How Many Planeteers Does it Take to Derail a Thread?

[AtLast]

I'm dying here!!!

Socket princesses have no idea how to tickle toggles... and tha's a fact!!! Two reports.... Ah'hem!!! And hell yeah, black lights get blamed for every aggressive act on the planet!! Bigots, just plain bigotry going on in here!

:cigar2:

[waxnrope]

Ohh so all blacklights are aggresive?! That is what you are clearly saying!! REPORTED!!!

Well, you just go ahead and report me! My great grandfather was a LOC, and I am daffy, uh, taffy colored!

[Gemme]

*looks down*

I want bigger bulbs.

:blink:

Just sayin'.

I hear the hardware store is having a great deal this weekend... :thinking:

[waxnrope]

*looks down*

I want bigger bulbs.

:blink:

Just sayin'.

I hear the hardware store is having a great deal this weekend... :thinking:

seems like everybody's a size queen these days. :glasses: well *looking over at Gemme* maybe you're right, dear. Perhaps a pair of those snappy new fluorescents might work wonders ... just saying :blink:

[Gemme]

seems like everybody's a size queen these days. :glasses: well *looking over at Gemme* maybe you're right, dear. Perhaps a pair of those snappy new fluorescents might work wonders ... just saying :blink:

*sideways glance*

You know, I hear their going to have a bigger filament sale too. You know, in case it's something you might want to check out too.

:innocent:

[waxnrope]

*hands on hips* Well, honey, if there's some mints to be filled, I've got the voltage to do it!

[adorable]

*looks down*

I want bigger bulbs.

:blink:

Just sayin'.

I hear the hardware store is having a great deal this weekend... :thinking:

I would like bigger bulbs, but would settle for a set of headlights that at least point straight ahead again....

[waxnrope]

I'm calling "uncle" ... you guys are killing me! Laughing so hard, tears ran down my legs!
I think that I've shorted out!

[Gemme]

I would like bigger bulbs, but would settle for a set of headlights that at least point straight ahead again....

Riiiiight? :blink:

[*Magic_and_Silk*]

*looks down*

I want bigger bulbs.

:blink:

Just sayin'.

I hear the hardware store is having a great deal this weekend... :thinking:

*Looks down*
Me too!

[waxnrope]

Is it Frederick's of Hollywood that provides assistance for headlight adjustments and weak bulbs? just asking ...

[adorable]

Is it Frederick's of Hollywood that provides assistance for headlight adjustments and weak bulbs? just asking ...

Um no, my udders would need adjusting at a local dairy farm. I can't make it through the white security gate at the entrance to Fredrick's....literally.

[Dude]

*hands on hips* Well, honey, if there's some mints to be filled, I've got the voltage to do it!

mmmm mints
mystic mints :moonstars::readfineprint:

[waxnrope]

Um no, my udders would need adjusting at a local dairy farm. I can't make it through the white security gate at the entrance to Fredrick's....literally.

that's what my dream was about last night! lying on my back and saying, "one at a time, girls, one at a time!" dang utters. :|
you derailed the thread now ... why am I following suit? enlighten me. and, please, don't switch off because of where my dreams went ... I'm a bulb, not a socket, what do you expect? :jester:

[Arwen]

you saying that sockets have a cushy life? next thing ya know, you'll be referring to sockets as pillow receptacles ...

Just like a socket to make this about sex. As if all bulbs exist for is to fit you. We have lives you know. Rich, full lives that don't have to involve a socket.

Ohh so all blacklights are aggresive?! That is what you are clearly saying!! REPORTED!!!

Why do you have to always make it about race. All colors of bulbs and sockets can be aggressive. Some people's bulbs...

*looks down*

I want bigger bulbs.

:blink:

Just sayin'.

I hear the hardware store is having a great deal this weekend... :thinking:

Just so you know, you are buying into the Western ideal of bulbeauty. Please love your bulbs just the way they are. And remember. Every bulb has a socket!

[waxnrope]

Just like a socket to make this about sex. As if all bulbs exist for is to fit you. We have lives you know. Rich, full lives that don't have to involve a socket.

you mean a convent?

Why do you have to always make it about race. All colors of bulbs and sockets can be aggressive. Some people's bulbs...

zzzzzzz

Just so you know, you are buying into the Western ideal of bulbeauty. Please love your bulbs just the way they are. And remember. Every bulb has a socket!

just saw an ad for an enhancement cream, that applied twice daily ... I'll send the link :canadian:

[Blaze]

Umm does that mean that everyone is prejudice of Solar lamps/lights? Are they to environmentally safe?

http://images.hayneedle.com/mgen/digimarc.ms?img=master:COLE007.jpg&h=368&w=368

Did I just hear a snicker? Enviro-mental-ment, lmao I know, Blaze take it to another thread!

[adorable]

Umm does that mean that everyone is prejudice of Solar lamps/lights? Are they to environmentally safe?

http://images.hayneedle.com/mgen/digimarc.ms?img=master:COLE007.jpg&h=368&w=368

Did I just hear a snicker? Enviro-mental-ment, lmao I know, Blaze take it to another thread!

REPORTED!!! Trying to suck up to THE SUN (aka Medusa) is soooo last year!

[Diva]

[FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][COLOR=Purple]Just so you know, you are buying into the Western ideal of bulbeauty. Please love your bulbs just the way they are. And remember. Every bulb has a socket!


But not every socket has a bulb......

I'm going to visit e~bulbony.com


(f)

[Blaze]

REPORTED!!! Trying to suck up to THE SUN (aka Medusa) is soooo last year!

That does it, I am going to put Solar lights all over adorables planet space. And mostly because I like the colors lmao
http://www.esolarlighting.com/v/vspfiles/photos/E98Wx2-2.jpg

Solar light kill joy! Don't take the sun out of my life ~grinz~

[waxnrope]

But not every socket has a bulb......

I'm going to visit e~bulbony.com


(f)




that link lead to another and another and ... it's a bulbporn site! you should be reported Divasocket, but I'm too busy watching the vid on the last link right now.

[Spirit Dancer]

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s150/joalien86/lightbulb.jpg

[scootebaby]

I'm calling "uncle" ... you guys are killing me! Laughing so hard, tears ran down my legs!
I think that I've shorted out!

i had that same problem...its not tears...just fyi...and i have to say i have never seen so many self seving,arrogant bulbs congregated in one area in all my life...yes we may LIKE bulbs to go into our sockets but unlike the bulbs us sockets dont NEED them...we still have many things we can do without them...and before anyone gets on their :soapbox: and starts depmanding "such as' " just stick ur finger in a socket and see how "electrifying" we really are

[Ebon]

*looks down*

I want bigger bulbs.

:blink:

Just sayin'.

I hear the hardware store is having a great deal this weekend... :thinking:

It's not the size of the bulbs that matter. It's the amount of light you can emit into an area. I've seen small bulbs give out lots of light and I've seen big bulbs not give out much light at all. For me personally, it's all about the light.

[AtLast]

*looks down*

I want bigger bulbs.

:blink:

Just sayin'.

I hear the hardware store is having a great deal this weekend... :thinking:

It's Father's Day! My favorite hardware store sale season!! But, my bulbs are perfect....

[adorable]

It's Father's Day! My favorite hardware store sale season!! But, my bulbs are perfect....

Perfect bulbs, huh? Perhaps you could flash us so we could see for ourselves?

[JustJo]

Perfect bulbs, huh? Perhaps you could flash us so we could see for ourselves?

http://www.marieclaire.com/cm/marieclaire/images/mcx-0709-worst-gifts-light-bra-lg-52605184.jpg

:giggle:

[adorable]

http://www.marieclaire.com/cm/marieclaire/images/mcx-0709-worst-gifts-light-bra-lg-52605184.jpg

:giggle:

We should be able to multi-thank posts!!

[*Magic_and_Silk*]

http://www.marieclaire.com/cm/marieclaire/images/mcx-0709-worst-gifts-light-bra-lg-52605184.jpg

:giggle:

This just rawks my WORLD!

I want one for each day of the week.

Just think...I could see the keyhole in my front door at night!

[adorable]

This just rawks my WORLD!

I want one for each day of the week.

Just think...I could see the keyhole in my front door at night!

Would just one make you a uniboober?

[*Magic_and_Silk*]

Would just one make you a uniboober?

That it would!

[adorable]

OMG! A unibulber-boober!!!!!


"SECURITY!!!!!"

[*Magic_and_Silk*]

OMG! A unibulber-boober!!!!!


"SECURITY!!!!!"

I was just thinking something very much like that!! :rofl:

[JustJo]

Just think...I could see the keyhole in my front door at night!

Or you could use these... (cuz some of us like to be all matchy and stuff) :cheesy:

http://maxcdn.fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/591/960/351/004/1.jpeg

[*Magic_and_Silk*]

Or you could use these... (cuz some of us like to be all matchy and stuff :cheesy:

http://maxcdn.fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/591/960/351/004/1.jpeg

That's Better Than BLING!! :happyjump:


I would SOOOOO wear that!

[Arwen]

How Many Planeteers Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

:brightbulb:

1
to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
:formalbow:

14
to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how
the light bulb could have been changed differently
:fyi:

7
to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
:shocking:


1
to move it to the Lighting section

2
to argue then move it to the Electricals section
:slapfight:


7
to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs


5
to flame the spell checkers
:threadjack:

3
to correct spelling/grammar flames
:bully:



6
to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
:argue:


2
industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"


15
know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry,
and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
:eyebrow:

19
to post that this forum is not about light bulbs
and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
:coffee:

11
to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
:mob:

36
to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,
where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs
work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
((~~~yep, the Smiley limits kinda suck right now 8^| ~~~))


7
to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4
to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

:darthsmiley:


3
to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant
to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
:popcorn:

13
to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
:weedsmoke:


5
to post to the group that they will no longer post because
they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
:overreaction:

4
to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
:|


13
to say
"do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1
forum lurker to respond to the original
post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
:seeingstars:










~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Disclaimer:
Any Character examples used in the above post that
may have an uncanny resemblance to any of you,
rest assured you're just being paranoid.

Wee.

P.S. This thread idea was stolen from Turino,
who started this Heinous Fuckery Circa 5-11-07 on the Bee Eff site.
:daywalker:



I'm reposting the OP's OP because some of you have turned this into a race-card, socket-fetishizing, bulb-sizest WHINEFEST.

I'm so tired of YOU PEOPLE doing this. YOU PEOPLE (and you know who you are) always do this. You can never stay on topic.

Now, for the love of Edison, can we get back to the original purpose of this thread?

[waxnrope]

I'm reposting the OP's OP because some of you have turned this into a race-card, socket-fetishizing, bulb-sizest WHINEFEST.

I'm so tired of YOU PEOPLE doing this. YOU PEOPLE (and you know who you are) always do this. You can never stay on topic.

Now, for the love of Edison, can we get back to the original purpose of this thread?


which was???? :|

[Arwen]

which was???? :|

I can't know.

Something about the right of bulbs to screw in sockets, I think. It's all so vague now.

[Gemme]

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s150/joalien86/lightbulb.jpg

Steeeeaaaaady. Steeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddy....

We should be able to multi-thank posts!!

Rep first, then thank.

It's the way to go. :thumbsup:

Would just one make you a uniboober?

OMG! A unibulber-boober!!!!!


"SECURITY!!!!!"

I was going to say this, but you corrected yourself. :)

Or you could use these... (cuz some of us like to be all matchy and stuff) :cheesy:

http://maxcdn.fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/591/960/351/004/1.jpeg

No thanks. I don't need to wrap my delicates in the folds of a rabid ferret. :blink:

My bulbs might burst.

:canoworms:

[Ebon]

I'm reposting the OP's OP because some of you have turned this into a race-card, socket-fetishizing, bulb-sizest WHINEFEST.

I'm so tired of YOU PEOPLE doing this. YOU PEOPLE (and you know who you are) always do this. You can never stay on topic.

Now, for the love of Edison, can we get back to the original purpose of this thread?


You people?! YOU PEOPLE?! I thought I knew you. I wonder if the owner of this site knows that they have bulbism like this going on. Just blatant bulbism. I'm very disappointed.

[Arwen]

You people?! YOU PEOPLE?! I thought I knew you. I wonder if the owner of this site knows that they have bulbism like this going on. Just blatant bulbism. I'm very disappointed.

Oh you can just bite me. Just because you used to date me gives you no right to speak to me like that. I'll have you know I'm not a bulbist and I take that comment very personally.

See you at dinner.

[Arwen]

No thanks. I don't need to wrap my delicates in the folds of a rabid ferret. :blink:

My bulbs might burst.

:canoworms:

I'm so offended. On behalf of ferret lovers everywhere, I demand that you take that back. I expect a full apology and a self-timing out for at least 1 week.

http://wolfysluv.terrabox.com/images/light-btn.jpg

[JustJo]

No thanks. I don't need to wrap my delicates in the folds of a rabid ferret. :blink:

My bulbs might burst.

:canoworms:

Perhaps you would prefer the de-furred version?

http://lh3.ggpht.com/soupstudio/R_2j4RdITOI/AAAAAAAADdo/psAzYbFiYtY/s800/36c78857_LED20UNDERWEAR.jpg

[Gemme]

I'm so offended. On behalf of ferret lovers everywhere, I demand that you take that back. I expect a full apology and a self-timing out for at least 1 week.

http://wolfysluv.terrabox.com/images/light-btn.jpg


I said RABID ferrets. All domesticated ferrets that have their shots are exempt from my contempt. Don't generalize my specification.

If a rabid ferret comes in here, demanding an apology, I shall give it. Only then.

Oh, and did you HAVE to pick one with a cooter showing? My eyes! My eyes!

What's a time out? :eyebat:

Perhaps you would prefer the de-furred version?

http://lh3.ggpht.com/soupstudio/R_2j4RdITOI/AAAAAAAADdo/psAzYbFiYtY/s800/36c78857_LED20UNDERWEAR.jpg

Much better, thank you. They have a certain something...a flare....a spark about them, don't they?

[Daywalker]

And one to bring the thread back to a dose of reality:



C5-ClvcHtK4

:brightbulb:


:daywalker:

[adorable]

I'm so offended. On behalf of ferret lovers everywhere, I demand that you take that back. I expect a full apology and a self-timing out for at least 1 week.

http://wolfysluv.terrabox.com/images/light-btn.jpg


Members of the FLLBA (Ferret love light bulb association) have no place on the planet!! Use of a pic that poor ferret's vaygagay - SHAMELESS (although I see your point)!!! - That poor thing was probably brought here from some far away land against its will and FORCED to love that bulb just for a couple raisins!

REPORTED To Chris Hansen!!!!

[AtLast]

Perhaps you would prefer the de-furred version?

http://lh3.ggpht.com/soupstudio/R_2j4RdITOI/AAAAAAAADdo/psAzYbFiYtY/s800/36c78857_LED20UNDERWEAR.jpg

This is a Ferret? Where the hell have I been?

[waxnrope]

I can't know.

Something about the right of bulbs to screw in sockets, I think. It's all so vague now.

must've been drinking that :koolaid: again ..

Or you could use these... (cuz some of us like to be all matchy and stuff) :cheesy:
anybody with a geiger counter? :seeingstars:
http://maxcdn.fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/591/960/351/004/1.jpeg

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s150/joalien86/lightbulb.jpg

oh look! it has a perfect mani-pedi! :canadian:

[Diva]

I'm calling "uncle" ... you guys are killing me! Laughing so hard, tears ran down my legs!
I think that I've shorted out!



Um.......those weren't tears, Sparky....

[Spirit Dancer]

must've been drinking that :koolaid: again ..





oh look! it has a perfect mani-pedi! :canadian:

The perfect mani pedi to go with the
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii112/blaqueguy/l_a86a7a4e3aea0b9f7ecc9460eef1a92a1.jpg

[Arwen]

I said RABID ferrets. All domesticated ferrets that have their shots are exempt from my contempt. Don't generalize my specification.

If a rabid ferret comes in here, demanding an apology, I shall give it. Only then.

Oh, and did you HAVE to pick one with a cooter showing? My eyes! My eyes!

What's a time out? :eyebat:



I can't believe you are accusing me of ferret porn.

Members of the FLLBA (Ferret love light bulb association) have no place on the planet!! Use of a pic that poor ferret's vaygagay - SHAMELESS (although I see your point)!!! - That poor thing was probably brought here from some far away land against its will and FORCED to love that bulb just for a couple raisins!

REPORTED To Chris Hansen!!!!

You either!

must've been drinking that :koolaid: again ..


I like koolaid.

Can someone tell me if there is a link between geese, ferrets and lightbulbs?

[waxnrope]

I can't believe you are accusing me of ferret porn.



You either!



I like koolaid.

Can someone tell me if there is a link between geese, ferrets and lightbulbs?


dunno :| I don't think that there's a lick between 'em :seeingstars:

[Gemme]

I can't believe you are accusing me of ferret porn.

The cooter...vajayjay...it's right there.

Put some panties on the poor thing. :blink:

Can someone tell me if there is a link between geese, ferrets and lightbulbs?


Yes.

Wait. Is this now that thread where you put three items into a box and come up with something (hopefully) amusing and new?

If so, um....Dumb and Dumber! They were not bright, kinda fuzzy and had big honking noses.

[Gayla]

The cooter...



Heh. You said cooter. Heh. :|

Oops..wrong thread

[Ebon]

Perhaps you would prefer the de-furred version?

http://lh3.ggpht.com/soupstudio/R_2j4RdITOI/AAAAAAAADdo/psAzYbFiYtY/s800/36c78857_LED20UNDERWEAR.jpg

ROFL!!!! My buddies saw this pic and they are like is this the video or just the picture.

[NJFemmie]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tJ1RfIkEB0U/SZ4kkoKtEMI/AAAAAAAAAvE/tDQhj4-8WiA/s1600/funny-pictures-cat-eats-coloured-light-bulbs.jpg

[Diva]

.

Can someone tell me if there is a link between geese, ferrets and lightbulbs?






http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/kurthalseyislove/Drawings%20-%202/tenderness.jpg

All God's creatures (including ferrets & geese...see right), waiting for their chance in the spotLIGHT.

Well?

You ASKED! I live to serve..... (f)

[NJFemmie]

ET, flip the switch

http://lh4.ggpht.com/abramsv/R4HXikKUicI/AAAAAAAACnU/UvtPGp1os3Y/s800/skeleton_light_bulb.jpg

[waxnrope]

ET, flip the switch

http://lh4.ggpht.com/abramsv/R4HXikKUicI/AAAAAAAACnU/UvtPGp1os3Y/s800/skeleton_light_bulb.jpg

is that a new PEZ container powered by a (gasp!) socket??? I'm calling the union and telling them that sockets are working out of class! :whine: maybe a ferret will come by and eat the disloyal thing :goodluck: where are the bulbs to go now? :overreaction:

[Daywalker]

How Many Planeteers Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

:brightbulb:

1
to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
:formalbow:

14
to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how
the light bulb could have been changed differently
:fyi:

7
to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
:shocking:


1
to move it to the Lighting section

2
to argue then move it to the Electricals section
:slapfight:


7
to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs


5
to flame the spell checkers
:threadjack:

3
to correct spelling/grammar flames




6
to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
:argue:


2
industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"


15
know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry,
and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
:eyebrow:

19
to post that this forum is not about light bulbs
and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum


11
to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
:mob:

36
to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,
where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs
work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
((~~~yep, the Smiley limits kinda suck right now 8^| ~~~))


7
to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4
to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

:darthsmiley:


3
to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant
to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
:popcorn:

13
to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
:weedsmoke:


5
to post to the group that they will no longer post because
they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
:overreaction:

4
to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
:|


13
to say
"do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1
forum lurker to respond to the original
post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
:seeingstars:










~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Disclaimer:
Any Character examples used in the above post that
may have an uncanny resemblance to any of you,
rest assured you're just being paranoid.

Wee.

P.S. This thread idea was stolen from Turino,
who started this Heinous Fuckery Circa 5-11-07 on the Bee Eff site.




Me Too.
:coffee:


And I should like to have one of these, in a solar version:

http://www.mrpotatohead.net/1990/litebrite.jpg

:daywalker:

[Diva]

Sing with me, won't You?

"It only takes a spark___ to keep a fire_ glowing...."



Ok, that's all I can remember. :eyebat: Good job, everybody!!

[Corkey]

How many are we up to???:blink::brightbulb:

[Abigail Crabby]

I came in to count - I thought this was the tootsie pop thread :jester:

[Daywalker]

So I have acquired a huge black 'Rave' type of
spinning light ball thingy with lots of groovy colors.
:koolaid:

It's going to be the center piece to the Groovy
70's hang out pad theme in the garage.
:flyingweed:

http://www.lighting-gallery.net/gallery/albums/userpics/10259/Disco_Light_Ball2.JPG

It turns, but the colored lights are a no show.
:|

So I opened it up and found a very Speshel bulb that I will likely shuffle
to the ends of the Earth looking for...and well, I thought of this thread.

:|

http://www.avbits.com/acatalog/159336-150.jpg

Yer Welcome

:weedsmoke:

:daywalker:

[The_Lady_Snow]

One.

A disco ball and weed

[Diva]

Is the garage insolated?

[Daywalker]

:thinking:

Well, no...but I'm hoping that the Groovy Ball Bulb will put off hella heat.

:tinfoil:

:daywalker:

[weatherboi]

Just one bitter one!!!

[Arwen]

Given someone's current glowing avatar, I would think someone was a sho0-in for the Bulbass award.

[Diva]

Pundiculous.

:eyebat: