Speak a Lie .....

[Andrew, Jr.]

I just love locking my keys in the car while it's running, and Dino is settled in his car seat. It just makes for a joyous time trying to get the electric doors unlocked.:doghead::heartbeat:

[NJFemmie]

I just didn't get an early Xmas gift from Mare ... I did not just catch her cold.

:cough:

and I don't feel like I have one of these doing this :elefant: on my chest.

[Andrew, Jr.]

Another snow storm is headed my way. I am doing back flips now. :pipe: This is just another delightful time of the year! :cheerleader: I hope we get at least 6 more inches. At least. :thumbsup: Life is so good. And driving on black ice...yeah! I am just sooo excited! WooHoo!:anothersnowman:

[Gemme]

I just didn't get an early Xmas gift from Mare ... I did not just catch her cold.

:cough:

and I don't feel like I have one of these doing this :elefant: on my chest.

I don't feel any sympathy for you and Mare whatsoever. Nope. Nada. Uh uhn. :cough:

All of the gifts are wrapped and my house is in perfect order. :|

Don't send them to me! They'd never get done in time even if I didn't stay up until the wee hours of the morning to do it. They wouldn't have cutesy wootsey bows and coordinating curly ribbon either. Nope. Not a one.

[Passionaria]

HHHHMMMM ~~~> I just hate it when people get all intellectual and expressive, it works my last damn nerve. And if they are fiercely eloquent in their verbose renderings? Even worse~

:rollcat: Pashi who just read something inspiring

[Andrew, Jr.]

Someone gave me a 10 pound Hersey bar...with nuts.

Nothing like trying to kill a diabetic & smiling while doing it.

I love to be a Christmas ho. It makes even my Priest smile. I have to kiss all the single gals right on the lips. What joy! It's like a 1000 degrees in Mass.

[Vlasta]

I am so exited that with upgrading my new phone a technical support made me erased all my phone numbers stored on my previous one . I am so happy to be sending emails and trying to recover all phone numbers .

[Gemme]

This holiday has just been miserable. I'm not happy at all today.

[KayCee]

oh..I feel great..just great!

[weatherboi]

I am not bored at all!!

[Gemme]

I am not bored at all!!


I was not coming into here to post that very thing! :bucktooth:

[weatherboi]

Dohhhhh i dont believe you!!

[Gemme]

Dohhhhh i dont believe you!!

I didn't know that!

[weatherboi]

I never wondered because i am sooo not incorrigible! LOL

[Semantics]

I'm so glad that I can't sleep. :lol2:

[Gemme]

I never wondered because i am sooo not incorrigible! LOL

I'm not laughing at this point.

[weatherboi]

Me either...in fact I have no smile on my face at all!

[Gemme]

Me either...in fact I have no smile on my face at all!

Not me. <---- :)

[Arwen]

I did not have a joyful day yesterday.
I am not practicing forgiveness today.
I am not contemplating a catch-and-release program for butches.:huhlaugh:

[Gemme]

I'm not currently fulfilled with my life.

I don't :deepthoughts: a lot.

I don't :jester: a lot.

[Andrew, Jr.]

Breakfast will be at 5am. Dino Martini is thrilled.

:rofl: :cheerleader: Gabby is already getting ready.

[Soon]

I'm not feeling guilty about indulging in holiday treats!

:blues:

[NJFemmie]

I don't feel like poop on a stick.
This "cold" or whatever the #&(@*& I still have isn't lingering.
I feel just (*#&(*@# wonderful today.

[apretty]

i love red-tape, academic politics, policy and slogging through (nay! *vacationing in*) minutia!

[Andrew, Jr.]

I love having Kidney Stones. :awww: Just love those stones. The more the better. I also loved having shingles. What a neat way to celebrate the new year. Plus to have the nasty cold that is going around. :cheer:

[Arwen]

:redcard:I am terribly glad my dishwasher broke tonight mid-cycle. I love having the sopping wet towel in my bathtub.:alieninjar:

[Passionaria]

:eating: I don't want junk food, it's icky. Chips would not make me happy right now. Oh, and I am Happy that I am out of coffee, because I really feel like going to the store. :cold:

[Miami]

I just LOVE it when I'm in the middle of a fantastic conversation and my cellphone battery dies!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...... lol

[NJFemmie]

I am warm, and dry, and not waterlogged at all. It isn't raining like cats and dogs and flooding everywhere. AND ... I didn't get my car stuck on the side of the road because I hit a big-ass puddle (which I didn't see until I was in the middle of it parting the local version of the red sea).

I am having a great day. So great in fact I can't stand it.

[Medusa]

I am not excited about The Reunion in the least. I hope I never see you fricken' yahoos again. Ever. It's too bad Jack and Medusa are already married.

:|

But we didnt get to have a wedding! :fuck:

[SuperFemme]

I'm a very good girl and never cause trouble.
Ever.

[NJFemmie]

I'm a very good girl and never cause trouble.
Ever.


Something tells me you're telling the truth.
Really.

[Medusa]

I will not be announcing our Reunion plans this week. :danceparty:

[PinkieLee]

I will not be announcing our Reunion plans this week. :danceparty:

I am not interested in the above mentioned lie or the details to be announced... :awww:

[Miami]

I absolutely LOVE the fact that I'm having an allergic reaction to something and I have no idea WHAT!!!!

[Gemme]

I will not be announcing our Reunion plans this week. :danceparty:

I am NOT excited about this in the very least! Nope, not at ALL. I also will not be putting on my big glasses to make SURE I don't miss this announcement. Nope, not at all. :admin:

:freak:

[Strappie]

I'm Shy and Reserved

[Strappie]

Huh. So am I!

You and I could do well in the same room together.. We'd just stare at the wall, we wouldn't even be able to look at each other.

[Soon]

I'm superexcited for my early meeting tomorrow morning!

:rolleyes:

[Andrew, Jr.]

I can hardly wait for the weekend to get here. We are going to have more SNOW! WooHoo! :downhillski: :hockey:

[Corkey]

One of my cousins is a bloody genius!:boink:

[Softly]

I don't want a cookie right now.
or a diet coke with that cookie.


:cookielove:

[Andrew, Jr.]

I really don't want a cheesesteak sub or a coke now.

:hatsmoke:

[Gemme]

My stomach isn't beginning to gnaw on my backbone and I don't feel the urge to eat everything in sight right NOW. :blink:

[Andrew, Jr.]

I am not excited for the Olympics to be on TV. Really. I think I can pass on this historic event.

[Corkey]

I do not have a headache, and my eyes are just fine.:hammer:

[Andrew, Jr.]

I love having bloodwork done. In fact, if I could have bloodwork done every day of the week I wood. And I would preferr to have a blind phlebotomist.:goodscore:

[Deborah]

I could live the rest of my life without Dude, if I never saw her again my heart wouldn't shrival up and die....hearing her singing to our puppies doesnt make me smile and love her more....nope not one bit.

[Jess]

I am so thrilled that the cats spread a layer of hair all over everything in the house. There is nothing so exciting as pulling the old vacuum around and sucking every surface EVERY day! If one of them didn't have gas that would peel the paint off the walls my life would not be complete.

[wolfwalker]

I am not worried about T and the little kitty jack.

[christie]

I am not sitting here wondering how many stupid people would die if breathing required thought or effort. :whoop: (smiley may be not relevant, but i like it)

[Andrew, Jr.]

I have the sex tape of John Edwards and Rielle Hunter. The Youngs don't have the tape in a lockbox. :ymca:

[Andrew, Jr.]

I am just thrilled for the next winter snow storm approaching. Two to three feet of snow is expected. WooHoo! This is just joy wrapped up with a big warm hug of a bow.

[NJFemmie]

I am not wishing I were home today.

I am certainly not looking forward to the impending snow storm we're going to have - and certainly am not secretly wishing it would start Sunday into Monday (and Tuesday, and Wednesday).

It's because I always get what I ask for.

[NJFemmie]

I did not just read this....

A STORM SYSTEM DEVELOPING OVER THE GULF OF MEXICO TODAY WILL PASS OFF THE CAROLINA COAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN CONTINUE TO THE NORTHEAST ON SATURDAY. SNOW FROM THIS SYSTEM WILL OVERSPREAD THE REGION FROM SOUTH TO NORTH FRIDAY AFTERNOON... THEN CONTINUE THROUGH MUCH OF SATURDAY. SNOWFALL TOTALS OF 12 TO 18 INCHES ARE EXPECTED NEAR THE DELAWARE AND CENTRAL NEW JERSEY COAST WITH UP TO 24 INCHES POSSIBLE OVER SOUTHERN NEW JERSEY AND THE CENTRAL DELMARVA. STRENGTHENING WINDS FRIDAY NIGHT AND SATURDAY WILL CREATE BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW WHICH WILL REDUCE VISIBILITIES TO UNDER ONE- QUARTER MILE AT TIMES.


Nope, didn't see it, and my back isn't starting to hurt already.

[Andrew, Jr.]

I love shoveling snow. The more the better. :sumo:

I hate all queer femmes wearing silk nighties and thongs. Really now.

Andrew

[Andrew, Jr.]

I hate listening to wind chimes. They grate on my nerves.

I hate free parking meters. Really. I want to pay as much as possible.

[BestButchBoy]

I love winter. :D

[NJFemmie]

I was thrilled to get a call first thing this morning telling me that we are working today. I wasn't happy that I came in late, but then again, I enjoy car sliding my way through icy streets.

My feet aren't cold and I hate Mare's chicken soup .... and .... I don't want a nap.

[Andrew, Jr.]

I hate electric heaters that work in the winter. :fan:

I hate grilling. :bbq:

I love being lied too. Just makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over! :awww:

I love it when my garden doesn't bloom. Fabulous. (w)

[Lady Pamela]

I am a clone made by the government ..And was sent here to spy on you! :groupphoto:

[UofMfan]

I had a nap today and feel great!

[Gentle Tiger]

I am not anal. I can calmly observed things that are out of order, incorrectly placed or just flat out don't belong in a particular spot. It is not a struggle to leave said items as they are and not try to fix them. And I did not cringe when I read one of June's posts that was deliberately misspelled and deliberately misused the apostrophe. Nope, my eyes did not become enlarged from the shock!

And I didn't laugh at some of the items posted in this thread.

[Lady Pamela]

I love it when I am woken up from a peaceful slumber.. to the sound of pissed off people yelling or complaining!


http://leadingfromtheheart.org/wp-content/uploads/EX34C_C_YellingLady.jpg

[NJFemmie]

I am never baffled when I wake up in the middle of the night to find my one arm out of my shirt and said shirt being pushed up to my neck and lying in bed totally uncovered. :twitch:

I should stop drinking this regularly:
http://www.davesfootballblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/absolut-ambien.jpg

:twitch:

[Lady Pamela]

Ohhh I just can't tell you how much I love getting old...Another year has come my way...It made my day...It made my day!....SMILE


http://a1.vox.com/6a00c225280961549d00e398dc5d610003-500pi

[bigbutchmistie]

I am not gonna enjoy this beautiful Friday :)

I will not enjoy the dinner and margaritas after work :)

I am not glad the weekend is finally here :)

[NJFemmie]

My bosses' son did not just break wind and hastily run out the front door.

http://www.drsfostersmith.com/images/Categoryimages/normal/p_7798_27485D.jpg

It's not going to be one of THOSE days.

Ugh.

[NJFemmie]

Ohhh I just can't tell you how much I love getting old...Another year has come my way...It made my day...It made my day!....SMILE


http://a1.vox.com/6a00c225280961549d00e398dc5d610003-500pi

Bahaha! I hated this! No thanks!

[NJFemmie]

Okay.... so my bosses' son did not just walk up to me all taped up in black tape and asked (well, mumbled to) me that he wanted his hands bound in said tape.

:|

Pretty soon, this won't be him....

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/105/384392111_32ef97da40.jpg

uhhh, yeah ... it won't be one of those days after all ...

:twitch:

[Andrew, Jr.]

I am so not looking forward to going to a pipe & cigar show at Fader's today. No. Not in the least. :drool: :wtf: :pipe: :overreaction:

Andrew :cigar:

[Ryobi]

My coffee maker was a perfect start to my day. It didn't dump it's fresh brewed goodness all over the cupboard. I noticed right from the start that it had cracked. I won't be buying another one this afternoon.

It sucked!, and that's the truth! :dance2:

[NJFemmie]

My coffee maker was a perfect start to my day. It didn't dump it's fresh brewed goodness all over the cupboard. I noticed right from the start that it had cracked. I won't be buying another one this afternoon.

It sucked!, and that's the truth! :dance2:

.... tsk tsk ... telling truths in this room causes eternal damnation ....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/TheCEO/Shame-award-1.jpg

[Lady Pamela]

I am sooo excited..I bought a scooter that is ready for almost everything..Take a look!!!!


http://www.photopumpkin.com/wp-content/uploads/funny-vehicles-2.gif

[hippieflowergirl]

today is not a very sad day

[Lady Pamela]

Being a Grandma of 11 grandchildren and soon 12...Is the easiest thing I have ever done!

All my granchildren love me and never do anything worng!

http://images5.cafepress.com/product/115402145v8_150x150_Front_Color-Navy.jpg

[AshenLady]

the best year ever! I hope this happy new year never ends.

[moxie]

This lotion smells SO good.
It is not messing with my sinuses. The smell came off of my hands after only washing them one time.

[Lady Pamela]

There is no truth that the symbols on money when they are folded correctly...Are a message and were created long ago. Even if the okder bills do the same.


Click here to see:


YouTube- Creepy! U.S Dollar bills (5, 20,50,100) contains hidden pictures!

[Andrew, Jr.]

I cannot stand dolphins. Really. I never want to swim with dolphins ever again.

The teapot I received from my Grandmother is ugly as sin. :twitch:

The flask I received from Rose is always filled with whiskey. :D

[Lady Pamela]

JUST FOR THE RECORD:
I hate it when my kitty bursts out singing the song from Village People:
YMCA!
http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/11/funny-pictures-ymca-cat.jpg

[Andrew, Jr.]

I am so not looking forward to watching the Final 4 tomorrow. Really now. :basketball: And to think next week is opening day for baseball. :baseball: I never want to see :football: ever again. Sheesh.

[moxie]

I loathe driving with the windows down and singing at the top of my lungs. It's horrendous.

[SuperFemme]

I love love love it when my father comes over and expects me to act *surprised* when he informs me of things my children do well.

On the night before we go see his son in prison.

The irony totally escapes me.

[Andrew, Jr.]

I screwed up the Easter meal today. I burned the steaks. :bbq::thinking:

[SuperFemme]

I screwed up the Easter meal today. I burned the steaks. :bbq::thinking:



Jesus still loves you. :)

[Forgetmenotfemme]

Speak a lie and it shall come back in karma

[SuperFemme]

Jesus still loves you. :)

Oy. I meant to say that Jesus doesn't still love you. Oopsie.

[Soon]

I've done all the work I brought home with me on the weekend.

:|

[Gemme]

I thoroughly enjoyed hunting down Lucy and scrubbing her, the carpet, the rugs, and the floor when she came in after rolling in :crap:

[BoDy*ShOt]

the best year ever! I hope this happy new year never ends.


WOW - i was thinking the same e.x.a.c.t. thing!

[UofMfan]

I had a wonderful day, yes, this is probably my best day thus far.

[Miami]

Man, I just LOVE the feelings I get whenever my broken ribs decide to rub together!! It makes me just JUMP for joy!..... NOT! lol

[Lady Pamela]

The doc said today that I had to be in a wheelchair for a short bit.

When I went to get it, I was told due to medical insurance,
This is all I could get!

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/11/wheelchair.jpg

Damn Budget Medical Insurance anyways!!!
Should have known by the name!

[SuperFemme]

This is so not me:

http://blog.ina-mar.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/217313058v4_240x240_front.jpg

[Andrew, Jr.]

I'm glad to have won American Idol last season. WooHoo! :fishswim:

[Gemme]

I am exactly where I want to be.

[moxie]

I am exactly where I want to be.
You are exactly where I want you to be.

[Gemme]

You are exactly where I want you to be.

You are exactly where I want you to be as well. Also, I loathe your new avi. I don't find it absolutely adorable and charming at ALL. Other people don't make me feel like this (without the productive ending) today -->:wallbreak:

[shadows papa]

I am truly enjoying writing a 3 page essay extolling my virtues and the reasons why I should be admitted into the physical therapy ass't. program at my school.I really love tooting my own horn for 1000 words or more...:wtf:

[Rook]

My week...
My Month....
Perfection personified....


:seesaw:

[Leigh]

I just love being awake at 8am, really

[Rook]

I hate PawPaw-Pomegranate-Blueberry Popsicles
:raspberry:

{~hoardes, shows fangs to anyone approaching~ }

[Gemme]

I can function on 3 hours of sleep. :blink:

[Andrew, Jr.]

I am where I want to be at right at this very moment. :elefant:

[Corkey]

I hate that I will have the next four days off. I hope I don't get to plant any strawberries or sleep in.


Hope you have absolutely no fun at all.

[Andrew, Jr.]

I really like the store Next Day Blinds in my area. They are on time, and do such great work! :smokejoint:

[Gemme]

I hate that I will have the next four days off. I hope I don't get to plant any strawberries or sleep in.


I'm not jealous.

[cinderella]

Chicken Little told an untruth...it's really my boobs that are falling - continually...getting old is sensational!!

[Andrew, Jr.]

I hate drinking coffee first thing in the morning. :coffee:

[Gemme]

I thoroughly enjoy having a ticklish bladder the size of a pea.

[pajama]

I wish we had more shifts available so I could work more.

[Andrew, Jr.]

:goat:
I hate Scott's EZ Seed.

[NJFemmie]

I hate that's it's Friday and not Monday, considering how much I just ADORE Mondays.

Weekends suck.

I'm so not looking forward to it.

[Gemme]

I love the feeling I get when I see resumes and applications come over the fax for my position.

[Andrew, Jr.]

I hate the beach - esp. Rehoboth Beach. The gay mecca of the East Coast.

:theisland:

[Andrew, Jr.]

I love my greying hair. The more the better! :help:

I love having a bladder the size of a dime. :eek:

I love bee's. Bee's of all kinds. In fact, when I was about 7 yo, I was playing baseball. A ball rolled under a bush of some sort. I went to get it, and I thought I was picking it up, when in fact I picked up a beehive. Such delight!

[Gemme]

I loathe salads, especially salads with cherry tomatoes.

[Andrew, Jr.]

Monday Night Football. There I said it. :football:

[UofMfan]

I had a terrible day so far.

[Andrew, Jr.]

I love margarita's. It is something about the coating of salt around the rim. Yummy! :cough:

[UofMfan]

I am not tired, not at all. The day was short, really. Who needs a nap? Not me.

[Gemme]

I hate my days off. I don't need them, crave them, dream about them at all. :blink:

[Enchantress]

I so enjoy nightmares. In fact I love them so much that I'm hoping for more tonight. Could a girl ask for anything more? I think not.

[Andrew, Jr.]

I think Kate Gosslein is hot.

[Andrew, Jr.]

The Duggars need to have more kids.

[Gemme]

I can't WAIT to get to work today!

[Andrew, Jr.]

I most definitely would insist on having Elisabeth Hasselbeck AND Bethenny Frankel as my daughters.

[Gemme]

*to be said in a Ralphie from The Simpsons voice*

I like ignorant people.

[NJFemmie]

My head doesn't feel like it's stuffed with cotton.
It's great feeling like I have a softball stuffed up one side of my nose.
Sinus pressure is heaven.

[homoe]

Bumping this thread...........LOL


I detest reading threads!

[homoe]

I LOVE Fox News and watch it every chance I get:hangloose:

[Bèsame*]

I anxiously wait for texts from my boss, so I can answer each and every one.

[Brisa]

I love texting 24/7

[Bèsame*]

The more elaborate you embellish your life, the more I think your amazing!

[homoe]

I just LOVE it when people are tactless and word something in a very hurtful manner!

[*Anya*]

I think that Trump is the best president that the USA has ever had!

[homoe]

I think that Trump is the best president that the USA has ever had!

I TOTALLY agree with this!

[Blade]

I am sooo ready to leave my happy place and go back home tomorrow!

[*Anya*]

I think that Trump is the best president that the USA has ever had!

I TOTALLY agree with this!

You know how much it pained me write that, even as a lie.

:badmood:

[Esme nha Maire]

I simply ADORE homework!