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Mister Bent
11-07-2009, 02:51 PM
"A haiku is a non-rhymed verse genre, conveying an image or feeling in two parts spread over three lines. There are 5 syllables in the first sentence, 7 in the second and 5 again in the last sentence."


Get cut off in traffic? Is your boss an asshat? Hate your upstairs neighbor?

Now that you know the rules, why don't you tell us how you really feel?

Here's mine:

Left lane parasite
don't you know it's for passing?
move the hell over

evolveme
11-07-2009, 02:58 PM
You poop in my house.
You're ten months old now, you know?!
What is your problem?

D-Money
11-08-2009, 08:33 AM
new space and fresh paint
ghosts of past tensions linger
i am cynical

Mister Bent
11-15-2009, 01:59 PM
boil on my ass
hiding beneath soft veneer
still, I can see you

Semantics
11-15-2009, 02:44 PM
Look me in the eye
And say that with a straight face
Go on, I dare you

Mister Bent
11-15-2009, 02:56 PM
Bengals belong in zoos
How can they take down Steeltown
Ezee screams outrage!

SuperFemme
11-15-2009, 03:03 PM
Boys are vile things.
Burping, Farting all night long.
I'll miss him soon.

Queerasfck
11-15-2009, 03:34 PM
while my ladee naps
me watch football, eat stale chips
lift heavy big rocks

Gemme
11-15-2009, 03:43 PM
My sweet coworkers,
how do I love thee my pets?
Every two weeks!

Queerasfck
11-15-2009, 03:50 PM
brother, o brother!!
who delights in my torment
spammed your email

Queerasfck
11-15-2009, 03:55 PM
internet friends!
do not hate the unicorn!
horny beast so rare!

evolveme
11-15-2009, 04:11 PM
Chronic daily pain
I want to chop my head off
Just what good is it?

Mister Bent
11-15-2009, 04:14 PM
eat your spam brother
such mess should not be shared
don't make me block you!

Mister Bent
11-15-2009, 04:19 PM
Chronic daily pain
I want to chop my head off
Just what good is it?

lover my lover
your head is more pretty on
your neck, than the floor

evolveme
11-15-2009, 04:21 PM
lover my lover
your head is more pretty on
your neck, than the floor

I just do not care!
Take my head away from me!
I hate it. It hurts.

Diva
11-15-2009, 04:24 PM
legend in your mind
certainly one of a kind
my, my, my, you're blind

Diva
11-15-2009, 04:28 PM
Dammit, girl! No rhyme!!
I don't get it, silly me,
Perhaps I won't play.:bolt:

evolveme
11-15-2009, 04:28 PM
(Diva knows someone
who thinks more about themself
thank she thinks of them!)

Diva
11-15-2009, 04:33 PM
(Diva knows someone
who thinks more about themself
thank she thinks of them!)



ROFL!................:rofl:

bonne-maman
11-15-2009, 04:43 PM
can't think of who to
say a fuck you to, after
plenty of woo-hoo.

evolveme
11-15-2009, 04:47 PM
can't think of who to
say a fuck you to, after
plenty of woo-hoo.

bonne likes to brag, eh?
Bragging is fine if followed
by details, you hear?

bonne-maman
11-15-2009, 04:56 PM
u ladyperson
the little birds are flying
wee message to u.

Diva
11-15-2009, 04:56 PM
bonne likes to brag, eh?
Bragging is fine if followed
by details, you hear?


Mass debator, e
Observant as day is long.
She watches, she scores.

violaine
11-15-2009, 05:45 PM
tetanus toxoid shot
inactivated poison
plus diphtheria

evolveme
11-15-2009, 06:04 PM
Mass debator, e
Observant as day is long.
She watches, she scores.






Mass debater sounds
like masterbator. What is
Diva saying, huh?

Mister Bent
11-15-2009, 06:06 PM
Mass debator, e
Observant as day is long.
She watches, she scores.



Close, but not quite, D.
e is more masturbator
than mass debator


but she will indeed
debate the idea of Mass
is it so holy?

Diva
11-15-2009, 08:12 PM
Mass debater sounds
like masterbator. What is
Diva saying, huh?


Close, but not quite, D.
e is more masturbator
than mass debator


but she will indeed
debate the idea of Mass
is it so holy?


Read between the lines:
Batteries are included...
For Team and alone.




:curtain:

Diva
11-15-2009, 08:33 PM
Roly Poly Ass
I fed you Mac & Cheese-es
Those at Diva's, I smite thee(s)



June is invited ~
Join other poofy asses...
Eat turkey and pie! :D

Diva
11-15-2009, 08:45 PM
Sleeping, snoring dog,
Too bad You can't press Your nose
With opposing thumbs.

:dog:

Diva
11-16-2009, 08:46 AM
Lightning and thunder
Woke me from pleasant slumber.
Where's my Hitachi?



========



Rainy, stormy night ~
The leaves cover my terrace.
Damn leaves! I hate Thee!!!

NJFemmie
11-16-2009, 08:50 AM
Don't think I understand
how this haiku thing works
but I'll give it a try.

Diva
11-16-2009, 08:54 AM
"A haiku is a non-rhymed verse genre, conveying an image or feeling in two parts spread over three lines. There are 5 syllables in the first sentence, 7 in the second and 5 again in the last sentence."


Get cut off in traffic? Is your boss an asshat? Hate your upstairs neighbor?

Now that you know the rules, why don't you tell us how you really feel?

Here's mine:

Left lane parasite
don't you know it's for passing?
move the hell over



Here's Your guidance, S.
It's easy, fun and simple.
N J Femmie, play! :D

Tommi
11-16-2009, 08:55 AM
while my ladee naps
me watch football, eat stale chips
lift heavy big rocks


:pile:Football all day long :bolt:

:musicnote: Makes me happy she sings songs :musicnote:

Half time feed me hun :bowdown::bolt::pile:

NJFemmie
11-16-2009, 08:57 AM
You think it's easy
but you forget blonde moments
that I seem to have.

Tommi
11-16-2009, 09:12 AM
He YEOOOWWWs loud at 5.

Swatting his furry cat ass

Earhquake then in 10. :dimbulb:

Dylan
11-16-2009, 09:28 AM
Your colors shine through
Duplicitous and shallow
No longer of use

Kast
11-16-2009, 09:42 AM
The way I understand it is - The third line is the most important, it's what you're really talking about, the other two are descriptive in an 'off' way of the third, like:

The roaring lion
Ravishes its prey - consumes.
Oh! My dang head hurts.


But, what do I know?...

Diva
11-16-2009, 09:59 AM
The way I understand it is - The third line is the most important, it's what you're really talking about, the other two are descriptive in an 'off' way of the third, like:

The roaring lion
Ravishes its prey - consumes.
Oh! My dang head hurts.


But, what do I know?...


Discuss. :twitch:


Now, MY dang head hurts
When I think of discussion.
"Fucku" means nothing?


<giggle>

KayCee
11-16-2009, 10:05 AM
The bear woke up
spring flowers appear - light
Got to fix breakfast!

Kast
11-16-2009, 10:24 AM
No, Diva, the "fuku" is an added twist to the mix... we like that which is slightly bent? Let me think of one?:

Fullerenes, squaline,
Mercury, no telling what all?
I'm not getting shot!

Diva
11-16-2009, 10:30 AM
No, Diva, the "fuku" is an added twist to the mix... we like that which is slightly bent? Let me think of one?:

Fullerenes, ethanol,
Mercury, no telling what all?
I'm not getting shot!


Bent does work for me.
Diva participates well!
Bend me baby, bend me good!


:fallenangel:

Kast
11-16-2009, 10:39 AM
I liked your flowers, Kat. Is the bacon cooking? Pardon me, honey, while I spank Diva? Is that ok? (Been out here two minutes and in trouble already...)

KayCee
11-16-2009, 10:47 AM
Yeah! Kam..do it NOW!..while she's bent..but ONLY if ya come by..been naughty too!..burnt the bacon!..LOL

Speaking about getting in trouble..FAST..!!http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/images/smilies/freakout.gif

Queerasfck
11-16-2009, 11:44 AM
Chester does back flips
has foamy rabid dog mouth
seeks new dog friends

Diva
11-16-2009, 05:26 PM
I liked your flowers, Kat. Is the bacon cooking? Pardon me, honey, while I spank Diva? Is that ok? (Been out here two minutes and in trouble already...)


Stop teasing me, You!
I like the spankings too much!
Bent over, I'll stay.....


:innocent:

Mister Bent
11-16-2009, 07:53 PM
No, Diva, the "fuku" is an added twist to the mix... we like that which is slightly bent?

Bent does work for me.




Yeah! Kam..do it NOW!..while she's bent..but ONLY if ya come by..been naughty too!..burnt the bacon!..LOL


Y'all rang?


So, yeah, this is slight deviation from the true form of haiku, which has more "rules" than I posted here (but most importantly, a haiku should "paint a mental image in the reader's mind.") Despite rumors to the contrary, though, I'm not that uptight and simply borrowed the verse form for amusement sake.

Carry on.

Diva
11-17-2009, 12:22 AM
I've got Your painting,
Mister Anal Rule Bender.
Gotta bent brush, too.



<giggle>

Medusa
11-17-2009, 12:35 AM
Bad shoe-eating dog
You better be glad you're loved
Fuzzy peach dragon.

Gemme
11-17-2009, 12:35 AM
I'm pure as new snow
and know not of what you speak
but it seems like fun.

Diva
11-17-2009, 08:40 AM
I had a bad dream
About my own 2012:
Pandemonium.

KayCee
11-17-2009, 08:54 AM
Mr Bent came in
Diva too
Kam all along
I'm bent now
Gotta get out of here!

Diva
11-19-2009, 03:32 AM
Sometimes I want heat.
The kind on my ass is best.
Belt, flogger and hand.



:musicnote:

Tommi
11-19-2009, 09:33 PM
Sometimes I want heat.
The kind on my ass is best.
Belt, flogger and hand.


:musicnote:


Sometimes I want heat

The kind on her ass is best

Flat of my hand HOT:leatherdad:

Kast
11-19-2009, 10:17 PM
Spanky haiku thread
This is where the fun is found.
All other threads, ho hum.

lol... (just kiddin')

Mister Bent
11-19-2009, 10:25 PM
blue :sock: what are you?
your secret is safe with me
you keep my cock warm

Softly
11-19-2009, 10:31 PM
blue :sock: what are you?
your secret is safe with me
you keep my cock warm


:giggle:
:cracked:

that's all I got.

Diva
11-19-2009, 11:15 PM
Cock :sock: oh cock :sock:
I say, really, what's the point?
O! THERE is the point!!

:eyebat:

Gemme
11-20-2009, 02:30 PM
blue :sock: what are you?
your secret is safe with me
you keep my cock warm

Cock :sock: oh cock :sock:
I say, really, what's the point?
O! THERE is the point!!

:eyebat:

You people are mean
degrading the common sock
to cover your cock

Queerasfck
11-20-2009, 02:55 PM
You people are mean
degrading the common sock
to cover your cock

No sock on my cock
it ruins the sensation
it's unnatural

Diva
11-20-2009, 06:30 PM
The :sock: just stores it
for later; Safe protection,
It doesn't see dust! :curtain:

Gemme
11-20-2009, 08:18 PM
No sock on my cock
it ruins the sensation
it's unnatural

The :sock: just stores it
for later; Safe protection,
It doesn't see dust! :curtain:


One naturalite
and one cock sock cozy girl
makes for an odd pair

Passionaria
11-21-2009, 02:57 AM
:cigar:NUYORKRICAN

from pen to sketchbook
heart gushing pain phrased beauty
emotions flowing

rivers of poems
verbal enshrinement's to love
volumes bound in pain

each poem a ghost
calling her name back to life
internet hauntings

sentimentos
canciones corta vena
aaaaye Bendito

cut me to the bone
corazón está roto
with death in your eyes

carino mio
my heart could not bear to watch
your suffering for love

~*~

intoxicating
poetic Belladonna
sad tender sadist

poisonous flower
enchant me into darkness
Datura mio

sacrificed my heart
at the altar of your pain
and left me bleeding

so cold tan sola
my hearts blood is on your knife
exquisite Sadist

from my wounded heart
blood red Datura blossoms
in your memory

Tommi
11-21-2009, 06:27 AM
Encore Encore. Passionaria, what powerful words wrapped around the minds eye. :writer:

Mister Bent
11-22-2009, 06:20 PM
knuckle dragging butch
beat my chest, make big fire
stick my :sock: in it

Diva
11-22-2009, 06:43 PM
Don't make me chop wood.
I'm busy doing laundry.
Oh! Those dirty :sock:s

evolveme
11-22-2009, 07:21 PM
Tonight in Target
I fell again. Fuck you strange
brain disease. You suck.

Miami
11-23-2009, 06:17 AM
Anger seeps from me,
I strive to heal the pain now,
By watching her smile.

Passionaria
11-23-2009, 05:41 PM
Encore Encore. Passionaria, what powerful words wrapped around the minds eye. :writer:

Thank you! I was afraid this might be offensive to some...... I appreciate your supportive words.

:candle: Pashi

Mister Bent
11-23-2009, 05:47 PM
Thank you! I was afraid this might be offensive to some...... I appreciate your supportive words.

:candle: Pashi

It's the fucku haiku thread, we come to be offended.

Your piece was not the least offensive, to me. Tale told in elongated haiku, well done!

Mister Bent
11-23-2009, 05:47 PM
my bottle of gin
where are you when I need you?
oh damn! I quit you

Passionaria
11-23-2009, 06:04 PM
It's the fucku haiku thread, we come to be offended.

Your piece was not the least offensive, to me. Tale told in elongated haiku, well done!

your warm welcome felt
kind words appreciated
Thank you Mister Bent

:candle: Pashi

evolveme
11-23-2009, 06:44 PM
Mother, you are nuts,
but we've known this now for years.
(You talk to dead folks!)

bonne-maman
11-23-2009, 11:21 PM
I am not alone
in my bed with Peter Pan.
It's a little strange.

:junesmiley:

Diva
11-24-2009, 06:33 AM
You are paralyzed.
Death would have been far too kind.
You should stay......and watch.

Diva
11-24-2009, 06:37 AM
Let me tell You all;
And it needs to be ok.....
Let's deal together.

Diva
11-24-2009, 06:41 AM
Sissy, my Sissy,
I'm glad I'm Your example!
Like Strumpet, like Tart! :toast:

Medusa
11-24-2009, 09:18 AM
Someone just farted
Nasty office-mates, you suck
Fart in your own cube!

Mister Bent
11-24-2009, 08:24 PM
take your toys and go
and your ugly backlash, too
don't think you'll be missed

Diva
11-24-2009, 09:20 PM
I love cream soda!
Who can describe its goodness?
Who cares? It's yummie!

Queerasfck
11-25-2009, 12:18 PM
take your toys and go
and your ugly backlash, too
don't think you'll be missed

Eloquent bro Bent
your haikus without any peer
splendid like my hair

MaryBailey
11-25-2009, 05:31 PM
Turkey Day evening
O! Gobble gobble gobble
Now I need a nap.

violaine
11-25-2009, 05:58 PM
sky about to fall
forecast of snow tomorrow
clouds hang low today.

Diva
11-26-2009, 01:53 AM
Good friends and laughing.
Oh my goodness, I'm thankful!!
Tears of happiness...........

Mister Bent
11-28-2009, 10:47 AM
mouth breathing cro-mag
didn't your mama tell you -
not polite to stare

Diva
11-28-2009, 06:12 PM
The house is quiet.
Love makes it a perfect home....
All calm and all bright.

Semantics
11-28-2009, 06:53 PM
Dear crazy neighbor
Blow your leaves the other way
Fucking grizzly bear

Semantics
11-28-2009, 07:29 PM
Deadyboy loves ass
And trips to the post office
No crispy girls, though
:vigil:

Mister Bent
11-28-2009, 07:50 PM
o punctuation
please use it, don't misuse it
posts without, just crap

bonne-maman
11-28-2009, 09:24 PM
Someone is pouty.
I've no patience for pouty.
Go whine somewhere else.

Mister Bent
11-28-2009, 09:29 PM
no time for nonsense
bonne offers cheese for your whine
get right, or go home

bonne-maman
11-28-2009, 09:37 PM
no time for nonsense
bonne offers cheese for your whine
get right, or go home

cheese and wine sound good,
but I already consumed
a month of food, urp.

Mister Bent
11-30-2009, 07:09 PM
damn charging system
no love from alternator
new one on tuesday

MaryBailey
12-13-2009, 03:02 AM
Always knew you would
Try my ex once I was gone
What a boring fuck

Diva
12-13-2009, 10:18 AM
Christmas lights, what fun!:cheerleader:
Over the river and done!
With Pepsi & cheese!

:smileyXmasTree:

apretty
12-13-2009, 10:55 AM
Always knew you would
Try my ex once I was gone
What a boring fuck

sister, where are youuuuu?
i hear it's fleet weak, what are you gonna wear? :army::army::army::army::army:

Queerasfck
12-13-2009, 11:23 AM
Smoking a turkey
waiting for deliciousness
a good long fortnight.

Diva
12-13-2009, 11:24 AM
Toilet, TP,
The two go together, yes?
Having none? Bad news!!!

:blink:

Tommi
12-13-2009, 11:54 AM
Chargers bolt at one
As Dallas burns in the sun
Tight end Gates outruns

December must wins
San Diego leaves Texas:
Heading home with win
:pile::hospital-snoopy:

Queerasfck
03-14-2010, 08:57 PM
On the tv, Bond
guns, gadets, pussy, galore
she loves my goldfinger

Diva
03-14-2010, 10:41 PM
I won't rise to it:
Your baiting is so silly.....
I don't do that fish.

Diva
04-21-2010, 09:59 PM
Lime green box cutter,
You have a special drawer.
I must keep You safe!


:eyebat:

moxie
04-21-2010, 10:15 PM
crack pipe in my sights
why did i have to see you?
this part of job sucks

Spirit Dancer
04-21-2010, 10:39 PM
Test me, feel on me
exploding dye inside me
fuck off cell and die

betenoire
04-21-2010, 11:23 PM
pretty poison posts
poked princess pottymouth
alliteration

Diva
04-21-2010, 11:25 PM
Don't dis da Diva's
Disertation deliv'ry
Alliteration

betenoire
04-21-2010, 11:37 PM
My coffee cup hath
Runneth all empty and stuff
Who will bring me more?

apretty
04-21-2010, 11:55 PM
it's too late to drink
coffee if you expect sleep
in the next two days.

hark, literati!
an nfl draft draws nigh
doth steeler's trade (our fair) ben?

betenoire
04-21-2010, 11:58 PM
Sleep is for the dead
Except maybe not vampires
OH MY GOD HOW GOTH

Medusa
04-22-2010, 02:20 PM
Someone is nasty.
Grown women pee on the seat.
Really? Are you three?

Queerasfck
04-22-2010, 02:54 PM
June's book of rules
will be a popular read
if you like fiction

Mister Bent
04-22-2010, 05:43 PM
fucku revival
warms my fucking heart to bits
resucitate this!

Diva
04-22-2010, 06:21 PM
Five thousand, it comes!
Thanks to word games and the quotes ~
Maybe a party?

:rose:

Tommi
04-22-2010, 08:14 PM
Diva hit enter
Now and again and again
One times five thousand
:pile::lol2::cheer:

betenoire
04-22-2010, 10:08 PM
HEY NOW! Look at me!
Clever and twirling and shit!
I've no self esteem.

Medusa
04-22-2010, 11:56 PM
You "Birther" assholes!
What toilet did you come from?
Ignorant shitbags!

Soon
04-23-2010, 12:34 AM
Peaceful and deep sleep
I hate how you elude me
I miss you so much.

betenoire
04-23-2010, 01:46 AM
June's signature line
Such woo-woo hippie bullshit
So what the fresh hell?

betenoire
04-23-2010, 02:45 AM
Junebug lo-oves me
And she wants to ki-iss me
Stretching syllables

moxie
04-25-2010, 07:16 PM
Expectations are
no longer on the table
lie in bed alone

Soon
04-25-2010, 07:20 PM
Sunday nights suck big
Three days off and want some more
Tomorrow can wait.

Spirit Dancer
04-25-2010, 08:30 PM
Refraining I do
fallacy facade
intriguing not true

Medusa
04-25-2010, 08:54 PM
Neighborhood doggie,
Piss on my bushes again,
you little asshole.

Spirit Dancer
04-25-2010, 09:04 PM
Refraining I do
fallacy facade on you
intriguing not true

fixing my faux paux

Diva
04-26-2010, 05:06 AM
The "B list" is fine.
Good things start with that letter:
Butter, butt, bacon............


:goodscore:

Passionaria
04-27-2010, 09:32 AM
Online dating sucks
I need to look in your eyes
to know you for real

:cat: Pashi

Diva
04-27-2010, 07:54 PM
I love the show Glee,
it makes me miss my singing:
My voice is old.

moxie
04-30-2010, 05:01 PM
Inadequacy
Ever constant reminder
I'm never enough

Diva
04-30-2010, 06:53 PM
Chickens, oh chickens!
I can hardly wait for you!
I will love you up!

:farmchicken:

FullCircle
05-02-2010, 07:40 AM
The best things in life
are free; the air that we breathe,
sunshine, laughter, love.

Diva
05-02-2010, 08:38 AM
I like planting things....
Even getting dirty hands.
Flowers blooming....good.

Mister Bent
05-02-2010, 09:08 AM
planting my hands deep
fertile terrain inside you
growing arousal

Spirit Dancer
05-02-2010, 09:20 AM
Plantable desires
Nurturing beyond the mind
bloom here amongst us

violaine
05-02-2010, 11:29 AM
penetrative edge
on a kitchen counter rests
responsive to wit-

Mister Bent
05-02-2010, 12:03 PM
stupid face please dont
cry naked at me again
ignore is my friend

Soon
05-02-2010, 07:03 PM
I never saw you
Parking ticket is now late!
Credit card is sad.

betenoire
05-13-2010, 10:12 PM
Loose Cannon Bullshit
Histrionics all the rage
Rein in that temper

Diva
05-13-2010, 11:29 PM
My daughter is home!
We had sushi at Haiku!!!
I'm not kidding! For realz!

Medusa
05-13-2010, 11:57 PM
Insomnia Sucks.
But sometimes it really ROCKS!
Just not for tonight.

Medusa
05-14-2010, 07:27 AM
T-Rex arms are hot,
when combined with "babygirl",
June throws a hissy.
:clap:

Soon
06-24-2010, 09:26 PM
Almost Friday, I

can see the weekend so close

I wait for release.

:candle:

Diva
06-24-2010, 09:51 PM
Give me this job, please.
It's the only time I'll beg....
That YOU will hear, bud! :eyebat:

Passionaria
07-21-2010, 01:16 PM
reductionism
is not a theory to judge
the worth of a heart

:candle:

Queerasfck
09-16-2010, 07:49 PM
Yesterday trauma
my hair is now in the trash
Samson gone for now.

Queerasfck
09-16-2010, 08:00 PM
Run faster quick fox
short legs carry you away
play another day!

Mister Bent
09-16-2010, 08:09 PM
Yesterday trauma
my hair is now in the trash
Samson gone for now.



Ezee trimmed his locks
Semper Fi, motherfucker!
Next time use Flowbee

Diva
09-16-2010, 09:05 PM
I want a deep love.
I won't settle, not one inch.
I want eight inches.

rlin
09-20-2010, 08:51 PM
Online dating sucks
I need to look in your eyes
to know you for real

:cat: Pashi


Fuck a bunch of eyes!
They sure's hell don't tell me shit...
A big huge-assed joke.

Spirit Dancer
09-20-2010, 09:12 PM
Dissipating life
mirror images shattered
an abyss of waves.

Diva
09-20-2010, 09:14 PM
Walking just for me ~
Counting songs on the treadmill....
I'll feel lighter soon!

Queerasfck
09-21-2010, 07:20 PM
tomorrow they come
visitors from beyond
death bell tolls for me


:dead:

rlin
09-27-2010, 02:16 AM
even in OT,
i didnt expect the win.
Saints went marching off

Ms. Meander
09-27-2010, 07:23 AM
barking little dogs
sleepless nights are my reward
now i take my leave

IrishGrrl
09-27-2010, 08:54 AM
It doesnt make sense
the world around me in flames
I need a firefighter

rlin
10-01-2010, 04:07 PM
i know for sure now...
those times that i knew my mind...
i prolly didnt...

Diva
10-01-2010, 07:57 PM
Isn't THAT the truth!?!
I agree with what's above:
I'm crazed, I admit.

:eyebat:

rlin
10-02-2010, 10:04 AM
amazing really
how much can be said out loud
hiding in haiku

rlin
10-03-2010, 06:26 PM
really fukn mad
i shouldnt let myself be
wonder what i am

rlin
10-06-2010, 11:38 AM
why should i feel this...
wicked emotional shit?
fukn menopause.
:seeingstars:

Semantics
10-06-2010, 12:20 PM
finger spell fuck you
at drivers who cut you off
then give them a smile

Mister Bent
10-06-2010, 06:19 PM
sinus misery
dayquil offers no relief
pass me a tissue

Diva
10-06-2010, 08:14 PM
Cream always rises;
People watch, pay attention
to consistency.

Diva
10-06-2010, 08:27 PM
Did You feel that then?
Because nothing has changed there.
Cumming overrules.

Passionaria
10-06-2010, 09:14 PM
Magenta Sari
drapes over my antique french table
golden threads glisten

hearts travel through time
while a cup of fragrant tea
makes love to honey

Diva
10-27-2010, 12:20 AM
I love fuckery.
Fuckery follows me 'round ~
Places fuck'ry goes.

Passionaria
10-27-2010, 12:45 AM
you can go and buy
a big bulging cock but you
can't buy cajones

:kissy: Pashi

Spirit Dancer
10-29-2010, 12:28 PM
Blindsided by you
The blade burns within my back
Trust forever gone

Passionaria
11-08-2010, 08:00 PM
exasperated
my bullshit barometer
hit TILT and got stuck

:4femme:

Tommi
12-15-2010, 02:56 AM
linger a moment
hands in your hair come closer
head thrown back strapped

looped neck tightly pulled
designed to keep you where i want
bound breasts entwined shrine

shibari knarled knots
stretching tight valley now crossed
arms back now ready

spinning galaxy
climb upon my stead and ride
into my dark world
hold steady the bite
faint heart brings sub drop

released from earths hold
tied around your equator
don't move don't breath come

Diva
12-15-2010, 01:23 PM
I eat my sandwich:
Bologna and cheese, mayo.
It is a cheap meal!

scootebaby
12-15-2010, 01:59 PM
my patience runs thin
employees act like children
never listening

repetitiveness
usually makes a habit
nothing but blank stares

Diva
12-15-2010, 02:50 PM
Friendship is the best!
Communication blends well
with understanding.

Spirit Dancer
12-16-2010, 09:04 PM
Halo dented fuck it,
Dancing with danger, what fun
fireworks to ensue.

Diva
12-16-2010, 10:30 PM
I'm a little gnat......
Buzzing around, innocent!
Innocent, I say!


:eyebat:

scootebaby
12-16-2010, 10:35 PM
chocolate pudding
small orgasm for my mouth
heaven in a spoon

afixer
01-11-2011, 11:35 AM
years have passed by slowly

it was always going to be there

I was wrong to believe

Lynn
01-11-2011, 01:24 PM
Fundamentally,
it doesn't take a genius
to see what's right there.

Kätzchen
01-15-2011, 12:58 PM
Four weeks from today
You'll have your shit straight, got it?
(said with steely glazed eyes)

Ms. Meander
01-15-2011, 02:05 PM
I woke suffering
Wrongly blamed last night's cocktails
Sadly, tis the flu

cara
01-15-2011, 02:07 PM
dear new acquaintance
i thought you were nice but now
you are just creepy

Diva
01-15-2011, 05:18 PM
Mexican food ~ YUM!
That with a family of
Mexicans ~ BETTER!


My daughter's new guy?
He's so neat, I can't stand it!
Fam'ly is great, too!

rlin
01-15-2011, 06:18 PM
passive aggressive...
the fuckedupedest of traits -
but... what the hell... eh?

Diva
01-17-2011, 08:49 PM
Conversation's great!
Be open, honest and real,
Or it doesn't work.

Semantics
01-17-2011, 09:12 PM
untangling slinkies
at the dining room table
neverending job


no one could agree
on how many syllables
that goddamn word had

Diva
01-18-2011, 10:44 PM
Taken by surprise.....
I'm truly blown away, YES!
My art is selling!

Passionaria
01-19-2011, 08:10 PM
No mood for cooking
fresh veggies don't cook themselves
neither does the fish

:sushi::fishswim::sushi:

Diva
01-20-2011, 10:30 PM
I'm an Alpha Femme,
And wear that tipped crown proudly.
But remove for Him............

Ms. Meander
03-18-2011, 07:21 AM
Kind words mask insult
The depths of which hurt my heart
I remain unknown

Tommi
03-18-2011, 07:51 AM
I was lost in time
But found my way home last night
The gate was open

Fancy
03-18-2011, 08:27 AM
Damn new chapstick tube
Stuck in your own plastic tomb
Need you on my lips

Diva
03-18-2011, 08:36 AM
The victim pays bucks
When the criminals do fuck
With stuff not their own.

Lynn
03-19-2011, 11:12 AM
Sitting on my ass.
Another Saturday blown.
I'll do it next week.

Diva
03-19-2011, 11:29 AM
I found my charger!
My camera has new life!
No pics on the phone!

Semantics
03-19-2011, 11:54 AM
I was sick of it
That old, tiresome status line
but I'm still single

Mister Bent
03-19-2011, 02:12 PM
Too old for late night
Lower East Side frivolity
dragging ass today

Medusa
03-19-2011, 02:18 PM
Phone rings constantly
To stop it from ringing I
shove it up your ass.

Queerasfck
03-19-2011, 07:39 PM
Fountain of youth (http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/16/dining/16bartenderrex1.html) found
liquid over ice in my glass
then, make it a double.

Diva
03-19-2011, 11:04 PM
Having art laughed at
Makes me want to stab an eye.
Not mine, honey, yours.

Diva
03-20-2011, 06:56 AM
Solitude, my friend,
Is my nationality.
I'm Queen & servant.

Tommi
03-20-2011, 09:19 AM
I knew the music
But could not sing all the words
Humming with a smile

Nina
03-20-2011, 09:50 AM
witness my first try
merging meaning into form
wish to get it right

Stacy
03-20-2011, 09:52 AM
Damn you chubby knee
Stop hurting! I can't take it.
Please quit complaining.

Nina
03-20-2011, 11:59 AM
an innocent look
you mistake as vulnerable
will expose your game

Nina
03-20-2011, 12:00 PM
my teeth they do itch
no good substitute for meat
is hot, buttered, toast

Nina
03-20-2011, 12:01 PM
entice me no more
wafting scent of roasting meat
the brand sears its' mark

Nina
03-20-2011, 12:02 PM
trying so hard to
hurry in the springtime sun
the birds sing louder

Medusa
03-20-2011, 12:38 PM
I was going to
work out in the yard today,
titty sweat stopped that.

The_Lady_Snow
03-20-2011, 01:14 PM
The Planet's quick fix
Led to a hit
Love, cuddles, & wit

Nina
03-20-2011, 02:14 PM
I have lost my taste
this week I may lose much more
the oven is still on

Nina
03-20-2011, 04:29 PM
dizzying twirls pull
at the edges of my dress
convention flies free

Diva
03-21-2011, 01:51 AM
Silence deafening,
It seems that's how we roll here:
Not spoken, not done.

Diva
03-21-2011, 01:53 AM
Some have rage......it's fine.
But if I have rage, it's not.
Unjust? Distrust lives.

Nina
03-21-2011, 10:11 PM
predictably shrill
desperation overflows
you hide the mirror

Spirit Dancer
03-21-2011, 11:42 PM
Axis spinning fast
sleepless tears pouring salt drops
catching each with hugs.

Diva
03-22-2011, 05:38 AM
Compassionate friends
always want the best for me.
That's heaven to me! :heartbeat:

Nina
03-22-2011, 08:16 AM
still, yet to unfold
the day is a new doorway
what will be, will be

The_Lady_Snow
03-22-2011, 09:15 AM
Silent, senseless, deadly disease

You take her

This is not how it should be.

Diva
03-22-2011, 09:18 AM
Some days, death makes sense.
Some days, total fuckery.
Death is a mean Bitch.

And when it makes sense,
It can't come quickly enough.
Slow isn't better.

Nina
03-22-2011, 02:50 PM
I searched a new door
a back window will not do
you too, are precious

Nina
03-23-2011, 09:13 AM
new dawn awakens
actions taken, yielded grace
lesson hard fought; learned

Nina
03-23-2011, 09:41 AM
no smoke, nor mirror
can obscure the reflection
of untainted love

Diva
03-23-2011, 10:10 AM
Painting makes me smile!
Who knew I had it in me?
It was there...inside.

Diva
03-23-2011, 10:11 AM
Turn my ass and spank.
My begging can't get louder.
Maybe then, it can...........

Nina
03-23-2011, 03:18 PM
fear borrows the key
insisting upon entry
I have changed the lock

Mister Bent
03-24-2011, 06:43 PM
instability
of the emotional sort
has no place at work

Semantics
03-25-2011, 08:33 AM
Hope it's not a sign
That I walked out my front door
And stepped in entrails

May not be a sign
But it should be a lesson
Look before you step

Ms. Meander
03-25-2011, 09:12 AM
I like hot water
The better to bathe with
I'm feeling grody

Diva
03-25-2011, 09:54 AM
Sissy calls me names.
I like it because it's true.
Sissy is a tramp.

cara
03-25-2011, 10:10 AM
second attempt at
post office to retrieve mail
send luck and patience

Medusa
03-25-2011, 10:27 AM
Lots to do today
but want to play in the yard!
Work can SO suck it!

Diva
03-25-2011, 10:34 AM
Lots to do today
but want to play in the yard!
Work can SO suck it!

But titty sweat sucks;
Didn't You say that 'while back?
Another day, yes?

:)

weatherboi
03-25-2011, 11:21 AM
invisible lines
not hard to see them drawn next
energy takes flight

Diva
03-25-2011, 09:43 PM
Passive aggressive
really stinks in a big fight
Who's gonna win THIS?

Diva
03-25-2011, 09:44 PM
Take a risk, li'l girl!
It's really good stuff you do!
Just believe in YOU.

afixer
03-26-2011, 07:13 AM
things we think we know.

life affords me all that I need.

the rain washes over me.



.

Nina
03-26-2011, 07:31 AM
to say, I miss you
is to say, it is dark, as
sun and moon eclipse

Diva
03-26-2011, 06:12 PM
Mr. Kerouac,
Where have You been all my life?
My lovely excuse!


I'm Divine Madness!
I have been all of my life!
I am now defined!

Diva
03-27-2011, 08:12 AM
Death stinks for those left.
Embrace it, reality..........
Heaven's much better.

Nina
03-27-2011, 09:33 PM
happily you're there
in your daddy chair, watch me
eat a sweet eclair

Nina
03-27-2011, 09:35 PM
if I make the words
slow stroke, deep and hard, push pound
will you turn your head?

Tommi
03-27-2011, 09:46 PM
Dawn squirted past me
Bubbles shining in the sink
No Kitty don't lick

Nina
03-28-2011, 02:36 PM
do not keep secret
your knowing of Right and Wrong
laugh into the wind

Nina
03-28-2011, 04:46 PM
as you and your ego
struggle to get in the door
I sip an iced tea

Spirit Dancer
03-28-2011, 05:26 PM
Mind Fuck, pulsating
command, demand, submitting
an awakening.

Nina
03-29-2011, 02:29 PM
some like tit for tat
I much prefer the cup, filled
to overflowing

Diva
03-29-2011, 10:35 PM
Snoop Dog is on now.
Are you kidding me, for real?
He gets the big bucks. :|

Tommi
03-30-2011, 12:30 AM
Tonight I know it
Put it right there beside me
Lips whisper softly

Nina
03-30-2011, 09:18 AM
just seven days
arbitrary measurement
of astounding change

weatherboi
03-30-2011, 09:44 AM
watch me laugh showing
my teeth will reveal my mood
released to fetch lies

The_Lady_Snow
03-30-2011, 09:46 AM
Death came knockin' to soon
Silent, Sleep, Good-bye
How I'll miss her voice

Nina
03-30-2011, 10:37 AM
it is possible
I may have been mistaken
for someone who cares