Q: What did baby corn say to mama corn? A: Where’s popcorn?

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