How Many Planeteers Does it Take to Derail a Thread?

[Daywalker]

How Many Planeteers Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

:brightbulb:

1
to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
:formalbow:

14
to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how
the light bulb could have been changed differently
:fyi:

7
to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
:shocking:


1
to move it to the Lighting section

2
to argue then move it to the Electricals section
:slapfight:


7
to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs


5
to flame the spell checkers
:threadjack:

3
to correct spelling/grammar flames
:bully:



6
to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
:argue:


2
industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"


15
know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry,
and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
:eyebrow:

19
to post that this forum is not about light bulbs
and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
:coffee:

11
to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
:mob:

36
to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,
where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs
work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
((~~~yep, the Smiley limits kinda suck right now 8^| ~~~))


7
to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4
to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

:darthsmiley:


3
to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant
to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
:popcorn:

13
to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
:weedsmoke:


5
to post to the group that they will no longer post because
they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
:overreaction:

4
to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
:|


13
to say
"do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1
forum lurker to respond to the original
post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
:seeingstars:










~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Disclaimer:
Any Character examples used in the above post that
may have an uncanny resemblance to any of you,
rest assured you're just being paranoid.

Wee.

P.S. This thread idea was stolen from Turino,
who started this Heinous Fuckery Circa 5-11-07 on the Bee Eff site.
:daywalker:

[AtLast]

Oh, Day! I love this! Kudos!!!

Just one! With or without intention...

[Selenay]

It only takes one person to change a light bulb,
(but the light bulb has to really want to change.)

[suebee]

Let me guess: all your farms are planted and you've just recently changed their design, factories in full production, gifts collected, sent and used, superpokes fed, tickled, washed and their habitats decorated, crows fed and in bed, tunes played, posted and played again, writing finished for the day, Mrs. Day's at work, the supper dishes done and Sampson and Delilah fed and purring beside you. So's all you had left to do was invent another one of your famous threads. :canadian:

Da :floatbee: loves it! ;)

[Gemme]

Just one, but if it's a Gemini, there are about 154 voices inside their head telling them how they can do it. :blink:

[Gayla]

I know the correct answer.

But ALL of you have made it clear that you have no desire to listen to reason so...

/flounce

[Linus]

You forgot one: 142 ask the Tech Geek to change the light bulb for them. :canadian:

[WolfyOne]

:blink: :blink: :blink:

:seeingstars: :seeingstars: :seeingstars:

:praying: my eyes sight comes back from all this
The light bulb was too bright

[Ebon]

How Many Planeteers Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

:brightbulb:

1
to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
:formalbow:

14
to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how
the light bulb could have been changed differently
:fyi:

7
to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
:shocking:


1
to move it to the Lighting section

2
to argue then move it to the Electricals section
:slapfight:


7
to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs


5
to flame the spell checkers
:threadjack:

3
to correct spelling/grammar flames
:bully:



6
to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
:argue:


2
industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"


15
know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry,
and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
:eyebrow:

19
to post that this forum is not about light bulbs
and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
:coffee:

11
to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
:mob:

36
to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,
where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs
work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
((~~~yep, the Smiley limits kinda suck right now 8^| ~~~))


7
to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4
to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

:darthsmiley:


3
to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant
to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
:popcorn:

13
to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
:weedsmoke:


5
to post to the group that they will no longer post because
they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
:overreaction:

4
to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
:|


13
to say
"do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1
forum lurker to respond to the original
post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
:seeingstars:










~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Disclaimer:
Any Character examples used in the above post that
may have an uncanny resemblance to any of you,
rest assured you're just being paranoid.

Wee.

P.S. This thread idea was stolen from Turino,
who started this Heinous Fuckery Circa 5-11-07 on the Bee Eff site.
:daywalker:


lmao!! Nice

[Arwen]

113 to discuss what it means to be light bulb privileged.

[Diva]

Any thread Bo & Gemmie are in .....it's a given. :|


;)

[Corkey]

I so remember this post.....um my mouth is shut.:canoworms:

[Corkey]

Let me guess: all your farms are planted and you've just recently changed their design, factories in full production, gifts collected, sent and used, superpokes fed, tickled, washed and their habitats decorated, crows fed and in bed, tunes played, posted and played again, writing finished for the day, Mrs. Day's at work, the supper dishes done and Sampson and Delilah fed and purring beside you. So's all you had left to do was invent another one of your famous threads. :canadian:

Da :floatbee: loves it! ;)

In other words Day is board.:blink:

[Curley]

Too funny Day,:superfunny: thanks you shed light on the topic for me . I am now enlightened and wonder how the poor light bulbs feel? If they like to be referred by their watts or their volts? what the expression "a bright light and the end of the tunnel" really means to them? anyone care to share any more light for me, be it frosted or clear?

[amiyesiam]

and 14 who will want to debate the superiority of candle lights

10 who miss the good ol days of gas lights

4 who will talk about the days before light bulbs

16 who want everyone to use the new energy saver bulbs

plus

there will be at least 20 who must send pm's to every one who disagrees with their own personal light bulbs theories

and there must be at least 2 who try to figure out the light bulbs gender id

[Diva]

Too funny Day,:superfunny: thanks you shed light on the topic for me . I am now enlightened and wonder how the poor light bulbs feel? If they like to be referred by their watts or their volts? what the expression "a bright light and the end of the tunnel" really means to them? anyone care to share any more light for me, be it frosted or clear?



Have You ever noticed that the lightbulbs are all happily in their boxes, doin' the '69'?

Go look.

[amiyesiam]

In other words Day is board.:blink:

bored dear

daywalker is not a board :|

[amiyesiam]

Have You ever noticed that the lightbulbs are all happily in their boxes, doin' the '69'?

Go look.




really Diva
how much time have you spent observing light bulbs in their boxes?
snort
lol

[adorable]

Ugh! Seriously!!!!

Why does everyone want to CHANGE the bulb?? Why can't the bulb just be how it is and that be ok? Just because we're not a bulb in the same way doesn't mean that bulbs can't be here too. There is enough room in this community for all bulbs, red, green, purple, orange, frosted, 3-way, flood and even burnouts.

I personally am tired of bulbs being expected to change just so that everyone else can see the light and feel comfortable.

[Random]

1000157217821 to form a committy to discuse if light bulbs really even exist and if they do, then do we really need them...

[SassyLeo]

....*snort* ;)

[Gayla]

Ugh! Seriously!!!!

Why does everyone want to CHANGE the bulb?? Why can't the bulb just be how it is and that be ok? Just because we're not a bulb in the same way doesn't mean that bulbs can't be here too. There is enough room in this community for all bulbs, red, green, purple, orange, frosted, 3-way, flood and even burnouts.

I personally am tired of bulbs being expected to change just so that everyone else can see the light and feel comfortable.

/flounces back in

I think this is really silencing. What about those light bulbs that aren't really sure if they want to change or not. Maybe they are what they started out as but then decided that change is good. Who are we to say that burnout really isn't just a 3-way taking a break. I mean, is it really our call?

[adorable]

/flounces back in

I think this is really silencing. What about those light bulbs that aren't really sure if they want to change or not. Maybe they are what they started out as but then decided that change is good. Who are we to say that burnout really isn't just a 3-way taking a break. I mean, is it really our call?

Ok look. Coming from my me place, I know that I have struggled for a place to shine in my own way. Some bulbs feel burned on the INSIDE. Not everyone WANTS to be a sparkly red or blue. And I think you have actually proven my point which is that Mahi Mahi does really have kind of a tuna taste. I for one can appreciate that.

Thanks Day for starting this thread.

[AtLast]

and 14 who will want to debate the superiority of candle lights

10 who miss the good ol days of gas lights

4 who will talk about the days before light bulbs

16 who want everyone to use the new energy saver bulbs

plus

there will be at least 20 who must send pm's to every one who disagrees with their own personal light bulbs theories

and there must be at least 2 who try to figure out the light bulbs gender id




ROLF!! This says it all!!

[adorable]

ROLF!! This says it all!!


ALH This post is dismissive of bulb IDs.

Reported!

[Curley]

Have You ever noticed that the lightbulbs are all happily in their boxes, doin' the '69'?

Go look.




and they were invented by a man,,,was he trying to sexualize them? and was it really Thomas Edison http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/explain/docs/edison.asp
or some perv?

[BullDog]

I can't believe you left out the LyteBulbs!

[MsDemeanor]

I don't understand the point of this thread

:nyahnyah:

[JustJo]

And 3 will change their signature lines to reflect the opinions that they felt others truly "didn't hear" in the light bulb conversation....


:seeingstars:

“I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action.” ~ Tennessee Williams ~

[Medusa]

I'll add just a few :) :


11 to post photos in the gallery of their sexy lightbulb

4 to talk about how a lightbulb once ruined their credit and therefore, they will never buy another lightbulb but will instead use skylights

2 to email the Administrator to say that the entire lightbulb conversation is inappropriate and how dare they allow it to continue

1 to threaten to shut down the website by calling the Attorney General because the lightbulb conversation is violating their First Amendment rights

At least 18 to report the poster who started the lightbulb thread and demand that they be thrown out of the community.

9 to change their avatars to lightbulbs to show their solidarity with the poster and their visability as lightbulb supporters to the rest of the site.

1 to make inappropriate and random sexual comments to everyone who posts in the lightbulb thread.

1 troll to start an entire blog devoted to how "stupid" the lightbulb conversation is.

2 to start an alternative website for people who dont want to have to look at conversations on lightbulbs every time they log on.

1 to write anonymous emails to the thread starter, site owners, or anyone who participated in the thread telling them that people "do no love them".

56 to "white knight".

2 to "Joan of Arc".

1 to "rabid dog"

1 to "town cryer"

3 to "nervous nelly"

and a partridge in a motherfucking Queer-ass pear tree. :|

[Diva]

really Diva
how much time have you spent observing light bulbs in their boxes?
snort
lol



Don't derail the single girl.......it's all I got! ;)
(Was that inappropriate and random enough, 'Dusa? )


Editing so Y'all know that when I say "..it's all I got" I clearly know it is inappropriate for "..it's all I have..." :|

[waxnrope]

I think that light bulbs are fine, but what about candles? they are energy efficient and have more than one use ...

[adorable]

I think that light bulbs are fine, but what about candles? they are energy efficient and have more than one use ...

Cis-lights have no place in a lightbulb community.

[Diva]

Cis-lights have no place in a lightbulb community.



We should be inclusive of all light sources.... :candle:

:moonstars:


:vigil:

[adorable]

We should be inclusive of all light sources.... :candle:

:moonstars:


:vigil:

Sorry I draw the line at cis-lights. I have to deal with them all over my bathtub and at romantic dinners. I value my lightbulb centered space!!!

I wouldn't feel comfortable if candles, torches and bic lighters were allowed to hang out here. It would feel icky and priviledged.

[blush]

I'm really tired of everyone speaking FOR the lightbulb community.

[Gayla]

I think that light bulbs are fine, but what about candles? they are energy efficient and have more than one use ...

Me too.

.....

[Gayla]

Cis-lights have no place in a lightbulb community.

Me too.

.....

[Gayla]

We should be inclusive of all light sources.... :candle:

:moonstars:


:vigil:

Me too.

.....

[Gayla]

I'm really tired of everyone speaking FOR the lightbulb community.

Me too.

.....

[Arwen]

Sorry, but there are those who DO want to talk about this lightbulb issue. If you can't or won't, maybe you need to examine your own lightbulbphobia.

And! I've read the TOS backwards and forwards at midnight with a fine-toothed comb. There is nothing in there about lightbulbs which makes me think that the Admins of this so-called Planet may be closet lightbulbphobes themselves.

So now I'm not sure if I'm safe even talking about lightbulbs.

But because this matters to me, I'm saying this. I suppose I'll be banned for this so goodbye to those of you who ever really gave a Sh!t about lightbulbs.


Grin.

[Diva]

I'm really tired of everyone speaking FOR the lightbulb community.



Well....as You surely must know, I sang the role of the 3~Way Bulb in GE's famous one~act opera, "Diva, Diva, Shining Bright" by PDQ Bach, with choreography by Julia Louis~Dreyfuss... :|

[Ebon]

What about LOC?! You totally forgot about LOC!!!


:hangloose:

[Medusa]

OrganicButch,

You owe me a new desk, monitor, keyboard, and pair of very cute capris.

That is all.

:rotf:

[waxnrope]

What about LOC?! You totally forgot about LOC!!!


:hangloose:

That is just so divisive! We are one (not saying which one...), a community, and to bring up the "c" word (or is it the "L" word?) is just plain divisive! :|

[Medusa]

I think everyone needs to move over to LED lighting and evolve.:tease:

Jackhammer, I am tired of you abusing your authority here and power-tripping!!!!!

:rofl:

[Ebon]

That is just so divisive! We are one (not saying which one...), a community, and to bring up the "c" word (or is it the "L" word?) is just plain divisive! :|

well I'm a blacklight and us LOC's shine as well but in a different way. I don't appreciate how the "= didn't imclude us at all.

[Diva]

I think everyone needs to move over to LED lighting and evolve.:tease:



Are You trying to silence my bulbs? :|

[Diva]

well I'm a blacklight and us LOC's shine as well but in a different way. I don't appreciate how the "= didn't imclude us at all.



There was a Blacklight in the opera....he had the role of Roscoe, who led the Million Watt March on Washington......

[The_Lady_Snow]

http://www.nedubois.k12.in.us/hs/academics/images/lightbulb_explode.jpg

[waxnrope]

well I'm a blacklight and us LOC's shine as well but in a different way. I don't appreciate how the "= didn't imclude us at all.

of course you are included. the "= is universal. we are all the same!

[Medusa]

Snow, Im reporting that photo. I once broke a lightbulb when I was 7 and stepped on it and cut my baby toe and I can not DEAL with seeing pictures of broken lightbulbs.

Please consider my feelings when posting such graphic images.

[waxnrope]

There was a Blacklight in the opera....he had the role of Roscoe, who led the Million Watt March on Washington......



one of my best bulbs is a Blacklight ....

[suebee]

I'm a cheap bastid. I dumpster dive for old bulbs that rich folks throw out. I may or may not also hoard them. :|

[waxnrope]

can we take a time out? I don't want to miss anything and need to micturate and shower ... I have coffee all over me :|

[adorable]

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH TWO BACKLIGHTS BEING TOGETHER!!!

Just because some lightbulbs aren't into it doesn't mean it's gross or wrong!! Some people enjoy licking bulbs - others don't. Some are polybulberous and others are monobulberous.

This is the reason I stay out of the fluff thread and others like it. They really like it. Seriously. Everyone runs around with this bulb superiority and thinks they have the biggest bulbs - as if bigger bulbs are any brighter or something.

I for one am a switch that likes turning two bulbs at once.

And I would like Diva to post a picture of her box of bulbs.

[The_Lady_Snow]

http://www.iamanangelchaser.com/processes/light_bulb_recycling/materials.jpg

[weatherboi]

http://fashioninmotion.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/chanel-lightbulb-heels_2200.jpg

[The_Lady_Snow]

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH TWO BACKLIGHTS BEING TOGETHER!!!

Just because some lightbulbs aren't into it doesn't mean it's gross or wrong!! Some people enjoy licking bulbs - others don't. Some are polybulberous and others are monobulberous.

This is the reason I stay out of the fluff thread and others like it. They really like it. Seriously. Everyone runs around with this bulb superiority and thinks they have the biggest bulbs - as if bigger bulbs are any brighter or something.

I for one am a switch that likes turning two bulbs at once.

And I would like Diva to post a picture of her box of bulbs.



http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a49/DougLoudenback/oge/oge_reddy.jpg

MODERATING:

Please keep your personal bulbrama out of the threads.

[adorable]

http://www.nedubois.k12.in.us/hs/academics/images/lightbulb_explode.jpg

http://www.iamanangelchaser.com/processes/light_bulb_recycling/materials.jpg

I'm sorry but flashing pics of your tools laying next bulbs just reeks of priviledge to me. And seems a little toppy and degrading to the rest of us bulbs. My tools are far superior anyway. (I am seeing someone who works at Home Depot.) Speaking on gender equality, how do you really feel about cookies? Isn't that the point of this thread?

[The_Lady_Snow]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01483/lightbulb-shoes_1483397i.jpg

High Light bulb

[adorable]

http://fashioninmotion.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/chanel-lightbulb-heels_2200.jpg

REPORTED!! Objectifying and dismissive!!



http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01483/lightbulb-shoes_1483397i.jpg

High Light bulb

REPORTED! Hot!!!

[The_Lady_Snow]

:|


http://i.treehugger.com/bricklight.jpg

[*Magic_and_Silk*]

Have You ever noticed that the lightbulbs are all happily in their boxes, doin' the '69'?

Go look.




That's exactly what I needed to hear!
Thanks, DIVA!

YOU RAWK!

[adorable]

:|


http://i.treehugger.com/bricklight.jpg

Maybe linus could move this into the red zone?

[*Magic_and_Silk*]

I think that light bulbs are fine, but what about candles? they are energy efficient and have more than one use ...

Could you please elaborate on the 'more than one use' part of your post?

[Diva]

Ummm, you have a spelling error ..... just saying.



Maybe it was just a filament of Your imagination. :|

[Diva]

:|


http://i.treehugger.com/bricklight.jpg



Clique on, clique off.

[Diva]

I think you took my statement out of its original context. :cheerleader:
1 : the parts of a discourse that surround a word or passage and can throw light on its meaning



That's it. Step outside. I'm gonna socket to You.

[Arwen]

I have a serious question if that won't get in the way of some peoples humor. Which I don't get but I suppose thats just me.

If I have better sockets for my lightbulbs, am I inherently denying the lightbulbs right to choose? Am I suppressing the bulb's ability to grow?

[BullDog]

Why can't we ever just focus our conversation on the lightbulbs/lytebulbs/lightboibs themselves? Why do people always have to bring sockets into the conversation? That's the oldest diversionary and divisive tactic in the book!

[The_Lady_Snow]

http://thumb15.shutterstock.com.edgesuite.net/display_pic_with_logo/6203/6203,1176817800,1/stock-photo-man-wearing-suit-and-tie-leaning-on-a-light-bulb-photograph-of-crayon-drawn-man-with-real-light-3102927.jpg

[Arwen]

Bulldog, I'm calling you out on this. You always do this. You can't just let us talk about what needs to be talked about. You have to come in with your "there are no sockets just lightbulbs" rhetoric every time. Talk about derailing! I'm reporting you.:vigil: And now I'm going to talk about you in a passive-aggressive way using invisifont. :canoworms:

[Ebon]

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH TWO BACKLIGHTS BEING TOGETHER!!!

Just because some lightbulbs aren't into it doesn't mean it's gross or wrong!! Some people enjoy licking bulbs - others don't. Some are polybulberous and others are monobulberous.

This is the reason I stay out of the fluff thread and others like it. They really like it. Seriously. Everyone runs around with this bulb superiority and thinks they have the biggest bulbs - as if bigger bulbs are any brighter or something.

I for one am a switch that likes turning two bulbs at once.

And I would like Diva to post a picture of her box of bulbs.

Well duh! Everyone knows that blacklights have bigger bulbs.

[Arwen]

Well duh! Everyone knows that blacklights have bigger bulbs.


Oh.

So it's okay for YOU to make LOC remarks but if I do it, I'm a lightbulbist? Whatever. I'm out of here. This is just the same old same old and it's apparently hitting triggers I didn't know I had.

/commence flounce out

[Diva]

Oh.

So it's okay for YOU to make LOC remarks but if I do it, I'm a lightbulbist? Whatever. I'm out of here. This is just the same old same old and it's apparently hitting triggers I didn't know I had.

/commence flounce out



I think I'm gonna enroll in The 12~Bulb Program.....wanna join me? :|

[Diva]

Arwen....did you mean to say 'switches' instead of 'triggers'? I don't want to assume....

And then if we say 'switches', there's a whole 'nuther can of bulbs...:canoworms:

[Arwen]

I think I'm gonna enroll in The 12~Bulb Program.....wanna join me? :|





I would but I can't answer otherwise people will think I'm still subscribed and reading as a guest-only. :|

[Arwen]

I think I'm gonna enroll in The 12~Bulb Program.....wanna join me? :|





I would but I can't answer otherwise people will think I'm still subscribed and reading as a guest-only. :|


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I think that line is PROOF that the administration (and I use that term loosely and capri-less) is trying to squelch our right to free lightbulb speech.

[Arwen]

Arwen....did you mean to say 'switches' instead of 'triggers'? I don't want to assume....

And then if we say 'switches', there's a whole 'nuther can of bulbs...:canoworms:



I think that switches are inherently higher than triggers. They require that you reach for them. Triggers you just have to pull.:fastdraq:

[Diva]

Why can't we ever just focus our conversation on the lightbulbs/lytebulbs/lightboibs themselves? Why do people always have to bring sockets into the conversation? That's the oldest diversionary and divisive tactic in the book!



There is nothing worse than having a loose socket when You're screwin' in Your bulb.

Stop being deflective, Bulbdog.......

[JustJo]

As someone who is still just newly lit ...I really don't understand why we can't all just get along...come on....let's hold hands and sing

http://publicrelations200.com/Pictures/Lightbulb%20People.jpg

[Diva]

I think that switches are inherently higher than triggers. They require tht you reach for them. Triggers you just have to pull.:fastdraq:

I also have some of my bulbs attached to chains.....

:|

....in my closet.

[Diva]

As someone who is still just newly lit ...I really don't understand why we can't all just get along...come on....let's hold hands and sing

http://publicrelations200.com/Pictures/Lightbulb%20People.jpg




Kumbulbya...............

[Curley]

this made me question the implications of discussing light bulbs...why have we not heard from any?
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1185615/sex_and_the_socket/

[Medusa]

Y'all need to stop making fun of The Lord.

The Bible says "Let there be light" and y'all are just being sacreligious!

[Diva]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d7/Xanderstrike/Thoughts/lightbulbs.jpg

Too light.

[Arwen]

Y'all need to stop making fun of The Lord.

The Bible says "Let there be light" and y'all are just being sacreligious!

I need to remind you that not all of us are Geist. Some of us follow a Sylvania path.

[Diva]

Y'all need to stop making fun of The Lord.

The Bible says "Let there be light" and y'all are just being sacreligious!



This little light of mine.....I'm gonna let it shine....
Hide it under a bush, Hell NO! I'm gonna let it shine......

Thank You, sweet baby infant Jeebus.....

[Diva]

I need to remind you that not all of us are Geist. Some of us follow a Sylvania path.



Or GE...which, as we all know, stands for Grand Enlightenment.....

Come to the light, people, come to the light......

[Arwen]

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_472/1264391736eB7K09.jpg


Words fail me.

[Linus]

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_472/1264391736eB7K09.jpg


Words fail me.



Remember to allow all lightbulb religions in:

http://ideasmanv2.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/buddha.jpg

[Diva]

Lightbulb Play Party.

http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv314/ReuseConnection/Miscellaneous/100_0137.jpg

[Arwen]

Lightbulb Play Party.

http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv314/ReuseConnection/Miscellaneous/100_0137.jpg

Are we supposed to know which ones are tops and which are bottoms?

And I can't believe no one has brought up indoor vs outdoor lighting.

[BullDog]

Bulldog, I'm calling you out on this. You always do this. You can't just let us talk about what needs to be talked about. You have to come in with your "there are no sockets just lightbulbs" rhetoric every time. Talk about derailing! I'm reporting you.:vigil: And now I'm going to talk about you in a passive-aggressive way using invisifont. :canoworms:


Look Arwen, do you even identify as a Socket? I thought you were a LOC-sensual LightbulbGoddess? Why are you always speaking for Sockets?

We have entire websites devoted to Sockets. The whole damn world revolves around Sockets. As long as Sockets feel a connection in some way with the lightbulb dynamic sure they can be here. I am all for inclusion and everything but this is practically the only place on earth (well I mean the internet) where lightbulbs/lytebulbs/lightboibs and those who love us can come together and just be ourselves and celebrate being bulbs in all of our bulbversity!

In Solidarity,

BulbDog



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[MsDemeanor]

For some of us, attraction to light bulbs is a very real thing. I'm fed up with people accusing us of fetishizing light bulbs. We love who we love, and our love is NOT a fetish!!!!!

[Ebon]

Lightbulb Play Party.

http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv314/ReuseConnection/Miscellaneous/100_0137.jpg

See that's what I'm talking about. Where are the LOC?!!! In a separate box somewhere locked in the basement I bet...Bunch of BS!! Next the LOC will have to use separate sockets.

[NJFemmie]

http://thebruceblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/cat-bulb1.jpg

http://www.ameliorations.us/images/lolz/funny-pictures-cat-groceries-lightbulb-butt1.jpg

[Random]

I don't understand the point of this thread

:nyahnyah:

Lol.. we are making fun of ourselves...

[Scorp]

Hmmm, possibly Diva. For Jack is (silence of the) lamb! :pointing:

Dusa's Relationship Status:
xJackhammer is my lamb :sheep:

(Badoomp tis) :jester:

Are You trying to silence my bulbs? :|

[ravfem]

Sorry, but there are those who DO want to talk about this lightbulb issue. If you can't or won't, maybe you need to examine your own lightbulbphobia.

And! I've read the TOS backwards and forwards at midnight with a fine-toothed comb. There is nothing in there about lightbulbs which makes me think that the Admins of this so-called Planet may be closet lightbulbphobes themselves.

So now I'm not sure if I'm safe even talking about lightbulbs.

But because this matters to me, I'm saying this. I suppose I'll be banned for this so goodbye to those of you who ever really gave a Sh!t about lightbulbs.


Grin.


Thank you for your thoughtful post Arwen.

i must say.... Wait, first i must say this before i must say that which i was about to first say: this is coming from my me place and i really hope i don't offend any light bulbous types with my personal opinions that come only from my me place because i am not trying to pretend i know what it is like to be any bulb but the bulb i am because obviously i can only be my own light source and i have never been any other bulbous and so i wouldn't know the path that they light. Because it isn't my path to light. It's theirs. Not mine.

Having said that, i must say that your post has made me reflect on my bulbous privilege. and so now, i must apologize because i did not realize how special i am. i am sorry for being such a special lil bulb, and i promise to always keep the question mark inside my bulb lit brightly with a spotlight (if it is welcome here....is a spotlight welcome here?) so that others may know that i am reflecting upon my bulbousness.

http://www.nedubois.k12.in.us/hs/academics/images/lightbulb_explode.jpg

With all due respect Lady Snow, i must ask that you refrain from posting images such as this because they scare me. What if this happens to me?? The thought is overwhelming....i will be reporting your post. Perhaps you should take a minute to reflect upon how other bulbs could be shattered for life after viewing that horrid picture.

i am sure it is one of my ancestors...i need to hide under a shade now and try to process. i will never ever come back into this thread. Ever. Never. Do not try to talk me out of this decision, because it wont work.

i mean it. i'm not coming back. i'm really not.

Really.

[Scorp]

Now this is my kind of lightbulb:

http://jasontheodor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ice-cream-fluorescent-light-bulb-whippy.jpg

[Medusa]

I also want to voice my objection to this photo:


http://bop.nppa.org/2006/thumbnails/512/00009918-CPI--50098.jpg

[Curley]

Has anyone noticed the OP has had very little to say? I think hy is an imposter,,just trying to stir up shit between us and the bulbs

[Scorp]

Now look everyone, show some damn respect!


http://s220.photobucket.com/albums/dd287/wannadrink3/insults/lightbulb.gif

[ravfem]

quietly checking to see if anyone has begged me to come back yet....

http://www.motivators.com/images/products/lightbulb_small.jpg

[JustJo]

i must say.... Wait, first i must say this before i must say that which i was about to first say: this is coming from my me place and i really hope i don't offend any light bulbous types with my personal opinions that come only from my me place because i am not trying to pretend i know what it is like to be any bulb but the bulb i am because obviously i can only be my own light source and i have never been any other bulbous and so i wouldn't know the path that they light. Because it isn't my path to light. It's theirs. Not mine.

Having said that, i must say that your post has made me reflect on my bulbous privilege. and so now, i must apologize because i did not realize how special i am. i am sorry for being such a special lil bulb, and i promise to always keep the question mark inside my bulb lit brightly with a spotlight (if it is welcome here....is a spotlight welcome here?) so that others may know that i am reflecting upon my bulbousness.



Why must everything come back to size??? :seeingstars: I am not now, nor have I ever been a "lil bulb." I am a big, beautiful bulb...and I am proud of it. I no longer have time, space or energy for sockets that aren't strong enough or have enough character to partner with me...a big beautiful bulbous bulb!

[suebee]

Lightbulb Play Party.

http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv314/ReuseConnection/Miscellaneous/100_0137.jpg


Are we supposed to know which ones are tops and which are bottoms?

COLOR]

[COLOR="Blue"]I don't know either. But I'd hazzard a guess as to which are female-identified and which are male-identified.

Da :floatbee:'s got bulb-identity intuition like that!

[adorable]

[QUOTE=BullDog;133251]Look Arwen, do you even identify as a Socket? I thought you were a LOC-sensual LightbulbGoddess? Why are you always speaking for Sockets?

We have entire websites devoted to Sockets. The whole damn world revolves around Sockets. As long as Sockets feel a connection in some way with the lightbulb dynamic sure they can be here. I am all for inclusion and everything but this is practically the only place on earth (well I mean the internet) where lightbulbs/lytebulbs/lightboibs and those who love us can come together and just be ourselves and celebrate being bulbs in all of our bulbversity!

In Solidarity,

BulbDog

Are you claiming that the world and the internet are not the same thing? Because that is how I am reading what you wrote. That is disturbing to me. The internet IS the world to some of us bulbousdogus. And I don't appreciate you minimizing MY community with outlandish west coast bulbisms. Again, it seems very "west coast centric" to me.

[adorable]

I also want to voice my objection to this photo:


http://bop.nppa.org/2006/thumbnails/512/00009918-CPI--50098.jpg

REPORTED! Bulbuenndos!

[ravfem]

Why must everything come back to size??? :seeingstars: I am not now, nor have I ever been a "lil bulb." I am a big, beautiful bulb...and I am proud of it. I no longer have time, space or energy for sockets that aren't strong enough or have enough character to partner with me...a big beautiful bulbous bulb!

With all due respect, JustJo, i cannot speak to this because it is not my me space it is your me space and so i cannot comment. But thank you for the comment. i see your bulbousness, and i honor it.

However, i feel hurt and dismissed now because you are not appreciative of my embracing me being a special lil bulb. If you would please go back and actually take the time to read my post i stated i was a "special lil bulb", which is 100% different than just a "lil bulb". Maybe if you took a minute out of your oh so precious bulbous bulby bulb space, you could see that not everyone is the same. Do not try to pretend you know what my me space of being a special lil bulb is like because you do not.

i will be reporting your post as being out to get me because you're just insanely jealous that you aren't a "special lil bulb" you are only a bulb. So....i hope someone sticks a bobby pin in the socket you prefer. Stop thread stalking me.

i am done. DONE. i will NOT be back!! EVER.

So there.

[The_Lady_Snow]

Save the!!!

http://mycrunchylife.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/lit-for-earth-hour.jpg

[JustJo]

With all due respect, JustJo, i cannot speak to this because it is not my me space it is your me space and so i cannot comment. But thank you for the comment. i see your bulbousness, and i honor it.

However, i feel hurt and dismissed now because you are not appreciative of my embracing me being a special lil bulb. If you would please go back and actually take the time to read my post i stated i was a "special lil bulb", which is 100% different than just a "lil bulb". Maybe if you took a minute out of your oh so precious bulbous bulby bulb space, you could see that not everyone is the same. Do not try to pretend you know what my me space of being a special lil bulb is like because you do not.

i will be reporting your post as being out to get me because you're just insanely jealous that you aren't a "special lil bulb" you are only a bulb. So....i hope someone sticks a bobby pin in the socket you prefer. Stop thread stalking me.

i am done. DONE. i will NOT be back!! EVER.

So there.

Dear ravfem,

On reflection, I totally and completely see where I overlooked the word "special" in your "special lil bulb" description of your lovely bulbous self. Please forgive the oversight.

HOWEVER (and yes, I know that's shouting...but I know that your filament can be a bit thick at times)...I resent that you do not also appreciate my own specialness. I am not "only" a bulb as you so callously put it...I am a big beautiful bulbous bulb...and I know my own worth.

AND...I am not thread-stalking you. I merely thanked you for that chocolatey deliciousness you posted. I can see now that was a mistake. A mistake! And there is no need for you to storm out of here all lit up...because I am leaving...YES...me. I am. Don't even ASK me to come back...because I won't. Period.

You and I both know that this entire dialogue started back on the dash site...when you were trying to "stick a bobby pin" as you sooooo innocently put it ...into MY socket. Well...we are just fine, my socket and I...and I hope you know it!

[adorable]

With all due respect, JustJo, i cannot speak to this because it is not my me space it is your me space and so i cannot comment. But thank you for the comment. i see your bulbousness, and i honor it.

However, i feel hurt and dismissed now because you are not appreciative of my embracing me being a special lil bulb. If you would please go back and actually take the time to read my post i stated i was a "special lil bulb", which is 100% different than just a "lil bulb". Maybe if you took a minute out of your oh so precious bulbous bulby bulb space, you could see that not everyone is the same. Do not try to pretend you know what my me space of being a special lil bulb is like because you do not.

i will be reporting your post as being out to get me because you're just insanely jealous that you aren't a "special lil bulb" you are only a bulb. So....i hope someone sticks a bobby pin in the socket you prefer. Stop thread stalking me.

i am done. DONE. i will NOT be back!! EVER.

So there.

Ravfem please don't go!! Your voice matters here. Not really to me, but to other bulbs I'm sure. Unless you agree with me, in which case, well then I REALLY want you here. But seriously, if you don't agree with me, by all means - keep it moving....

[adorable]

Save the!!!

http://mycrunchylife.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/lit-for-earth-hour.jpg



I'M TELLING!!!!!

MEDUSA - SNOW IS PLAYING WITH FIRE AGAIN!!!!!

[ravfem]

Dear ravfem,

On reflection, I totally and completely see where I overlooked the word "special" in your "special lil bulb" description of your lovely bulbous self. Please forgive the oversight.

HOWEVER (and yes, I know that's shouting...but I know that your filament can be a bit thick at times)...I resent that you do not also appreciate my own specialness. I am not "only" a bulb as you so callously put it...I am a big beautiful bulbous bulb...and I know my own worth.

AND...I am not thread-stalking you. I merely thanked you for that chocolatey deliciousness you posted. I can see now that was a mistake. A mistake! And there is no need for you to storm out of here all lit up...because I am leaving...YES...me. I am. Don't even ASK me to come back...because I won't. Period.

You and I both know that this entire dialogue started back on the dash site...when you were trying to "stick a bobby pin" as you sooooo innocently put it ...into MY socket. Well...we are just fine, my socket and I...and I hope you know it!

Look here Ms Bulbblubby,

i hope you are at least bright enough to see that you are shining a big ole spotlight on your filamentphobia. Light up much??

The entire world knows that it was YOU who tried to poke your VERY bulbous bulb in MY socket even though i TRIED to enlighten your tired ass bulb even way back then that i prefer to be around BRIGHT bulbs, not DIM ones but nooooooooooooooo you just had to keep on lighting up about the whole mess. So, since YOU brought it up again, FINE. Bring it bulb! i ain't scared of your dimness.

ETA (even though i didn't *really* come back to edit it, because i am adding it as i write): i do not have anything against dim bulbs, just fyi. The world needs dim bulbs to help us special lil bulbs appreciate ourselves even more than we do. And i understand that i cannot speak from their me place cause it's not my me place it's their me place. i am not trying to pretend to know what it must feel like to be just a bulb.

i am DONE. i can see i am not appreciated by you bulbs with your click on click offish ways. Fine. i wont bother coming back here again.

[ravfem]

Ravfem please don't go!! Your voice matters here. Not really to me, but to other bulbs I'm sure. Unless you agree with me, in which case, well then I REALLY want you here. But seriously, if you don't agree with me, by all means - keep it moving....

me too

frickin too short message error. Figures it'd be speciallilbulbaphobic.

[adorable]

WARNING!! This is not for minors!!! EXPLICIT CONTENT!!!!

Bulbs get turned on in a variety of ways...
maybe someday everyone can respect that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=YhLiy1P9uRc&feature=related

[TenderKnight]

Save the!!!

http://mycrunchylife.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/lit-for-earth-hour.jpg

Thank you for this, Lady Snow.. You know, I have been following this thread for a while now and just can't keep quiet any longer..

Some of us here don't go for bulbs. Some, I for one, enjoy spending time in candle light.. Now, I will admit, I may be a little biased.. I have been burned by more then one sweet looking bulb.. It's always the same with them.. They come all cushined up in that lil box, looking all clear and full of potiential (that's another thing.. frosted bulb? EWW! They smell, you know..), I screw the bulb into my socket and it's all fine and dandy until one day, out of the blue, I flip the switch and she's gone. No note, no text, NOTHING!

I've never been let down by a candle.. Plus, candles are just plain HOT!

OK, that's all.. I'm sure that I'll get flamed for this, but I don't care.. My love for candles deserves space too!

-Tony, candle lover.

[BullDog]

Are you claiming that the world and the internet are not the same thing? Because that is how I am reading what you wrote. That is disturbing to me. The internet IS the world to some of us bulbousdogus. And I don't appreciate you minimizing MY community with outlandish west coast bulbisms. Again, it seems very "west coast centric" to me.

Look Adorable, if you went on enough self-emposed, 30 second exiles from cyberspace the way I do you'd know the difference between the real world and Internet!

The real world is completely different. No one talks like this out in the real world and lightbulbs don't "identify" as lightbulbs, they are lightbulbs. Lightbulbs are transparent (or brightly colored/etc) not "transparent" ("or brightly colored/etc") just to make themselves into the spotlight. The bulbs just live their real lives shining brightly instead of all of this online bs, divisive crap.

It also rains a lot more out here (*owning* my PNW centrism).

/derail ----> back to Bulbs

[adorable]

Look Adorable, if you went on enough self-emposed, 30 second exiles from cyberspace the way I do you'd know the difference between the real world and Internet!

The real world is completely different. No one talks like this out in the real world and lightbulbs don't "identify" as lightbulbs, they are lightbulbs. Lightbulbs are transparent (or brightly colored/etc) not "transparent" ("or brightly colored/etc") just to make themselves into the spotlight. The bulbs just live their real lives shining brightly instead of all of this online bs, divisive crap.

It also rains a lot more out here (*owning* my PNW centrism).

/derail ----> back to Bulbs

WAY to make it all about YOU again bullbulb!! And 30 second breaks smacks of west coast priviledge to me! On the east coast, us bulbs actually have to keep office lights on 24/7 to let all you (not you except you specifically and the collective me) west coast bulbs laze in the freaking sun all damn day!

[Scorp]

This is pretty cool. Scroll and check all the pics out:

http://www.freakingnews.com/Light-Bulb-Pictures----2363-0.asp

[Diva]

Thank you for this, Lady Snow.. You know, I have been following this thread for a while now and just can't keep quiet any longer..

Some of us here don't go for bulbs. Some, I for one, enjoy spending time in candle light.. Now, I will admit, I may be a little biased.. I have been burned by more then one sweet looking bulb.. It's always the same with them.. They come all cushined up in that lil box, looking all clear and full of potiential (that's another thing.. frosted bulb? EWW! They smell, you know..), I screw the bulb into my socket and it's all fine and dandy until one day, out of the blue, I flip the switch and she's gone. No note, no text, NOTHING!

I've never been let down by a candle.. Plus, candles are just plain HOT!

OK, that's all.. I'm sure that I'll get flamed for this, but I don't care.. My love for candles deserves space too!

-Tony, candle lover.


Clearly, You were using low~wattage bulbs. For the best results and optimum visualization to the darkest corners, maximum wattage is best.

Though candle~light IS nice, too. And it IS difficult to drizzle hot bulb drippings on exposed skin.....I've heard tell.....

[Curley]

We need to be inclusive....but where do we draw the line? I mean really look how are we to accommodate these
http://www.freakingnews.com/Light-Bulbs-Pictures--1448.asp

[Medusa]

This is all very hateful and petty.

Oh simpletons! It matters not who likes lightbulbs and what kinds versus who like candles. The only thing that matters is that *I* have the only REAL and TRUE light source in the universe.

http://dandelionmama.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/sun.jpg

[TenderKnight]

ravfem,

Please desist of leaving threatening and vulger messages in my rep box. Very unbulby like of you..

[TenderKnight]

Clearly, You were using low~wattage bulbs. For the best results and optimum visualization to the darkest corners, maximum wattage is best.

Though candle~light IS nice, too. And it IS difficult to drizzle hot bulb drippings on exposed skin.....I've heard tell.....





Hot crumbled glass? lol.. It doesn't matter to me.. Low, High, a bulb is a bulb.

-Tony, candle lover.

[Diva]

Has anyone noticed the OP has had very little to say? I think hy is an imposter,,just trying to stir up shit between us and the bulbs


Drive~by bulbing.

[ravfem]

This is pretty cool. Scroll and check all the pics out:

http://www.freakingnews.com/Light-Bulb-Pictures----2363-0.asp

hello Scorp.

Please understand that i am coming from my me space, ok dear?

i feel your post is dismissive. i am trying to make this entire thread about me, and you are interfering by posting cuteness. This hurts my feelings and i will not have this thread be about anyone else but me & my specialness.

Obviously you don't care about me. i'll just go quietly now, and i will not be back. i may even think about looking for some water and a cement floor. But i wont be missed so it doesn't matter, some other bulb will just use their filament. Just please don't let it be that bulbousy JustJo. She's such a "look at me, i light up so nicely, gather round and let me warm you" ho.

[Curley]

This is pretty cool. Scroll and check all the pics out:

http://www.freakingnews.com/Light-Bulb-Pictures----2363-0.asp
I suppose cause your bulbs are cooler then mine you think your are brighter then mine

[JustJo]

Look here Ms Bulbblubby,

i hope you are at least bright enough to see that you are shining a big ole spotlight on your filamentphobia. Light up much??

The entire world knows that it was YOU who tried to poke your VERY bulbous bulb in MY socket even though i TRIED to enlighten your tired ass bulb even way back then that i prefer to be around BRIGHT bulbs, not DIM ones but nooooooooooooooo you just had to keep on lighting up about the whole mess. So, since YOU brought it up again, FINE. Bring it bulb! i ain't scared of your dimness.

ETA (even though i didn't *really* come back to edit it, because i am adding it as i write): i do not have anything against dim bulbs, just fyi. The world needs dim bulbs to help us special lil bulbs appreciate ourselves even more than we do. And i understand that i cannot speak from their me place cause it's not my me place it's their me place. i am not trying to pretend to know what it must feel like to be just a bulb.

i am DONE. i can see i am not appreciated by you bulbs with your click on click offish ways. Fine. i wont bother coming back here again.


Fine! I'm out!! Goodbye!!!!!! I hope you enjoy your continued delusion of being the only special bulb in a field of dim bulbs. Click off, I say...click OFF!

[JustJo]

Fine! I'm out!! Goodbye!!!!!! I hope you enjoy your continued delusion of being the only special bulb in a field of dim bulbs. Click off, I say...click OFF!

rav....I miss you already...can't we just be friends? :rrose:

Oh...and you might want to check your overhead lights...just sayin'

http://www.amalah.com/amalah/images/2007/11/08/lightbulb_cat.jpg

[ravfem]

ravfem,

Please desist of leaving threatening and vulger messages in my rep box. Very unbulby like of you..


Dear TenderLight,

i will be reporting your post. i was being very low light in my vulgarity towards you and you have now insisted on bringing it out into the natural light. Obviously you are a candle lover because you know no bulb would want to light your way.

[Scorp]

Dear Santa,

I'd like these in each of my rooms for Christmas.

Love, Little Scorpi

http://i44.tinypic.com/33vgnwo.jpg

[JustJo]

Just please don't let it be that bulbousy JustJo. She's such a "look at me, i light up so nicely, gather round and let me warm you" ho.

Can I help it that I'm all warm and glowy? :gimmehug:

[ravfem]

rav....I miss you already...can't we just be friends? :rrose:

Oh...and you might want to check your overhead lights...just sayin'

http://www.amalah.com/amalah/images/2007/11/08/lightbulb_cat.jpg

i love you Jo. It's always only been you that lights up my days and fills my nights with dimness.

To everyone: Please remember this is all about me, not JustJo.

um....is it just me, or does that cat bear a resemblance to Scoote?

[adorable]

hello Scorp.

Please understand that i am coming from my me space, ok dear?

i feel your post is dismissive. i am trying to make this entire thread about me, and you are interfering by posting cuteness. This hurts my feelings and i will not have this thread be about anyone else but me & my specialness.

Obviously you don't care about me. i'll just go quietly now, and i will not be back. i may even think about looking for some water and a cement floor. But i wont be missed so it doesn't matter, some other bulb will just use their filament. Just please don't let it be that bulbousy JustJo. She's such a "look at me, i light up so nicely, gather round and let me warm you" ho.

Fine! I'm out!! Goodbye!!!!!! I hope you enjoy your continued delusion of being the only special bulb in a field of dim bulbs. Click off, I say...click OFF!


Now, now bulbiegrrls simmer down....play nice and keep the ugliness hidden from my sensibilties. I prefer arguments to happen in kiddie pools filled with jello. Seriously. bulbwrestling is hoootttt!

Was that patronizing enough? Because I can come over and pat your heads....

REPORTED!

[Diva]

This is all very hateful and petty.

Oh simpletons! It matters not who likes lightbulbs and what kinds versus who like candles. The only thing that matters is that *I* have the only REAL and TRUE light source in the universe.

http://dandelionmama.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/sun.jpg



Well aren't we just a weeeee bit superior, Miss Top BulbaLicious?


There's a better line in there than that piece o' crap I just dished out.....:brightbulb:

[BullDog]

WAY to make it all about YOU again bullbulb!! And 30 second breaks smacks of west coast priviledge to me! On the east coast, us bulbs actually have to keep office lights on 24/7 to let all you (not you except you specifically and the collective me) west coast bulbs laze in the freaking sun all damn day!

Your tired, worn-out stereotypes of the West Coast clearly show you know nothing of the PNW. Sun- what is that (insert sarcastic laughter).

BulbDog/BullBulb

p.s.
I'm a little hurt no one has started calling me Bullby yet.

[TenderKnight]

Dear TenderLight,

i will be reporting your post. i was being very low light in my vulgarity towards you and you have now insisted on bringing it out into the natural light. Obviously you are a candle lover because you know no bulb would want to light your way.

Listen, I know that there was that one time I *almost* put you into the water.. and the other time i dropped you and you almost shattered.. and that other time i.. well I know that we have a past, but don't think that you have the right to hoard your light over me. I find it hard to connect with some bulbs.. sometimes my socket is just too big for them.. But that doesn't mean that I'm not worthy of love, just like the next guy.

But, thanks for reminding me why I like candles so much, you 12 volter.

-Tony, PROUD candle lover.

[Scorp]

Hell yeah, I am the light of the world!
:nyahnyah:


http://www.christianmyspace.com/images/backgrounds/previews/i-am-the-light-of-the-world.jpg



I suppose cause your bulbs are cooler then mine you think your are brighter then mine

[adorable]

Your tired, worn-out stereotypes of the West Coast clearly show you know nothing of the PNW. Sun- what is that (insert sarcastic laughter).

BulbDog/BullBulb

p.s.
I'm a little hurt no one has started calling me Bullby yet.


I was trying not to be bulbogynistic and Bullby seems that way. I am sorry that I generalized the entire west coast. Really, please accept my apologies. I forget that PNW is really more like SanFranlaska...

In other news: A new song is out by the pussybulb dolls....

Dontcha wish your grrlbulb was hot like me?? Dontcha?

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m267/Nilemonitor_333/z9.jpg

Dontcha?

[Scorp]

Dear ravfem,

Cuteness can not be helped. It's just a natural reaction. I can suggest some help for you. Group Therapy will be taking place in an hour so, located down the hall and around the corner. The name of the group session is "Watts The Matter With Me".

It sounds as if you have been experiencing these issues and the light bulbs are beginning to wear you down.

I wish you well and hope you are able to correct such issues.

Let me know if I can be of any further assistance.

"Warm" Regards,

-Scorp- (the one with the cute light bulb postings)


hello Scorp.

Please understand that i am coming from my me space, ok dear?

i feel your post is dismissive. i am trying to make this entire thread about me, and you are interfering by posting cuteness. This hurts my feelings and i will not have this thread be about anyone else but me & my specialness.

Obviously you don't care about me. i'll just go quietly now, and i will not be back. i may even think about looking for some water and a cement floor. But i wont be missed so it doesn't matter, some other bulb will just use their filament. Just please don't let it be that bulbousy JustJo. She's such a "look at me, i light up so nicely, gather round and let me warm you" ho.

[MsDemeanor]

Lol.. we are making fun of ourselves...
Clearly. "I don't understand the point of this thread" is one of the posts that will pop up from time to time.

[Curley]

now see what you all did?
I want some of these now

http://www.gravidmatter.com/
Amazon.com: Christmas Holiday Light up Light Bulb Flashing Earrings: Kitchen & Dining
http://www.gadgetsharp.com/20100316/12-creative-and-unusual-light-bulb-inspired-product-design/
http://www.staceyhoughdesigns.com/lightbulbearrings

[amiyesiam]

Dear Admin-a-bulbs

I fear I must report this entire thread
It is not possible that this many light sources can get along for this many pages.
There has to be some kind of conspiracy going on here.
Someone somewhere in this thread has to be really upset, offended, confused, or crying for this to be an actual thread. Are they are just to afraid to come out and talk about it for fear of being rejected.

oh and why haven't
lightening
forest fires
or all types of holiday lighting been in here to post?


and lastly
why did Diva get a whole box of bulbs to play with and no one else did?
and
why hasn't anyone made her share?


Sincerely
Bulb a geek u la

[MsDemeanor]

Someone somewhere in this thread has to be really upset, offended, confused, or crying for this to be an actual thread.
I am all of these things. Furthermore, I am so deeply offended that I am clipping out of context portions of every offensive post in to one completely nonsensical post which I will then post here in all caps, a large font, and some horribly obnoxious color that is hard on the eyes. Said post will end with a pronouncement that I am unsubscribing from the thread, thus sparing me the five pages of attacks by sentence deconstructors and bulb cliques (you know who you are!!) that will surely follow my post.

[Selenay]

http://www.ledlightsorient.com/images/LED%20Rope%20Lights/LED-Rope-Light-0408.jpg

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.

http://www.giftideas.co.uk/gifts/led-rope-light-multi-colour.jpg


By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

[amiyesiam]

I am all of these things. Furthermore, I am so deeply offended that I am clipping out of context portions of every offensive post in to one completely nonsensical post which I will then post here in all caps, a large font, and some horribly obnoxious color that is hard on the eyes. Said post will end with a pronouncement that I am unsubscribing from the thread, thus sparing me the five pages of attacks by sentence deconstructors and bulb cliques (you know who you are!!) that will surely follow my post.

I totally get what you are saying, but I am going to ignore the context of your bulb and focus on what you mean by saying horribly obnoxious color?

so what do you mean by that statement?

are you implying some colors are better than other colors?

are some colors easier on the eyes?

are certain hues of certain colors better than others?

and

now this thread could be totally derailed with people coming to the defense of and standing up for "colors".

ye gods look what you have started now.


you should be very pleased ashamed of yourself.

is that light enough and big enough for you?:|

[*Magic_and_Silk*]

http://www.ledlightsorient.com/images/LED%20Rope%20Lights/LED-Rope-Light-0408.jpg

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.

http://www.giftideas.co.uk/gifts/led-rope-light-multi-colour.jpg


By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.


OMG...Now I am SOOOOO turned on...I mean...my Bulbs are turned on...Does that really make sense?

I guess it does, if *I* am the bulb.

Maybe I am just talking about my "bulbees"....hmmmm

Now *I* am confused.

[Daywalker]

Let me guess: all your farms are planted and you've just recently changed their design, factories in full production, gifts collected, sent and used, superpokes fed, tickled, washed and their habitats decorated, crows fed and in bed, tunes played, posted and played again, writing finished for the day, Mrs. Day's at work, the supper dishes done and Sampson and Delilah fed and purring beside you. So's all you had left to do was invent another one of your famous threads. :canadian:

Da :floatbee: loves it! ;)

I have 8 pages to read now, but I had to stop at post #4.

:|

This cracked me the fuck up.

:rofl:

At the same time, it's a little skeery how much folks
know about me from the Facebook alone.
:huhlaugh:


:daywalker:

[amiyesiam]

http://www.ledlightsorient.com/images/LED%20Rope%20Lights/LED-Rope-Light-0408.jpg

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.

http://www.giftideas.co.uk/gifts/led-rope-light-multi-colour.jpg


By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

crap I forgot all about the rope lights
does that make me a horrible person?
Maybe Corkey should spank me?
just so long as he doesn't breake my bulbs

[adorable]

I am all of these things. Furthermore, I am so deeply offended that I am clipping out of context portions of every offensive post in to one completely nonsensical post which I will then post here in all caps, a large font, and some horribly obnoxious color that is hard on the eyes. Said post will end with a pronouncement that I am unsubscribing from the thread, thus sparing me the five pages of attacks by sentence deconstructors and bulb cliques (you know who you are!!) that will surely follow my post.

REPORTED!

http://www.ledlightsorient.com/images/LED%20Rope%20Lights/LED-Rope-Light-0408.jpg

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.

http://www.giftideas.co.uk/gifts/led-rope-light-multi-colour.jpg


Bi colored strands cannot be TRUSTED!!!!!! I knew someone that dated a bi-colored strand of bulbs once and nothing went wrong, but I add a horrified face when I tell the story for dramatic effect.

By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

I totally get what you are saying, but I am going to ignore the context of your bulb and focus on what you mean by saying horribly obnoxious color?

so what do you mean by that statement?

are you implying some colors are better than other colors?

are some colors easier on the eyes?

are certain hues of certain colors better than others?

and

now this thread could be totally derailed with people coming to the defense of and standing up for "colors".

ye gods look what you have started now.


you should be very pleased ashamed of yourself.

is that light enough and big enough for you?:|

REPORTED! <--This is the national planet color (not COLOUR) and everyone should use it when they come to this planet!

OMG...Now I am SOOOOO turned on...I mean...my Bulbs are turned on...Does that really make sense?

I guess it does, if *I* am the bulb.

Maybe I am just talking about my "bulbees"....hmmmm

Now *I* am confused.




I just really wanted to practice my multiquoting ability. Clearly I am far superior at it then less multi-purpose bulbs.

[Bit]

*buries face in hands* omigawwwwd this is just hopeless... someone tries to light up a serious conversation and look what y'all have done to it... pages and pages and PAGES... can't the dramabulbs just go light up their OWN threads please? Can't we shed a little light in peace just ONCE for Bulb's sake?!

[Bit]

http://www.ledlightsorient.com/images/LED%20Rope%20Lights/LED-Rope-Light-0408.jpg

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.

http://www.giftideas.co.uk/gifts/led-rope-light-multi-colour.jpg


By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

This is just bulbously classist. It so happens that I cannot afford rope lights, no matter how beautiful they are, and I know I'm not the only one.

LED lights are more efficient anyway--not that I can afford anything more than the two solar LEDS that light my porch stairs at night, and those only because they were on sale--but LEDs are the lightwave of the future.

:hrmph:

[amiyesiam]

*buries face in hands* omigawwwwd this is just hopeless... someone tries to light up a serious conversation and look what y'all have done to it... pages and pages and PAGES... can't the dramabulbs just go light up their OWN threads please? Can't we shed a little light in peace just ONCE for Bulb's sake?!

nope:seeingstars:

on the other hand I will share Diva's bulbs with you!

[adorable]

This is just bulbously classist. It so happens that I cannot afford rope lights, no matter how beautiful they are, and I know I'm not the only one.

LED lights are more efficient anyway--not that I can afford anything more than the two solar LEDS that light my porch stairs at night, and those only because they were on sale--but LEDs are the lightwave of the future.

:hrmph:

I can totally relate to this bit! I went to the Bulbyranch in Las Vegas once and wanted a hot little string of glitter lights. I was so excited to see all the strings lined up for me to chose from. WOW! The ones I wanted were so expensive! I ended up with this boring clear set that just laid there and didn't even flash! Sigh... :(

[Daywalker]

Has anyone noticed the OP has had very little to say? I think hy is an imposter,,just trying to stir up shit between us and the bulbs

:weedsmoke:

Clearly the OP is light sensitive.

And to the rest of you who think making light of one's sensitivities is funny:

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs4/i/2004/208/4/5/Your_Light_Is_My_Pain__resized.jpg

:daywalker:

[Martina]

"Can't we all just get along?"

http://www.i360photo.com/images/lightbulb3.jpg

[blush]

http://dandelionmama.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/sun.jpg


Oh, for fuck's sake, I just knew someone would bring up the patriarchy.

[Bit]

nope:seeingstars:

on the other hand I will share Diva's bulbs with you!

Awww you sweetheart! You just light up my days with your bright thoughtfulness!

I can totally relate to this bit! I went to the Bulbyranch in Las Vegas once and wanted a hot little string of glitter lights. I was so excited to see all the strings lined up for me to chose from. WOW! The ones I wanted were so expensive! I ended up with this boring clear set that just laid there and didn't even flash! Sigh... :(

I don't even know what to say to this, adorable... it's lightyears from my own life. I wouldn't DREAM of buying a string of hot little glitter lights in Vegas, if I could even GET there... who knows where they've been or how many... businesslights... they were with before they offered to light my nights? I don't take chances like that. *prude face*

I know I should be sympathetic to you, but really... I think your answer shows your own inherent privilege and classism. Haven't you heard of thinking globally and buying locally? What about the small light emporium you might have sustained in your own town, if you hadn't been gallivanting around the Bulbyranch?

I'm so disillusioned. I don't even know what I'm doing in this supposedly enlightened thread.

...besides lmao, I mean...

[ravfem]

*buries face in hands* omigawwwwd this is just hopeless... someone tries to light up a serious conversation and look what y'all have done to it... pages and pages and PAGES... can't the dramabulbs just go light up their OWN threads please? Can't we shed a little light in peace just ONCE for Bulb's sake?!

uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm exCUSE me??

i can go anywhere that my special lil bulb will light the way for me to go, thank you BULBY much.

i am reporting you for being ....something.....gimme a minute and i'll think of something....

Meanwhile, i am DONE. i refuse to shine my flickering special lil bulbous self around here ever again (even though this whole thread is about me).

[Bit]

uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm exCUSE me??

i can go anywhere that my special lil bulb will light the way for me to go, thank you BULBY much.

i am reporting you for being ....something.....gimme a minute and i'll think of something....

Meanwhile, i am DONE. i refuse to shine my flickering special lil bulbous self around here ever again (even though this whole thread is about me).

:eatinghersheybar: :sunglass: oh yeah? DO tell. :eatinghersheybar: *Mmmmmm, how I am enjoying my chocolate*

[adorable]

:weedsmoke:

Clearly the OP is light sensitive.

And to the rest of you who think making light of one's sensitivities is funny:

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs4/i/2004/208/4/5/Your_Light_Is_My_Pain__resized.jpg

:daywalker:


I didn't read the OP, but clearly this is dismissive to the OPs intent and I am reporting this post for snark. I know the OP in real FARM time and know how seriously hy takes bulbing.

[adorable]

Awww you sweetheart! You just light up my days with your bright thoughtfulness!



I don't even know what to say to this, adorable... it's lightyears from my own life. I wouldn't DREAM of buying a string of hot little glitter lights in Vegas, if I could even GET there... who knows where they've been or how many... businesslights... they were with before they offered to light my nights? I don't take chances like that. *prude face*

I know I should be sympathetic to you, but really... I think your answer shows your own inherent privilege and classism. Haven't you heard of thinking globally and buying locally? What about the small light emporium you might have sustained in your own town, if you hadn't been gallivanting around the Bulbyranch?

I'm so disillusioned. I don't even know what I'm doing in this supposedly enlightened thread.

...besides lmao, I mean...


REPORTED! I report all threads unless they clearly agree with mine! I'm calling POMPUSBULBUS BS here!

[Random]

All praise Tesla!!!!!


http://www.ledlightsorient.com/images/LED%20Rope%20Lights/LED-Rope-Light-0408.jpg

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.

http://www.giftideas.co.uk/gifts/led-rope-light-multi-colour.jpg


By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

[ravfem]

:eatinghersheybar: :sunglass: oh yeah? DO tell. :eatinghersheybar: *Mmmmmm, how I am enjoying my chocolate*

:annoyed: aaaaannnnnnnd another thing! :rant:

uh..... :eyebrow: :dots:

Oh, it's yoooouu, Bit! i didn't realize it was yooouuuu! You sweetheart you :cheesy: :welcome: :callme:

you do realize i was only playing around, right??:cracked:

i looooove you! :cheer:

Now, about the chocolate.....

:4femme:

[Bit]

REPORTED! I report all threads unless they clearly agree with mine! I'm calling POMPUSBULBUS BS here!

Pompousbulbousness? ME? hahahahahahahahaha!! Clearly you cannot read English. I am always sweetness and light, with never a filament out of place. No one could POSSIBLY be more sweetness and light than I am, unless they're a total hypocrite who couldn't light up so much as a closet.

*secretly reports you for harassment*

[Bit]

:annoyed: aaaaannnnnnnd another thing! :rant:

uh..... :eyebrow: :dots:

Oh, it's yoooouu, Bit! i didn't realize it was yooouuuu! You sweetheart you :cheesy: :welcome: :callme:

you do realize i was only playing around, right??:cracked:

i looooove you! :cheer:

Now, about the chocolate.....

:4femme:

Well, now. That's more like it.

*passes the chocolate* Good to have you on my side, since I am always on the side of the light.

[Selenay]

OMG...Now I am SOOOOO turned on...I mean...my Bulbs are turned on...Does that really make sense?

I guess it does, if *I* am the bulb.

Maybe I am just talking about my "bulbees"....hmmmm

Now *I* am confused.



I would prefer if you wouldn't flirt with me in public.

It makes me very uncomfortable because I only date small bulbs and you're, well, not.
Sorry.


crap I forgot all about the rope lights
does that make me a horrible person?
Maybe Corkey should spank me?
just so long as he doesn't breake my bulbs

You are a horrible person and I am judging you.

This is just bulbously classist. It so happens that I cannot afford rope lights, no matter how beautiful they are, and I know I'm not the only one.

LED lights are more efficient anyway--not that I can afford anything more than the two solar LEDS that light my porch stairs at night, and those only because they were on sale--but LEDs are the lightwave of the future.

:hrmph:

A. It is not classist because you can buy the lights in any length INCLUDING small affordable lengths.
B. If you had bothered to learn anything ABOUT rope lights you would know that they ARE LED lights, so don't bring your hateful discriminatory non LED views here because, just because I'm an LED doesn't mean I'm not going to stand for racist remarks about regular bulbs.

[adorable]

Pompousbulbousness? ME? hahahahahahahahaha!! Clearly you cannot read English. I am always sweetness and light, with never a filament out of place. No one could POSSIBLY be more sweetness and light than I am, unless they're a total hypocrite who couldn't light up so much as a closet.

*secretly reports you for harassment*

Sweetness and light? Humph! Using a odd color font does not a sweetlightbulb make!!!

ETA: I DEMAND the Admin to allow me to thank my own posts!!!!!

[ravfem]

Well, now. That's more like it.

*passes the chocolate* Good to have you on my side, since I am always on the side of the light.

:eatinghersheybar: *nods* :eatinghersheybar:

you're always light....i mean right as long as you give me chocolate, anyway

[Bit]

A. It is not classist because you can buy the lights in any length INCLUDING small affordable lengths.
B. If you had bothered to learn anything ABOUT rope lights you would know that they ARE LED lights, so don't bring your hateful discriminatory non LED views here because, just because I'm an LED doesn't mean I'm not going to stand for racist remarks about regular bulbs.




REALLY now! I have SEEN rope lights in all the stores at holiday time, and I have READ. THE. PACKAGES. and they are NOT all LED lights. And how DARE you accuse me--ME!!--of being discriminatory?! I come from a mixed-bulb family, I'll have you know!

I'm not reporting you because you couldn't have known about my family, but now that I've told you I expect no more dim accusations about discrimination. :hrmph:

[Martina]

i just LOVE all the comments made by all the butches. *swoon*

They are so enlightening. *Tee Hee*

http://righttruth.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451c49a69e201156f8e5a9b970b-320wi

[Selenay]

REALLY now! I have SEEN rope lights in all the stores at holiday time, and I have READ. THE. PACKAGES. and they are NOT all LED lights. And how DARE you accuse me--ME!!--of being discriminatory?! I come from a mixed-bulb family, I'll have you know!

I'm not reporting you because you couldn't have known about my family, but now that I've told you I expect no more dim accusations about discrimination. :hrmph:


I never said ALL of them are LED. You're taking what I said out of context, aaaaaassss usual.

As for your family, is that the same as knowing a guy who knows a guy who's a black bulb? Whatever.

[Bit]

Sweetness and light? Humph! Using a odd color font does not a sweetlightbulb make!!!

ETA: I DEMAND the Admin to allow me to thank my own posts!!!!!

For your information, DEAR lil allaboutmemeME, Teal Verdana has been my signature font and color for *omg I have to stop and actually count up the years hahahaha* seven years now which is almost a decade which is CERTAINLY longer than YOU'VE been shining in this part of my world. *haughty look*

Of course, if you were to light up the page with your own signature color, I might find it easier to take you seriously.

*hands Rav more chocolate, turns back to the colorfree unenlightened one*

I might even bring a little sweetness and light to your dreary days by including you in the chocolate club.

[adorable]

For your information, DEAR lil allaboutmemeME, Teal Verdana has been my signature font and color for *omg I have to stop and actually count up the years hahahaha* seven years now which is almost a decade which is CERTAINLY longer than YOU'VE been shining in this part of my world. *haughty look*

Of course, if you were to light up the page with your own signature color, I might find it easier to take you seriously.

*hands Rav more chocolate, turns back to the colorfree unenlightened one*

I might even bring a little sweetness and light to your dreary days by including you in the chocolate club.

Did you just call me fat? Cuz I totally am and the minute you turn your back I plan to steal all your chocolate.

This whole post reeks of ageist bulbism, possibly bulbotheisum and hyperthyroidism.

REPORTED!

[amiyesiam]

i just LOVE all the comments made by all the butches. *swoon*

They are so enlightening. *Tee Hee*

http://righttruth.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451c49a69e201156f8e5a9b970b-320wi

*snort*



I am reporting your post for butch butt bulb kissing

[Bit]

I never said ALL of them are LED. You're taking what I said out of context, aaaaaassss usual.

As for your family, is that the same as knowing a guy who knows a guy who's a black bulb? Whatever.

*puts dim accuser on ignore*


*reports post: "This is just terrible; I cannot BELIEVE she SAID this to me! I'm done dealing with her and I've put her on ignore but REALLY this post NEEDS moderated!! How DARE she attack my family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*

[amiyesiam]

For your information, DEAR lil allaboutmemeME, Teal Verdana has been my signature font and color for *omg I have to stop and actually count up the years hahahaha* seven years now which is almost a decade which is CERTAINLY longer than YOU'VE been shining in this part of my world. *haughty look*

Of course, if you were to light up the page with your own signature color, I might find it easier to take you seriously.

*hands Rav more chocolate, turns back to the colorfree unenlightened one*

I might even bring a little sweetness and light to your dreary days by including you in the chocolate club.


whoaaa
wait a minute
if there is a chocolate club
i wanna be a member
I will paint my bulb any color you want
and be what ever kind of bulb you want
just don't leave me out of the gang /clickclub

[Corkey]

whoaaa
wait a minute
if there is a chocolate club
i wanna be a member
I will paint my bulb any color you want
and be what ever kind of bulb you want
just don't leave me out of the gang /clickclub

tratorbulb:seeingstars:

[ravfem]

For your information, DEAR lil allaboutmemeME, Teal Verdana has been my signature font and color for *omg I have to stop and actually count up the years hahahaha* seven years now which is almost a decade which is CERTAINLY longer than YOU'VE been shining in this part of my world. *haughty look*

*hands Rav more chocolate, turns back to the colorfree unenlightened one*

I might even bring a little sweetness and light to your dreary days by including you in the chocolate club.

:eatinghersheybar:

yeah! what Bit said!

......wait......Bit?

um.....no, that wont work....see...*i* am the only bulb allowed to be in the chocolate club, k?

:eatinghersheybar:

Did you just call me fat? Cuz I totally am and the minute you turn your back I plan to steal all your chocolate.

REPORTED!

Look adorable....i just think you should know that stealing chocolate will get your bulbs crushed. Don't say i didn't enlighten you on the matter, k?
:hammer:
:dimbulb::dimbulb:

[Bit]

Did you just call me fat? Cuz I totally am and the minute you turn your back I plan to steal all your chocolate.

This whole post reeks of ageist bulbism, possibly bulbotheisum and hyperthyroidism.

REPORTED![/QUOTE

WHAT is your problem?! How could I possibly even KNOW what you look like? And for your INFORmation, hyperthyroidism is an incurable medical condition which the sufferer CAN. NOT. HELP. Your using it as yet another dim accusation against me just shows your own ableist privilege.

Some children's people, honestly!

*hides chocolate... all except two pieces, oops*

[QUOTE=amiyesiam;133462]*snort*



I am reporting your post for butch butt bulb kissing

*elaborate sigh* There's always SOMEONE who goes there... and is it even consensual BBB Kissing?

[ravfem]

that's it, i'm reporting all y'all and this thread WILL be closed down!!

i will NOT share my chocolate!! i wont!!

[amiyesiam]

tratorbulb:seeingstars:

tater salad bulb

i am going to report you for being a smarty pants to your wife

after all I can't put you on ignore
you are sitting next to me
(love ya)

[Bit]

whoaaa
wait a minute
if there is a chocolate club
i wanna be a member
I will paint my bulb any color you want
and be what ever kind of bulb you want
just don't leave me out of the gang /clickclub

You are always a member of the Chocolate Club. You know that; you and Ursy and I were sharing chocolate from the beginning. We've always played in light harmony!

*passes lots of chocolate to you*

[ravfem]

You are always a member of the Chocolate Club. You know that; you and Ursy and I were sharing chocolate from the beginning. We've always played in light harmony!

*passes lots of chocolate to you*


Another traitorbulb!!! i am HURT and OFFENDED Bit!! You have dismissed me!! i'm reporting you for having friends!!

[amiyesiam]

You are always a member of the Chocolate Club. You know that; you and Ursy and I were sharing chocolate from the beginning. We've always played in light harmony!

*passes lots of chocolate to you*


now I feel better
since I got my own way

sticks tongue out at Corkey
you lay a bulb on da chocolate
and
I will
turn down your dimmer:seeingstars:

[Bit]

:eatinghersheybar:

yeah! what Bit said!

......wait......Bit?

um.....no, that wont work....see...*i* am the only bulb allowed to be in the chocolate club, k?

:eatinghersheybar:



Look adorable....i just think you should know that stealing chocolate will get your bulbs crushed. Don't say i didn't enlighten you on the matter, k?
:hammer:
:dimbulb::dimbulb:

It's MY club; I invented it. I can put anybody in it I please. :hrmph:

that's it, i'm reporting all y'all and this thread WILL be closed down!!

i will NOT share my chocolate!! i wont!!

I can also take anybody out.

Just sheddin' a lil light on the situation....

*holds chocolate in plain sight, but jussssst out of reach*

[Corkey]

now I feel better
since I got my own way

sticks tongue out at Corkey
you lay a bulb on da chocolate
and
I will
turn down your dimmer:seeingstars:


dimbulbfetishing is not allowed, it's in the TOS

[amiyesiam]

Another traitorbulb!!! i am HURT and OFFENDED Bit!! You have dismissed me!! i'm reporting you for having friends!!

would a band aid help?
ever helpful girl
with handfuls of chocolate

how did we go from bulbs to chocolate?

[Bit]

now I feel better
since I got my own way

sticks tongue out at Corkey
you lay a bulb on da chocolate
and
I will
turn down your dimmer:seeingstars:

:scared:

Another traitorbulb!!! i am HURT and OFFENDED Bit!! You have dismissed me!! i'm reporting you for having friends!!

*wiggles chocolate enticingly* I put you in this Club; I can take you out of this Club.... or yanno, you can make friends too and light up your tastebuds with this chocolate. Up to you.

[ravfem]

i would reply but i'm too busy reporting and whining to the Mods about you having friends and sharing & stuff, and how marginalized it makes me feel and how, when i was a kid, my mama wasn't nice to me and my dog ran away, and my brother would beat me up and how i never got enough chocolate....
:badmood:

[amiyesiam]

on a different note

Corkey just called the people on the news "dim bulbs"

[Bit]

would a band aid help?
ever helpful girl
with handfuls of chocolate

how did we go from bulbs to chocolate?


Dunno... how many Planeteers DOES it take to derail a thread? :cheesy:

[amiyesiam]

Dunno... how many Planeteers DOES it take to derail a thread? :cheesy:


do we have to lick bulbs to find out:|

[Bit]

do we have to lick bulbs to find out:|

I dunno... I love bulbs though! Next fall I plan on getting tulips and daffodils enough for a long border. I want freesias too, but I guess they don't survive the winter in zone 5.

OH WAIT!! I thought you said "like" not "lick"!!! Ewwww, I don't wanna lick any bulbs!

[Corkey]

Oh wait a bunnybulb.......:seeingstars:

[suebee]

Chocolate?

[adorable]

It's MY club; I invented it. I can put anybody in it I please. :hrmph:

That might make you a dashbulb. Just sayin.


I can also take anybody out.

Just sheddin' a lil light on the situation....

*holds chocolate in plain sight, but jussssst out of reach*

Dunno... how many Planeteers DOES it take to derail a thread? :cheesy:


I volunteer to call this badass and ask....
YouTube- Lil' Kim (Featuring Sisqo) - How Many Licks? (Video)

[QUOTE=amiyesiam;133489]do we have to lick bulbs to find out:|

Please pass the sign up sheet ova here.

[Scorp]

Showing My Sensitive Bulby Side

A1p2LmQJzZM

:blues: :watereyes: :crybaby: :bigcry:

[Bit]

Originally Posted by Bit http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/showthread.php?p=133481#post133481)
It's MY club; I invented it. I can put anybody in it I please. :hrmph:

That might make you a dashbulb. Just sayin.

:blink: What on earth do CARS have to do with it? I cannot be a dashbulb, since I don't have a car.

Did I miss something... or is this just your way of ignoring my peace overture?! :hrmph: *grabs the two pieces of chocolate and hands them to Rav*

Showing My Sensitive Bulby Side

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1p2LmQJzZM&feature=relatedYOUTUBE]

:blues: :watereyes: :crybaby: :bigcry:

I am reporting you for cruel and unnecessary nonconsensual torture!!!!!

Just a warning to anyone else who may click on that heinous link, it's "You Light Up My Life." :scared: :bolt:

[Selenay]

It's MY club; I invented it. I can put anybody in it I please. :hrmph:



I just want to let you know publicly that I don't want to be in your club and I think it's stupid.

[waxnrope]

[QUOTE=amiyesiam;133489]do we have to lick bulbs to find out:|

Please pass the sign up sheet ova here.

is that licking the bulb to see which way the light shines? :|

ova? is this a younger femmes only event? where's that moderator??? anybody got a light?

[Ebon]

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_472/1264391736eB7K09.jpg


Words fail me.


Thanks for posting the brownlight jesus. It make's LOC everywhere feel good.

[Scorp]

LOLOL...My work is done here...



I am reporting you for cruel and unnecessary nonconsensual torture!!!!!

Just a warning to anyone else who may click on that heinous link, it's "You Light Up My Life." :scared: :bolt:[/QUOTE]

[Diva]

Dear Admin-a-bulbs

I fear I must report this entire thread
It is not possible that this many light sources can get along for this many pages.
There has to be some kind of conspiracy going on here.
Someone somewhere in this thread has to be really upset, offended, confused, or crying for this to be an actual thread. Are they are just to afraid to come out and talk about it for fear of being rejected.

oh and why haven't
lightening
forest fires
or all types of holiday lighting been in here to post?


and lastly
why did Diva get a whole box of bulbs to play with and no one else did?
and
why hasn't anyone made her share?


Sincerely
Bulb a geek u la


Clearly, You have Bulb Envy. That is all.


Sincerely,
Bulb Heiress To The Stars

[Diva]

Dear Santa,

I'd like these in each of my rooms for Christmas.

Love, Little Scorpi

http://i44.tinypic.com/33vgnwo.jpg



Are You saying You're a switch? Or are You objectifying our bulbs?????


Or.....<gasp>

BOTH!!!!!!!!!!

[ravfem]

:chocolate::eatinghersheybar::eatthebunny:

:nothingtoadd:

[Diva]

nope:seeingstars:

on the other hand I will share Diva's bulbs with you!



Hey, Hey, HEY!!!!!!!

Take Your hands offa mah Bulbs, You....You....You BULB MOLESTER!

[~Bo]

What is this thread about? :blink:

[adorable]

What is this thread about? :blink:

How bad the Phillies are I think.

[~Bo]

How bad the Phillies are I think.





:raspberry: .......

[adorable]

:raspberry: .......


REPORTED! (Just the face, not the tongue.)

[Scorp]

Nah, I just wanna flick the switches and watch the bulbs light up. :sunglass:


Are You saying You're a switch? Or are You objectifying our bulbs?????


Or.....<gasp>

BOTH!!!!!!!!!!

[Gemme]

I also have some of my bulbs attached to chains.....

:|

....in my closet.




Perv. :blink:

Secretly, I think it's bulbtastic and I'll eventually rep you several times about it, but I'll never publicly admit I like the way your bulbs shine.

[Diva]

What is this thread about? :blink:



Chain saw maintenance.
:chainsaw:

[Diva]

Perv. :blink:

Secretly, I think it's bulbtastic and I'll eventually rep you several times about it, but I'll never publicly admit I like the way your bulbs shine.


:kettlepot:

Jus' sayin'.....invisifont Princess.....:wine:

[~Bo]

Chain saw maintenance.
:chainsaw:







Good. Then I came to the right place. :bucktooth:

[Spirit Dancer]

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g212/bobblehead_ruler_14/lightbulb.jpg
how does your bulbgarden grow?

[Spirit Dancer]

Gemmebulb
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Ka2Spider1/lightbulb_fairy.jpg

[Spirit Dancer]

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp287/ssgreen23_photo/August%2009%20Newsletter/EarthBulb.jpg
http://i610.photobucket.com/albums/tt182/Crazydmusic/LED%20Lighting/Big-Leaf-1024-565253222cop2y.jpg
http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo153/monlimon/planetabombilla2.jpg

[Gayla]

Did you just call me fat? Cuz I totally am and the minute you turn your back I plan to steal all your chocolate.

This whole post reeks of ageist bulbism, possibly bulbotheisum and hyperthyroidism.

REPORTED!

I really don't appreciate you bring my tyroid issues into this thread. Just because I shared a little of my struggle with everyone on Internet and posted public pictures on the Facebook and you does not give you the right to air my personal information with the entire planet.

[SuperFemme]

I really don't appreciate you bring my tyroid issues into this thread. Just because I shared a little of my struggle with everyone on Internet and posted public pictures on the Facebook and you does not give you the right to air my personal information with the entire planet.


this is about my liver failure isn't it?

remember war of the roses fuckers. i hear the pate is excellent.

woof.

[Gayla]

this is about my liver failure isn't it?

remember war of the roses fuckers. i hear the pate is excellent.

woof.

No, it's just about light bulbs. I have no idea why you would think it's about anything else. Perhaps you're projecting.

[SuperFemme]

No, it's just about light bulbs. I have no idea why you would think it's about anything else. Perhaps you're projecting.


oh. fucking morphine.

[Gayla]

I thought we were supposed to be talking about changing lightbulbs but, once again, everyone has to come in with their own agendas and go off on everything from chocolate to morphine. I guess serious discussion about REAL ISSUES just isn't important here anymore.

[Arwen]

Look Arwen, do you even identify as a Socket? I thought you were a LOC-sensual LightbulbGoddess? Why are you always speaking for Sockets?

We have entire websites devoted to Sockets. The whole damn world revolves around Sockets. As long as Sockets feel a connection in some way with the lightbulb dynamic sure they can be here. I am all for inclusion and everything but this is practically the only place on earth (well I mean the internet) where lightbulbs/lytebulbs/lightboibs and those who love us can come together and just be ourselves and celebrate being bulbs in all of our bulbversity!

In Solidarity,

BulbDog




Don't you go all solidarity on me, Bulby. I know how you really are about sockets. You are a socketphobe in public, but I think you like to throw your legs up to Lightbulb Jesus.

Thank you for your thoughtful post Arwen.

i must say.... Wait, first i must say this before i must say that which i was about to first say: this is coming from my me place and i really hope i don't offend any light bulbous types with my personal opinions that come only from my me place because i am not trying to pretend i know what it is like to be any bulb but the bulb i am because obviously i can only be my own light source and i have never been any other bulbous and so i wouldn't know the path that they light. Because it isn't my path to light. It's theirs. Not mine.

Having said that, i must say that your post has made me reflect on my bulbous privilege. and so now, i must apologize because i did not realize how special i am. i am sorry for being such a special lil bulb, and i promise to always keep the question mark inside my bulb lit brightly with a spotlight (if it is welcome here....is a spotlight welcome here?) so that others may know that i am reflecting upon my bulbousness.


I'm glad you have seen the light...bulb.

Thank you for this, Lady Snow.. You know, I have been following this thread for a while now and just can't keep quiet any longer..

Some of us here don't go for bulbs. Some, I for one, enjoy spending time in candle light.. Now, I will admit, I may be a little biased.. I have been burned by more then one sweet looking bulb.. It's always the same with them.. They come all cushined up in that lil box, looking all clear and full of potiential (that's another thing.. frosted bulb? EWW! They smell, you know..), I screw the bulb into my socket and it's all fine and dandy until one day, out of the blue, I flip the switch and she's gone. No note, no text, NOTHING!

I've never been let down by a candle.. Plus, candles are just plain HOT!

OK, that's all.. I'm sure that I'll get flamed for this, but I don't care.. My love for candles deserves space too!

-Tony, candle lover.

Okay. Tony, I'm really accepting of just about everything but I can't believe you would say this about bulbs. Just because you've had a relationship blow out on you doesn't mean all bulbs are like that. I think you need to give bulbs another chance.

Candles are just so...so...so...flamey.

Clearly. "I don't understand the point of this thread" is one of the posts that will pop up from time to time.

I don't understand the point of this post in this thread. Are you trying to dogpile?

nope:seeingstars:

on the other hand I will share Diva's bulbs with you!

I don't know what gives you the right to act like you own Diva's bulbs. She's a bulb of her own making and no one should alternate her current but her.

Thanks for posting the brownlight jesus. It make's LOC everywhere feel good.

You know, I don't see color. I just see bulbs. I think you have a hang up about this LOC thing that you need to look into. Maybe you could find a token white bulb to try?

oh. fucking morphine.

About time you showed up...talking about bulbs is no fun without you.:hangloose:

[amiyesiam]

I don't know what gives you the right to act like you own Diva's bulbs. She's a bulb of her own making and no one should alternate her current but her.


Diva made herself? She isn't a factory bulb? Does that make her a godbulbess?

Are you seriously suggesting that Diva spend the rest of her life alternating her own current? She may not agree with ya on dat idea. Personally I am married so even if I wanted to alternate her current I really shouldn't. Sides I have my hands full alternating da butch bulb's current. Scorpios seem to have over active alternating currents.
Are you going to spend the rest of your life alternating your own current? well are ya? (ok really don't actually answer that question~ its is retorical)

[Diva]

I don't know what gives you the right to act like you own Diva's bulbs. She's a bulb of her own making and no one should alternate her current but her.


Diva made herself? She isn't a factory bulb? Does that make her a godbulbess?

Are you seriously suggesting that Diva spend the rest of her life alternating her own current? She may not agree with ya on dat idea. Personally I am married so even if I wanted to alternate her current I really shouldn't. Sides I have my hands full alternating da butch bulb's current. Scorpios seem to have over active alternating currents.
Are you going to spend the rest of your life alternating your own current? well are ya? (ok really don't actually answer that question~ its is retorical)

Yes. It's true. They created my bulb and then broke the glass mold.

My current is OH so alternative and I'm secure enough with my wattage, thank You very much.

Scorpios.....damn generic bulb~busters.

<sniff> Thank You, Arwen...... Bulbs of a feather, light up together. <where's that damned wine smilie>

[MsDemeanor]

I don't understand the point of this post in this thread. Are you trying to dogpile?
I'm not that kind of girl, and I resent the implication :raspberry:

It's clearly a puppy pile. Puppies are the best, and piles of puppies are the bestest of the best

:dog: :dog: :dog: :dog: :dog:

And, for anyone who dares to tell me to take the :dog: talk to a new thread, :thefinger:. If y'all can talk about friggin' chocolate :eatinghersheybar:then I can talk about :dog:

[AtLast]

Where the hell are the toggle-switches, dammit! Why are toggle-switches always denounced and demoralized?

[adorable]

I really don't appreciate you bring my tyroid issues into this thread. Just because I shared a little of my struggle with everyone on Internet and posted public pictures on the Facebook and you does not give you the right to air my personal information with the entire planet.

QUESTION: Does tyroid = "Thank you roid" in text? Or were you channeling yoda in this post? Or are we doing some sort of age play right now? Just trying to clarify. I am reporting this post anyway because clearly you are being sassy. Oh wait, reporting this post am I, sassy you are. (in case we are speaking Yoda.)

this is about my liver failure isn't it? YES!!!

remember war of the roses fuckers. i hear the pate is excellent.

woof.

We were going to start a SF support thread, but you know how lazy we are - and after careful consideration about your love of lighting, we thought you would appreciate a heated (read: hot) lightbulb discussion from your brightly lighted room in ICU. Plus, the Admin's (insert eyeroll) around here have started charging for support threads and when we passed the hat, we only had enough for the keg OR the support thread. I knew you'd understand! We saved you a cup of beer though for when you get out! At least I think it's beer....get well soon! Seriously, do get well because ICU sucks monkey ass!!! So does liver failure for that matter. :(

oh. fucking morphine. YES!!

I'm not that kind of girl, and I resent the implication :raspberry:

It's clearly a puppy pile. Puppies are the best, and piles of puppies are the bestest of the best

:dog: :dog: :dog: :dog: :dog:

And, for anyone who dares to tell me to take the :dog: talk to a new thread, :thefinger:. If y'all can talk about friggin' chocolate :eatinghersheybar:then I can talk about :dog:

REPORTED!!! Allergies!

Where the hell are the toggle-switches, dammit! Why are toggle-switches always denounced and demoralized?

REPORTED!!! Bulbist! Switchest! Cursist! Verbosist!

[waxnrope]

Yes. It's true. They created my bulb and then broke the glass mold.

My current is OH so alternative and I'm secure enough with my wattage, thank You very much.

Scorpios.....damn generic bulb~busters.

<sniff> Thank You, Arwen...... Bulbs of a feather, light up together. <where's that damned wine smilie>



I see that there is an established preference for alternative currents. I'll just start a thread for those of us who are direct currents because clearly, we have no voice here. :seeingstars:

[scootebaby]

blah blah blah yada yada yada...thats all bulbs seem to do...lets face it-without us sockets you bulbs would have no use!

*posted by one who doesnt read entire threads before assuming and then forcing opinions(which will be enforced as fact) upon an entire group because im just that full of myself

[Diva]

blah blah blah yada yada yada...thats all bulbs seem to do...lets face it-without us sockets you bulbs would have no use!

*posted by one who doesnt read entire threads before assuming and then forcing opinions(which will be enforced as fact) upon an entire group because im just that full of myself



Listen here, Scootebulb.....those of us who are single must be the socket AND the bulb..........

It's a cruel world for those of us who are addicted to high wattage.

So go on with Your Bulby McBulberson self.....jump in mid~thread....like so many before You.....and judge us all You like.

<sigh>

[waxnrope]

Listen here, Scootebulb.....those of us who are single must be the socket AND the bulb..........


is that masturbulbate or masturbulbtory?

[waxnrope]

blah blah blah yada yada yada...

where's the "off topic" smilie? now we've gone from yoda to yada. what do these cretins have to do with light bulbs? gahhhh

[Diva]

:yeahthat:where's the "off topic" smilie? now we've gone from yoda to yada. what do these cretins have to do with light bulbs? gahhhh



:yeahthat:

If there was better lighting in here, we might could see where that smilie is.....I, however, after a semi~thorough search, was unable to find such a thing.

Just the wine.....:wine: And who needs good lighting to find that?

[Arwen]

Are you seriously suggesting that Diva spend the rest of her life alternating her own current? She may not agree with ya on dat idea. Personally I am married so even if I wanted to alternate her current I really shouldn't. Sides I have my hands full alternating da butch bulb's current. Scorpios seem to have over active alternating currents.
Are you going to spend the rest of your life alternating your own current? well are ya? (ok really don't actually answer that question~ its is retorical)

I can't even talk to you any more. You screw me up so bad I want to blow out. And that's just like a married bulb to brag about that and make those of us who aren't seem like less.

Well let me tell you what, Mrs. Bulb, we single bulbs have more fun.

So there. Phbbbt!

Yes. It's true. They created my bulb and then broke the glass mold.

My current is OH so alternative and I'm secure enough with my wattage, thank You very much.

Scorpios.....damn generic bulb~busters.

<sniff> Thank You, Arwen...... Bulbs of a feather, light up together. <where's that damned wine smilie>



:wine::wine::wine:I got you a light wine...

I'm not that kind of girl, and I resent the implication :raspberry:

It's clearly a puppy pile. Puppies are the best, and piles of puppies are the bestest of the best

:dog: :dog: :dog: :dog: :dog:

And, for anyone who dares to tell me to take the :dog: talk to a new thread, :thefinger:. If y'all can talk about friggin' chocolate :eatinghersheybar:then I can talk about :dog:

Reported. Those dogs have no leashes and there's a leash law in this forum.

blah blah blah yada yada yada...thats all bulbs seem to do...lets face it-without us sockets you bulbs would have no use!

*posted by one who doesnt read entire threads before assuming and then forcing opinions(which will be enforced as fact) upon an entire group because im just that full of myself

Isn't that just typical? If it wasn't for the bulbs, you sockets would have nothing to do but lay around hoping for something to screw in you.

[waxnrope]

[FONT=Georgia][SIZE=3][COLOR=Purple]Isn't that just typical? If it wasn't for the bulbs, you sockets would have nothing to do but lay around hoping for something to screw in you.

you saying that sockets have a cushy life? next thing ya know, you'll be referring to sockets as pillow receptacles ...

[Ebon]

Wow I can't believe you bulbs are still complaining at each other. Why don't you shut your sockets and find something else to do.

[waxnrope]

Wow I can't believe you bulbs are still complaining at each other. Why don't you shut your sockets and find something else to do.

see, that's what I'm talkin' about ... all these hostile aggressives just make it so unsafe, we'll have to unplug from this thread

[Scorp]

Pulls the plug on this thread: :threadneedspics:

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3885599/2/istockphoto_3885599-pull-the-plug.jpg

[AtLast]

REPORTED!!! Bulbist! Switchest! Cursist! Verbosist!

Oh, NO! My first report!



ROLF.. not that verbosist never fit!!

This is sooooooo funny, this thread! DAYWALKER RAWKS!!

[Ebon]

see, that's what I'm talkin' about ... all these hostile aggressives just make it so unsafe, we'll have to unplug from this thread

Ohh so all blacklights are aggresive?! That is what you are clearly saying!! REPORTED!!!

[adorable]

Oh, NO! My first report!



ROLF.. not that verbosist never fit!!

This is sooooooo funny, this thread! DAYWALKER RAWKS!!

Sigh...actually atlast this is the SECOND time I've reported you in this thread.

So consider yourself REPORTED again! This time for not properly threadstalking me and giving me my due. My intellectual superiority cannot possibly be appreciated unless people start doing a better job around here of hanging on my every word. Slackers!

I am still waiting for someone that runs this joint to give me the power to thank my own posts. If they don't want to step up and make it happen, I am slipping Linus a $5 to get me my own thank button. Maybe another $3 to get one with sparkles.

[MsDemeanor]

My intellectual superiority cannot possibly be appreciated unless people start doing a better job around here of hanging on my every word. Slackers!

I am still waiting for someone that runs this joint to give me the power to thank my own posts. If they don't want to step up and make it happen, I am slipping Linus a $5 to get me my own thank button. Maybe another $3 to get one with sparkles.
Me thinks someones bulb is a little too big for their socket.

[adorable]

Me thinks someones bulb is a little too big for their socket.

There is no such thing as a bulb being too big for a socket. That is just something bulbs say to make themselves feel better. Now if you are quite done insulting my socket and bulb size...can we get back to the actual topic of how great I am? Thankssss.

[MsDemeanor]

T Now if you are quite done insulting my socket and bulb size...can we get back to the actual topic of how great I am?
*unladylike belch*