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[Arwen]

Um, I don't think this is how we play Telephone, mates.

[Rook]

Roger darling...we just finished...Wouldn't u rather have carrot cake?...Oh alright, but make it Fast..

[Isadora]

Hey, it is ALL about the hair.

[The_Lady_Snow]

These are real.................. 100%

[Rook]

Yellow : Hey, scoot Over !!
Orange : Oooh, that blue's lookin Sexy-Sexy, arooo...
Green : Is that Egyptian Cotton?
Blue: Hey !! Git yer hand off my Dick!!
Purple : I feel pretty and witty and GAAAAAY ♪♫
Red: this is what I get for hangin' with sophomores

[Arwen]

Never eat a porcupine whole.

[Gemme]

I'm ready for my close up.

[Rook]

Whaddaya mean does it match the Drapes?!?!

[NJFemmie]

That @!*&^$*@^ hairstylist! I told her curls! CURLS (@#&(*@#&(*!

[Gemme]

Burn, baby, burn!

[NJFemmie]

My other car is a dragon.

[Fancy]

...like a candle in the wind

[Cowboi]

along came a spider and sat down beside her

[Fancy]

She thinks my tractor's sexy

[Rook]

Harry!!!NOOOOO..wait..oh shit...stay....perfectly...still...

[Fancy]

Origin of the Species

[Isadora]

Don't be callin me Itsy Bitsy.

[NJFemmie]

Must you stare?

[Pixie]

Tip me over and pour me out!

[Fancy]

Surrender the chocolate, or the bear gets it!

[NJFemmie]

If I don't move, maybe that frog won't notice me hanging here....

[MrSunshine]

You want to drip hot wax on my whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

[GoofyLuvr]

It's alllll about the 'tude, don'tcha know.
:grindevil:

[NJFemmie]

So many fairies, not enough water sprites.....

[Fancy]

Let me light the way...

[Linus]

Take me to your tuffet

[scootebaby]

i only look harmless

[Gemme]

Crap! I just shaved yesterday and NOW look at me. :blink:

[scootebaby]

you're kinda cute.....for a monkey!

[Fancy]

Bifocals already?!? I'm only 5.

[Gemme]

Is that....is that a cricket? I haven't had one of those in a long time.

[MrSunshine]

and I'll hit your peter with a pan if you try to talk that shit to me again. and no, you cannot touch my tights!

[The_Lady_Snow]

Speaking Truth....

[Pixie]

Drop the towels on three....1....2....

[The_Lady_Snow]

I am going to love him, and squeeze him and.....

[Gemme]

The line for waxing begins here!

[The_Lady_Snow]

Follow me, I can lead you into.....

[Gemme]

Everybody drop the towels on 1...2....

[Fancy]

I feel pretty, oh so pretty, and witty, and...

[GoofyLuvr]

I think my eyes were bigger than my stomach. :|

[waxnrope]

get that fly swatter away from me!

[Passionaria]

When you want them to come closer, whisper......... :cat:

[Fancy]

Once, twice, three times a heart-lady

[IrishGrrl]

you arent gonna hurt me are you?!

[MrSunshine]

back, back, back it up woo.

[waxnrope]

sorry pal, no roosters allowed ...

[Gemme]

They don't make telephone booths as big as they used to.

[Fancy]

Do these wings make my butt look....?

[Isadora]

NO, my name is NOT Charlotte.

[MrSunshine]

Ummm, my eyes are up here!

[Fancy]

Rock the cock

[Gemme]

Can someone help me out here...I'm stuck.

[JakeTulane]

do you SEE my WINGS? DO you, hmmmmm? hmmmmmmmmm? They are right there behind My beautiful hair.

[Isadora]

I smell divineeeeeeeeee.

[Leigh]

How do you like my nails?

[2myladyblue]

:pirate: Harrr! Ahoy Matey! :pirate-steer:

[waxnrope]

my tail is up for a reason ... look out below!

[Arwen]

The "eyes" have it.

[Isadora]

It's a redhead thing, you wouldn't understand.

[The_Lady_Snow]

Place drink here......

[Fancy]

Let the flag fly!

[Isadora]

The web is my life.

[chefhottie25]

The girls want out

[Gemme]

The girls want out

Static electricity...it'll really get ya.

[scootebaby]

hmmph,peter pans a wuss!

[Rook]

Uhh, tarzan...I'm a chimp, and I just *know* That doesn't go there......or there.....umm, let's call it a day?.... :blink:

[Isadora]

It started out with bleaching my teeth...

[Shadowboi2010]

Insert shot glass here....

[Gemme]

Not many know of this rare species of scorpion called Gonnastabyerass, found in the higher elevations in Arizona.

[scootebaby]

is that ALL for me???

[Isadora]

I mean, I do like sculpture. The Thinker gets bronze I get socks?

[Fancy]

And now....let us pray.

[Gemme]

If she sings that song one more time....I'll run up her spout.

[Kätzchen]

See my pretty, pretty Wings???

[Gemme]

Two for the price of one.

[Cowboi]

You are tickling my nose with those wings!!!

[GoofyLuvr]

Time to start fixin up the fields, maw.

[Isadora]

It is flesh colored, I am a good fairy, I am.

[JakeTulane]

IF.. I have told you once.. I have told you a thousand times.. My EYES are up here

:sunglass:

[Isadora]

I love a good cologne. *dabs some here and there*

[Ebon]

Did I make you forget your name again?

[Leigh]

Four aces, HA I win again :p

[Isadora]

Well, shiver my timbers, it's wench or whiskey. Aye, or maybe both.

[Gemme]

On your knees. Now!

[Shadowboi2010]

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.

[waxnrope]

which one of those is the stinger?

[Fancy]

Ride it like you mean it.

[Rook]

"uhhh....dude....have u ever heard the song 'itsy bitsy spider'??? it's raining, HELLOOO?!?!"

[Fancy]

The dryer doesn't eat socks. It's the sheet!!

[NJFemmie]

The spider lowered to sit down beside her, but then realized it lowered itself next to her cat Larry.

[Fancy]

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake...
(Bob Hope)

[Rook]

Ummm.....didnt u just literally eat your fuckbuddy? I'll pass!!!!

[Andrew, Jr.]

Get me out of here!

[Fancy]

This is where I want to be.

[Isadora]

Seriously, you would be surprised what I can do with my legs. All of them.

[scootebaby]

does this make my boobs look bigger?

[Fancy]

Dude, seriously. Just read Darwin....

[Isadora]

Spidergirl, Spidergirl, does whatever a spider can!

[NJFemmie]

Next time on Twin Peaks....

[Isadora]

Blow Me. :sunglass:

[NJFemmie]

Ready.....aim ...... FIRE!


*pew pew*

[Isadora]

wax on....wax off

[NJFemmie]

Not only are they named, they also have social security numbers.

[Shadowboi2010]

I prefer "two handed" waxplay.

[Gemme]

Now, relax and tell me what pops into your head as you look at this image....

[Isadora]

*sneeze* damn fairy dust

[Linus]

And just what do you think you are doing? *foot tapping*

Why aren't I getting a hug?

[Passionaria]

I am's what I am's and that's all that I am's ~ Popeye

[Scorp]

Ooh A breeze from the North side of town...Weeeeeeeeeeeeee....

[scootebaby]

all the luck you need right here!

[Isadora]

Day O
Dayyyyy O
Daylight come and me wanna go home.
Hey Mr. Tally man, tally me banana.
Daylight come and me wanna go home.

[Gentle Tiger]

Two that came to mind....

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

and


NOW LOOK HERE!

[waxnrope]

shorts too tight?

[Gentle Tiger]

Just watch me........

[Isadora]

Big eyes...Big hair...Big...

[Arwen]

Why yes. Those are medals. I got them by ripping them off the chests of those who thought they could touch without asking.

Why do you ask?

[Isadora]

Tallulah and I were close. It's a coif thing.

[Arwen]

You put your hands on your hips and do the pelvic thrust.

[Isadora]

My eyebrow *is* arched.

[Scorp]

The tone of this is being said with Isadorable tapping her foot:

"I said to get your buns over here and pour me some Agavero now Scorp!" :scorp:

[Arwen]

If I promise not to fork you, THEN can I come over?

[Isadora]

Turn me on.

[Arwen]

And did you fill out those forms in triplicate, sub?

[Isadora]

Bury the bulb
get an electric plant.

Sorry I just had to...

[diamondrose]

I mean what i say!

[waxnrope]

identical twins?

[Arwen]

Life is a highway
And I'm gonna ride it all night long...

[JakeTulane]

I have an idea. Want to hear it?

[Andrew, Jr.]

Kenneth Cole Sale!

[Scorp]

The lonnng and winding road :grandpiano: (dun dun dun)

[Andrew, Jr.]

I really am good. Honest.

[Gemme]

Welcome to a small town known as Twin Peaks.

[Soon]

My new conditioner minimizes the tangle potential in my wings.

[UofMfan]

...Proud...

[Arwen]

If you get any closer, you are gonna need a parking permit.

[Gemme]

You light up my life

[JakeTulane]

Is my dress a little see through?

[Miami]

Kenneth Cole... Little known half brother to Nat "King" Cole. lol

[Gemme]

Yes, it's my pretty prancing purple unicorn pony...what of it? :weightlifter:

[UofMfan]

Now you see it, now you don't.

[Isadora]

you are beginning to feel very sleeepppyyyyy

[diamondrose]

I don't think so!!!!

[Andrew, Jr.]

Wanna see me tie the stems together with my tongue?

[Enchantress]

They say that when moss grows on trees it's North. God, all I see is moss. Help!

[Passionaria]

I know secret magic of geisha.:bunchflowers:

[Gemme]

It's not what's on the skirt that matters as much as what's under it.

[Andrew, Jr.]

What lovely blonde hair and blue eyes you have!

[Scota_Parisi]

Breadcrumbs? In these woods? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

[JakeTulane]

Please Syr, might I have another? Oh, I see you are digging on my tail. humms.

[Isadora]

I'm so well rounded.

[Gemme]

You don't turn until you are at the END of the runway, girls. The end. Never before.

[Scota_Parisi]

What is with this *ONE* strand of hair in my eyes?! I mean, really!

[Gemme]

As you can see, class, my hands are extended, butt's tucked and my abs are contracted. Proper technique is everything!

[chefhmboyrd]

...............oh my wings feel so light...............

[Isadora]

yes, put your hands like this
it is a strange mating ritual at celebrations
called the bunny hop

[chefhmboyrd]

yes, put your hands like this
it is a strange mating ritual at celebrations
called the bunny hop

show you my best sachet

[Greyson]

Look into my eyes......

[Shadowboi2010]

And the Yankees are up 4-2 in the bottom of the 6th....

[Rook]

Scuze Me??? Tramp Stamp ?!?!?!?1 :blink:

[Shadowboi2010]

Imotep....Imotep

[Delish]

Hmmm....that one is a bunny Dr.

[chefhmboyrd]

with all that is unholy
i command you to rise
o' dark lord of all that is red latex

[Isadora]

Welcome to Anal Probing 101. We will learn...

[SuperFemme]

Mommas skirts. Come in and hide...

[scootebaby]

silly adult,im not smiling at you,its just gas

[Isadora]

Primates make passes
At Monkeys with glasses.

[chefhmboyrd]

this is not what i meant by "topless"

[Isadora]

Hey baby, wanna glow with me?

[Andrew, Jr.]

The most comfortable sandals evah! :hangloose:

[chefhmboyrd]

the long and winding road.................

[Isadora]

If you just turn me to the right a wee bit I vibrate...

[Shadowboi2010]

Ok, I'm going to show you the "Waltz of The Sugarplum Fairy" one last time, then you go.

[SuperFemme]

tattoo you.

[UofMfan]

tattoo you.

Do you like my new headband? I am the cutest baby on earth! I will soon be on a milk carton!

I could go on and on...

[Arwen]

NO I am NOT Batman. Sheesh. Reading counts, people!

[SuperFemme]

you want to put what WHERE?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Duh....

I am less than 6 months old....

[Stearns]

Somewhere under the rainbow... is the rest of me.

[Arwen]

OMG! This Muffet girl just scared the web out of me!

[Stearns]

This is what Josephine looks like

[Gemme]

Dude, that thing has twenty legs...there's no way I'm going over there.

[Enchantress]

I flit and float and flutter. Because I'm a pretty, pretty, princess. Yes I am

[Gemme]

Call me a pretty little thing one more time, mister....

[Enchantress]

Wonder Twin Powers, activate. Form of a fairy!!

[Arwen]

I know. It's a lot of pink. Deal with it.

[chefhmboyrd]

I know. It's a lot of pink. Deal with it.


mmm the back of my hand smells like kittens

[UofMfan]

We come in peace.

[Arwen]

Wanna see me rip my shirt off? HUH? HUH? DO ya?

[Enchantress]

(Spoken with a Southern drawl) Oh Mister Butler, you flatter me so...

[Gemme]

Ninja warrior princess....smells like baby powder.

[chefhmboyrd]

oh peter,
are you sure that captain hook can't see us?

[Gemme]

Just a little closer now...

[Rook]

yes, I look dangerously close to Illegal..but...trust me...it's the Dangerous part you'll just....Love.

[Andrew, Jr.]

Get me outta here! Get me outta here!

[Greyson]

"The long and winding road
That leads to your door
Will never disappear
I've seen that road before
It always leads me here
Leads me to your door"

[chefhmboyrd]

"The long and winding road
That leads to your door
Will never disappear
I've seen that road before
It always leads me here
Leads me to your door"

red hustle is leading on the final turn, as bentherdonethat comes up behind in a flurry, hesnutz is diving in third and wait... i see horned rim coming up out of the pack, he's pushing past the leaders on the rail........

[GoofyLuvr]

3.....2......1.......And we have lift off

[Shadowboi2010]

Yes I'm being serious! Let me sprinkle this dust on you and you'll be able to fly. Now put that vacuum away, I'm serious! No the vacuum will NOT fly across the room!!!

[Enchantress]

Somewhere, somehow, a Ninja is missing his weapon...

[Miami]

Ah, so, you think kittysan cannot defend herself?? Behold! THE CUTENESS OF DEATH!! HIIIIIIYAAAAAA !!!!!!!! LOL

[Enchantress]

I may be purple and look cuddly, but if you come to close I will not hesitate to gore you! I am magical and glittery and you're common. Hands off!

[chefhmboyrd]

I may be purple and look cuddly, but if you come to close I will not hesitate to gore you! I am magical and glittery and you're common. Hands off!

do you think the bow makes my head look fat?

[Greyson]

do you think the bow makes my head look fat?



Speaking of heads........

[chefhmboyrd]

"the Shadow Knows"

[SuperFemme]

scully? scully? are we being followed?

[UofMfan]

I know this is the face that will get me everything I want. Yeah, I know I am adorable!

[Fancy]

Super, the S stands for Super....not stutter.

[chefhmboyrd]

oh little miss muffett!!!!!!!

[Fancy]

Everything is in proportion. Seriously.

[Enchantress]

You didn't invite me in? Are you sure? Because I'm almost positive you did...

[Andrew, Jr.]

I am really thinking of you, me, you, me, you, me, me, me, me...

[Greyson]

I am really thinking of you, me, you, me, you, me, me, me, me...



You know you want to ride..........

[chefhmboyrd]

You know you want to ride..........

this special radio offer only lasts for one hour, buy now, but wait, that's not all..............

[Andrew, Jr.]

Paging Mrs. Right, Paging Mrs. Right. Come in Mrs. Right.

[Rook]

Awww, yeah, hunny, check out my vroom-vroom, wanna hop on for some boom-boom?

[Isadora]

Peace! Make Love not War! Tie Die Lives!

[Rook]

And 1..
And 2..
And 3..Passé...
Now
1..
and 2..
and 3, Attitude !!~snapsnap

[Gemme]

This is what happens when one gets too greedy at the Icee machine.

[Shadowboi2010]

Welcome to Disney!

[chefhmboyrd]

Welcome to Disney!

pa that sure is a funny looking bug..... you sure it's a beetle?

[Andrew, Jr.]

Why yes, we have free shipping.

[Gemme]

Two wheels and an open road make for a dynamic combination.

[Isadora]

Don't be jealous. Imma natural Blond!

[Gemme]

These aren't girl scout buttons and badges, yanno.

[chefhottie25]

the wings really only get in the way when i am performing lap dances

[BoDy*ShOt]

****M.U.S.T. remember to make that dental appointment.....***

[Shadowboi2010]

So tell me, what does the term "double cherry" mean to you?

[BoDy*ShOt]

*pppft* ten fingers ain't got nothin on me!

[Fancy]

The budding dream of a cherry-limeade

[Andrew, Jr.]

No, really I'm a test subject for Raid.

[Isadora]

Don't Bike Nakid.

[Gemme]

This is my best angle.

[Shadowboi2010]

Clean and healthy, with no split ends!

[Isadora]

It started out as a mustache....

[Gemme]

Rubenesque women are well-rounded.

[Shadowboi2010]

Every time you hear a bell....erm, I forget the rest.

[Isadora]

If you tickle me this is what happens. :|

[always2late]

Not even my lines are straight ;)

[Shadowboi2010]

You're dissssstttthhhh-picable!

[AtLast]

Where's my belly button?

:seeingstars:

[Scota_Parisi]

oooh, you gotta jump, jive then ya wail

[WintergreenGem]

The devil made me do it!

[Leigh]

I'm just a flower, blowing in the breeze!

[weatherboi]

I am starving. Please feed me!!

[Scota_Parisi]

It's just a jump... to the left!

[Andrew, Jr.]

Bettie Page is my heroine. Who's yours?

[Shadowboi2010]

2.9% Financing or $1000 cash back on all models.

[Isadora]

IUD Development Model 167/320.

[MysticOceansFL]

It's just a jump... to the left!







"Hope Floats" that was a great movie!

[Gemme]

Good? It's morning. What's so good about it?