Caption the avatar above you

[Isadora]

Don't let the wispy fool you.

[Charming Texan]

Dangerous curves ahead...

[diamondrose]

ME! i'm not evil (in a good way)

[Isadora]

lol I posted over you so deleted it. smiles

Why, Yes, I can tie it with my tongue.

[*Magic_and_Silk*]

I'm.....to sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt....

I'm .....to sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat....what ya think about that??




Seriously, though...you ARE!!

[Isadora]

I am NOT flighty. I am consistent. More than some people I know.

[TexZen]

Count backwards from 10 AND walk a straight line?

:blink:

:police:

[Isadora]

X-ray Vision. :thumbsup:

[Scota_Parisi]

Now, balance the book on your head and stand up straight! Posture is important!

[always2late]

And kneel, and bend, and stretch....c'mon ladies, feel the burn!

[chefhmboyrd]

hi my name is Silly Willy,
you might know my brother Chilly

[Rook]

see?..i told u...sooner or later, you'll have your comeuppance mr. kittybooboo, IT WAS MEEEE AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Arwen]

If I reach out to you, will you reach back?

[Ebon]

teeeehehehehe my fingers look funny!!! I probably shouldn't have eaten those brownies. :blink:

[Arwen]

A full deck? What's that?

[chefhmboyrd]

A full deck? What's that?


are you sure this won't burn my nostrils

[Arwen]

Ha ha ha! I'm gonna go get tutored! Nah nah nah!

[Isadora]

He kissed it! I will never wash this hand again.

[chefhmboyrd]

you like my shoes, i have 400 pair more
wanna see........ be right back with pair #2
you in a hurry?

[Scota_Parisi]

Yeah, I pee'd in his shoes. It was so funny! Housebreak me? Ha!

[chefhmboyrd]

ooohhhh
i am loving my gloves, nothing like formal length latex to get a girl going
mmmmmmmmmmmm

[always2late]

Stop me if you've heard this one....Two cats and a sheepdog walk into a bar....

[Rook]

A penguin is taking a road trip when his car suddenly breaks down. Luckily for him, he finds himself just down the street from a mechanic. So,he pushes his car to the shop and asks the mechanic to take a look. The mechanic tells him that it will probably take a little while to find the problem and asks him to come back in an hour.

The penguin goes over to the supermarket, buys some fish sticks and vanilla ice cream, and spends the rest of the hour hanging out in the frozen section. After the hour is up, he waddles over to the mechanic's shop.

Seeing him come in, the mechanic walks over, and wiping his hands on a rag, says, 'Looks like you've blown a seal.'

The penguin blushes, wipes his beak with his flipper and says, 'No, it's just vanilla ice cream.'

:sunglass:

[Isadora]

See meeeeeeeeeeee Feeeel meeeeeeeeeeeeee, Touch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Heal meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (Who tribute.)

[chefhmboyrd]

oh these ankle socks???
why yes Sandra Dee gave them to me last year for my birthday

[Duchess]

I am too damn lovable!!! :)

[Greyson]

"Luck Be A Lady Tonight...."

[chefhmboyrd]

good evening ladies and germs......
i just don't get women......
take my wife .....
no really take her, she is all yours

[Duchess]

Clark Kent in the house!!!

[Arwen]

This small box can never contain all of me!

[Ebon]

Yes I know, aren't my nails just gorgeous!!

[Isadora]

Did someone say Texas Hold 'Em?

[chefhmboyrd]

man that betty page has some gams on her.......
whew

[Isadora]

Squirrel!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Arwen]

There's no place like the dungeon.
There's no place like the dungeon.
There's no place like the dungeon.
Gee, slave toto, I hope this works.

[Isadora]

mmmm I smell good!!!!!!

[Rook]

Why yes, yes u may be green with Envy....These ARE jimmy Choos !!

[Gemme]

Looking into the frozen food locker, Frank realized that there might be a problem....

[chefhmboyrd]

look at me i'm a faerie

[Arwen]

FLEA! On my nose. GET IT OFF.

[dixie]

Homeward Bound...yet another one of those darn movies

[TexZen]

Who let the dogs out? Woof, woof woof...:blink:

[T D]

You're oh so cute, but I'm tired of this monkey on my back.

[Arwen]

Well you see, I thought I'd plant a small piece of kudzu...

[Cowboi]

What is that I smell on my hand????

[chefhmboyrd]

FLEA! On my nose. GET IT OFF.


oh no my hand smells of wet dog.......
chef
chef
where are you boy?
(lol)

[Soft*Silver]

and so all us puppies peed on the rug and our mommy was so proud of us she gave us all extra milk!

[Damara]

Whudda mean it's time for a bath?

[Isadora]

Sorry about your pillows but isn't my boa lovely!

[Scota_Parisi]

Just put one foot in front of the other.

[Isadora]

Red is not evil...but I am.

[Gemme]

Moooommmmm! Sissy's wearing your shoes again!

[TexZen]

Faerie faerie quite contrary how do your beautiful wings grow?

[Arwen]

The next one who sings "George of the Jungle" will have a personal poo-flinging demo.

[Isadora]

Next you lift your pinky and firmly, but gracefully, lift the teacup to your lips.

[Gemme]

And here is where you shall begin the chest compressions.

[Isadora]

Tinkerbelle is sooooooo fifties.

[waxnrope]

Uh nice um nail polish

[Damara]

One down, Four up.........and for god's sake, don't forget to pull in the clutch!

[Isadora]

Busby Berkeley ear yer heart out.

[Arwen]

When you're good to mama.....

[Isadora]

My new lotion makes me so happy.

[MysticOceansFL]

You can never have just one bite!

[chefhmboyrd]

do these slippers make my feet look fat?

[Rook]

Duuuuude...I'm totally Fucked UP heeheehee

[Isadora]

Yes, it is what you think it is...do ya play?

[Gentle Tiger]

Stay focused!

[Isadora]

Dr. Honeydew is my life.

[Gentle Tiger]

The pain is right here!

[Arwen]

My head looks like a flaming WHAT?

[Isadora]

Giggle.......

[Gemme]

Feel right here.

[Leigh]

I feel all fluttery!

[Damara]

I feel all fluttery!

That's some killer weed......

[Arwen]

Angel Barbie. They call me--Angel Barbie

[scootebaby]

what did they put in this drink???

[Passionaria]

Precisely Watson....

[Isadora]

Harlow eat your heart out.

[Shadowboi2010]

See a good bra holds those puppies just so....

[BoDy*ShOt]

i'm gunna get you...you're gunna be my best friend *pinchy,pinchy,pinchy*

[Gemme]

Pretty please....with cherries on top?

[Gentle Tiger]

I arch like this because something keeps poking me in my back! I'll not discuss it anymore. Thank you.

[Scorp]

Where's my caffeine IV? Where is it!!?? MORE.MORE.MORE.

[Greyson]

I dare ya........ The Big S does not stand for sweet, shy or stupid.

[Gentle Tiger]

I am relaxed!

[Rook]

Mee?...meemeemeepmeepMEEEP!!
{babel fish translation : " Scuze ME?...Doc,that dont go there, that dont go THERE!!!!"}

[Arwen]

Actually, I'm a triple Pisces.

[Isadora]

Every foot position has a matching hand position. Now this is Position 3.

[Rook]

Eat yer heart out Elvira....seriously, sautee'd...

[Leigh]

You spin me right round baby, right round like a yin yang baby .........

[Fancy]

Arrrggghhh, this here be our pirate mascot, Mary...Sir Mary Jane, to you.

[Soon]

pssst...over there....look!

[Liam]

Two words, That Girl!

[Rook]

I know they say "take the road less travelled"...but.....I've also seen my fill of predictable horror movies.....Gramma can wait...

[Isadora]

Three's the charm.

[Leigh]

Hey, stop looking down there ~ those are NOT my eyes!

[Gentle Tiger]

I laughed my head off.

[Gemme]

These aren't my underwear!

[Leigh]

I may look sweet, but these wings can hurt!!!!

[Greyson]

Hello. Come in, sit down. Give me a moment to find my face.

[Leigh]

Here's looking at you, microphone.

[Gemme]

My family got to raid a whole ship and all I got was this stupid headband!

[Greyson]

Scratch my back, right there under the wing. Oh yeah...........

[Isadora]

"Good night and good luck."

(Edward R Morrow sign off.)

[Leigh]

Its no fun trying to hold these things up!

[Isadora]

Depends on who is holding them....heh.

Hey Matey, I said raise the SAILS.

[Leigh]

I know My girls are lovely, but have you seen My nails?

[Isadora]

Aye, Wench, I'm just naturally scurvy.

[chefhottie25]

one word...temptress

[Isadora]

I have strong teeth. I want a bite of your apple.

[Scota_Parisi]

I know it is in here somewhere.... gimme a sec?

[chefhmboyrd]

you put your right arm in......
you put your right arm out....

[Isadora]

This is my puppy eyed look. It works every time.

[chefhottie25]

I keep running into these.

[Isadora]

If you like pointy things, I'm ready.

[Gemme]

It hurts when I do this, doctor.

[TomBoiFemme]

I know when I met my Girl Mari I was touched by an Angel ... Pris

[Isadora]

I am totally blank!

[Rook]

There's no place like home -click click click-
There's no place like home -click click click-
There's no place like home -click click click-
There's no place like home -click click click-

[Leigh]

"I hate swimming in circles" said one sperm to the others

[Isadora]

Stand on the merry-go-round and I will push us off!

[Scota_Parisi]

There's no place like home.. wait....!! These are the open toes ones.. where will we wind up now??? BraziL?

[Gemme]

There! You missed a spot on the floor.

[waxnrope]

Where's the rest of her costume?

[Isadora]

So just slide your leg over, slip behind me, push your hips close, wrap your arms around my waist and periodically kiss my neck. This is the most important part of being a passenger.

[Gemme]

Those are some great lookin' gams, I say.

[Queerasfck]

I had wings for dinner.

[Mister Bent]

"Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious."

[Leigh]

Ahhhhhhh, nothin like loungin around the yard on a friday

[WintergreenGem]

That's some potent stuff man.

[Gentle Tiger]

Anybody seen my pants?

[Isadora]

I am not a carrot top. I would have green hair.

[Scota_Parisi]

<3 my new body lotion - look at these gams!

[Rook]

And they say Blonds have more fun , ha !

[Gentle Tiger]

We swim in circles for a living.

[Isadora]

Wanna Meep? (Oh my was that my outside meep?)

[tuffboi29]

She's got leeeegs...she knows how to use them...

[Scota_Parisi]

I'm a rough boy!

[Isadora]

The claw should scare you.
The tail is terror.

[Gentle Tiger]

You can't see what I'm riding but I'm working it ain't I!

[Gemme]

Fred finds out what being a proctologist really means.

[Softhearted]

Humming Tchaikovsky's Dance of the Sugar-Plum Fairy

[Gentle Tiger]

BAM! Didn't expect all this good stuff did you?!

[Softhearted]

"OMG! I lost my ears!"

[Arwen]

C'mon! Gimme a hug. I don't bite...hard.

[Softhearted]

Since the art of hand kissing has been lost with times, I will do it myself!

[oneye]

HEY! wouldjya look at that! my wing span is as wide as my foot span. and i'm REALLY happy about it!

[JustBeingMe]

I thought I saw a dragon..........I did, I did!!

[Gentle Tiger]

Live and in color!

[weatherboi]

Alert and ready to go!!!

[Isadora]

Pulleezeee, Those are luvvvvvmarks not scars.

[rockybcn]

click heels together 3 times....Theres no place like home,theres no place like home!

[Scota_Parisi]

dig mah pearly whites! Eat more chiken!!

[JustBeingMe]

C'mere big boi....Lean not into MY TEMPTATIONS. ..heh heh

[Gentle Tiger]

It isn't that I didn't stay within the lines. I just chose to move the lines!

[Softhearted]

"I swear this is the last time I put my finger into the electric socket to dry my hair!"

[Isadora]

Super Bat! Able to leap tall people in a single bound!

[chefhmboyrd]

i got special shoes to hide my two left feet

[Isadora]

It said "cat nip" on the package. I feel kinda funny.

[Shadowboi2010]

Who wears short shorts.....

[weatherboi]

This little piggy went to the femme clothing swap!!!

[oneye]

this avatar brought to you as a public service message to encourage you to support the visually challenged...who are not able to see an avatar THIS small!!!

[Scota_Parisi]

Do not trifle with me.. for you are good with ketchup!

[Softhearted]

Hey! Who put starch in my gloves???

[Isadora]

I mosquito I ate was thissss big!

[JustBeingMe]

Lady in Red...........

[rockybcn]

Chinese version of the rainbow flag.

[Kätzchen]

Come on now, you know you love me!!!!

[chefhmboyrd]

Come on now, you know you love me!!!!

hello daddy hello mom
i'm your ch ch ch cherry bomb

[Gentle Tiger]

The name's Marty and I don't fetch

[rockybcn]

I am NOT a carrot!!!

[Softhearted]

"I'm telling you! That pearly toothpaste really works!!!"

[Isadora]

Imma not blue I am cyan.

[rockybcn]

These ARE my hiking shoes!

[Isadora]

This little piggy went to market.

[Softhearted]

Singing:
"Pretty woman, walking down the street
Pretty woman, the kind I like to meet
Pretty woman"

[chefhmboyrd]

i wish my fucking wings were a little bigger, i can't get any lift on these tiny ass things

[Duchess]

I am so adorable!!

[Passionaria]

Divalicious!!!!

[Duchess]

I'm too sexy for this dress;)

[Gentle Tiger]

That's very nice of you but I'll pass on the jelly bellies.

[chefhmboyrd]

That's very nice of you but I'll pass on the jelly bellies.

carrot top's love child

[Arwen]

carrot top's love child

HAHAHAHA And then...giggle...and then...hee... the cat said, "Only if you have catnip." Bwahahahahaha

[rockybcn]

HAHAHAHA And then...giggle...and then...hee... the cat said, "Only if you have catnip." Bwahahahahaha

I see it in the cards....you WILL be mine!!!!:moonstars:

[Arwen]

I see it in the cards....you WILL be mine!!!!:moonstars:

Hey Mr. Wolf! You can blow!

[chefhmboyrd]

Hey Mr. Wolf! You can blow!

get your hand out of my face
*bite*
ow!
oh wait, that's my hand!

[Gentle Tiger]

I gotcha go fetch right here!

[violaine]

this orchard grass is making me sleepy, where is the catnip?

[Gentle Tiger]

Can you go faster? I have to go to the bathroom!

[violaine]

do my eyes look crossed now?

[Gentle Tiger]

I'm going to sleep. Wake me when we get there.

[violaine]

you look half asleep- would you like some :tea: ?

or :koolaid: ?

[Gentle Tiger]

To the moon Alice...

[chefhmboyrd]

what? no no no
i am a sweet little kitten
meow!

[Gemme]

Yeah, that was me. Potent lil sucker, aren't I?

[chefhmboyrd]

i know, i have been doing too much pixie dust..... but i love that it makes me feel like i have faerie wings...... oh wait.....
lol
i do have wings

[rockybcn]

First I´m gonna lick ya all over....then I´m gonna hump your leg!

[Softhearted]

Guess what I just left on your lawn!

[Leigh]

Look, up in the sky! Its a bird, no its a plane, its .......... its ..........

Super Mouse :D

[Gemme]

When signing contracts, never forget to cross your bones and dot your eyes.

[rockybcn]

I tried out for the part of Peter Pan but they would only cast me as Tinkerbelle!

[violaine]

don't forget to pick up some crest white strips!

[rockybcn]

Birds of a feather flock together!

[Shadowboi2010]

If you just saw what I did in the corner of this pen, you'd never eat pork again!

[chefhmboyrd]

the farmer dropped his dentures in the slop trough, how do they look on me?

[Isadora]

Puppy breath is the best!!!

[Shadowboi2010]

I'll get you my pretty....and you're little dog too!

[Arwen]

HEY!!! Um... have you seen my brothers? You see there was this wolf....

[Shadowboi2010]

let me smell this perfume now that its worn off a little....

[Isadora]

Don't fuck with the witch, she will turn you into a purse. Her pink one used to be my brother.

[Softhearted]

Humming the music associated with french cancan ...

[Isadora]

Really, the barn is huge. We could hang there with this much room between us!

[Gemme]

See, officer? I *can* walk a straight line!

*hiccup*

[Fancy]

Don't let these dainty wings fool ya, I'm wicked fierce!

[Gemme]

That was *not* me.

[Gentle Tiger]

I don't go back that far.

[Arwen]

I swear. I that danged Blake poem ONE MORE TIME...I'm going to EAT someone.

[Passionaria]

Shy, but SULTRY :cat:

[Gentle Tiger]

I am ready.

[Arwen]

Waaaait for it.
Waaaaaait for it....


OKAY POUNCE!

PURRRRR

[Gentle Tiger]

Inhaling really does work!

[Arwen]

Ahhh CHOO! I'm allergic to grass....

[dixie]

She has resorted to talking and laughing with a goose she has formed with her own hand... :|

[Gentle Tiger]

The eye purse on sale now for $19.99

[Isadora]

I'm cuddly. Really. I am.

[Gentle Tiger]

NOW SEE HERE!

[rockybcn]

Lions and tigers and bears...oh my!

[Gentle Tiger]

Don't be afraid...come closer.

[Gemme]

Is it cuddle time yet?

[Softhearted]

Darn, my hair is tangled in my wings again!

[Gentle Tiger]

I'm right here!

[Arwen]

You can't seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee me.

[Gemme]

Honk goes the goose, kids.

[ONLY]

If only I can get a little closer........

[Arwen]

A little closer....leeeeetle closer.

[Gemme]

What EVAH do you mean, darlin'?

[rockybcn]

I have been known to flit around......but a moth is just not my type!

[Gentle Tiger]

I'm really an evil hand puppet!

[Greyson]

Guess again, and No, I am not a rug.

[Gentle Tiger]

*singing*
I dream of Jeanie with the light brown hair...

[Arwen]

WHAT? I just had a massage. I'm relaxed, okay?

[Rook]

Ready for my Close-up Ms. DeMille.

[Arwen]

I don't know if I'm coming or going.

[Greyson]

" Are you talking to me? "

[Arwen]

And coming around the last turn, it's Race For The Border followed closely by What Did You Do With My Heart but look! Jokers And Fools is pulling up fast!

[Isadora]

Jealous of my naturally curly hair, aren't you?

[Cowboi]

WAIT!!!!
Its TOO Tight!!!
I can't breathe!!!!

[Rook]

Oooh Yeh, dat's right ...My Jon Deere is deh Sexy ......U should see my Plow...

[Gemme]

Did I do THAAAAT?

[Arwen]

Faerie Jazzercise--it's not for wimps