Answer a Question with a Question - an annoying game for annoying people

[SoNotHer]

Am I saying you may be going stag for some time after that comment?

[Hollylane]

Are you suggesting that my sex life is stagnant? Didn't I show you my electric bill?

[SoNotHer]

Have you taken de-horning to a new level?

[Hollylane]

Want to go to Texas with me and shop for cake toppers?

[SoNotHer]

Is there room for the bride and groom?

[Hollylane]

Doesn't that depend on the size of the cake?

[SoNotHer]

What did we ever do before Google?

http://penis.name/images/penis-cake.jpg
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGUvsE4NWMLyisMJk8OpLb6dUCVOg3y Wh3n0UkBEVLg04HQbeKOd68pqjvYw
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/SS4Ru9JgScI/AAAAAAAABK8/YVGdRprlKec/s400/penis+cake+funtasticus.jpg

[Hollylane]

Am I deeply disturbed by the cake toppers displayed here? How am I supposed to sleep after that?

[SoNotHer]

Was sleep the point?

[Hollylane]

Am I pretty sure you got the point across a few times?

[SoNotHer]

Would you like to have your cake and eat it too?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was madness and mayhem the theme in here last night?

[Hollylane]

Do I think that madness prevailed?

[LeftWriteFemme]

How do you get madness to wear a veil?

[Gentle Tiger]

Where did you get it?

[Hollylane]

Didn't I get the veil at the bridal shop, and the madness from some streaking tiger?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about the photo shop?

[Hollylane]

Didn't you assure me that you had given me the negatives for those photos?

[ONLY]

Didn't you assure me that you had given me the negatives for those photos?

Where can I see the photos?

[jac]

Is it really the photos that you are insinuating you want to see?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Would you prefer a private audience?

[SoNotHer]

Can I look forward to performance art?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was there a load balance to improve performance?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you critiquing me?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that what you want me to do to you?

[Starbuck]

Are you taking requests?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you feel pretty?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will you know it when you feel it?

[LeftWriteFemme]

What do you want me to feel?

[SoNotHer]

Is the answer contained in the gyrations that accompany a disco classic?

[Gentle Tiger]

What temperature is dance fever?

[SoNotHer]

What did they mean when they said that "satisfaction came in a chain reaction"?

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[Hollylane]

Does this have anything to do with burning beds?

[SoNotHer]

Are you burning the Midnight Oil?

[Hollylane]

Is there a genie in the lamp?

[SoNotHer]

Is there a Gentle Genie in the house?

[Hollylane]

Is he green?

[SoNotHer]

What were your favorite Crayola colors?

[Hollylane]

How could it be anything but Hot Magenta (1972-1989)?

[SoNotHer]

How can anyone keep up with you?

[Hollylane]

Google?..........

[mustangjeano]

Isn't it a lot like watching a tennis match between two experts?

[SoNotHer]

Have you ever said Google backwards ten times?

[Hollylane]

Will it produce results similar to what happens when you say "Bloody Mary" three times in the mirror?

[SoNotHer]

Redrum perhaps?

[Hollylane]

Do you really want to go and live in that hotel for the winter?

[SoNotHer]

Where is Johnny?

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[Hollylane]

You're scared of Room 237, ain't ya?

[SoNotHer]

How did you know?

[Gentle Tiger]

What was your first clue that I knew?

[SoNotHer]

So was it Colonel Mustard with the rope in the ballroom or Mrs. Peacock with the pipe?

[Gentle Tiger]

What about Mrs. Peacock in the Study?

[willow]

Are you a studious student?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you go to Sunday School?

[Leigh]

Did you?

(i never did)

[Hollylane]

Will someone read me a story?

[SoNotHer]

With or without sound effects?

[Hollylane]

Is it really a story without the sound effects?

[Gentle Tiger]

How effective will it be tomorrow?

[Hollylane]

Do you have an expiration date?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you check the milk?

[SoNotHer]

Why is it curdling?

[Hollylane]

That wasn't the sour cream?

[SoNotHer]

How's that digestion thing coming along now?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are they out yet?

[Hollylane]

Has there been a publication?

[Gentle Tiger]

Didn't you read it?

[Hollylane]

Did you leave it in the bathroom?

[Gentle Tiger]

Do you feel lighter?

[Hollylane]

Why? Did you notice my angel wings?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you planning for Halloween already?

[Hollylane]

Are you indicating AGAIN that my innocence and purity is only a ruse?

[Gentle Tiger]

Hasn't that already been proven?

[Hollylane]

Wasn't it already determined that the evidence was tampered with?

[Gentle Tiger]

Wasn't that objection over ruled?

[Hollylane]

Aren't you aware that I know you bribed the juror?

[willow]

Are you in contempt of court?

[SoNotHer]

Is there any other way to be?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this the home of the wayward?

[SoNotHer]

Have you come to deliver a candygram?

[Hollylane]

Will there be dancing as well as singing?

[SoNotHer]

Are you thinking of the wayward Avon lady?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying I have pancake make-up?

[SoNotHer]

Have you rung a lot of bells?

[Hollylane]

Am I wearing a Santa-ette suit?

[SoNotHer]

Wouldn't some mistletoe and holly be more appropriate for you?

[Hollylane]

Can I say no, just no, to the mistletoe? ;)

[SoNotHer]

Do you want to cross post that in the CJIS thread?

[Hollylane]

Don't I think that is a great idea?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that a random thought?

[Hollylane]

Did you see a bubble above my head with a light bulb in it?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is the bubble a form of mental energy?

[Hollylane]

Did you have to pop it? Was that necessary?

[SoNotHer]

Shouldn't gum popping be an Olympic sport?

[ONLY]

Shouldn't gum popping be an Olympic sport?

I love gum, what kind ya got?

[SoNotHer]

Would Bazooka or Double Bubble suit ya?

[SoulShineFemme]

Would Bazooka or Double Bubble suit ya?

Does it make big bubbles?

[SoNotHer]

Should I cover my ears?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are they in hiding?

[Hollylane]

Is there an altitude problem?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you feel high?

[Hollylane]

Don't you know that I didn't eat the brownies?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you certain the brownies ever existed?

[Hollylane]

Are you admitting to something?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Aren't you going to confess?

[Hollylane]

Do I just look guilty?

[Gentle Tiger]

Weren't participating in a racket of sorts?

[Hollylane]

Are you raising a racket?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you collect the money?

[Hollylane]

Is this a fundraiser for endangered Tigers?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is there a cereal shortage? :shocking:

[SoNotHer]

Are you with the band?

[Hollylane]

Will there be groupies?

[SoNotHer]

How many roadies are you up to now?

[Hollylane]

Is there some kind of limit before I'm labeled?

[SoNotHer]

Haven't you explored that limit and broken that record already?

[Hollylane]

Isn't the universe infinite?

[Gentle Tiger]

You hogging the universal remote?

[SoNotHer]

You know what happens to people to ask those kind of questions, don't you?

[Hollylane]

Does it end in a straight jacket?

[SoNotHer]

Shall we talk about bad endings?

[Gentle Tiger]

It's over already?

[Hollylane]

What kind of fairy tale is this anyway?

[SoNotHer]

The witch? The wolf? Or the evil queen?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is this about preferences?

[SoNotHer]

Isn't it always?

[Hollylane]

What were the choices again?

[SoNotHer]

Coal in your stocking or bed without supper?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Didn't The Ravens blow the game tonight?

[Hollylane]

Am I sad that this is not true?

[SoNotHer]

Didn't the Ravens feast on some 49ers for a truly wonderful Thanksgiving day meal?

[Hollylane]

Won't the 49ers be thankful when the Ravens get a chance to eat turf when they lose to the Steelers in the future?

[mustangjeano]

Isn't that just a fluke of luck for the Ravens? The Niners rule.

[SoNotHer]

Should all questions end with a question mark, and doesn't a fine score speak for itself?

Nov 24 1 2 3 4 T
49ers 3 0 3 0 6
Ravens 3 3 0 10 16 «

[SoNotHer]

So you do want a fairy tale then?

Won't the 49ers be thankful when the Ravens get a chance to eat turf when they lose to the Steelers in the future?

[The_Lady_Snow]

Does anyone CARE that NASCAR is over???:(

[Gentle Tiger]

Should we drive in a circle or have a moment of silence?

[mustangjeano]

What is NASCAR?

[Hollylane]

Is it an acronym for:

Never
Assume
Someone
Cares
About
Ravens ?

[SoNotHer]

Is this the acronym thread? Can someone give Hollylane the direction she needs?

[mustangjeano]

Is this the acronym thread? Can someone give Hollylane the direction she needs?

May I volunteer for that?

[Hollylane]

Do you have a map to the winning stadium(Heinz Field)?

[SoNotHer]

Confused and lost?

Do you have a map to the winning stadium(Heinz Field)?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't that be the case for most people when faced with contemplation of being a Ravens fan?

[SoNotHer]

Have you been crazy chip dipping and hitting the wacky snacks again?

[Hollylane]

Could that be the reason I'm arguing uselessly with a rabid Raven fan?

[SoNotHer]

Are you ready to throw that ridiculous yellow towel in?

[Hollylane]

Why did you need it to stymy the flow of tears? ;)

[SoNotHer]

So you're actually weeping now having come to the realization that you have chosen the wrong team just as you have landed rapier-edged wit to cross swords with?

[Hollylane]

Didn't you say you were taking your Ravens pillow and going to bed?

[SoNotHer]

Don't you remember I gave you that pillow to cushion the blow of upcoming (and ongoing) Steelers' losses?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't that pillowcase be better ripped into strips and used as a Ravens fan gag?

[SoNotHer]

Ah, Hollylane, do you have any idea of the consequences of such sacrilege?

[Hollylane]

Am I always aware of the danger as I plow head first into it anyway?

[Gentle Tiger]

You've taken up farming? What?

[Hollylane]

Want to go cow tipping with me?

[Gentle Tiger]

Why are you tip toeing around?

[willow]

Did someone step on your toes?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was dancing involved?

[JAGG]

Was dancing involved?

Who said dancing was a good way to lose weight?

[Gentle Tiger]

Were they lifted?

[Starbuck]

Were they lifted?


Were who or what lifted?

[Gentle Tiger]

Was a pulley used?

[Starbuck]

Was a pulley used?


Did the red curtains part?

[SoNotHer]

Shall we work the curtain double entendre this morning?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Was it a curtain call from last night?

[Hollylane]

Would there still be an audience?

[Gentle Tiger]

How were you able to remain still?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying that I am jumpy?

[Gentle Tiger]

Did you see the rope?

[Hollylane]

Are you at the end of it?

[Gentle Tiger]

Will you find it in eternity?

[Hollylane]

Am I too impatient to find out?

[dixie]

What are you waiting for?

[Hollylane]

Can I have permission to have it all now?

[dixie]

Do you really need permission?

[Hollylane]

Would I do it anyway? Am I non-compliant that way?

[Leigh]

Are you just a rule breaker?

[Hollylane]

Am I just not comfortable inside the box?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Are you comfortable with a fox?

[Hollylane]

Am I comfortable as long as it is an animal you are referring to and not Fox (faux)news?

[LeftWriteFemme]

Do you like green eggs and ham?

[Hollylane]

Am I not fond of them in a boat, not even in a moat?

[Gentle Tiger]

Now you want to row on a river? What?

[Hollylane]

Am I really rollin' on a river without a paddle?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are you acknowledging the up creek debacle?

[Hollylane]

Isn't that were trouble resides?

[SoNotHer]

Isn't that a preset address on your GPS?

[Hollylane]

Do you have some kind of electronic surveillance on me?

[Starbuck]

Do you have some kind of electronic surveillance on me?


Would your behavior change if I did?

[Hollylane]

Wouldn't it just get more bizarre knowing that I have an audience?

[Starbuck]

Wouldn't it just get more bizarre knowing that I have an audience?


Wouldn't it depend on rather or not you're a flasher?

[Gentle Tiger]

It's time for flash cooking? What?

[Hollylane]

Trial by fire for the guilty Tiger?

[Starbuck]

It's time for flash cooking? What?


Does anybody have a deep dish fryer?

[Gentle Tiger]

Where is the deep dish apple pie?

[Hollylane]

Weren't the apples rotten?

[SoNotHer]

Would you want them any other way?

[Gentle Tiger]

Are the Wanted posters posted?

[Starbuck]

Are the Wanted posters posted?


Who's rotten tricks earned them a wanted poster?

[Gentle Tiger]

What is the trick currency conversion rate?

[Dude]

one trick pony / fifty bucks?

[Queerasfck]

one trick pony / fifty bucks?

what if you have more than one trick?

[Dude]

sixty bucks?

[Queerasfck]

sixty bucks?

why so cheap? don't you think I'm worth it?????

[Dude]

what kind of tricks do you do ?

[dixie]

Can I get a discount?

[Queerasfck]

what kind of tricks do you do ?

are you over 18?

[Dude]

are you stalling?

[Queerasfck]

are you stalling?


is it wrong to admit I was just trying to de-rail this thread??????

answer the question, claire

[Dude]

first it was come to the Caberet with Liza, now this?

[dixie]

Does this mean I don't get a discount?

[Dude]

dont you always get what you pay for?

[dixie]

Are you saying my bargains are no good?

[Dude]

do you see a blue light somewhere?

[dixie]

Isn't it on aisle 13?

[Dude]

clean up on isle five, you say?

[Hollylane]

Want to borrow my mop dog?

[Dude]

should I bring a bucket?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is that what it's called now?

[Dude]

dip the dog ? huh?

[Hollylane]

Did the dog, Obi, take offense at the "dip" comment?

[Gentle Tiger]

Is it called dip the dog or trickery now? Will you all please make up your minds?

[Hollylane]

Don't I think you should just eat the cake and be merry?

[SoNotHer]

Or just very___?

[Hollylane]

Why did I read that as Oy vey?

[SoNotHer]

Do you have your Grouch glasses on again?

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/9/92927/1470576-groucho_glasses_large.jpg

[Hollylane]

How come you don't know that I do "grouch" with an eye patch?

[SoNotHer]

Do you have a hook and parrot to go along with that patch?

[Hollylane]

Are you worried about being pulled from the stage?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vwt55TQq-3k/SVFucSZn7AI/AAAAAAAAD0g/AR5jzIuDJZE/s320/hooked+off+stage.jpg

[SoNotHer]

Isn't the real show back stage?

[Hollylane]

Are you saying you spied a fluffer?

[SoNotHer]

Why does it seem like "smelled" and not "spied" fits better with fluffer?

[Hollylane]

Did someone fluff the covers?

[SoNotHer]

Should that expression start the thread of top turn-offs and deal breakers?

[Hollylane]

Is my answer "Fuck yeah!!" ?

[SoNotHer]

Did I already know that without even gazing into the ball?

[Hollylane]

Did you mean to say "gazing out of my glass eye"?

[SoNotHer]

Do you have my plot picked out as well?

[Hollylane]

Is there a plot to this story?

[SoNotHer]

Is this a "choose your own ending" fucker?

[Hollylane]

Does "choose your own ending fucker" mean the same thing as "Does this story have a fucking ending"? Why am I cursing?

[SoNotHer]

Shouldn't you be asking why you're not cursing?

[Hollylane]

Will cursing bring the cookie dough squares I crave into my mouth?

[Gentle Tiger]

So now there's the plague of the cookie dough?

[SoNotHer]

Is that a thread stopper?

Will cursing bring the cookie dough squares I crave into my mouth?

http://friendlytech.net/homeschool/images/cookiedough/cookiedough009.JPG

[Hollylane]

Would I be more likely to call it a blessing? Can I ask you not to bake those?

[SoNotHer]

Would you prefer that I bake these?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NOrLTYCvDiM/TsdcBN7fROI/AAAAAAAAAb0/XXrOsV8STGo/s400/Rasberry%2Bcake%2Bbar.jpeg

[Hollylane]

Am I feeling dehydrated?

[SoNotHer]

Do I want to know why?