Camping...The Outdoor type...

[Rook]

This might come as a shock to some, but...
Although , if the occasion calls for it, I can handle Myself in the wild, Survive etc ...
I mean, c'mon...I attended a few Camporees/Jamborees, helped a few tenderfoots reach Eagle bla bla
I tend to avoid it, however, if I can...:seeingstars:

My question is, to avoid excessively buying dumb crap for my next Camp trip{Me and My big fuckin Mouth -long story-}...

What's Ideal for a decent Tent in your Opinion, What type is very good against Rain, Bugs, and stuff that go bump in the night that would make a seasoned tough butch shit hys pants etc *include for more than 1 person if u can* ?

Sleeping Bag {5 degrees F...50...40 ?}?

Air Mattress *bad back* or cot....?

Anti-bug sprays, blue lights....?

Cooking stuffs {besides a campfire...I intend to take a percolator...}

Decent folding chairs, hammock...

U get the point...
What would U take....??
Include food....Plz?...
{Any experience anecdotes are helpful too, so I can have a mental picture :sunglass:}

:wine::byebye:

[Queerasfck]

This might come as a shock to some, but...
Although , if the occasion calls for it, I can handle Myself in the wild, Survive etc ...
I mean, c'mon...I attended a few Camporees/Jamborees, helped a few tenderfoots reach Eagle bla bla
I tend to avoid it, however, if I can...:seeingstars:

My question is, to avoid excessively buying dumb crap for my next Camp trip{Me and My big fuckin Mouth -long story-}...

What's Ideal for a decent Tent in your Opinion, What type is very good against Rain, Bugs, and stuff that go bump in the night that would make a seasoned tough butch shit hys pants etc *include for more than 1 person if u can* ?

Sleeping Bag {5 degrees F...50...40 ?}?

Air Mattress *bad back* or cot....?

Anti-bug sprays, blue lights....?

Cooking stuffs {besides a campfire...I intend to take a percolator...}

Decent folding chairs, hammock...

U get the point...
What would U take....??
Include food....Plz?...
{Any experience anecdotes are helpful too, so I can have a mental picture :sunglass:}

:wine::byebye:

For gawds sake man, bring booze.

[Rook]

well...
ok...
single malt scotch and maybe patrón...
guinness....
hmmmm.....?
:sunglass:

[Queerasfck]

well...
ok...
single malt scotch and maybe patrón...
guinness....
hmmmm.....?
:sunglass:

Or all of the above.

Seriously tho I do love to camp. So, what you need to know in advance is about the campsite. Are you are camping in a place that has facilities, if yes what kind. Then you can get down to the brass tacks of what to bring. And of course you need to know the general expected temps for the area.......

[Dylan]

Where do you plan to go camping (what part of the country/time of year)?

Will you be backpacking or camping at a campsite (aka car camping)?

A good investment would be a camp stove (again, dependent on what kind of camping you're doing)


Dylan

[Chancie]

Bring flip flops so you don't get cooties when you shower at the campground.

And if there's no shower at the campground,

That is way too rustic for me.

We are going to a cookout next week and there's some talk of s'mores.

I am not even allowed to look at the 12 bars of chocolate in the chiller.

[Sachita]

There isnt much I cant do outdoors including survival. I have light camping gear and larger/comfortable gear. I can rough it back country or set up my caravan of big fancy tents and screen rooms, air mattresses, designer sheets, gourmet fireside meals and make Martha look cheesy.

[Rook]

Well, if it's how hy claims....
My guess is...
Very Rustic.... :sunglass:
I'll explain....
For years, my best friend and I teased back n forth....
3 days ago, I made the blunder in tellin the braggart who kept pokin' at me because of My choice of "camping" {y'know, cabin, all ammenities, hot shower, wifi, functional kitchen, etc...}, told me I sounded kinda femme suddenly, and I told hym, not only did I find that remark slightly insulting, but that I knew a few femmes who could most likely put hym to shame in Camping, that and I was very well-versed in Camping, that I simply chose to be incredibly comfortable in the forest away from Bears and skeeters, skunks and ants...is an entirely different matter....{keeping in mind, this slides off, cuz I dont hafta prove shit..it's just Charming to see hym worked up}.
Hy quickly chirped "U probably wouldnt make it thru the night with me"
and I had to, my quick wit just..Popped up
"I bet I could and oh so much more..."
"Riiight"
"Fine, bring your sweet ass to ohio, we'll see"
"You're sooo fuckin On....hell with Pride, make plans for that park" {there's a few national parks in my area, I think...}

I really doubt it's car camping, hy tends to enjoy throwing caution to the wind and disappearing for a weekend and camp *Only to reappear on a monday, smelling kinda Ripe*....
There might be some fishing...
Obviously it's some kinda great outdoors/wilderness is my Mommy, pissing match thing....
And no, we won't be recreating brokeback mt, as much as hy flirts, not My type..[pervs]

:passinggas:

I wanna be comfortable, w/o blowing my money to hell, or seeming too excessive, I have an idea what I want...
W/o jeopardizing my health either..
But, I wanted to know different thoughts here....

Sooo.....yah....cheat-sheet for now.... :glasses:
I did warn hym though...
The moment hy sings either kumbaya, or any folk song, I'm throwing hys ass in the lake while hy sleeps......
:readfineprint:

[waxnrope]

I take a melitta cone filter, and the paper cones that fit them fir coffee instead of a percolator type pot. The coffee always tastes really good, and there's less to clean up. Get the unbleached (not white, but light brown/tan) paper filters ..

[Corkey]

If you forget everything else, do not, DO NOT forget the TP!

[Rook]

Oh, I plan to take 3 rolls....At least.
hy's capable of giving Me poison ivy....
~writes down the coffee suggestion~

[Rook]

Where do you plan to go camping (what part of the country/time of year)?

Most likely Hocking Hills state Park, or Zaleski State forest...time of year, considering both our schedules, most likely early July...


Will you be backpacking or camping at a campsite (aka car camping)?

I s'pose we'd need a car for both our stuff....but there's backpacks....

A good investment would be a camp stove (again, dependent on what kind of camping you're doing)

I plan to get a small lil simple stove, if hy wants to be a caveman, hy can have at, I'll be snoring whilst hy mumbles of tummy aches*unless it's bad, then we make a trip to ER* :blink:....

Dylan

answers in light brown...:glasses:

[Linus]

This might come as a shock to some, but...
Although , if the occasion calls for it, I can handle Myself in the wild, Survive etc ...
I mean, c'mon...I attended a few Camporees/Jamborees, helped a few tenderfoots reach Eagle bla bla
I tend to avoid it, however, if I can...:seeingstars:

My question is, to avoid excessively buying dumb crap for my next Camp trip{Me and My big fuckin Mouth -long story-}...

What's Ideal for a decent Tent in your Opinion, What type is very good against Rain, Bugs, and stuff that go bump in the night that would make a seasoned tough butch shit hys pants etc *include for more than 1 person if u can* ?

Sleeping Bag {5 degrees F...50...40 ?}?

Air Mattress *bad back* or cot....?

Anti-bug sprays, blue lights....?

Cooking stuffs {besides a campfire...I intend to take a percolator...}

Decent folding chairs, hammock...

U get the point...
What would U take....??
Include food....Plz?...
{Any experience anecdotes are helpful too, so I can have a mental picture :sunglass:}

:wine::byebye:

I agree with Dylan that it depends on some factors.

That said, when I do my solo long distance cycling tours I camp to help save on money. What I've used in the past is the following (REI is a favourite site of mine in the US while MEC is my fav in Canada):

Cooking stove: MSR WhisperLite (http://www.rei.com/product/709000) I also have a MSR cook pot collection (they fit into each other) and will probably get a "spork" for when I travel although as I note below I tend to buy while on the road (vegetarian/vegan stuff)

Sleeping bag: I usually find a 3 season one (the last one I got was at MEC and I go for weight because of riding on a bicycle) and I have a ThermaRest Pad to sleep on with the sleeping bag.

Water purification: Katadyn Micropur Purification Tablets (http://www.rei.com/product/695229)

Tent: for more than 2 people, the Big Agnes (http://www.rei.com/product/764121) is nice. Just me, I'll be getting this one by REI (http://www.rei.com/product/761891)(I've used a friend's in the past and it's been great)

Food: I tend to buy near by but bring trail mix as it's portable for me and reduces weight as I travel. Sometimes I'd get some of the dehydrated packs (usually the cereal stuff) and/or oatmeal or Uncle Ben's Rice packs (they are enclosed in these mesh kind of configurations and you just pop them into water -- when I last used these it was before I was vegan/vegetarian so we'd add a boiled egg or fried egg to the rice, which made it a great way to start the day).

Bug Spray and such: since my travels took me into Ontario/Nova Scotia/New Brunswick forests which are known for black flies ( :blink: they can be as big as yer thumb! ) so deet in the bug spray is important. Sun block is important. I've used the Neutrogena stuff previously with success.

Towel: find a towel that is made of the same material that swimmers use. These towels quick dry and that's helpful

Sandals: Keen's rock! I used these all the time but when on the rock they are great for those shared showers.

Toilet paper: find some cheap rolls to bring. Sometimes those outhouses and such don't necessarily have any. And if you have to run into the woods.. well.. can be handier than the poison ivy near by. :blink:

Headlamp: great if you want to read or have to find the bathroom at 2am without waking too many neighbours and ensuring hand free light.

Hopefully that helps somewhat.

More than anything, have fun while camping. :cheesy:

[Rook]

Or all of the above.

Seriously tho I do love to camp. So, what you need to know in advance is about the campsite. Are you are camping in a place that has facilities, if yes what kind. Then you can get down to the brass tacks of what to bring. And of course you need to know the general expected temps for the area.......

I've been to hocking hills...there's some facilities with running hot water showers{I plan to wear sandals, if not sneakers, seriously..}
Their toilets make me glad there's a buncha bushes....
I'd sooner risk skunks than some kinda UTI from hell....
Maybe buy a can of chock full o' nuts coffee, and put a cute shiny ribbon for hym....
Some areas in both places I mentioned have electric, but considering our Plans, that would make everything Moot....
Might as well give in and call a hotel, no?

[Blade]

[FONT="Book Antiqua"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Teal"]
Cooking stuffs {besides a campfire...I intend to take a percolator...}

:wine::byebye:

Just wondering where you are planning on plugging this percolator in at???? Pine tree maybe, jus guessin

[Linus]

Just wondering where you are planning on plugging this percolator in at???? Pine tree maybe, jus guessin



You can get campfire percolators (much like many "Western" movies depict).

http://www.rei.com/category/5760724

Heck, could even go fancy and get a french press! :|

[Rook]

I'll never hear the end of it if I get a French Press....{and yes, hy's aware of my coffee habits, hy Is my best friend after all}

I had a different one in mind...much like what my grandfather used...
{ http://elcolmadito.com/Arte/MasProductos/CookingInst1166cups.jpg }

but

This one is really tempting at the moment...

http://www.rei.com/product/765759

[Linus]

I'll never hear the end of it if I get a French Press....{and yes, hy's aware of my coffee habits, hy Is my best friend after all}

I had a different one in mind...much like what my grandfather used...
{ http://elcolmadito.com/Arte/MasProductos/CookingInst1166cups.jpg }

but

This one is really tempting at the moment...

http://www.rei.com/product/765759


Eh. The french press gets you a better coffee experience (IMO). My uncle has used the one your grandfather has used in the past but found the french press better for camp fire camping.

[Rook]

mebbe I'll sneak a subtle one....:sunglass:
-chuckles-
I been peeking at that website, awesome stuff there...

[Rook]

Well, if it's how hy claims....
My guess is...
Very Rustic.... :sunglass:
I'll explain....
For years, my best friend and I teased back n forth....
3 days ago, I made the blunder in tellin the braggart who kept pokin' at me because of My choice of "camping" {y'know, cabin, all ammenities, hot shower, wifi, functional kitchen, etc...}, told me I sounded kinda femme suddenly, and I told hym, not only did I find that remark slightly insulting, but that I knew a few femmes who could most likely put hym to shame in Camping, that and I was very well-versed in Camping, that I simply chose to be incredibly comfortable in the forest away from Bears and skeeters, skunks and ants...is an entirely different matter....{keeping in mind, this slides off, cuz I dont hafta prove shit..it's just Charming to see hym worked up}.
Hy quickly chirped "U probably wouldnt make it thru the night with me"
and I had to, my quick wit just..Popped up
"I bet I could and oh so much more..."
"Riiight"
"Fine, bring your sweet ass to ohio, we'll see"
"You're sooo fuckin On....hell with Pride, make plans for that park" {there's a few national parks in my area, I think...}

I really doubt it's car camping, hy tends to enjoy throwing caution to the wind and disappearing for a weekend and camp *Only to reappear on a monday, smelling kinda Ripe*....
There might be some fishing...
Obviously it's some kinda great outdoors/wilderness is my Mommy, pissing match thing....
And no, we won't be recreating brokeback mt, as much as hy flirts, not My type..[pervs]

:passinggas:

I wanna be comfortable, w/o blowing my money to hell, or seeming too excessive, I have an idea what I want...
W/o jeopardizing my health either..
But, I wanted to know different thoughts here....

Sooo.....yah....cheat-sheet for now.... :glasses:
I did warn hym though...
The moment hy sings either kumbaya, or any folk song, I'm throwing hys ass in the lake while hy sleeps......
:readfineprint:


Hopefully this helps the "tiny, light colour" part?

:rrose::rrose::glasses:

{I keep forgetting I hafta make the posts a lil readable}

[Gayla]

Just get the french press. It's much easier and the coffee will taste better.

I swear by the REI camp pads. We've got two of the self inflating kind that we use for under the sleeping bags in the back of the van. Something between your sleeping bag and the ground is good to have. As for tents, check out Walmart and Target. If this isn't something you're going to be doing every other weekend for the rest of the summer, go cheap. They have small, one and two person tents that will give you a dry and bug free place to sleep.

Trying to think of the important things you really don't want to forget -

Lighting is important - flashight, headlamp, lantern. extra batteries, just in case.

Something to light the fire - it's an easy thing to forget so don't!

Cup - having the coffee is good, having something to drink it out of is even better.

Cutlery - If nothing else, just a basic knife, fork, spoon. Not a butter knife, make sure it can actually cut stuff.

Something to cook in - depending on what kind of food you take this could be as simple as a pot to boil water or much more involved. A pot and a cast iron skillet are both good to have. A hot pad or two can be helpful, also.

Again, depending on type of food - a can opener.

Speaking of food - I'm a big fan of easy. My dad was a campfire chef but I'm lazy. I usually do sandwiches, hot dogs, canned things. That being said, there's about nothing better then eggs and bacon over a campfire. Smores, of course. Depending on where you're going to be, make sure your food can be secured and you have enough ice to keep it cold. Don't forget water.

And a camera. Because, when it's all said and done, we want pics!

[Corkey]

A weather radio, crank or battery, trust me you're gonna need it. Water proof matches are a must.

[sharkchomp]

There are tons of good tents that are cheap, but two tips. One, put the tent up in your house or backyard before you go camping and apply a good seam sealer. The stuff I used was a roll on type. I think I had to apply a few coats but it goes on fast and easy. Second, buy a rain tarp - or make sure the tent you're buying comes with one. This provides you with an extra barrier between your tent and the rain. You'll be happy you bought one if it does rain.

I would buy a good lantern and have extra batteries. It's been a long time since I last went camping but I used to go fairly often and I'm trying to remember things that were important to me.

If you're backpacking then it's different than car camping because everything you buy is about weight. For instance, if you're backpacking it, taking a cast iron skillet - unless a very small one - will get heavy. Food gets heavy. Water gets heavy. Are you going for one night, two or three? Is water accessible? Is it potable or is it stream water?

I'd find out exactly what you're doing, then plan from there.

~~~shark~~~~~~~

[Dylan]

There are tons of good tents that are cheap, but two tips. One, put the tent up in your house or backyard before you go camping and apply a good seam sealer. The stuff I used was a roll on type. I think I had to apply a few coats but it goes on fast and easy. Second, buy a rain tarp - or make sure the tent you're buying comes with one. This provides you with an extra barrier between your tent and the rain. You'll be happy you bought one if it does rain.

I would buy a good lantern and have extra batteries. It's been a long time since I last went camping but I used to go fairly often and I'm trying to remember things that were important to me.

If you're backpacking then it's different than car camping because everything you buy is about weight. For instance, if you're backpacking it, taking a cast iron skillet - unless a very small one - will get heavy. Food gets heavy. Water gets heavy. Are you going for one night, two or three? Is water accessible? Is it potable or is it stream water?

I'd find out exactly what you're doing, then plan from there.

~~~shark~~~~~~~

Yeah, I have to agree with shark, Rook...find out exactly what's going on.

I mean, if you're just going for a few days, you can get away with a tarp and some clothesline. Why spend all that money on a good tent you're just going to use once.

Also, is this equipment you're going to be using more than once? I mean, are you just going camping this one time out of spite, or do you actually plan to go again sometime? Because there's just no sense in spending a lot of money on quality gear if you're not going to use it (or sell it to me for really cheap after you've used it once).

Another option for a tent/sleeping is a hammock...click here (http://hennessyhammock.com/). It's your shelter and bed in one E-Z to carry and lightweight deal.

But again, why spend the money if you're just going this one time?

And like shark said, I'd also find out exactly what's going on, because lightweight stuff is going to cost you a fortune. And you really don't want to be stuck carrying a huge ass Coleman stove if you're going backpacking (where you'll want something like a Whisperlite). The price difference in just these two stoves is pretty big.


Dylan

[morningstar55]

a Lesbian couple i have known for years now in western NY......
runs a gay friendly camp ground......... sits on 100 acres...
maybe a great place to have a gathering.....

Arkwright Hills campground
ran by .... Dayna Schultz

2942 Route 83
Fredonia, New York 14063
716 679 7532
hpycampr@netsync.net

here's a link to a lil write up about them......
http://www.hikercentral.com/campgrounds/108067.html

[Passionaria]

Well I love the outdoors, but I don't believe in suffering for my love. So I camp in my van, with a blow up bed and down pillows, a down blanket, cooler, radio, heater. Yeah you get the picture..... and good food, no trail crap. I can see the little animals just fine, there's windows!

:cat: Pashi

[T D]

If nothing else take a fire extinquisher. I had to use one of mine last year to save the whole damn forest when at a camp site beside us the small propane tank on their BBQ went ballistic. There was no turning that thing off, flames were shootin everywhere!!

To make your life MUCH easier pre-prepare food. For instance, want to season your meat for the BBQ? Do all of that seasoning stuff and throw it into a zip lock. Same with veggies, salad makins, sandwich makins, and whatever else, everything you can. Gonna be there more than one night, take frozen meats. I always take a frozen steak (in a baggie, usually double baggy), just leave it in the cooler and it's ready to go the 2nd night. It will make youre life 100 times easier. Also using baggies makes it MUCH easier to get stuff into the cooler, ya can push it and shove it and squish it down into those hard to get to spots in the ice.

I use a regular ole Coleman tent, just make sure it's tall enough that you can stand up in it. It's hell having to do everything bent over in a tent. Coleman also makes a very slim camp stove, can't remember the name of it, but it works just fine and didn't break the bank at all. Take a couple of battery operated lanterns ($10 a pop) and extra batteries. At Lowes you can get a hat that has a 3 way light (one of which is a spotlight that shoots out in front of you) built right into it, this is a MUST for those late night potty outtings.

I'll tell ya right now that the cone with a filter is MUCH easier to make coffee in and so easy to clean up. I've come to prefer it over the french press when camping, but that's me. Just make it directly into a thermos.

Trust me, I know these things!! Been there so many times. LOL

But MOST of all... have FUN!!! That's what it's all about ;)

[Linus]

There are tons of good tents that are cheap, but two tips. One, put the tent up in your house or backyard before you go camping and apply a good seam sealer. The stuff I used was a roll on type. I think I had to apply a few coats but it goes on fast and easy. Second, buy a rain tarp - or make sure the tent you're buying comes with one. This provides you with an extra barrier between your tent and the rain. You'll be happy you bought one if it does rain.


And to add to this, also consider a tarp for under the tent so water doesn't necessarily seep through the floor (although it will depend on which manufacturer you get). If you have to do a lot of stuff solo, you want to make sure you can handle putting the tent up by yourself.

[Kenna]

Oh, I plan to take 3 rolls....At least.
hy's capable of giving Me poison ivy....
~writes down the coffee suggestion~

I have a few tips...if I may?
For your Tpaper... take it in an air/water tight coffee canister like the one pictured below... ya never know when a little rain, a spilled drink or a slip in the creek might turn Tpaper into "rapidly dissolving Tpaper" like in the Navy's MRE Rations. These canisters also make a great light weight carry-all for other things you wanna keep dry... like first-aid stuff, safety kit or an extra pair of socks & underwear.
http://irregulartimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/columbiacoffeecan.jpg

I'm a Grilling Queen when it comes to campfire goodies...
If you pack a griddle or any pots/pans to place over the fire or coals, smear liquid dish soap all over the under side/outside of the pan. It saves your pans from getting badly burned or scorched and all soot should wash off easily. And... if your fire ring is any thing like mine was (tilted down hill) making the eggs slide off your griddle, crush a soda can and place under the low side...and make one-eyed-jacks to go with your yummy coffee.
http://i815.photobucket.com/albums/zz72/kjs11/grilledeggs.jpg?t=1277194579
If you make garlic potatoes in a tin foil packet the night before, they make fantastic breakfast hashbrowns on your griddle.

If you know any one who works in food service, have them save you a huge food can...like industrial size can of tomatoes, etc. Those cans make a great griddle when you take a triangle shaped can opener and punch several air holes around the rim of the opened side, then place upside down on the coals. The little "lip" round the edge keeps your goodies from slipping into the coals and it's better than carrying in anything cast iron (and cheaper).

Two other cheap tips: Instead of buying steno burners, used tuna cans with a curled up strip of cardboard coated with candle wax. And, for really great fire starters, cardboard egg crates stuffed with the lint from your dryer.

After you are done grilling, take several pine cones that have lots of tree sap and toss them on the coals for a great bug repellent (like citronella candles) and a few sparks.

Speaking of MRE rations; they may not be a great tasting grilled treat, but they do come in handy and are very light weight. Plus you get a real laugh from the tiny, very thin package of Tpaper and the mini jar of Tabasco sauce. My sister saves a bunch every year to take camping.

That's all I've got for now...at 5am after taking a bunch of Benadryl for my skeeter bites from picking blackberries.

The most important part... HAVE FUN and LOTS of laughs!!

Best Wishes,
Sweet

PS...tell your buddy you know one more Femme that can run circles around him ;) ;)

[AtLast]

Oh, I am so ready to take off on a camping trip!! Just have to get my older cat to be OK with going now because he has to have sub-q fluids every other day for kidney disease. He will have to come along with my pooch.

This is going to be a challenge!!!

[Nat]

Y'all are making me wanna go camping. Maybe this fall when the heat dissipates a bit, we will need to go on a camping trip. I have been yearning to visit Enchanted rock again.

Since I got my van, and lived in it off and on for a while, I haven't camped in a tent. But I would love to tent-camp again. (When I buy a tent, it's the cheapest I can lay my hands on - from Target or somesuch). I do like having bathroom access, but I suppose I could go without it.

Bug repellent with DEET is pretty necessary (I think) if you there are a lot of mosquitos.

I'd bring a lighter. for the kumbaya campfire :)

ps. most of the time you don't need to use a flashlight. It easily becomes light polution. Last time I saw a headlamp while camping, I wanted to snatch it off the guy's head! Okay maybe I'm being unreasonable.

[NJFemmie]

First off....

We will not camp anywhere without electrical hookups and water. Call us spoiled, but it's a nice amenity to have. (And considering I used to call "camping" a stay at Holiday Inn Express...)

We have a four person tent (even though it's just the two of us... we like the additional space) with an optional attached "sun room", so we can sit outdoors so to speak, and not be eaten alive by squitos.

We prepare most of our food before we leave, so it's easier to just slap it on the grill and be done with it. We bring a small grill with charcoal. (Mare likes the smell of charcoal BBQs).

We have a french press, but we actually bring a little coffee maker.

We sleep on an air mattress. The last time we slept in sleeping bags, Mare inadvertently ended up sleeping on a tree root. Air mattress = less back pain = better sleeping experience.

Glow sticks! I bring glow sticks for a couple of reasons; to mark the tent area should we decide to take a night time walk, (makes it easier to find our tent) and they work great as night lights. And .... *cough* I like playing with them....

We have a thick rubber grounded mat we place underneath the tent for cushion and protection. We also use a tarp.

And the usual ... pots, pans, plates, etc.. tp, extra batteries, bottled water, lanterns, bug sprays, chairs, fishing poles, dish-washing liquid to wash pans and utensils, bar soap, shampoo, towels, ... and I am sure there's more but just can't think of them at the moment.

[Sachita]

I always wanted a nice big wall tent set up with a wood stove and a. full camp somewhere deep in alaska by a stream. Of course it would be summer and spend a month fishing, relaxing and enjoying nature. I would bring a wok, rice, some dried fruits and veggies. I might miss fresh stuff so maybe a spouter.

[Rook]

Thanks, really, for all the great ideas....
True, I'm not going to buy a 500 $ tent if I wont use it much, But..
I will try for something comfortable, within my budget w/o risking Camping Horror, y'know?
I do like the thought of enough room to move around inside {if it rains, or at Night} and maybe a decent "protected" psuedo-porch...
I did see at the sports shop a reasonably priced netted gazebo-looking tarp [i cant find the proper word for what it was] suitable for the tent, maybe a folding chair, and hammock...
Considering the Weather lately, I will test the tent before the Trip, gonna 'hunt' down seam sealer, and have a tarp under it...
We're most likely going from a Friday to a Sunday ....
I can't go longer, not w/o leaving the "wilderness" for dialysis {talk about mood-killer}
Dried foods of any kind *not even Nuts* I cant have..Phosphorus content, and Calcium.
So, I'll probably pack up some pre-seasoned frozen meats, I do love the smell of Grill (and ya cant beat a campfire)...charcoal 'n' wood {I'm actually lookin forward to burning the pine cones *L*}
I pondered pre-made tuna sandwich, but that would just give hym a story to tell {We're fishing}
DEET bug repellent is the first thing I'm getting, even before considering a Tent...
If I buy anything for a 1 time use, I'll letcha know...
Tarp, air mattress/cot and cozy sleeping bag are my Must-haves...so that's settled
I'm trying not to use too much lamps or flashlights...batteries, i'll keep, with a kick-ass AM/FM radio {it IS Ohio, and I don't like surprises}
I may or may not take sonic boom/blinky alarm clock, hy can wake me up hymself, crack of dawn, otherwise I take it and make hym miserable.*I'm Deaf, we DO have alarm clocks, sadly, hearing people within range hate it*

I need my coffee..and I'm sick of hym calling me a dew whore when I go w/o.. :|
Sooo, French Press...
I liked the idea for the TP in a container, I'm sure hy'll ask "wtf is up with all this coffee???"

My ferrets, they're staying home...
As much as I'd love to take them, I won't risk them catching fleas, ticks or whatever else might be around that I just KNOW they'll try to get into....
That, and oddly enough, they make hym nervous every time hy visits :blink:

Used to love those glow sticks as a kid, I might get maybe 3....To keep our campsite on the map, if we Hike.

Kinda glad about this thread, lots of good advice....
Thanx
{I intend to have FUN}:cigar2:

[Nat]

Thanks, really, for all the great ideas....
I do like the thought of enough room to move around inside ..."protected"
...Considering the ... 'hunt' ...I can't go longer, ...I cant have.... I'll probably pack ... I do love the smell ...I'm actually lookin forward to .... but that would just give hym a story to tell ... I'll letcha know...
...my Must-haves...I'm trying not to use ...batteries...I don't like surprises...
hy can wake me up hymself, crack of dawn, otherwise I take it and make hym ... hate it

I need ...hym calling me a dew whore ...I'm sure hy'll ask "wtf is up ...I'd love to take ... I won't risk ...that ...I just KNOW ...to get into....make hym nervous every time hy visits :blink:
...{I intend to have FUN}:cigar2:

I know this isn't all brokeback, but brokeback is where my pervy mind goes. sorry! :):clover:

(if we get to vote, i vote brokeback)

[adorable]

This might come as a shock to some, but...
Although , if the occasion calls for it, I can handle Myself in the wild, Survive etc ...
I mean, c'mon...I attended a few Camporees/Jamborees, helped a few tenderfoots reach Eagle bla bla
I tend to avoid it, however, if I can...:seeingstars:

My question is, to avoid excessively buying dumb crap for my next Camp trip{Me and My big fuckin Mouth -long story-}...

What's Ideal for a decent Tent in your Opinion, What type is very good against Rain, Bugs, and stuff that go bump in the night that would make a seasoned tough butch shit hys pants etc *include for more than 1 person if u can* ?

Sleeping Bag {5 degrees F...50...40 ?}?

Air Mattress *bad back* or cot....?

Anti-bug sprays, blue lights....?

Cooking stuffs {besides a campfire...I intend to take a percolator...}

Decent folding chairs, hammock...

U get the point...
What would U take....??
Include food....Plz?...
{Any experience anecdotes are helpful too, so I can have a mental picture :sunglass:}

:wine::byebye:

I too consider myself an avid outdoors person and survivalist!

I would take an RV with a king size bed and master bedroom.
One with a big screen TV, air conditioner, kitchen and full bathroom.
Then I would take an outdoorsy type to start a bonfire and someone under the age of 12 to make me Smores...(over 12 and they tend to wander off to other campsites for socialization..)
A bug zapper is a must, so is a drunk zapper - they show up un-invited to other people's sites, drawn in by the light of the fire and then torture people with stories of their favorite professional wrestlers. Ugh.
Rather then fold out chairs, recliners are more comfy and easier on the back. I keep a cooler of ice tea next to mine - the under 12 year old loves to go find ice if I run out.
Sleeping bags for extreme temperatures aren't necessary - going outside only makes sense if it's 80 degrees with a breeze. Otherwise, the AC can keep it perfectly fine inside the RV. What IS necessary are 300 thread count sheets, down comforters and coordinating curtains....
Avon skin so soft is VERY important. Even if you never leave the RV. It repels bugs, BUT attracts drunks so you still have to be careful if you go outside without turning on the zapper.
I also like to take fishing poles, a bike and a kayak to decorate the grassy area of the campsite. They give it a rustic - campy feel. Just be careful not to over do it, otherwise it will look like every other campsite....add an American Flag and your favorite football team flag - otherwise the neighbors will accuse you of being haughty.
As for food, generally people get all pissy when you don't have actual food - so I get frozen pizza which, for anyone who has tried to get that stupid shrink wrap off knows, is almost like foraging for food in the wild.

If you need any other pointers - just shoot me a PM. ;)

[GoofyLuvr]

Here's an easy breakfast idea for you: Omelet in a Baggie
In a ziplock baggie, mix eggs (however many you want in your omelet) and all the fixins you like in your omelet. Each baggie feeds one person. To fix them, all you need to do is boil a pot of water and drop the baggie in the water. When the eggs are cooked, just unzip the bag and dip in with a spoon. Easy clean up, too! (I'm not mentioning the obvious such as take out of water, etc as I think you can figure that part out yourself. LOL)

[cinnamongrrl]

Dusting off another great thread!! :hangloose:

[Gráinne]

Ah, just not a camper. Every rock finds my back, and every mosquito within 50 miles homes in on me. My idea of roughing it is a hotel without room service.

[Sachita]

I have several tents. A large two cabin tent, some other smaller tents and I just got this one for backpacking or light camping.

Amazon.com: Coleman Hooligan 2 Backpacking Tent: Sports & Outdoors

Its really great because it can be a nice small screen encloser or you can cover. Its great for wind or foul weather and it does NOT leak.

another must have is an inflatable air pad.

Amazon.com: ALPS Mountaineering Lightweight Series Self-Inflating Air Pad: Sports & Outdoors

I'm working up to do a hike next year through France and Spain
El Camino de Santiago. Its 33 days. There are hostels and such along the way but I may bring my little tent and camp out along the way.