Speak a Lie .....

[NJFemmie]

Okay, here goes - you can only post lies in here.
No truthful statements!! I'll start.

I love that I am at work today and not home sleeping.

I am not tired at all and have all the energy in the world. *eyeroll*

My tooth doesn't hurt so I probably won't need a root canal.

I'm in SUCH a great mood.

lol

[SuperFemme]

I have a normal brain! Cuddle it now.

[NJFemmie]

I hate to cuddle!

[Surayna]

I hate Friday's!

[Semantics]

Chocolate is disgusting.

[SuperFemme]

I hate sushi and fridays.

[Diva]

~My house is spotless.

~I'm totally prepared to have 30 in my home tomorrow for a sit~down dinner.

~I hate music.

~Chocolate disgusts me, too.

[NJFemmie]

Chocolate is the devil.

If I have a piece of said devil, my tooth won't hurt.

I love being me right now.

*sigh*

[SuperFemme]

SuperFemme has a job, but she hates June and is purposefully talking in third person in the wrong thread.

Superfemme doesn't wish she was at Divas.

[NJFemmie]

I love the photocopier at work.

It never jams.

I never feel a need to roll it out the door and down the ()*)#@($ hill.

[Semantics]

I love Connecticut weather in November.

[Surayna]

I hate Friday's!

It doesn't bother me that I put an apostrophe where one doesn't belong. Nope, doesn't bother me at all.

[Semantics]

It doesn't bother me that I put an apostrophe where one doesn't belong. Nope, doesn't bother me at all.

I never do that. Ever.

;)

[NJFemmie]

It doesn't bother me that I put an apostrophe where one doesn't belong. Nope, doesn't bother me at all.

I never do that. Ever.

;)

I never do that either. I always know how to spell and where to punctuate.

[NJFemmie]

I never see my co-worker's ass crack.
I'm sure if I did I would not be repulsed.
:eek:

[Lady Jewel]

Im an angel...now excuse me while I go adjust my halo.

Jewel

[MrSunshine]

I'm a Dick , oh wait....

[SuperFemme]

This is a not a thread about lying Deady....

[MrSunshine]

I didn't just confuse myself:eek:

[NJFemmie]

That's right ... you can only tell the truth in here.

[evolveme]

It doesn't bug me one bit that Bent cares so much about spelling and punctuation.

Or that he sometimes corrects my posts.

After time for editing has elapsed.

[Bootboi]

I enjoy the fact that I can sleep 8 hours and feel great when I wake up. Then 5 hours later I feel like I never slept a wink the night before.

[SuperFemme]

e's posts are always grammatically wrong and she is a horrid speller.

deady being confused is a rare occurrence to be sure.

i'm not stressed out at all and i am not ill.

[MrSunshine]

being stressed out causes people to eat their hair, always

[NJFemmie]

Sex is a horrible cure for stress. More stress is better.

[NJFemmie]

I enjoy the fact that I can sleep 8 hours and feel great when I wake up. Then 5 hours later I feel like I never slept a wink the night before.

I don't know how you feel.
I always sleep like a baby and wake up feeling refreshed.
I never have that zombie feeling.

[WILDCAT]

... I didn't just get up, at 2:30 p.m. in the afternoon. And it's not Nov. 13th, and beautiful and sunny out at 65 degrees. No, I didn't just miss probably the last wonderful day of fall!:confused:

And no, there is not a HUGE deer laying down out in the leaves outside of my one window here. My outdoor friends here do NOT make me smile.

And I intend to stay on this computer and miss this horrible weather!

No kisses and hugs to any of you!

No "thank you" to someone who may have just tipped me off in an email about this site, maybe today!

I am not formally Mountain Drumcat.

Goodbye

[WILDCAT]

Oh, and I've had PLENTY of caffeine and know what the heck I am doing here.

And I am not craving sex for what does not ail me at this time. ;)

Some of us are good liars.

[Julie]

I never do that. Ever.

;)

My dream is to fall in love with a femme bottom submissive and climb the tallest volcano in Hawaii, while the ash covers her nails, which are far much prettier than mine.

[PoeticWitch]

I love being in this nice warm comfy house..

I love the animals.. even the love birds...

I love the cat waking me up in the middle of the night for pets

I love the fact that I am alone for another month in this nice warm comfy house that is three stories( not counting the basement) tall...

I dont have a habit of falling down stairs and hurting myself..

YOu all suck.. go away... I hope you have a horrible day!

[NJFemmie]

... I didn't just get up, at 2:30 p.m. in the afternoon. And it's not Nov. 13th, and beautiful and sunny out at 65 degrees. No, I didn't just miss probably the last wonderful day of fall!:confused:

And no, there is not a HUGE deer laying down out in the leaves outside of my one window here. My outdoor friends here do NOT make me smile.

And I intend to stay on this computer and miss this horrible weather!

No kisses and hugs to any of you!

No "thank you" to someone who may have just tipped me off in an email about this site, maybe today!

I am not formally Mountain Drumcat.

Goodbye

I think you should stay home and avoid the lousy weather.

And I am not sending hugs back either .... and you are so not welcome.

[MizzSabra]

I am shy, quiet and reserved.
I NEVER speak my mind.
I have never been known to drink Patron.

[NJFemmie]

I don't enjoy being in the office by myself with no one to bug me.
I don't think I can get used to this.
I still don't wanna go home.

[Surayna]

I get to play all weekend long, because I am totally caught up on my homework.

[Leigh]

I love having woken up this morning at 6am with a gallbladder attack and missing work to lay here in pain!

I love even more that I don't get to see the specialist until January about this awesome pain

I hate wrestling, and I never watch it religiously

I don't like BFP, or anyone here,

I am offended that Wildcat did not give out any hugs or thank you's today

Friday's suck .............. so go jump off a bridge!!!

[Beau]

I believe everything I read online.
I trust people easily.
I have no obsession with Youtube.


YouTube- The O'Jays perform "Backstabbers" on Soul Train

[NJFemmie]

I'm not happy to be home.
I am not looking forward to homemade chicken soup.
Mare makes the worst chicken soup in the whole wide world.

[Sweet_Pea]

:o I can go without a vacation right now.
:o I dont need a hug ever.
:o Id rather work than spend the evening curled up in front of the television
:o I definetely dont need to lose weight :(

I cant stand Fridays!!!!!

[Gemme]

I hate this new smiley -----> :spank:

[WILDCAT]

I do not like this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wwttxW5hMg
(Little Lies: Fleetwood Mac)



*I am NOT trying this again, June.

ETA: AH, DAMN IT! I am SO HAPPY THIS IS NOT WORKING FOR ME. I'm not sorry. I don't wonder what I am doing wrong!!!!!! (I'm not calling out to June for help here?!)

[NJFemmie]

I do not like this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wwttxW5hMg
(Little Lies: Fleetwood Mac)



*I am NOT trying this again, June.

ALL DAMN IT! I am SO HAPPY THIS IS NOT WORKING FOR ME. I'm not sorry. I don't wonder what I am doing wrong!!!!!! (I'm not calling out to June for help here?!)

Don't ask Beau for help.
She's (<-- not intentional apostrophe placement) has no idea how to post videos.

[WILDCAT]

Don't ask Beau for help.
She's (<-- not intentional apostrophe placement) has no idea how to post videos.

I didn't already ask Beau.

I'm not doing the same exact thing where it was a problem in the past too.

:confused:

*I don't think anyone needs to technically take a "look under the hood" here for me. (And I am not baffled, not in the least.)

**Plus, I didn't get out in this lousy weather! :p

[Leigh]

This thread sucks
I really don't like music
I, like Beau, have no obsession with YouTube
I hate that its Friday and I certainly don't like the weekend *boo hiss*
I'm not listening to Bon Jovi right now, and even if I was I would hate it

[Soft*Silver]

I am breaking up with Camo
I am going out for a drink
I am buying a membership to a different site, not this one

(haha...these didnt make me nervous just typing them out!

[Leigh]

I don't like this site at all
I am not happy that Softness is here
I wont care if she breaks up with Camo
I am not listening to Def Leppard right now
I am not hungry, and don't plan on eating anything tonight

[Beau]

YouTube- Fleetwood Mac-Little Lies

it's just not my nature to be nice

[NJFemmie]

YouTube- Fleetwood Mac-Little Lies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wwttxW5hMg)

it's just not my nature to be nice


Beau is never nice.
In fact, Beau eats nice for breakfast.
(and I hear sometimes as a midnight snack when she's especially ornery)

oh, and I so hate that song.

[evolveme]

I don't wish Linus would cut it with the emoticon hunt and gather.

[WILDCAT]

And your pal is not very happy about it!!!

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

And I am just MISERABLE about the new emoticon choices! :balloon:
___

(And Nixon was NOT A CROOK! :nixon:)

[NJFemmie]

I am beginning to dislike this site more and more.
I almost hate it.

[Leigh]

I hate this site too
In fact, I don't like anyone here
And, I especially don't like anyone in this thread .......

So there!!!!

[NJFemmie]

I am wide awake and don't need coffee.
In fact, I loathe coffee and think it's gross.
I am not going to wish anyone a good morning and hope everyone has a horrible day.

[PoeticWitch]

I just love the fact that I am up before 7am on a saturday

I just totally hate this smiley :vampire: it is nothing like i feel

[Mister Bent]

I'm really pleased to have woken at 5 a.m. on Saturday, because it would have just been foolish sleep in.

[christie]

I am so glad that my brother in law has no sense of social graces and called last night and woke us up.

I am even more glad that he called at 530 am on Saturday about the same nonsense.

I love him so much and wish that he lived closer.

[NJFemmie]

I don't like these ----> :spank:

I never feel like this, ever -----> :chainsaw:

:theisland: <<--- I don't long for one of these

I don't have any of those ----> :cat:

Can you tell I am not bored?

[NJFemmie]

I am NOT bumping this thread! :mad:

[PoeticWitch]

I don't feel like this :vampire: right now...

[Mister Bent]

I adore my Meth-Head Cabinet Painting Contractor. I wish I was single so I could marry him.

Maybe you should have tried craigslist, they advertise the most reputable work force.

[Gemme]

My neck feels GREAT now....all loose and stretchy and without pain.

[Mister Bent]

O June, how you charm me!

That would be wonderful, as I've always wanted to marry a virgin.

[MizzSabra]

Totally hated looking at Buck Angel's pictures on the interwebnetz.






And is NOT still laughing over June's comments about spooge and large hairy unwashed men.

[evolveme]

Upon reading June's "bodice" post, I did not think at all of the way balls smell strangely of alfalfa sprouts and moist earth.

[Mister Bent]

I'm really enamored of the manner in which my lady manages to references balls and their "organic" odor at every opportunity.

I don't at all wonder what she's doing while I'm at work. :fuck:

[evolveme]

June clearly knows me not at all.

[NJFemmie]

And is NOT still laughing over June's comments about spooge and large hairy unwashed men.

I'm not laughing either.

[christie]

I really don't love the witty zingers from June and e

[NJFemmie]

I really don't love the witty zingers from June and e

I don't either, which is why I am sorry I made this thread.

[Dean Thoreau]

I just totally enjoy femmes that can lie :)
I prefer sushi to any other edible thing in the world.
Fish are only good when served on a plate.
I am the most non contrary individual you will ever meet and you will love me for it!
I graduated in the bottom 2% of my high school class and have been succeeding at failure ever since.

My real name is Ophelia Wiermirsckirshan and u wonder why people call me Dean!

[NJFemmie]

My name is Ophelia Wiermirsckirshan, so I know you're lying.

ppffttt.

[theoddz]

It's True. I am a Gold Star Lesbian, untouched and untainted by spooge. Oh, how I yearn to be taken by a large, hairy, unbathed male specimen fraught with copious amounts of semen.

If I had a bodice on, I would rip it off myself.

June'y did not just say S-P-O-O-G-E. :pointing:

~Theo~ :bouquet:

[wolfwalker]

I really love all humans. I hate dogs and cats


wolfwalker

[Passionaria]

I would never eat Thai Food

[PoeticWitch]

I am not entertained by this thread... it doesn't make me laugh in uncontrollable fits that last more then ten minutes... it doesn't make me cry and doesn't then give me a headache..I hate this thread... and I think you all are very boring people and should stop posting all together...

[MrSunshine]

rubber.ducky does not make me think rubber.dicky every time I see it.

[Surayna]

I am Betty Crocker in the kitchen. I cooked a huge elaborate meal tonight. I am not sitting here eating gummy bears. I am sitting here totally nekkid while doing school work, though.

[Kast]

rubber.ducky does not make me think rubber.dicky every time I see it.


You'all are NOT very funny people, no, not at all!

[christie]

I really love that the mother in law starts talking before her eyes open.

I really love that she adores all things Jesus-tacky-esque... and that my heart sings when she comes in the door talking about how "I found the PURDIEST picture today... it was Jesus, on a rock, in a stream, with two little children."

It doesn't make my skin crawl at all.

I love that as we restore a room in the house, its a race for us to get something up on the walls before the Jesus in a stream picture is purchased.

I hate that she has a good heart and means well.

[NJFemmie]

I didn't just screw up Diva's Scrabble Slam thread.
I totally knew how to play the game and I certainly don't feel like an idiot.
Mare is not singing "shame, shame, shame .. you messed the game, you messed the game" and poking fun at me this morning.
I am NOT laughing about this because I have no sense of humor whatsoever.

[MrSunshine]

I so happy to not be able to sleep anymore :freak:

[PoeticWitch]

rubber.ducky does not make me think rubber.dicky every time I see it.

I do not think rubber.dicky is funny whatsoever... Has decided not to tell Deadyboy that hy doesn't remind me of that lil homicidal doll called Chucky. :chainsaw:

[Semantics]

I hope it keeps raining.

[shadows papa]

I hate that my two 50 lb dogs think Daddy's chest is a good place to wallow on every morning. I think bicycles should be outlawed and that swimming is for sissie's in speedos.I'll take McDonald's over my mama's home cooking everytime....and I DON'T think farting is funny!

[Gemme]

I'm glad that there's no one here to snuggle.

[SuperFemme]

I didn't get laid last night.

[WILDCAT]

I am so very comfortable watching - and actually really enjoying this very close Steelers game. I also think it's funny my team is making so many mistakes.

:worried:

[SuperFemme]

I love football and never ever confiscate the remote and change to Sex and The City. NeVER.

[MrSunshine]

I haven't missed you one damn bit SF!

[SuperFemme]

I am not not not having a platonic cerebral crush on the DB. :brainsucker:

[MrSunshine]

me either :zombie:

[SuperFemme]

My children did NOT all have overnight guests last night.
This house is NOT a magnet for all children who are gay, questioning or non gender normative. Nope.
I don't nurture that side with wigs, boas, heels and make up or baseball hats, bandanas, belts and boots.
The other parents fucking LOVE me.

[MrSunshine]

I didn't just laugh A LOT about that Junie

[PoeticWitch]

I am having a terrible day..

[Gemme]

I don't count syllables on my fingers in the fucku haiku thread. :deepthoughts:

[evolveme]

The idea of June dancing (mincing?) about in a tutu with a cross bouncing (flouncing?) off her bazooms did not just help me forget about the headache I was not going to write about instead.

[evolveme]

I think of myself as a pretty little princess. :princess:

In fact, I often lament that I did not call myself princess e years ago.

[SuperFemme]

I hope that cross hit Junies GOOD eye. :deepthoughts:
E is not a princess.
I am a unicorn.

[evolveme]

SuperFemme is a Unicorn.

But she is not a Pegasus.

A big fat sexy gay Pegasus.

[Mister Bent]

e is my babygirl.

[NJFemmie]

June has a terrible sense of humor and she never cracks me up.
I don't :heartbeat: this place at all.

[Goofy]

I have not missed The June. at. all.

[Goofy]

I also hope that I never have to go back to the PDX and June's house ever again. Aaaand I hope that June never comes to Austin for a visit...or that she does and doesn't tell me she's here.

[Diva]

I don't want June at my house either. We will turn our backs and toss our long and flowing locks over our shoulders, shunning her. Then we will smoke fine, Cuban cigars like Linus. :cigar:

[blush]

June-ness and her Hello Kitties can suck it. :cigar:

[Diva]

I will be kicking Your collective asses to China.

[Diva]

I knew You did.

I can see China from my front porch. :twitch:

[SuperFemme]

Diva is going rogue. :missing:

[Diva]

Diva is going rogue. :missing:



That's a lie!! ;)

[atomiczombie]

I hate this site and all the people on it. I miss none of them and I do not hope to see them again. I do not want to meet the ones I haven't met in person yet.

[Diva]

I hate You.
I hate chocolate.
I hate Paula Deen, too!:chef:

[SuperFemme]

I hate cheese and unicorn cock. :fart:

[Gemme]

I hate cheese and unicorn cock. :fart:

I am not curious AT ALL as to whether this is cheese + unicorn cock as in two separate things or whether the unicorn cock was coated with cheese. My next thought, if it were the latter, would definitely NOT be wondering if it were Velveeta cheese. :eyebrow:

[NJFemmie]

Yay! I am so happy it's Monday!
I love Mondays so much, I wish everyday were Monday.
:freak:

[Semantics]

Yay! I am so happy it's Monday!
I love Mondays so much, I wish everyday were Monday.
:freak:

Femmie you make me frown.



My favorite part about Mondays is waking up at 5:30.

[PoeticWitch]

Yay! I am so happy it's Monday!
I love Mondays so much, I wish everyday were Monday.
:freak:

I dont second the above notion

(okies I just confused myself I think I did this right) :confused:

[NJFemmie]

I dont second the above notion

(okies I just confused myself I think I did this right) :confused:

You didn't do it right. Wait, now I think I'm not confused. :confused:

[NJFemmie]

Femmie you make me frown.



My favorite part about Mondays is waking up at 5:30.

And you never make me laugh. So I guess we're not even.

[Semantics]

I didn't just eat a spoonful of frosting right out of the can for breakfast.


Nope. Not me.

[NJFemmie]

:alarm: <-- I so don't feel like this right now.
I am wide awake, perky and raring to go!
:dance2: <- am most certainly doing this around the office this morning.

[PoeticWitch]

doesn't feel like :bomb:

[Jess]

I never read this thread and lmao...
and never ever would I do this > :dance2: < ever

[NJFemmie]

This thread never amuses me either.

And I have never, ever done this :fart:.

Ever.

[Leigh]

I am not listening to Rascal Flatts
I do not like music
I love the cold, its awesome
I am not tired nor do I want to go back to bed
My back is not sore, and neither are My feet
I hate My new haircut, and I especially hate that its dyed black

[christie]

I never read this thread and lmao...
and never ever would I do this > :dance2: < ever

I never, ever sit and :twitch: when you do :dance2:

I am SO glad its not lazy Monday with no Momma in law around...

I hate our new den... just as I am sure you hate the new TV...

I was really devastated to see the last of the mauve carpet on the back of the truck to go live in the dump. I had to sit down and :bigcry:.

[KayCee]

I'm glad the weekend is gone,
and I hated the last night,
didn't feel anything,
especially when it was over!

[NJFemmie]

I hate weekends. I don't live for them.
I don't secretly wish I was independently wealthy so Mare can become a professional shopper.

[Softly]

I DO NOT have a headache.

:doh:

:(

[NJFemmie]

:twitch:
I did not just see my co-worker's ass crack again.
It's not like I see it on a daily basis or anything.
And it certainly doesn't remind me of a fault line.

[MizzSabra]

I can see Russia from my front porch.

[HumV4me]

Dirty pissy cat boxes give my home the most welcoming aroma.

The way I am looked at when I'm busting my bottom trying to clean the house really turns me on as I work alone.

Walking over the kitty litter sand in the laundry room makes me feel like I'm at the beach.

I comunicate so well... there is a bright long term future for me.:explode::explode::explode::dots:

This is not directed to anyone in particular.

I am so happy right now... can't you tell?

[atomiczombie]

I am not sprouting a :pile: of zits all over my face, and I would never feel self-conscious about that. I never :annoyed: about anything.

[Gemme]

It was soooo easy to get up and out of bed this morning. :alarm:

I don't care for this smiley at all. :Howtoimg:

I have never fallen asleep while :bath:.

:listening: is not one of my favorite things to do in this world.

[NJFemmie]

I am not wishing everyone a good morning.
I'm not drinking coffee because I don't need it.
I was not just mentally discombobulated in Diva's Scrabble Word thread.
I am so looking forward to going to work today.

[Niteshift]

I do not have a headache. Nor do I think my head will explode.
I love being 1400 miles away from home.
I simply adore all the people that I work with.
I do not want to curl up into the fetal position and turn all the light off.

And most of all, I hate this thread.

[NJFemmie]

I love it when I have to drive many miles out of my way and turn a 15 minute ride into a 30 minute ride because the wonderful road construction guys can't fix a tiny bridge.
I do believe our tax dollars are hard at work.
I certainly don't think they're milking the system.

[KayCee]

I love standing in line waiting on people picking coins out of their pockets..

I hate sunshine and wish it would be winter all year...

I slept like a baby last night and I didn't have a nightmare....

I don't like coffee at all and especially no cigarettes because I don't need it..

I didn't feel like a truck hit me this morning..I felt great...

I don't cry at all..never!..I really don't..

[Arwen]

I'm not buying nuts for the ugly squirrel who keeps patrolling my sidewalk.

I'm never coming back to this thread either.

[PoeticWitch]

I so love the goverment! they are perfect in everyway. I dont feel bile rise in my throat when I typed that... I just love my roommates right now... I dont think they should beaten about the head with a wiffle ball bat.... :canadian: <<<<< I do have a point for this.. it wasn't pointless...

[WILDCAT]

Linda Blair and the priest were both right here earlier when I read about June's split pea soup! I swear...

I am so caught up on my sweet little lies here!

I am so happy that I have referred proudly to myself as "rogue" for years and years, and now someone, who I'm quite fond of has a new book out with said word in her book title.

I so know what a rogue of many lifetimes is to now do about this?! (Oh, the horror.)

:thud:

Bye!

:bolt:

*Suggestions, not welcome...

[SassyLeo]

Why. I'm not at all sick of Campbells Chunky Split Pea soup! I hope my kitchen never gets finished so I can continue having sumptuous meals from a can.

there are other varieties, you know :twitch:

[NJFemmie]

I really LOVE it when we get power surges at work. I mean, it's never a pain in the ass having to restart all the tape decks - especially when you're in the middle of a dub. I certainly have nothing better to do, so YAY! for me.

[Gemme]

It just tickles me pink when I have a very persistent craving for a very expensive food and nothing but flies in my pocketbook.

[Jess]

I do not covet the Pope's red Pradas...
I do not wish my other car was the popemobile
I do not suffer from papal envy

[christie]

I do not covet the Pope's red Pradas...
I do not wish my other car was the popemobile
I do not suffer from papal envy

You wouldnt just be a perv who salivates at the idea of me kneeling it your feet, clad in lovely red Pradas, begging, "Father, please forgive me"

You don't get a special charge when you drive around in your '78 Ford F250 Ranger flatbed and the rednecks nod, smile and point in approval.

You wouldn't be a size king, never evah...


Signed,
Not your biggest :cheerleader:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

I love the color brown

[Gemme]

I am so THRILLED to execute some of the new policies at work which includes the following:

kick the guest's ass and then wipe the mark off
lick the guest's nasty shoes and declare them Prada
hold the guest's hand like it's the first day of kindergarten
beg for forgiveness for anyone/someone else's fuck up
bend over, without lube, and take it like a big girl

[Andrew, Jr.]

*I love to watch killer whales catching and devouring sea lion cubs :clap:

*Britney Spears is my idol :princess:

*Karl Rove's memoir "Courage & Consequence" due out on March 9, 2010 is something I am anxious to read :nixon:

*Flight Delays - I love sitting on a runway for hours at a time :flying:

[scootebaby]

i love that i missed Divas party

i love that i have employees that will do nothing

i love that a majority of my time is spent in these work clothes

i hate a good challenge

i love that the lottery number drawer and i cannot get on same page with these numbers

im sure theres more but im so loving this migraine im develop i think ill go enjoy it all by myself :)

[Semantics]

I haven't missed this place at all. :awww:

[PoeticWitch]

I am just so happy that I slipped and fell in the gas station store...

the attendent was so smart to put the mat to prevent slipping outside the door on the cement where everyone slips all the time...

[Surayna]

I just LOVE doing all this homework. I really didn't want to spend the afternoon with my Daddy.

[NotAnAverageGuy]

I LOVE moving furniture into my bedroom so my living room can be steam cleaned

[Gemme]

I hate....nay, LOATHE....CSI.

[christie]

I just love that the IRS thinks its a good spending plan to pay an agent to come perform an audit of a form that the business has never had a need to file...in the entire 56 years we have been in business.

I love more that I am here on a what is a non work day for me, that I after I sit here and twiddle my thumbs for hours while aforementioned agent rifles through paper files I had to dig out of a skid from the top shelf of the warehouse, I will have to drive 287 miles home.

I can't say just how overjoyed that I am that I will be making the return trip on Monday.

[NJFemmie]

I am really upset that it's Friday.
I am not looking forward to the weekend and having a couple of days off from work.
And I am not looking forward to having a three day work week next week.
Getting a four day weekend is an outrage! :annoyed:

[Andrew, Jr.]

I hate all animals. :cheerleader:

I love to have seizures. :clap:

I don't grill. Never ever. :bbq:

I hate fishing. :fishing:

I hate sailing and boating. :sailing:

[SuperFemme]

I am not a fabulous detective. :deal:

[SuperFemme]

I too must go to Mexico for a decent meal rather than soup.

[MizzSabra]

I too must go to Mexico for a decent meal rather than soup.


I would HATE to come down there soon and cook for you and your family.

I would never, ever take care of my friends like that.

I don't know how to make soup. As a matter of fact, my kids hate it so much, that when I make homemade chicken noodle soup, there is *always* so much left over.

[LadyFlamezzz]

morning breath is simply delish***:cold::deepthoughts::candle:

[Words]

MizzSabra makes the most awful brownies ever.

Horrible, horrible things.

Really.

[Apocalipstic]

I am thrilled to be at work.

I hope no one brings me chocolate.

and

I wish it were Monday.

[suebee]

I was able to check off every single item on my to-do list today!

[MizzSabra]

MizzSabra makes the most awful brownies ever.

Horrible, horrible things.

Really.

They were just *awful* weren't they? Good thing we ate ALL of them so no one would get sick!

:rubberducky:

[Gemme]

I was able to check off every single item on my to-do list today!

Everyone loves a braggart. :flashy:

[Surayna]

I am perfectly healthy and feeling wonderful!

*sniffcoughsniff*

[MrSunshine]

I juuuuuuust LOVE having a gerbil sized bladder

[atomiczombie]

I am not lonely at all. I love being single. I never miss having a hand to hold, lips to kiss and arms open to me. I don't wish I could find a date at all. I especially would hate having a pretty femme who lives within 2 hours of me to date.

[SuperFemme]

I juuuuuuust LOVE having a gerbil sized bladder

Inner Habitrails rock.

[MrSunshine]

Inner Habitrails rock.


Oh I couldn't agree more. It makes me as happy as shitting in a :sock:

[SuperFemme]

I always shit in my socks.
Never EVER in my cowboy boots the first day of kindergarten. :4femme:

[Jess]

I love being waken by my mothers screech.
She does not have a voice that could bend nails.
I really missed that part of my life since I was 16.
I look so forward to starting todays chores! Whee!
I never ever abuse coffee!
:seconddoh:

[shadows papa]

I love being stuck at my desk doing homework
I don't notice it's drearily beautiful weather outside
I AM NOT staring at my mountain bike.....:cheesy:

[Gemme]

I am ecstatic about the slowness of my computer today.

[NotAnAverageGuy]

I so enjoy slow things like computers and browsers

[hottprof]

I love having the zombie plague.
It is my favorite sickness.
I love that I can not breathe and that I have no voice.
It so easy to sing in the car now...that I sound like barry white

Smiles :frog:

[NJFemmie]

I certainly don't think shitting in a sock is weird.

I don't think Linus went overboard with some of these smileys.

I am delighted it's Sunday, because my favorite day of the week is tomorrow.

I am not wishing everyone a good morning.

[Blaze]

I really like ironing my scrubs for the week.
I can't stand having my coffee first thing in the morning.
I am not looking forward to Football games today.
I think that my dogs really understands me.
I hate my ferrets with a passion!!!

[Andrew, Jr.]

*I hate my furkids
*I hate that it is Sunday meaning sports on TV all day long
*Coffee first thing in the morning sucks
*I hate this site
*I hate everyone on this site
*Linus needs to be more creative with the smilies. We need more of a selection. What we have now...ump
*Monday is my most favorite day of the week

[NJFemmie]

Here we are again ... on my most favorite day of the week!

Yay for me!

I do hate however, knowing that I will only have a three day work week this week and have four horrible days off.

Oh, and a new butt crack did not emerge in my office this morning! Now I have two wonderfully pleasant views to look forward to on a random basis.

*Sigh* How wonderful it is to be me all the time.

[NJFemmie]

I hate this house in Mexico and fervently wish I was back home where I am surrounded by appliances and boxes of what-nots that I can't put away because, you know the motherfucking kitchen isn't done.

I hope you're having a horrible time in Mexico. I happen to personally know how much you prefer living in kitchen chaos.

[NJFemmie]

I absolutely LOVE scraping ice off my windshield in 31 degree weather!
I love it when my hands freeze and I get a chill right up my spine!
How refreshing ... I certainly don't miss the warm weather.

[Apocalipstic]

I am so damn glad to be up and out of (the sleep number) bed this morning and at work drinking coffee from a thermos.

I am even more glad to have a whole month of holiday festivities ahead to enjoy. I wish we could celebrate Christmas all year round and maybe make up some extra family holidays.

[Duchess]

:seeingstars:I love waking up early in the morning

:toast:Rum is the Devil's juice

:grandpiano: I absolutely hate playing the piano


Duchess

[NJFemmie]

I am sooooo in the mood to work today.
I really don't feel like going home and crawling under my blankies.
I am wide awake and beaming with such enthusiasm that it's making me ill.

[NotAnAverageGuy]

I love love love being awake at this hour when I went to bed about 8 am cuz I tossed and turned all night

[always2late]

I just love it when it feels like someone has planted an ice pick in the base of my spine! :awww:
And I love winter! :cold:

[shigi]

i love peas.....my cat is white....

[violaine]

i love winter, especially having cold hands and feet :penguin:

[Jess]

I just love it when it feels like someone has planted an ice pick in the base of my spine! :awww:
And I love winter! :cold:

does "someone" live on the shore???
:chainsaw:

[T D]

I totally hate that I'm only working 2 hrs per day this week, maybe next week too ^5 :)

[Jess]

I hope it rains for another few days... the pups just love sliding down the hallway and drying themselves off on the couch.
I love being able to go outside to do stuff and those yummy drops of ice cold water stream down my shirt or down my pants while trying to put new tags on the old truck.

MMM rain...

[IrishGrrl]

I dont like sex

I dont like sex

I dont like sex


(is it working yet?):wallbreak:

[Apocalipstic]

My brain is not about to explode.

I am not "shot to the curb".

I do soooo not need a spa day.

[NotAnAverageGuy]

i love drinking coffee

[Pixie]

I hate my new furniture....
:hiding:
I did not just get a new tattoo...
:backdoorsex:
It is so f'n hot outside...
:cold:

[Beau]

I'm not the luckiest, happiest bulldagger on the planet.

And I'm not one to shake my tushy. Ever. ;)

YouTube- Elvis Presley and Ann Margaret - C'mon Everybody.

[NJFemmie]

My back does not hurt tonight and my sinuses haven't bothered me at all today. I don't think I'll be taking meds and crashing on the couch....

[Apocalipstic]

I am so happy its Summer and I am so warm.

:overreaction:

[Surayna]

I love spending so much time on studying for finals.

I love that Daddy isn't the first thing on my mind all day today.

I do not want this term to end.

[always2late]

I just ADORE this dog that I am currently dog-sitting for. I love the fact that he is driving MY dogs mental, and that he is a hyper lunatic. I also love that he is completely untrained, jumps and bites at the same time, and pulled me down the ice covered front steps. Yippeee! I wish I could keep him FOREVER!!

[atomiczombie]

I hate Christmas. It's my least favorite holiday of the year. :amsmiling:

[Corkey]

Basking in the warmth of the sun:cold:

[MrSunshine]

Oh I just love this cold weather. It doesn't make me want to stay in bed under 300 lbs of covers at all.

[violaine]

skies of gray, silent birds, and ice melt my heart.

[MizzSabra]

I love waking up in the morning and being able to see my breath in my room!

I LOVE the freaking freezing temps we've been having in Oakland.

:mob:

[NJFemmie]

... speaking of all this lovely weather we're having ...

I just love it when the windshield washer fluid freezes over and casts a thin film of icy blur! It's certainly a snap driving when you can't see a thing! I didn't have to pull over this morning and wait until my defroster warmed my window! I love below freezing temperatures! HOW REFRESHING!

:eyebrow:

[Gemme]

I love this cough. It's so friendly and constant and it makes me smile, in between coughs, of course.

[MrSunshine]

I love cramps. Oh, I do I do!:cheer:

[Ms. Meander]

I have everything under control. :hanging:

[NJFemmie]

It's not raining like the heavens opened up and released it's flood gates. :rubberducky: <-- I am not compelled to release a ton of these out on to the streets.

[always2late]

It's not raining like the heavens opened up and released it's flood gates. :rubberducky: <-- I am not compelled to release a ton of these out on to the streets.

I know! Isn't this weather just lovely! :badmood:

I continue to be delighted by this dog I am dog-sitting! He is just a joy and a pleasure to have in my home. I would SO love to watch him again! :explode:

[NJFemmie]

I am so upset that the torrential rain has slowed down ... I just called a store and ordered a ton of these ----> :rubberducky: for pick up.

I was so looking forward to unleashing these terrors on the streets of South Jersey.

Now I have to think up another master plan ..... :deepthoughts:


YouTube- Sesame Street - Rubber Duckie(better copy)

[MrSunshine]

I have everything under control. :hanging:




:ambulance::firetruck:

[Cantwin4losing]

I simply love how I was woken almost every 5 mintues by a pitbull that wanted to snuggle. :badmood:

I love how my hands hurt to close them its so cold.

[Corkey]

Man, I just love this wind, chasing trash cans, lids and once disposed of garbage is my favorite thing to do on a warm cloudless day.:rant::wallbreak:

[Andrew, Jr.]

I love the cold weather! :dance2: Scraping ice from my windshield is pure heaven. :cold: And using a lighter to defrost my doorlock is pure joy. :cheer:

[Gemme]

I love the vicious cycle that is hot chocolate. I drink it because it's not yummy and I am not cold. It doesn't warm me from the inside out. I don't have to pee 500 times because it's not 98.9% water. I don't feel the need to drink more since I've peed all the warmth out now. :spit:

[Andrew, Jr.]

Gemme,

I am with you! :cough: I love having kleenex shoved up my nose and coughing every 2 seconds. In fact, I just :welcome: this virus. :amsmiling:

I had no sign of this yesterday. However, it is here today. :awww: :clap:

[Duchess]

I love it when AT&T can't keep there appointments and the result is me being offline for what seems like a century..:clap:

Duchess

[weatherboi]

I really love it when my nail gun decides to backfire on me and I catch a small finish nail through the hand. Yeah.

[NotAnAverageGuy]

I really love when the oven doesn't work correctly

[hottprof]

I really wish it would continue raining...


smiles :frog:

[NJFemmie]

I'm really not looking forward to going home and wrapping one of Mare's Christmas presents. It's not like I don't know it's there at the door waiting for me to get home. I am not excited about Christmas at all this year.

Bah-humbug.

[Miami]

God, I do so LOOOOVEEEE to pay bills, owe money and be so broke I can't even afford to pay attention! lol

[KayCee]

...so broke I can't even afford to pay attention! lol

..I like that one..:rofl:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

I really like taking cold showers

[NJFemmie]

..I like that one..:rofl:

so, that means you DON'T like that one?
(remember to speak a lie ....)

[MrSunshine]

I justttttttt loooooooooooove all the snow that is coming down.

[Andrew, Jr.]

We have a winter storm warning in effect. I love how the grocery stores are jammed packed with people grabbing up all the meats, eggs, milk, tp, and paper towels to last them for months at a time.

Cars, trucks, vans, and suv's are all fitted with chains on their tires.

Everything closes down with the slightest hint of a snow dusting. A storm warning makes the state go into a winter weather advisory - stage 1. What it means is pretty much everyone is asked to stay home, and enjoy the day off. All courtesy of the state.

:tanning: The Caribbean looks good just about now. :barmartini:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

I really love how Sonice jacked up their Happy Hour prices

[Gemme]

I just love being sick again. Really. And truly.

:beatles:

[weatherboi]

I really love it when the shingles I ordered to repair my roof with come in the wrong color! That shade of green matches the house perfectly... pretty!!

[Pixie]

I love fighting.....just look forward to an arguement everyday.....I love making you comfortable bc your open minded and respectful!!!

[Gemme]

I don't want to go to bed RIGHT NOW. Nope, not at all.

[shadows papa]

I am so sad that my algebra and physics classes are over. I didn't sprint to the bookstore to sell my books before I gave into the urge to burn them!

[Andrew, Jr.]

I truely love shoveling snow. The more the better. :cheer: It's wonderful that we are having 26 inches. Snow all day long. Such joy! :clap:

PS: Rosie is a nervous nelly now

[WILDCAT]

I am feeling SO energetic and just know I am going to be SUPER-DUPER productive today - while I am NOT nearly bleeding to death here.





:amsmiling:

[NotAnAverageGuy]

I love how my ulcer is acting up again

[Vlasta]

I am so exited to go shopping , I really want to go , I love crowds and a million people at cash register .

[Abigail Crabby]

Won the lottery :flyingpig:

[Gemme]

I'm going to quit my job and live off the Earth.

[apretty]

i am not waiting on coffee, at all. my coffee maker brews so FAST! i am patient when it comes to coffee in the morning. please, coffee pot, take all the time you need!!

[Andrew, Jr.]

I so want the memorial for Oral Roberts to be televised. :pacman:

[Gemme]

The feeling of mucus sliding down the back of one's throat is fabulous. My nose doesn't feel like I did this ---> :smelling-flower: at all. :blink:

[Andrew, Jr.]

Locking up terror suspects in the US from Guantanamo Bay makes me feel so very safe. Really. :missing: Just like our gov't to protect us, and tell us everything. Yeah right.

And if you believe our gov't, then you must believe that I am engaged to Carrie Underwood.

[NJFemmie]

I didn't almost get into an accident because of a mini-van driving moron bitch yesterday. That snow bank didn't even come close to my car.

I certainly didn't have the desire to jump out of my car and spread some holiday cheer by smacking her upside her idiotic head.

This season certainly brings out the best in people - ALWAYS.

[Andrew, Jr.]

Black ice is such a delight to drive on. Really. I think everyone should have that joy at least once in their life time. :harley:

[Leigh]

And if you believe our gov't, then you must believe that I am engaged to Carrie Underwood.



Wow, really, you are? Well, I'll be a monkey's unkle!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, wait no, I am a monkey's unkle :dance2:

[Gemme]

I agree with Andrew....black ice skidding is FUN and should be made into an Olympic sport. :ninja: