fucku haiku

[violaine]

limbs bullet my turn
impassable field of view
severing of stately ties

[Ms. Meander]

One last nor'easter
to temper my Spring Fever
Damn snow! Time for green!

[wolfbittenpoet]

Measurement:

Calculating look
Judge not less ye be judged too
Don't I will not break

[Spirit Dancer]

Spinning the life webs
black widow at midnight draws
forces into her lair.

[Semantics]

please don't stare at me
as though i should say something
i'm fine with silence

[princessbelle]

light that breaths on earth
the sun is finally freed
shadows awaken

[Nina]

my hand is opened
though I extend it to you
I am not a fool

[Nina]

sun replaces rain
in through the windows it beams
rejuvenation

[Tommi]

perfect temperature
~ ~ ~ swimming laps across my mind ~ ~ ~
diving down under

wild wet water jets
~ ~ ~ bubbling over everything ~ ~ ~
jacuzzi dreaming

[Diva]

Painting equals love.
And love makes the world go 'round
So I paint circles...............

[Medusa]

Clip fucking clop, y'all
feel like eating a live cow
and beating some eggs!

[cara]

Avoiding writing
makes evading the sugar
damn near impossible

[princessbelle]

the chimes sing gently
time softly comes unaware
the moment is gone

[Mister Bent]

pulled neck muscle
sleep is uncomfortable
my bleary morning

[Diva]

Party plans are best
When the ne'er~do~wells don't show.
Those who do, enjoy.

[Diva]

My cake~missing egg
Was the best I'd ever made!
Go figure....YUMMIE!

[Diva]

Double~standards...whoa!
You mean, someone's imperfect?
Burn them at the stake!

[Diva]

All over my car
is the yellow pollen stuff!
Doesn't look good there!

[Tommi]

Hey fucku haiku
fucku haiku fucku
so fucku haiku

letters make the words
more words can write a lettes
Hey fucku haiku

[violaine]

someone stopped the main
kept my hands and fingers dry
silver fixtures rest

[princessbelle]

bright the light that shines
the day is ours to concur
night will surely come :moonstars:

[Tommi]

Dum dum Da Da dum
Da kid has lectronic drum
Dum dum ---Da Da dum

:drummer:

Dum dum Da Da dum
Where in the world is his Mom
Dum dum Da Da dum

[Diva]

Brush, paint, a canvas........
A marriage made in heaven,
But there is no ring.

[Kätzchen]

When the chips are down
I Take No Prisoners
Stilettos kick a$$

[weatherboi]

You shimmy and shake.
Your ass and that dress perfect,
Smile always cherry!!!

[Diva]

Leather ottoman,
I bought you for one purpose....
Cats found another. :|

[Diva]

I love bananas!
Benefits? Potassium!
Plus, they're yummie, too! :)

[Nina]

as the sun travels
light begins to break the dark
birds burst into song

[princessbelle]

Energy from peace
Wicked storms have passed by me
The thunder is gone.

[The_Lady_Snow]

Seeing through you

Always have ,you can't hide

Better your game, no?

[Lynn]

Unclogging my drains,
How dare you say it's messy?
You are paid quite well.

[Fancy]

Haiku at red lights
Short and rapidly composed
The passing of things

[Passionaria]

Shaving the kitty
more work than I imagined
velvet dawns white fur
:cat:

[weatherboi]

the day slips away
fuck you motivation man
i can't find you

[Medusa]

Repairmen should leave
I need to poop really bad
Can't crap while they're here!!

[Tommi]

Repairmen should leave
I need to poop really bad
Can't crap while they're here!!

:cracked:

:ymca::dance1:

[Gemme]

Ebon's a food thief.
Stole that shit like it was gold
instead of chicken.

[Nina]

as the stars peek out
sky moves shades from blue to black
twinkle's sweet embrace

[Nina]

a winter's misstep
shovels of shame cast aside
brilliant spring blossoms

[Spirit Dancer]

Enlighten the mind
Satisfy the hidden soul
Wrap me in your words.

[Tommi]

Knowing what I know
Driving hill and dale although
Speeding ticket owe

:police:

[Diva]

Let me tell You this:
Painting is like major drugs!
Paint brush as needle............

[Nina]

the passage of time
soothing balm for battered heart
seedlings break through soil

[The_Lady_Snow]

Suddenly gone
Gnashing, churning, painful ribs
So fucking unpredictable

[Lynn]

Torturing the cats
Errant mole in the basement
Eluding capture

[Diva]

Growing old's ok.
Beer doesn't stop the process.
It stops maturing.

[Diva]

Preacher said, "F YOU!"
I heard him from the pulpit!
Forgivin's real good!

[princessbelle]

run toward the strength
i want to see the music
stand still, touch the song

[Diva]

So, three w's,
DivaLiciousArt Dot Com!
Go see my new stuff!

[Lynn]

I'm not addicted.
I can stop right now. Really.
Facebook means nothing.

[Fancy]

Three a.m., you tease
Eyes should be closed for the night
Sleep is but a dream

[IrishGrrl]

Cock in a blender
I love you sweet and tender
2 x 4 butches

[Tommi]

Cock in a blender
I love you sweet and tender
2 x 4 butches



THE dishwasher to
Oh my gawd not the blender
cock no longer dooo
.! *! !*
:fireman: :fireman::fireman::fireman:

[Diva]

A shame, government!!!!
Our Military unpaid?
I'd fire YOU, I would!

[Nina]

as wild winds blow crazy
old growths do not sway or fall
they stand, impassive

[Nina]

seemingly fragile
falling upon hardened earth
rain sculpts the landscape

[cara]

58 degrees
says thermometer inside
c'mon spring! i'm cold!

[IrishGrrl]

Dont come to call'in
if you dont be a' ball'in
wet pussy, dry purse? no

*edited to add, I guess I need to learn to count. damn!*

[princessbelle]

don't run far from me
I will bring you out my way
it's no use hiding

[Nina]

trumpeting the dawn
songbirds welcoming new day
trees, green leaves, swaying

[Fancy]

Two nights into five
We work so hard we sweat blood
Theatre's sweet Bitch

[Nina]

sunlight was shattered
unbidden, rain burst through the skies
peaceful spring returns

[Nina]

lovely fading light
gently kissing horizon
evening's embrace

[Mister Bent]

it was there, now gone
chicken waiting to be soup
damn you hungry boys

[Diva]

No one calls Diva
Except Julie and Sissy......
many others, too....

:giggle:

[Tommi]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2010/03/peeps-1270011537.jpg


Yellow peeps and me
You know how much I love thee
NO Don't follow me

[Queerasfck]

pussy with hair so fine
or pussy shaved neat just as divine
sweet lips no teeth please

[Diva]

Really neat surprise:
I will reveal it Sunday!
Oh my! TOMORROW!

[violaine]

headlamps on sprinklers

a bird parks on warm concrete

boxcars in the air

[dixie]

This just kinda seemed to fit here... :)

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/memes-and-im-like-mind-blown.jpg

[Diva]

Osama had porn....
Creepy masturbator, yes?
His three wives agree.

[Fancy]

Rain drops scold laughter
Streams crest over vacant fields
Farmers in life vests

[Mister Bent]

Nursery rhyme says
April showers, May does too
I just say, fuck you

[Diva]

Lies by omission;
I should have seen the red flags.
I almost believed.

[Queerasfck]

May is sunny here
You are in the wrong state jerk
doppler is your friend

[Diva]

Give me paint brushes,
Lots of paint and canvases....
That makes me happy!

[violaine]

we could use the rain
florida is far too dry
sending you some sun!

[Fancy]

Dancing in my seat
coffee brings boisterous morn
grouchy people cringe

[Ms. Meander]

My words have meaning
rarely heard or acknowledged
Listen with your heart

[Tommi]

Here use my sunscreen
No Thanks I am in the shade
Now wincing a smile

[Ms. Meander]

I am a number
Nothing more to you, your job
That smile betrays you

My future depends
On this interaction so
Save your platitudes

[Fancy]

red and blue collide
debate that which simply is
give me my damn rights

[Nina]

dawn's darkness fades
first morning tweets sneak in
through open windows

[Tommi]

Along water's edge
Toes waiting to take a swim
Come on, come on in

[Fancy]

Sunburn itch frenzy
Driving me out of my mind
itch itch rub scratch rub

[Diva]

My room is reserved....
Even my gown is ready!
Cabaret? Or ball?

[SoNotHer]

Time for thread bumping,
and letting bad poetry
rule is beyond cool.

[Hollylane]

It wasn’t too hard
Seeing he was a jerkoff
So I lost number

[Hollylane]

Went to work today
Fucked off a lot, still got paid
Boss can kiss my ass

[Ms. Meander]

3 a.m. wet seat
I find intolerable
New rule: all men sit

[Hollylane]

Got a text early
Without a damn “Good Morning”
They can fucking wait.

[scootebaby]

early morning calls
sexy thoughts crossing the line
all day long,smiles

[scootebaby]

late night all night long
neighbors blaring music loud
shut the fuck up please

[Hollylane]

Two favorites lost
Two teams off to Superbowl
Glad I didn’t bet

:|

[Ms. Meander]

Addiction be damned
A higher purpose at hand
It's time to evolve

[WomenMoveMe]

Why does it matter
when it never has before
make up your mind please

[scootebaby]

early morning rise
sun peeking thru the windows
too freakin' early

[Hollylane]

Monday has arrived
With certain expectations
Wish I could stay home

[chai~]

kiss my ass you said
pick a place cuz you're all ass
I blow you a kiss

[chai~]

dear f*cking neighbor
bout time the cops arrived there
nice and quiet now

[Hollylane]

You told me a lot
Asking little about me
What a huge windbag.

[kannon]

mind your P's and Q's
means mind your pints and quarts
you damn sot, you.

[Hollylane]

You don’t like my team
You don’t like my politics
Why are we talking?

[kannon]

My fucku haiku was not directed at anyone from this site. It wasn't even directed at my high school friend who got drunk and threw up in my car. I just thought it was funny that some dude didn't know what mind your P's and Q's means.

[WomenMoveMe]

Oft times I just sit
Never to utter a word
Silence comforts me


Her mirror won't lie
it's a face ravaged by life
so she stops looking


She closed the car door
her dress flutters in the wind
next time she'll wear pants

[socialjustice_fsu]

Her heart was exposed
Cut by sharp knives and feelings
Trying to return

[socialjustice_fsu]

Humiliation
Perched at her doorstep, enter
Sweeping this away

[scootebaby]

minding business
keeping out of the drama
no longer playing

[Hollylane]

Really big noses
stuck in to others' business,
bound to get whacked off.

[genghisfawn]

A swift crescendo,
Months of taut desolation.
I am ready now.

[VintageFemme]

creepy neighbor man
who has angry sex, i will
not miss when i move.

[Parker]

I have much to say
I just do not know how to
Say it anymore

[chai~]

make me jealous? Oh!
I didn't notice, but um...
yeah...good luck with that

your status has changed?
I guess I missed that, sorry
congrats to you both

you just met last week?
Fantastic, and so in love?
Uhaul is booked now?

I wish you the best
true colors do bleed through though
I'll wish her the best

[dixie]

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/funny-pictures-history-dreaming-in-haiku.jpg

[Tommi]

I hab a head code
u know cough cough sniff sniff cough
blow hard anyway



(w)

[tapu]

Today I will write
ev'ry email in haiku
Annoying, I bet



(just my way of saying fucku)

[chai~]

fuck you damn Christmas
too much, I want this and that
too little, Thank You

[A. Spectre]

a stunning regal buck....

oblivious to the pointing rifle

fuck you to the killer

[cinnamongrrl]

Clear mind, open heart

No longer keep us apart,

I'm waiting for you...

[Fancy]

Monday you tried to
blow me down like a stiff wind
I bend with the breeze